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“I hear a sound. The sound of metal orbs clanging against one another. Oh my god, it’s coming from your pants, Bob. Balls. Big brass balls. God love you, we are back in this thing.”

American Crime Story

It's high time I stick to water. This joint pains I always feel after booze hmmmmm

This thread is useless without pics ....

highscript:
don't mention, he's the reason why I want to do this for my mom

Hmmmmm

Why do most people think this way? I suggest you look more deeply

highscript:
All I'm living for is to repay my mum...
I will surprise her that nothing can stop her from shedding those tears of joy...
The moment she's shedding those tears I will surprise her the more the more the more,my wife will envy what I will do for her

Your father nko?

Unfollows thread

A good policy or a musle flexing action

A look at your profile pic and I now know why

Hmmmmm ..., it's well

Opa gan gan style

princee7:
There was this girl I was dating n I usually cook for even though she was a bit older than, then I cooked with my money one day in her house when she came in with a guy and eats all the food together I was just standing there, then the boy said won't you ask your junior brother to join us, hope he knows am sleeping over ten the babe replied don't worry he will go cook his own in his house he is a nice boy... That day I just stand day look

Sh!t really hit the fan

paybak:
I get luck oooo.. No girl in this world, i mean no girl has ever tried that shi with me.. Except i wanna be dishonest to myself.. I never knew God has been so great to me not untill i read those comments.

Go siddon jare. Na una type dem dey decieve pass

Billions is always on point

Anyone with similar series suggestion?

Wrong approach

Which kind brainless piece is this? The Op must be soo daft cos even the BMC crew will not post this.
But per chance this is coming from BMC, then they have elaveted idiocy and zombism to a whole new level

edupedia:
....yet u prove again what he said....u went to school but have no education....failed and lost tribe....

Yet another paid per post NLer. Tribalist

Joavid:
This op is delusional abi she dey sell market??

Times have changed. It's girls that chase married men now not the other way round.

It's easier for a married man to get a pretty chic than for a single guy.

Don't mind the op, her market is dead on arrival . As a married man, I have realised that I am safer without my ring than with it.

Ladies like Op ejaculate at the sight of married men, sadly, it aint working for her any longer

Nellychinma20:
yes just the way your dad had a problem by giving birth to u
the last time I checked the topic is on married men and not men in general.
block head

Brain dead attention seeking maggot infested cvnt. You are tired of heartbreak from married men after your cvnt have defied the law of elassticity and you come here to form holy pass.

Did your dad rape you to compound your experience with married men? Mannerless inbred smelling cvnt. If your married brothers are raping you in addition, why no go to TB Joshua for deliverance other than washing your dirty linen in the public.

Married men seducer

Nellychinma20:
here's another one
There was this friend of mine, the girl love me no be small.
She was too fond of me and wanted me to meet her family ,mind u they are very rich
After the day I visited ,her dad took interest in me and anytime he's coming to school to visit her he would but lots of gifts for me and the mum too took me as a daughter.
we all became free around each other and got to know my family too.
I was in school one day when her dad called and told me to come outside (I thought it was about our surprise birthday party for her cos that was prior to her birthday)
with my innocent mind I came out and entered his car, he drove to a hotel and we went to the bar to have a drink.
He started confessing his love, at first I thought it was a joke and I jokingly told him to stop.
I was speechless when he tried grabbing and kissing me.
stunned, I stood up and told him to take me home
I was visibly shaking ,I least expected that from him
now my friend complains I don't like visiting her family and I always give flimsy excuses ,I can't tell her.
she talks about her perfect dad a lot and most times am mute, she won't understand
And whenever I visit them, her mum will tell me how happy she is for having such a faithful and good husband and even teach me how to make my man faithful when I get married.
He is still unrelenting but I can't betray a family that loves me so much
And I don't want to break his home, they are so lovely

Na only you married men dey see, you have a probkem tbh

GAZZUZZ:
Peugeot has very little tolerance for electrical or mechanical work done wrong.

If you think you have a wrong head cylinder installed, try and get another cylinder that is an exact match with yours.

Scanning a D8 with pp2000 can only be done using an original, 99per in the nigerian market are clones.

Most importantly get a new peugeot mechanic.

Thanks

Whats your take on the hard starting

Happy Easter Gazzuzz

My peugeot D8 had a timing belt cut and I had to change the top cylinder but that brought a lot of other issues.

Firstly, I realised the top is different from mine as the timing belt cover didnt match. The Kazeem alluded to that saying mine was 3 pins but the one he put is one pin but couldnt tell me the pros and cons. What does that mean? But the car picks easily.

I started having hard starting. I have to crank the car then pump the trutle for a while before the car starts. The Kazeem said it could be ECU .

I started hearing a sound at the timing belt compartment and opened to observe the adjuster slightly wobbling, the Kazeem no see anything .

I tried scanning the car but the pp2000 no dey see anything. Which kind wahala be this?

This is aside the black smoke and illuminated checklight which I am at a loss at what to do since pp2000 no fit communicate with the the ecu. The black smoke pre-dates the timing belt cut.

Wetin I go do Gazzuzz? My this plenty problem no pursue you from the thread biko .

Yours sincerely,
A discouraged peugeout user who has ported but still love his peugeout

DropShot:
I don't envy the kind of brain some of you are bestowed with. Fish brain performs better I swear.

Everyone and anyone who supports the govt is a BMC or GMC - whatever that means.

I guess the 64% who affirmed that Nigeria is better in the two years of this administration, in a poll conducted by PDP on Twitter are all BMC.

Chai, shame dey catch me for some of Una ooo.

Imagine a Nigerian affirming the bolded? You must be a high ranking member of the BMC

DropShot:
Some of you display level of intelligence not even befitting of a toddler.

A loquacious FFK and a thuggish Wike just opened their mouth to make an unsubstantiated claim that Amaechi owns the flat without any proof, no matter how remote, yet gullible zombies decided to masturbate over it.

Na like this the youths wan become leaders of tomorrow? Zero logical reasoning!

Happy Easter to you guys at the BMC , while a lot of people envy your pay; 250k for this economy no be beans na , no one envies your job wallahi.

E no easy to defend blunders after blunders. But know this, the goodwill your paymasters rode into power is erroding at the speed of light.

Na today, no heads will roll my man. Those EFCC guys are clever by half and whoever is pulling this stunt for them behind the scenes will get his hands burnt.

I can't wait for the dethronement of APC to reveal the monumental lies and deciet that they are putting us through.

Bunch of clueless and incompetent mofos

pocohantas:
I was very disappointed. Most of our comedians are brain dead.
Okey Bakassi once cracked a joke about how a girl went to a guy's house and he raped her, that how can she say he raped her when she went to his house and had her bathe.

They should just avoid topics/jokes they have no understanding of.

They are actually two stupid people, or parents rather.

And to really see some mofos opening their 32? I had to pinch myself to know if I was dreaming.

Had a crush on this chic way back then

pocohantas:
I watched AY mae a joke out of the situation and I felt that was really low!

Honestly!!! It's quite telling about their real personality. They hide behind jokes to commit oral murder

This one don turn celeb too. Long hiss

michoim:
Which white paper? Judicial commission of inquiry indeed! Set up by the rogue called Wike with mandate to indict Amaechi by all means. What a foolish idea to bring up this topic!

BMC crew to the rescue

me69:
GO TO COURT STOP FEEDING STORIES. IF YOU DON'T GO TO COURT THAN YOU ARE LYING

David Iyofor!!! Is that you?