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The following week started. Sikira resumed lesson at my house every 5 market days. She will stop by and spend between one hour to two hours before going to market. I was not sexually attracted to sikirat because of her mode of dressing which is extremely local. I told her about her dressing and she said there is nothing she can do about it. Ok, I told her that I will buy new cloths for her, she said she won’t be able to wear them because its madam that always buy the clothing for her and she dare not put on anything that doesn’t come from madam. **chaiii, this madam is wicked ooooo, she just wanted to kill the beauty in this sikiratu, I thought**. Whenever sikirat is around, I will take her basic english and mathematics, and I gained something new in return, sikirat will branch at my place when coming back from the market, she will give me part of the food stuffs, beef and fruit she is suppose to carry to madam. I started eating good meal courtesy of sikiratu, since the day1 of her lesson, I have been enjoying the same meal as that of the white house. Most times, sikirat will cook the soup for me before going back home. Yet, I don’t have the mindset of having sex with her because she isn’t sexually attractive. We had problem with the friday night classes because madam and the family always come back from church by 5am and sikirat must be met at home, so we suspended the night tutorials. Janet was still skipping class as usual. From 5 classes to 4, then to 3, now she attends only 2 classes in a week. I dare not tell madam as instructed otherwise, janet will make me loose my job. All I do when during janet’s periods is to sit down and watch african magic while she either goes out of the house or lock herself up in the room. I was getting uncomfortable about janet’s attitude and decided to speak with sikirat about it one day during our lessons in my house. ME: sikirat, what is wrong with that janet sef?, she is very lazy, she keeps skipping class and I’m getting fed up. SIKIRAT: **laughs for a while**: sebi she dey reduce your stress ni?, then why complain?. ME: what if she fails her next jamb exam?, madam will sack me that I’m not doing my work SIKIRAT: there is nothing you can do about it, madam had employed 3 lesson teachers this year before you, whenever they complain to madam about aunty janet’s attitude. Aunty janet will lie that the teachers want to sleep with her, then madam will sack them. ME: chaiiiiiiiiiiii . Na wa ooooo. So what do I do now? SIkirAT: just obey whatever she says if you want to retain your job. ***then I thought to myself, there must be a way out of this, but the way is what I don’t know yet. This is the second month of my lesson in the white house and my second week of lesson with sikirat. Sikirat has been responding better, she works her assignment very well and still, there is no intimate attraction because sikirat will always wear a big long gown like old mama, and threads her hair with rubber. The following week, sikirat arrived my house as usual and told me. SIkIRAT: Onihaxy, “we can now be having classes every friday nights” ME: **suprised**. But how? Where? And when? SiKIrAT: at our house. The white house. ME: but you know that will not be possible. What about the gateman?. You want to kill me? SiKIRAT: you have nothing to worry about, I have discussed everything with him. In fact he is happy about it and ready to help. He just wanted to see you for confirmation. ME: are you sure I’m save? SiKIRAT: very sure. After the lesson, sikirat hugged me and later kiss me as she was leaving for market. I was shocked and my dick jacked up. SIKIRAT: I’m sorry for what I did. I just want to appreciate you for your support and lesson classes. ME: you are welcome. Sikirat left for the market, returned to my house as usual to drop food stuffs before going back to the white house. The following monday. I went to the white house for lessons as usual. On knocking the gate, the gate man opened the gate and said. “Oga teacher, abeg, I wan see you oooo”. We entered into his quarters directly beside the gate. He offered me a sit and started discussing. ME: oga peter, u say u wan see me. Hope no problem? Gateman:. Yes, na sikirat discuss something with me and I wan confirm from you. ME: and what is that? ***pretends as if I didn’t know anything*** Gateman: she say she don start a lesson at your place but the time no reach, she come say she want make you dey come here every friday nights when madam and the family go vigil. ME: yes, she said it. So how are we going about it? Gateman: the thing wey go happen be say. You go dey come around 9pm. I go sneak you into my quarters. And when madam and the family don go church, you go come out go meet sikiratu for inside. And when its 15minutes to 5am. U go come back to my quarters because you no fit go out until 5;30am because