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Jobs/VacanciesRe: U-connect Is Recruiting by tycoon3(m): 6:19pm On Jun 03, 2016
Got an invite too, currently in ogun state
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Modern CV (photo) by tycoon3(m): 1:17pm On May 29, 2016
help send the format to wasiutycoon3@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Enhance Your Sexual Performance With Samsu Oil. by tycoon3(m): 12:42am On May 29, 2016
please how can i get this in ijebu ode....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: GTB Aptitude Test 2016 by tycoon3(m): 10:42pm On May 17, 2016
pls some1 shud help send d past question to wasiutycoon3@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guinness Nigeria Plc Latest Graduate Job Recruitment 2016 by tycoon3(m): 12:51pm On May 12, 2016
somebody shud help, whenever i want to submit cv it brings '2xBrassRing Mobile Apply' me no understand oo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Efcc Recruitment by tycoon3(m): 1:35pm On Apr 29, 2016
pls what and what are needed to be submitted? Is it just the C.V and application letter or with other credentials like Nysc certificate,bsc certificate,professional certificate,SSCE result,primary certificate,state of origin certificate and birth certificate? PLS SOMEONE TO HELP SO THAT I CAN SUBMIT THROUGH NIPOST OR SENDING TO A FRIEND IN ABUJA THROUGH MAIL
CareerRe: No Job? No Skill? No Problem - Become A Small Business Consultant Today by tycoon3(m): 4:53pm On Apr 20, 2016
wasiutycoon3@yahoo.com
CelebritiesKim Kadasian-west VS Nicki Minaj by tycoon3(op): 8:03pm On Sep 25, 2015
I am always happy to see this two celebrities on set but i find it difficult to chose who i love to see most and why. They are both good looking and gorgeous when it comes to curves who do you think kill it most? Very hard to figure out hmm?
*They are both beautiful
*They are both curvy
*They are both good at what they do
When it comes to their asset i think one is gifted than the other, The hip, The b**bs, The as*.....
WHO DO YOU THINK KILL IT MOST?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Basic Skills You Need Before Applying For A Job by tycoon3(m): 9:47am On Aug 18, 2015
maxiuc:
Hmmmm I dey fail number one oooo may God help us all Amen
Same here bro, stil tryin my best to develop myself in the aspect. Do you have any method you think enhances faster?.
FamilyRe: How Many Of You Did This? See Photo by tycoon3(m): 10:29pm On Aug 17, 2015
waoo, it was fun i did it back then in agege some decades ago...always in memory
PropertiesRe: Mansion In The Village And Rented Apartment In Town. by tycoon3(m): 6:13pm On Jun 20, 2015
I think it's choice, anyone who does that might be thinking far about the future,probably he have an ambition to become their king or thinking of getting a political ticket either for house of Rep or chairman...
PoliticsRe: How Newpapers Headlines On Monday 30th March Will Look Like by tycoon3(op): 11:42am On Mar 25, 2015
sai baba
sai buhari
#soshallit be.
PoliticsHow Newpapers Headlines On Monday 30th March Will Look Like by tycoon3(op): 11:40am On Mar 25, 2015
y
HOW NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON
MONDAY 30TH MARCH, 2015 WILL
LOOK LIKE:
1. "INEC declares Buhari
President-Elect
with 26.4 million votes! PDP
rejects result" - VANGUARD!
2. "Buhari declared winner!".
"This is the
worst election in Nigeria's
history" (Olisa
Metuh) - PUNCH!
3. "APC in a historic victory!".
"Godswill
Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for
forgiveness". - PM NEWS!
4. "This is the most rigged
election in the
world, Jega must be arrested and
imprisoned immediately. We are
heading to court" (Ruben Abati) -
DAILY INDEPENDENT!
5. "South-south boils as INEC
declares Buhari winner, Militants
threatened war." - NIGERIAN
TRIBUNE!
6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate
seats and 65% House of Reps.
We are studying the
results" (Mimiko) - SUN
NEWSPAPER!
7. "Militants Protests Buhari's
Victory,
Demands Cancellation Of Polls In
21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In
Favour Of Buhari" - Premium time
9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande,
Ban Ki
Moon, World Leaders
Congratulate Buhari" - THE
NATION!
10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris
In Niger Delta Before May
29" (Asari Dokubo) -
SAHARAREPORTERS !
11. "Jega Rigged For The
Opposition, We Will Obtain A
Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS
spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) -
LEADERSHIP!
12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is
Either
Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo
Fayose) - DAILY TRUST
13. "Senate President, David Mark
In A Secret Meeting With The
Military To Stop May, 29 Handing
Over To Buhari" - THISDAY
NEWSPAPER
