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Politics › Re: We Don’t Want Restructuring - Governor Umahi by Tyche(m): 11:39am On Jun 29, 2017
Freemancipation:
Actually quite the opposite. He knows nothing. He lacks ideas to generate wealth. That's why his lazy ass is waiting for Abuja allocation.

Lack of creativity.
I assume you must be a billionaire with a lot of ideas in the bag, otherwise, you know nothing bro, no offense
Crime › Re: Police Arrest More Suspected Killers Of Bauchi Blogger, Recover Car by Tyche(m): 12:15am On Jun 29, 2017
Hmmmmm
Agriculture › Re: Fully AUTOMATED Palm Oil Extraction Machines For SELL!!! (3M Naira) by Tyche(m): 12:10am On Jun 29, 2017
Adulphus:
Partnership or sell

No Leasing
I will be in 042 by weekend, will give you a call
Agriculture › Re: Fully AUTOMATED Palm Oil Extraction Machines For SELL!!! (3M Naira) by Tyche(m): 8:17pm On Jun 28, 2017
Adulphus:
Still Much available!
What about leasing?
Agriculture › Re: Business Opportunity In Palm Oil Business. by Tyche(m): 8:13pm On Jun 28, 2017
princejr:
Let me share with my fellow nairalanders another fantastic view of this business.

If you are the business savvy type that buys palm oil for storage, you can maximize your profit buying the palm fruits and process to palm oil.

Let's do a quick calculation.
Currently, 25ltr keg sells between N10,500 - N11,500 depending on location.
If you buy your fruits and mill, with N120,000 you get 14 kegs. And you also get Palm Kernel that you can sell and make between N36,000 - N40,000 from.

Your cost per keg is lower than N9,000 and you make extra cash by the side selling your palm kernel.

This is what I call 'Win-Win'
Your head is there
Agriculture › Re: Business Opportunity In Palm Oil Business. by Tyche(m): 8:12pm On Jun 28, 2017
princejr:
If you still doubt if there is good money in Palm oil supply business, I'll suggest you take a stroll on the Agric section on nairaland and see how people are making good regular income and making money. In fact people like Madam Peeo, Sir donparosky are already inspiring people to greatness in the business.

So what is the opportunity I'm presenting?

PROCESSING OF PALM FRUIT INTO PALM OIL AND OTHER PALM PRODUCT
This opportunity is good for new entrants into the palm oil business as you are able to be in control of your supply and still get good money from the palm fruit value chain. It is also good for those who want to buy to store and sell later.

HOW DOES IT WORK?
Our Palm fruits are sourced from villages in the Ikale (Okitipupa and environs) area of Ondo State. The fruits are then transported to the oil mill and processed. Products from the processed fruit includes Palm Oil and Palm Kernel Nut (I need not tell you how readily available buyers are for these products).

TIME FRAME FOR PROJECT?
The time frame is usually between 2 - 3 weeks. That is, within this period of time you are able to source the palm fruit from the farm, transport it to the oil mill, get it processed and sell products to waiting customers.

COST IMPLICATIONS AND QUANTITY
A Toyota Dyna Transport load of Palm fruits currently sells for N100,000 as at the time of doing this write up. Transportation to the mill is N10,000 and production cost at the mill is N10,000.

The processed one (1) Toyota Dyna full load of Palm fruits would yield fourteen (14) 25ltrs kegs of Palm oil and uncracked Palm Kernel Nuts as well. At the mill you are able to crack and sell your PKN at the current prevailing price per ton, which is over N100,000 as I write.

Quick summary of Cost implication:
Cost of buying one Dyna Load of Palm Fruits: N100k
Cost of transportation to the mill: N10k
Cost of production: N10k
TOTAL: N120k

Divide the 14 kegs and derive average cost per keg.

WHAT IS NEXT?
I am based in Akure, Ondo State. If you are interested, give me a call. Be ready to travel down. It will help you see things first hand. And for those who can't travel down, call me to make arrangements as well.

PLEASE NOTE: I can ONLY accommodate a Maximum of 3 Toyota Dyna Truck load per 3 weeks time frame for now. With time we will be able to accommodate more people.