of vigilante. So when its 5:30am , I go sneak you out of the gate. U hear am?. ME: oga peter, you too get sense. Thank you very much Gateman: that one na small thing. I dey do am because you be sureboy, you dey always buy gala come for me. And sikirat too na good girl. She dey always add to my food and steal fish for me to chop. I just happy say she wan learn book. But the service na on 2 conditions oooooo. ME: wetin be the condition? Gateman: you go dey pay me 5k monthly, and the 2nd one be say, you must not go beyond lesson with sikira oo. Because if she get belle, them go mention my name say na me dey allow guys enter come give am. ME: se na only that 2? Gateman: yes Me: no problem. I be gentle boy and besides, I no dey date sikirat, I just see am as a good friend. Gateman: ***laughs****, u mean say since all this days wey sikirat dey come your house, you never chop am?. ME: I swear Gateman: oga teacher, you don miss ooooo. You see wounded cow, you no slaughter, se na healthy cow you wan come cut. ME: thank you oga peter, make I dey go meet janet, we go talk later. I walked into the house to meet janet. She was still rude, bossy and lazy as usual. She only managed to stay 40minutes for the chemistry class before going inside again. I waited for gideon, tutor him and left. It was friday, sikirat had called me at 8pm to remind me of our new schedule. I no just get the liver, my mind just dey shake say if dem catch me nko?. I gather the courage. Went to white house, sneaked into the gateman’s room as planned. And when the family were out, I was out of the room. Before I could get to the door, sikirat had opend the main door. You are welcome “she said”. She took me straight to her room. She has kept a plate of rice and meat for me. She said “that is the food I’m supposed to eat, but I decided to eat the remnants from the pot and keep this for you.”. Haba, u shouldn’t have done that now, why starving yourself? I said. She replied, you deserve more than that, infact you deserve everything in this world. For you to tutor me free of charge, agreed to pay oga peter 5k monthly and also risk your life to be here at nights, u deserved everything. I was marvelled. I never knew I have done something that important. After eating.. I marked her previous assignment. We did little of mathematics till 11:10pm. Sikirat said she is tired and wanted to have her bath then go to bed. I said ok. Just infront of me, sikirat untied her wrapper from her waist and removed her top. Oh my GOD!!!, she didn’t wear anything inside. For the first time, I saw the real beauty in sikirat. She was so endowed with an average bosom but not up to that of janet. The Bottom were so shaped and the tips were pointed. My dick resurrected again but I had to stylishly cover it. ME: haba, sikirat, you don’t even care that I’m here, see how you are unclad Sikirat:. **laughs***. Why will I be afraid?, you are a special part of me. I know you like aunty janet and don’t like me because you are educated and I am a poor house girl. ME: its not like that sikirat, if I don’t like you, I won’t risk my life to be here this night. Sikirat: but you don’t admire me and always touch me each time I come to your place. ME: I’m shy ni. Because you are older than me SIkiRAT: and you are educated than me. So who is higher between the two of us?. We laughed as she enters the bathroom to shower. In less than 6 minutes, she was out, tieing a towel and still saw me fully dressed in my jean trousers and roundneck. Oga teacher!, is this how you want to sleep with your dress on? She said. I’m ok like this, I replied. She said “no oooo, there is heat”. She came closer, unbutton my shirt, removes my singlets, in the process, her towel loosed. OMG!!, sikirat is naturally beautiful without cloths. She looks sexier and younger. I don’t know where the courage came from. I pull her head closer and kissed her. She responded and kissed me passionately. I grabbed her bosom, began to suck, squeeze and press. She was moaning softly and helping to unzip my trousers. She removes my trousers while I suck her. I licked her down to the abdomen and down to the kitten. Sikirat is clean and shaved. I teased her clits with my tongue, insert one finger into the hole, increased it to 2 and to 3. She was making heavy sound. Ouuuuuuch yeeaaaaaaah. At a time, she was releasing juice. I continue teasing the clit with my tongue and her moan was increasing. She pushed my back to the bed. Removed my trousers and sucked me. OMG!!, sikirat gave the best orals I have ever had in my life. She sucked all the balls, shafts and tips. I cummed in her mouth. She swallowed it and continued sucking till I was erected again. Then she lied beside me and said “oga teacher, come mess me”. But I don’t have a condom here. I replied. She said “oooh God. Can’t you do it without condom?”