14. "No President That Has His
People At Heart Will Hand Over
Power To Someone Who Doesn't
Care About The Masses" (Doyin
Okupe) - NTA NEWS
15. "Nigeria Will Be Better
Without
Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW
YORK TIMES.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Should A Pastor Drive A 10 Million Naira Car? by tycoon3(m): 1:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION.
GENERAL PAPER (GNS 211)
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many chibok girls were
kidnapped and state d reason for
their
kidnap.(20marks )
1b) The question “Na only you
waka come" was said by who
and to who?
Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s
is God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the
two people holding hands when
you switch
on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies
using
blackberry phones? (10marks)
4. If Buhari is a friend to Goodluck
Jonathan on Facebook, who sent
the friend request and why ?
(10marks)
5. if the cost of moi-moi is
N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?
(10marks)
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks
each)
1. Between the Nigerian police
and Nigerian girls, who likes
money more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,
who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/ X-
girlfriend wins N10,000,000 on
who wants to
be a millionaire a day after you
guys broke up, find the value of
X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a
national
conference, how many days will it
take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the
audience is
kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding
and
white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D
Banj has
gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an
available
bride. Discuss (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500
words on 'My Oga At The Top' (20
Marks)
3) What's the name of the lady
that use to say "please enter your
secret number" at the ATM center
of the banks. State reasons why
she
was chosen and explain too (20
Marks)
START. NO SIDE TALKS..........
PoliticsRe: National Alart...new PDP Propaganda by tycoon3(op): 2:09pm On Feb 05, 2015
all i no is FeBuhari 14
PoliticsRe: National Alart...new PDP Propaganda by tycoon3(op): 4:41pm On Feb 04, 2015
he (jonan'tan) is the clueless man i have seen,he commented a question which was asked in 2011 by saying he would like to be a 1 term president because anyone who cannot transform nigeria in 4years cannot do it in 100 years, so why is he aspiring again 'cluelessness', why begging for our vote after he has failed 170 millions nigerian in the last 4year giving to him to transform nigeria does he think we are fools or clueless as he is?after telling us publicly that what he cant do in 4years he cant in 100years does he want us to remain in one spot for the next 4years**NO NO. I say no to that let us give another person a chance and if he fail after his 1st term then we vote him out too *No time for nonsense,but for now let us vote in change..
VOTE CHANGE....
VOTE BUHARI
VOTE APC
sai buhari....sai nigeria
PoliticsNational Alart...new PDP Propaganda by tycoon3(op): 3:43pm On Feb 04, 2015
NATIONAL ALERT
General Buhari campaign team
has uncovered plans by d
desperate & dishonest regime of
Goodluck Jonathan to divide
Nigeria along religious lines by
sponsoring advertisements in the
newspapers purported written by
an unknown "islamic
organisation" called The Southern
Nig Al- Hikmah Generation Ibadan
encouraging Buhari to introduce
Sharia to all parts of Nigeria so as
to discourage Christian voters
against Buhari & d APC.
Investigation revealed dat Al-
Hikmah is funded fully by this
desperate regime through an
Ibadan born governor of Ekiti
state, Ayo Fayose ( a christian ) to
portray Gen Buhari as an islamist
& to perpetuate fraud against d
masses.
Pls note that as the military Head
of State with absolute powers,
Buhari appointed far more more
christians as governors than
moslems & his advisers were
mainly christians. He has 66
percent of his appointees as
Christians.
We are happy d majority of
Nigerians aren't fools & can read
between d lines.
Jonathan refuses to face d key
issues on economy, security,
unemployment, poverty &
inequality; all he does is campaign
of calumny against Buhari.
When Jonathan campaigns in the
south he says Buhari plans to
introduce sharia everywhere and
when he campaigns in the North,
his deputy will say Buhari has
sold moslems to Redeemed
Church of Pastor Adeboye .
Let's vote out Jonathan who d
former CBN governor prof Charles
Soludo said mismanaged 30
trillion naira meant for d masses.
PoliticsBuhari’s Certificates Intact With The Military – Nigerian Army DPR by tycoon3(op): 11:34am On Jan 05, 2015
Buhari’s certificates intact with the military – Nigerian Army DPR