The number to call is on my signature. Check below this post.
Politics › Re: BREAKING! Great Jubilation N Umuahia As Biafra Colours Appear Like Rainbow(video by Tyche(m): 4:17pm On Jun 28, 2017
KratosCorp:
Unfortunately, the VAST MAJORITY of igbos think otherwise. I guess it's time you start being realistic.
The vast majority of keyboard warriors and their numerous multiple monikers
Politics › Re: See The Petition DSS Boss Received This Morning Against IPOB Leader (pics) by Tyche(m): 4:15pm On Jun 28, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
Useless people, they should arrest the guy that gave us quick notice before they arrest nnamdi because any arrest would be resisted ...
Yes, we will resist the arrest with every single data we have on nairaland grin
Politics › Re: Between Nigerian Igbos And Biafran Agitators – A Northerner’s Perspective by Tyche(m): 4:12pm On Jun 28, 2017
nototribalist:
Ndi Afonjas ana ezuzu
The number of insults you bandy about on a daily basis is a sign of a fundamental problem
Politics › Re: When Will Tinubu Man Up To Save His Boy From Fulanis by Tyche(m): 8:01am On Jun 28, 2017
Intelligent people should start avoiding IPOD youth threads
Politics › Re: Obiano: APGA callin Kanu name just reduce Apga Chances In Nov 2017. Big Mistake! by Tyche(m): 7:58am On Jun 28, 2017
sean1000x:
Even if APC brings 20 billion naira to Anambra to share and bribe people, Anambra people will stay at home or worst case vote for non APC party to show you how much they hate APC with passion. If APC should win Anambra election via electoral fraud, you will know why Anambra people are the defender of the Great Igbo Race. In fact it would be the fastest way to get Biafraa.
You are always jumping from one thread to another issuing infantile threats and puffing up your chest, oginidi?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Poses With His Special Security Guards (photos) by Tyche(m): 9:15pm On Jun 27, 2017
ESDKING:
This is Nnamdi Kanu real speciall trained guards. Those people are only saluting him like other groups salute influential people in the society. Mischievous people are free to say whatever they like.

No big deal.
Common Photoshop you no sabi do
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Vows: Nigeria Will Have No President In 2019 by Tyche(m): 3:23am On Jun 27, 2017
Igboesika:
Keep deceiving and consoling your self about this news and what the Constitution says about it.

I WANT IT TO SINK INSIDE YOUR MUSLIM SKULL THAT NIG CAN NEVER REMAIN THE SAME AGAIN. THIS CONTRAPTION MUST COLLAPSE !!. WE DON'T CARE HOW IT WOULD COLLAPSE.
Imagine this kid and his foolish rant
Politics › Re: Ag. Pres. Osinbajo Meeting With Buhari’s Son, Yusuf And Top Aso Rock Cabals by Tyche(m): 1:04pm On Jun 26, 2017
Waiting for this thread to be turned into a tribalism thread
Politics › Re: Almost All Names of Igbo Villages And Towns Can Be Found In The Bible -See Proof by Tyche(m): 11:26am On Jun 26, 2017
kellytuns:
Op you are 100% correct.in abia umuahia here,we have uzi village.even my village stream is called uzi stream......uzi is a popular name in Israel........ Eg uzi sub machine gun
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: If War Starts Today...the Fate Of The Poor Masses{pics} by Tyche(m): 2:15pm On Jun 25, 2017
They will soon flood this thread, with their multiple monikers and brainwashed messages
Car Talk › Re: 5 Reasons Kids Should Not Sit In The Front Seat Of Your Car by Tyche(m): 11:19am On Jun 25, 2017
chronique:
You are making excuses for her. Crying doesn't kill a child when you are correcting her. Anyways, it's your call to make.
I found a way to make it work. I was going out yesterday when she started crying she wants to follow me, initially I wanted to object, but with this thread on my mind we made a deal.