. I said NO because oga peter warned me that you should not be pregnant. She laughed. She removed the rubber band on her hair and then walked Unclad to the kitchen. I still don’t know what she is up to with the rubber band. She came back with a small white nylon. She wore the nylon on my dick, then insert the rubber band at the bottom of my erected dick ” ****chaiii, this girl too get sense. Omo seee improvised condom for here ooooo****. Now wey you don wear cap, come Bleep me abeg, sikirat said. Without wasting much time. I lean forward to her. Started on a missionary style. In out in out. She was enjoying it and she later raised her left leg up, followed by the right leg. Both legs were up now giving me chanced for full penetration. She continued moaning as I was digging. We switched to woman on top, to canine, to reverse cow girl, to scissors before we both cum. Sikirat was so tight despite her age. We both entered into the bathroom to have a shower. On seeing her Bottom again. My dick resurrected. She saw it and smiled. She knelt down on her kneel and gave me a good blow.job with a deep sucking. I cummed in her mouth and she spit it out. We both went back to bed and sleep. I woke up and sneaked out as planned. We continued this exercise for the next 6 weeks. We will meet at my house on market days for lessons alone. Then meet at the white house for sex and lesson. Not until one friday night at the white house. We were inside doing our normal routing until when armed robber arrived at the compound that night………….. WATCH OUT FOR PART 4 |
Over the weekend, I had a fresh hair cut, a fresh perfume, a new 3 packs of shirt all ahead of my new job. I relocated to my own apartment in akure where I used to live before I left for service. Finally, its monday, I went straight to my new job at 10am. “Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the gateman opened, looked at me. He recognised me. Madam no dey around, “he replied” but madam say make aunty janet attend to you, aunty janet dey inside. I entered into the compound. Knock on the main door. “Ko ko ko”. Who is that?, a voice answered from inside. Its me onihaxy, I replied. She opened the door and stood at the entrance. **Chaiiiiii, janet was wearing a black round neck top, the Tips were pointing out, I guess she isn’t wearing a bra, she wore a micro mini skirt, she has an average height with a yam leg******* JANET: ****i guess she can’t recognise seeing me days back, well its normal sha, girls don’t recollect seeing guys but guy can always recollect seeing a lady at 12midnight.**** , who are u looking for? ME: I am the new lesson teacher. Mummy told me to resume today. JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?, come in and have your seat……. Sikira!!!!!!!, where is this?, she screamed. **i thought in mind, this girl must be mean, see the wey she dey scream on this poor girl.**** sikira came out, she saw me sitting, she smiled at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled back and said “hi”. Janet frowned at her and shouted at her, “pick this cup and get out of here, “. Sikira left and janet turned to me. I looked at her again and can’t believe she is 19. Her body shape looks 24. She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat down on the other chair, she smiled a little. JANET: I’m sorry pls, that is just lazy, if I don’t shout at her, she will never work. So what is your name again? ME: onihaxy JANET: ok, mummy already informed I and my brother that you will be coming around to tutor us. So let’s talk ME: ok JANET: I hope you will tutor well because you will be the 4th teacher to be employed this year, they all are not good at teaching, and when I notice that you are not good, I will report you to mum and you will be fired. ME: **my heart skip beats****, I am a good and born teacher, I will try my best. JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time table. Mummy said 5 times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times. And mummy must not know about this. Understand? ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb, lazy girl****. Ok, I replied JANET: so what time and day will be ok for you? ME: any day and time you fix is ok JANET: anyday and time?. I thought you teach at a school? Or don’t you work elsewhere? ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo, see as she dey question me****, I used to teach when I served. I just passed out and still job hunting. JANET: *raised eye brow* so you are a graduate?, you have served?, waaooooooh, I was thinking you are an NCE holder or school cert. That is interesting. She smiled. ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature dey embarrass me****. So what time will u prefer? JANET: monday, Wednesday, friday and saturday. You will come at 2pm, teach me till 4pm when gideon will be back from school. Then start with gideon from 4:30 to 6pm. Is that ok by you. ME: its ok. So can we start today?. JANET: no problem, will you wait behind? Or come back by 2pm? ME: **thought***, I think I will come back. But where is mummy JANET: don’t you know she will be at work? She is a banker and won’t be back untill 6:30pm or 7pm. ME: **chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***, ok janet, I will be back by 2pm. JANET: wait, let me have your number just incase. ” Sikara!!!!!!!!! !!, bring my phone for me on my bed” she screamed. Sikira came with the phone. Janet collected it from sikira while sikira is still standing there. She smiled at me again. JANET: call your number ME: 0806323******** JANET: saved, ****she flashed my number******* ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will be back by 2pm. She returned the phone to sikira to return, I left the compound, walked out to the gate. Just as I was outsited the gate, my phone ranged. I looked at the screen, it was an unknown number. I picked ME: hello, who is this? CALLER: its me sikirat, that is my number, save it. I will call you later, bye. ***hanged up**** I got home wondering, what does sikirat wants from me?. She must have memorised my number while I was calling it to janet. **fast forward***. Its 1:30pm, I left my house and set out for my lesson job. I arrived at the white house, knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. I went straight to the main door entrance. A heavy sound of. “I fit die ontop your matter” was coming out of the room that no one could hear me knocking. Then I remembered I have janet’s number. I called her and no one picked. I called sikirat that I’m outside,. A minute later, the door was opened. I entered and met janet on a pink top and a bump short. She was sweating, then I guess she must have been dancing. ME: hi jane, I’m here for the lesson, JANET: “eeeehhmmm onihaxy” did I get it right? ME: yes JANET: see I’m tired oooo. I’m not sure I will do lesson today. I have been dancing since. If not for sikirat who told me that it seems someone is knocking, I wouldn’t have known you are outside ME: ****chaii, omo see sense, this sikirat wise oooo****. Ok jane, so what will happen now. JANET: maybe you should wait for gideon to be back from school. Then you should teach him. ME: ok JANET: what should I offer you? ME: ****why dis girl dey act nice this time na?****. I’m ok for now, I waited for gideon and I thought him mathematics. I continued the lesson since that day. Janet will skip lessons most times and I dare not tell mummy. Sikirat will sneak to call me. She said aunty janet and mummy must not catch her. Most times, we will do midnite call, we do talk about everything except sex. I guess she doesn’t want to bring it up and I wasn’t interested neither. I would still prefer janet to sikirat any day. until one day when sikirat said she wants to tell me something. ME: hello sikirat, u said you wanted to tell me something. SIKIRAT: please I need your help. I don’t know if you will help me, ME: just say it first. SIKIRAT:. I wanted a service that I can’t afford to pay for ME: what service dear? SIKIRAT: I’m shy to say it. ME: just say it dear SIKIrAT: emmmmm ehhmmmm eeehhmmm. You see, I dropped out at JSS2. I have passion to go to school but my parents don’t have the capacity. A sister who brought me to akure from ilorin promised my parents to send me to school. Only to end up renting me out madam when we reach akure. I still want education ME: you mean you want to go back to school? SIKIRAT: not really ME: so what do you want? SIKIRAT: I want you to be teaching me lesson but I don’t have money to pay. ME: that’s not a problem sikirat. Whenever I come next, I will be teaching you when I’m through with janet and gideon SIKIRAT: no oooo, mummy and aunty janet will not support it, they hate me so much, infact, they might send me out of the house. ME: so what do you want us to do? SIKIRAT: I will be coming to your house ME: *****my heart skipped beat*****. When and how? SIkiRAT: I used to go to market to buy house needs every 5 days. I can spend like 2hrs at your place before going to market. And also on friday nights. Everyone used to go to vigil and I am always the only one at home with the gateman, I can always come around… Abi ur wife will not support it? ME: looolz, wife kee?, I have not married, and I’m not in any relationship for now. SIKIRAT: you mean you don’t have any girlfriend? ME: yes SIKiRaT: thank God oooo, no one will say I want to use lesson to snatch her boyfriend. After the conversation, I was wondering how midnite lessons will look like. Chaiiii, sikirat no go kill me ooooooooooo…. WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 |