I said " Ok, you can go with me but you sit at the back", she rejected that and continued crying. I headed for the door, then she stopped crying and said, I will fowo grin you, then I took her and we headed for the car. She now asked for permission to come with some toys her granny bought for her, we went back, packed them and she was seated at the back playing with the toys.
Politics › Re: Have You Seen This Picture Of Northerners Leaving South East? by Tyche(m): 5:47pm On Jun 24, 2017
zionmade:
U call Mediocrity sensibility?
they Hausa's in the east work to eat and survive as well as feed their numerous wives. finish work to accumulate wealth so the investments Finish have there were acquired from the profits of the business they operated over there. So my Ignorance brothers would not be at lost in case of anything, because the only investment they loose will be the proceeds from profits.
That shows how Igbo mentality looks like. They always strive to make wealth no matter the hostility of the environment. unlike Yoruba's that will drive only one taxi IJ do south for 10yrs with nothing to show for it or Hausas that achieves nothing in so many years of shoe shinning
You are naive
Politics › Re: PHOTO: Boko Haram Release Footage Of Abducted Police After Attack On Convoy by Tyche(m): 5:45pm On Jun 24, 2017
Where is the picture na?
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man And Woman Arrested With 1.5kg Of Heroin In Kenya (Photos) by Tyche(m): 4:12pm On Jun 23, 2017
Car Talk › Re: 5 Reasons Kids Should Not Sit In The Front Seat Of Your Car by Tyche(m): 1:24pm On Jun 23, 2017
chronique:
You are making excuses for her. Crying doesn't kill a child when you are correcting her. Anyways, it's your call to make.
Thanks for your time
Car Talk › Re: 5 Reasons Kids Should Not Sit In The Front Seat Of Your Car by Tyche(m): 12:43pm On Jun 23, 2017
chronique:
You have to stand it and be firm or else, she'd start crying to get everything she wants from you and that's not a good way to raise kids. The earlier they learn that "no" means "no", the earlier they adjust. You have to start threatening her with not allowing her to go out with you when she cries to sit in front, and enforcing it swiftly. That way, she would adjust.
Omo, she can cry for Africa oooooo
Car Talk › Re: 5 Reasons Kids Should Not Sit In The Front Seat Of Your Car by Tyche(m): 11:17am On Jun 23, 2017
chronique:
That's because you don't want to discipline her and be firm on her. Is it because she cries non stop for not sitting in front? If yes, that's the beginning of rebellion. Children should be firmly made to understand these things early enough, especially in this era where they grow pretty fast.
I can't stand her cries of "I want to sit down my sit grin , although my wife doesn't allow that in her car though
Car Talk › Re: 5 Reasons Kids Should Not Sit In The Front Seat Of Your Car by Tyche(m): 7:56am On Jun 23, 2017
My 2 years+ daughter can't seat anywhere but the front seat
Politics › Re: Avergage Hausa Man Does Not Need The Igbos by Tyche(m): 4:08pm On Jun 22, 2017
Succinctly put
Politics › Re: Quit Notice: Call For Arrest Of Arewa Youths Unpatriotic —kwankwaso by Tyche(m): 11:00am On Jun 22, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
i know Kaduna state more than you. The amount of unemployment there is mind boggling. No functional industry apart from Pepsi and Sunglass.



Kaduna has gone under
Very wrong
Politics › Re: "We Have Resolved Nigeria Must Not Break" - Governors by Tyche(m): 8:27am On Jun 22, 2017
CutieGuy:
Bro i wish u guys will understand that we don't give a damn about this mofos called goveenors and politicians here in the east.
And in other shelve face osibande is there wasting his precious tym meeting the wrong pple.
He will soon realise that he is on a long thing.
On the contrary, you will soon realise you are on a long thing
Car Talk › Re: Common Toyota Problems by Tyche(m): 7:25am On Jun 22, 2017
I am just here to read comments
Romance › Re: Russian Teacher & Girlfriend Drown In Lake While Having Sex Inside Car (Photos) by Tyche(m): 12:16pm On Jun 21, 2017
Oyindidi:
Reallyshocked not cool though
You be got to try it out sister, variety is the specie of life grin . BTW, do it in any car you are tired of using sha grin
Romance › Re: Russian Teacher & Girlfriend Drown In Lake While Having Sex Inside Car (Photos) by Tyche(m): 8:57am On Jun 21, 2017
Oyindidi:
Them no get house ni, which way to die be this?

Sex for back of motor no go pain body sad
Na wa
E no dey pain body at all grin
Politics › Re: US Finally Reacts To Agitations For Biafra by Tyche(m): 4:32pm On Jun 20, 2017
Freemancipation:
Since when did American white men start caring about black nations. You are praising us as the most populous black nation yet warning your citizens not to travel there.

You keep ranking Nigeria in the lowest of all areas of development and security but claim we are a strategic partner.

At our backs you laugh at us and call us black monkeys and use us to site examples of why the white man is superior but when you come in front of us you say that we are doing great and need to stay together.

Politics › Re: Quit Notice: Northern Leaders Misruled Nigeria – Okorocha by Tyche(m): 2:50pm On Jun 20, 2017
sekxy:
who is this frustrated old hag ...are u an Imolite NO...do u live or work in Imo state No...do u know the current happenings in Imo state NO...do u know how much none indigenes pay in IMSU absolutely NO,do u know the acceptance fee in IMSU NO,Do U know the hostel fees in Owerri...NO...do u know the fate of the retired civil servants and even the present ones in IMO STATE...huhI can deduce u are the dounce here. ..I have mates like u at home who reason with their brain not with their nose...nonsense!!!
What is the problem?

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