Passing out parade has come and gone, I will definitely miss my friends, my PPA, my environment in ota, a lot of thoughts were running through my mind as I was packing and arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself, “after service year then what next?”. I had tried to apply for jobs during my service year but I couldn’t get a befitting job. My friends that were born with a silver spoon had jobs waiting for them at home, “Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my bag, board a bus to akure. On getting home, my family and neighbours welcomed me, it was as if a white man came on a visit. People are asking me questions, some were greeting, some were asking for what I brought. As days rolled by, I begin to search for what to do, I moved round the town to see if I could get a job somewhere. One day while I was passing by on the 3rd street, I saw a woman coming out of a mighty duplex, the house was painted white,. She was pasting a notice on her gate as I was passing by. I moved closer to see the what she was pasting, and on it I saw ” A home lesson teacher wanted URGENTLY”. Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on. After walking about 8 steps. I stopped and think. ***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be rich people ooo, so dem fit pay.*****, I stopped thinking, I went back the house, I knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. the gateman took me to the the door entrance, called out the woman and left, ME: good afternoon ma MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I help you? ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other time and I decided to apply. MADAM: you mean the home tutor job? ME: Yes MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And how was the result?. ME: *****smiled**** *, yes man I do. MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because my first daughter wants to write jamb and post jamb, so a graduate will do better, ME: *****i looked at myself and thought, “chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo, shey I no look like graduate ni?” ***** smiled, I’m a graduate ma. MADAM: really?, oooohh, pls I am so sorry for the embarrassment, so sorry please, u look very young, please come in please. ************she ushered me into the living room*********** * The interior of the room is a nice one, a colourful design and furnitures. I sat on the chair and she sat down opposite to me. MADAM: I’m sorry for the other time ME: its not a problem ma MaDAM: which state are you from? ME: edo MADAM: how old are you. ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23 MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate? ME: 21 Ma MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I like that. So let’s get to business. My first daughter janet is 19, she failed her last jamb attempt, so she is writing another one, so u will teach her physics, chemistry and math, less I forget. What’s your course? ME: chemistry Ma MaDAM: then you should be able to do well then, ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the wall directly in front of me, its of a very pretty young lady, she is fair and has a big burst. This must be janet, “chaiiiii, omo see bobby**** MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will be teaching him mathematics. Me: ok ma. MADAM: ********called someone by the name “sikira”. Sikira!!! , bring a bottle of coke for me with a glass cup****** A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her dressing shows that she must be the house maid. She is fair too but not up to janet, she must be in her early 20′s I guess, she has this local inbuilt beauty, a nice dimple and a an average sized bosoms. She served the coke and turned back. Chaiiiiiiii, omo see a$$$$$$. Its that type of mercy johnson’s. I sipped the coke and continues the discussion. MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her with your fine boy look oooooo, ME: ok ma. Madam: just kidding. So how much are you charging me? ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look of the house, the cars I saw outside***** 30k ma. MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I’m not employing you to train her for cambridge. I will pay you 20k per month for the 2 children. ME: ok ma MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go beyond academics with my daughter, I think you understand what I meant?. If you do, I will send hired killer to kill you ME: ok ma, *******so this woman is only concerned about her daughter’s yansh, what about sikira?*****. Sorry ma, can I ask a question? Madam: go ahead. ME: please are the children around?! I want to introduce myself to them ****for my mind, I wan see how janet looks like in reality****. MaDAM: janet went to a friend’s birthday party, gideon my son is sleeping inside. Maybe when you resume lesson, you will know them ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I wish to meet daddy too. MADAM: laughs, daddy is not in nigeria,. Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will resume on monday. I exchanged number with madam, stood up and about to leave when sikira came out to pick the bottle. She looked into my eyes and released a cute smile, her dimple made a hole. I smiled back at her too. I dashed out of the compound. As I stood infront of the gate, a cab dropped a young girl infront the house. I recognised the face as the same thing I saw on the picture, this must be janet. I said to her “HI”. She just ignored, passed by and knock on the gate which the gateman later opened. I said to my self. Chaiiiii, why this girl come rude and dey arrogant like this na? WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 |
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I notice a baby crying in my church during service today at my back, all I was expecting is to see a woman caring baby out of the congregation for him or her not to disturb the pastors preaching, but to my greatest surprise I notice nobody stood up and the baby suddenly stop crying and I decided to look at what has just happened at my back what I saw was shocking, instead of carrrying the baby out she sat and breast feed the baby inside the church..... |
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CHORUS Baby girl call me jailer Cos I’m a prisoner of love Baby girl call me tailor Cos I will mend your broken heart In the rain, every weather Oh! Say I will love you till the end Baby only you, only you wey go make my life complete Hmmm baby only you, my baby only you Wey I dey see wey dey make me dey happy dey make me dey smile I dey lose my mind Ehnn baby only you, my baby only you See I dey see you dey make me dey happy dey make me dey smile You just dey blow my mind Me like them meaner Have you seen her? Seen the rude girl in a beemer With Lisa And her sister She a classic She eat up To see her you wan need a visa Oliver Kahn She a keeper She sweeter Than me reefer Got a good head She a reader And sometime me leave her alone But shawdy know that she my Nina Simone She go deep not a low Every night Jagga go reap what he sow And she tell me what she feel inside She say it’s something so deep and wide Girl if you want this bad as I do Satisfy me, let me satisfy you CHORUS Baby girl call me jailer Cos I’m a prisoner of love Baby girl call me tailor Cos I will mend your broken heart In the rain, every weather Oh! Say I will love you till the end Baby only you, only you wey go make my life complete Hmmm baby only you, my baby only you Wey I dey see wey dey make me dey happy dey make me dey smile I dey lose my mind Ehnn baby only you, my baby only you See I dey see you dey make me dey happy dey make me dey smile You just dey blow my mind Me like them meaner Have you seen her? Me seen the rude girl in a beemer Bad girl whine for me She go ahead and grind for me Yeah she come to like she wanna Too supersona Say Jagga if you move get you like piranha Diamond in the sky All cool like Rihanna Do what you wanna….true **** And girl looking truly cinematic Way she bend low see the city made of magic When she in the club, yes the whole city panic She got the greg sex looking tight in her spandex She tell me what she feel inside She say it’s something so deep and wide If you want this as bad as I do Girl let me satisfy you Hmmm baby only you, my baby only you Wey I dey see wey dey make me dey happy dey make me dey smile I dey lose my mind Ehnn baby only you, my baby only you See I dey see you dey make me dey happy dey make me dey smile Girl you blow my mind Baby girl call me jailer Cos I’m a prisoner of love Baby girl call me tailor Cos I will mend your broken heart In the rain, every weather Oh! Say I will love you till the end Baby only you, only you wey go make my life complete Say Jah Selassie You make a bad girl that look so fly Oh jah Selassie Me need a bad girl in me lifey Fit me wifey Shawty be a bad girl Me likey You see sexy sexy’s all I see She love me dat (i’m loving it) Oh ohhh Copied from FreeNaijaLyrics.com: http://www.freenaijalyrics.com/lyrics-jesse-jagz-bad-girl-ft-wizkid/#ixzz2hQ4qNi2x |
krugar07: tell him oo(BUT maybe 'takeNO' developers are not smart enough to put it and it WILL make them diehard samsung wannabees/copycats). also why is tecno is being over-hyped only here on NL??. NO WHERE ELSEsimply because they are good and we enjoy their products #teamtecno |
davidmani: same reason pple watch porn or an other movie. dat was a dumb question u jst askedbecause u love watching it doesn't mean u derived anything after watching it... simple question "what do u derived from watching a wrestling"? simple, bro i don't no how u manages to pass Ur exams |
[quote author=ASUU strike]come which of the Tecno you dey use because I dey see MTN zone discount rate.pls tell how to activate on my L3 text tecno to 131 |
I have found it difficult to figure out what the wrestling lovers derive after watching the movie, all i see them do is beating up each other either by blowing, punching or kicking, gtshh.......no wonder Nigeria men beat their wife's everyday...........
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na wa 4 premier league oooh........see death feature aheed of this teaams no b bean....... lookin ahead, prediting who is going to win the league |
puppy2k: TEKNO NA 4HONE ? ABEG LOSE THAT THING JOOOR ....SAMSUNG DEY PULL SHOULDER UP ..TEKNO DEY RAISE HEAD TOO ..watin u mean, na watin samsung fit do way tecno phantop A no fit do, guy no dey form familiarity for here #teamtecno samsung going in verysoon just as bb |
Yeeepah! Seeeeeeee death ahead of arsenal football club:- vs Chelsea..oct 29 vs Liverpool..Nov 2 vs Dortmund..Nov 6 vs Man Utd..Nov 10 vs Everton..Dec 7 vs Napoli..Dec 11 vs Man city..Dec 14 vs Chelsea..Dec 21 what will arsenal use to play this matches? |
CHINKO.. I GET THOROUGHLY ASHAMED... I EVEN WENT TO D LENGTH OF COVERING D NAME TECNO WITH A STICKER am not always ashamed to the extent of covering the name...buh it depends in the place I'm so people appreciate it while some abuse it, at least kcee used the phone in his Limpopo video and other celebrities am proud to b#teamtecno |
My first top 4 comments from friends and relatives 1....wooh na tecno do this phone tecno na bastard ooo 2....d phone na tecno? "yes" na 2 sims "yes" na chinko? "no" na chinko joor 3....na tecno tecno "yes" dis 1 na big phone oo, watin b d name? "N7" na android "yes" tecno no go kill person oo dey don pursue nokia and blackberry comot 4 market 4....Tecno no go kill person na everyday dem dey release new phones wch 1 person go buy nw ADD PEOPLE'S COMMENT ABOUT YOUR PHONES |
Kansmira: WAT!! the most annoying part is dat most poeple dnt evn knw the full meaning of dat acronym A S S U....go market fishseller go tell u say ASUU strike have risen d price of fish..wats d connection hah!SMILE.....ASUU STRIKE AFFECT PRICE OF FISH NA WA 4 NIGERIA HER SELF |
I'm a 300 level student of a well known university in Nigeria, but am having some challenges with my communication skill, infact i can't speak good and correct English for 2minute without making mistake (gbagaun) or stammer. I have been down thinking about my life after school, how awould i face managers for interview or even talking to my colleague as a graduate i have tried to help my self by reading different types of books and novels but that doesn't solve my problem i recently noticed that whenever am talking i find it difficult to make use of some grammars they just go off my brain i may use 10-20 seconds trying to remember a word if i eventually remember i may fine it difficult to use it again in my the sentence and that make d sentence useless and meaningless. This has been my long time problem i really need your help please help me out if there is anything you think i can do i will surely do it so far is going to help me out, am been disgrace because of this even some times if i want to talk outside i just watch my mouth and keep quite and listen to what people are saying......NOTE: I can read and write very well.....I need your help please.... |
In Nigeria, some movie stars have proven again and again that they can guarantee return on investment as long as their faces adorn the poster. They are Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Genevieve Nnaji, Omoni Oboli, Funke Akindele and Nse Ikpe-Etim. Four elements contribute to the success of a movie at the box-office. They include good script, experienced director, professional publicist, and most importantly, the big name stars. Of all the four, there is one a producer should never violate at the market place and that is the ‘star’ aspect of it. There could be a bad script, inexperienced director and not too good publicity for the movie but it is almost impossible to have Return On Investment (ROI) with un-bankable stars. Genevieve Nnaji: First on the list is Genevieve Nnaji. Love or hate her, Genny as she is fondly called, has a way with cinema audiences that make them come back again and again for her movies. So far, Genevieve’s starring in the movies has grossed over N83 million at the box office. Mirror Boy (described by the actress as her first major film and the first to put her at the box-office) made N18 million, while Ije netted N60 million turning out to be Nigeria’s highest grossing movie ever. But Genevieve had to share the money with Omotola, who also acted alongside her. If the sharing formula is 50-50, then Genevieve gets N30 million of the total gross. Genevieve’s next movie, Tango with Me went on to make N35 million. So, putting all the figures together, Genny remains at the head of the pack. What seem to be working for Genevieve are her enduring power, popularity and social media connection. The actress has been there for over a decade and is still waxing stronger. Her wine seems to taste better with age. Another plus for Genny is her popularity. Genevieve is hugely popular across Africa and most especially among the youths. Before now, she has been very active on the social media especially Twitter. She even had to put up a Facebook advert after reports emerged that some acts were ahead of her there. Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde: Second on the list is Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde with box-office gross of N60 million. She made N24 million with Last Flight to Abuja, N6 million from Private Storm and her N30 million share in Ije bring her total earning to N60 million. This year alone, no actress has made as much as N24 million from a single movie; Funke Akindele would have done so with The Return of Jenifa but the movie hit the box office in 2011. Omotola, who was reported to have been paid N5 million by Tarila Thompson all in the bid to make his movie a blockbuster, has been described as the biggest box office actress of 2012. She recorded successes back to back but it remains to be seen if she can pull off the box office magic again with Amina and other movies coming in 2013. Omotola has been an A-list actress even before Genevieve got her first big break and so what has been working for her is the wise investment in her brand. Her enduring presence and unceasing contact with her fans via the social media has made her popular even in an environment where a mother of four like her is not fashionable. Funke Akindele: Surprisingly, the third person on the list is Funke Akindele, a young lady who rose to fame in I Need To Know, a TV series, and went on to earn a monstrous fame with Jenifa. Funke is an unlikely candidate on this list. Now, how can one explain that she is third on a list parading heavy weights like Omoni Oboli, Nse Ikpe-Etim and Stephanie Okereke among others? So far, Funke has made over N56 million, netting over N20 million in 2012 alone. In The Return of Jenifa, Funke netted N35 million. The movie ran till February 2012. Her movie, Married but Living Single made N9.9 million while Maami made N11 million. The actress is on her way to another cinema glory with a movie, A Wish. Let’s hope she will be able to wave the magical wand again and create a box-office success. For Funke who recently got married, the plus factor for her is her huge popularity among the masses and elites. Her movie, Jenifa cuts across all social groups with the street parlance in it becoming the mode of communication in social gathering. And as an icing on the cake, Funke has moved upscale, she is now the toast of events organized by the rich and not so rich. Her box office credibility transcends the cinema as all DVDs parading her face turn into gold. Omoni Oboli: Omoni Oboli, who is still largely unknown to those who don’t patronise the cinema and social media, is fourth on the list. She is a silent achiever. Before the trio of Genevieve, Omotola and Funke even dreamt of hitting the box office, Omoni Oboli already took the lead. Figurine, her first box office appearance made N13 million while her second effort, Anchor Baby made N18 million bringing her total earning to N31million. Omoni’s strength is her exclusivity and knack for quality. It is a known fact that if the project is not big and ambitious, Omoni might not do it. The disadvantage of that is, despite her box office credibility, Omoni is still unknown in areas where there is no access to cinemas. Perhaps, that is the reason she tries to make up with the red carpet presence. For now, the exclusivity is working for Omoni; perhaps her new movie, Broken and other works will introduce a new twist. One other thing that should not be forgotten is the unprecedented publicity of Anchor Baby in 2010. The film also had Omoni at the forefront of meeting and greeting of fans at the cinemas. Nse Ikpe-Etim: The fifth slot belongs to Nse Ikpe-Etim. She seems to be the latest sensation in big budget movies. In Mr and Mrs, Nse was a delight, her performance was a reference point and it was a hook that kept drawing people to the cinema while the movie was there. Mr and Mrs made N6 million while another of her film, Phone Swap made N20 million, making a total of N26 million. Too early for Nse to cement her place, as she hasn’t done N15 million back-to-back but one thing the actress has made clear is that she has intention of doing that. The leading four acts should be afraid of Nse because her strength lies in her pure acting talent. Nse is born to act, deemed to be unnecessarily assertive a times, but you can’t accuse her of not knowing her lines. And she pushes her movies with virgour, moving from one cinema to the other. However, Nse should watch it as many have accused her of being too ‘self-conscious’, a term casually used for budding stars who have ‘over-hyped’ impression of themselves as this could alienate fans who make the box-office count. Rita Dominic and Stephanie Okereke Rita Dominic and Stephanie Okereke should readily make the list but they haven’t appeared at the cinemas more than once. Hopefully, Rita will break into the list with The Meeting, Lion of 76 and Street of Calabar while Stephanie already had N10 million under her belt with Through the Glass. http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/687355_meet-the-richest-and-most-powerful-babes-in-nollywood
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I believe there is always a level when maturity must have being attained. A level where it’s no more about physical punishment… Rather, about coaching. Reverse is the case in most private university especially Covenant University where there have been reported cased of students being given corporal punishment. A 200 level student of a Covenant University was ordered to kneel down during a general lecture by a lecturer. A photo also went viral last time some students were asked to kneel down in BOWEN University for missing church service
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i see dis picture i laugh check it out #lol.
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Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has applauded John Obi Mikel's performance in their ' 2-0 victory over Fulham last Saturday at Stamford Bridge. photo Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has applauded John Obi Mikel's performance in their ' 2-0 victory over Fulham last Saturday at Stamford Bridge. Mourinho who watched Mikel break his 261-game goal drought that had lasted since his first spell in charge said the Nigerian international gave his side the needed balance. “Good for him, good for us. I think it is good for his confidence. And I think people enjoyed seeing John (Obi Mikel) score a goal.' “The goal was a shot in a set-piece, in a corner, a rebound, the finishing was good and he was in the position, but the important thing for me is he played a good game, he gave balance and stability. "He kept very good control of the game, so I am happy with the way John is playing,” Mourinho concluded. READ MORE: http://news.naij.com/47908.html
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