The Director of Public Relations of the Nigerian Army, Brigadier Olaleye Lajide, has dismissed reports in the Nigerian media claiming that the army could not find academic records of General Muhammadu Buhari (ret.), the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC). Brigadier Lajide described the reports as false.

Brigadier Lajide affirmed that the Nigerian Army is in possession of all records of serving, retired and deceased officers since its inception. He added, however, that all military officers are supposed to keep original copies of their certificates.

According to him, in the event where an officer loses his or her original copy of records, the concerned officer must officially apply for copies from the army. He stated that the army responds to such requests in an expeditious manner.

Brigadier Lajide told our correspondent that he was a former director of records at the Nigerian Army headquarters and had seen records of older and retired generals. He added that he was in no doubt that General Buhari’s records were intact.

Brigadier Olaleye insisted that the claim in a major Nigerian newspaper, that the army could not locate Mr. Buhari’s record was untrue.
PoliticsRe: New Twist: Okorocha, Nda-Isaiah Refuse to Step Down for Buhari - SaharaReporters by tycoon3(m): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2014
General buhari all d way!!!
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by tycoon3(m): 7:38pm On Dec 05, 2014
i hope i do small?
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Influential Nigerians Who Have Killed And Their Victims(shocking Revelation) by tycoon3(m): 10:26pm On Nov 29, 2014
hmmm

PoliticsRe: Photos From President Jonathan's Visit To OAU Today by tycoon3(m): 10:49pm On Nov 28, 2014
My eyes will do the talking

LiteratureRe: Story: Tittled Neighbourhood by tycoon3(op): 10:09pm On Nov 22, 2014
D9ty7:
Tycoon3: The best thing you can do now is to stop posting the story here non Nairaland. Contact the moderators and tell to delete the thread.
What't the link to that facebook page?
ok bro.
LiteratureRe: Story: Tittled Neighbourhood by tycoon3(op): 12:40am On Nov 22, 2014
Neighbourhood Sex…. “The
Tale Of A Private Lesson Teacher”.
Part 4
2 weeks before the robbery day,
janet had been
skipping class
seriously. Shw had been
frustrating my effort and
I knew if she
continues this way, no doubt that
she will fail the
next JAMB. So
I thought of a plan. Each time I
am about to tell
her to attend
classes, I will place my phone on a
recorder. So I
have been
capturing all her excuses and
conversations. Even
the periods
that she do threatened me, I do
record the
threats.
On the night of the robbery, I
have sneaked in as
usual, I ate my
dinner in sikirat’s room. We have
had our
lessons. Just when we
were bleeping in canine style, we
heard a knock
on the gate. ”
Open the gate or else I will blow
your head with
gun”, a voice
said from outside. We were
scared, my dick went
flat instantly.
What do we do now?, sikirat
asked. I don’t know
too, I replied.
Immediately I remembered my
neighbour friend at
home. His
name is sunkanmi. Sunkanmi is a
police officer,
he had joined
the police force about 7 years
ago, he was feared
by people in
our neighbourhood.
I placed a call to sunkanmi.
ME: hello sunkanmi, abeg there is
trouble. Where
you dey?
SUNKANMI: I dey work on night
duty
ME: please we need your help at
the white house
SUNKANMI: where is white
house? And what is
happening
there?.
ME: armed robber are here pls do
something to
help us. **i
described the location**
Sunkanmi: but wetin u dey do for
there?
ME: I will explain later.
I hanged up. I and sikirat locked
ourselves inside
the bathroom in
her room. The thieves had gained
entrance into
the compound,
manipulated the entrance door
and now in the
living room. They
searched every room including
sikirat’s room. We
didn’t make
any sound, they went to the
kitchen, ate the beefs
in the pot
before returning back to the
living room. They
were about going
away with some money and
properties when we
heard another
voice outside “stop there, if you
move then you
are dead”.
I was happy that sunkanmi had
helped. All the
robbers were
arrested, I and sikirat came out of
the room,
dressed up and went
outside to see what was going
on. I couldn’t see
sunkanmi
among the cops. The police
officer asked ” who
are the
occupants of this house?”, the
gateman pointed
to sikirat as the
person who lives in the main
house as at this
time. The police
officer turned to me. Oga, who
are you?. I went
dumb and
couldn’t speak. How do I explain
my identity?. Its
past 4am, the
robbers are now in the police
van, the officer told
I and sikirat to
follow them to station for
statement writing.
****chaiiiii, my own
don meet me today, wetin I go tell
madam?, how
do I get there at
midnite?, what for?.
On reaching the station, I called
sunkanmi and he
gave me
directions to where I will see him.
ME: sunky baba, you have to help
me please.
SUnKANMI: what happened?, I
was the one who
arranged the
boys to rescue you after your call
last night.
ME: I know, but I needed help.
SUnKANMI: what do you want me
to do for you?,
ME: ********i explained all my
movements, my
secret lessons to
him****
SunKANMI: so what?
ME: madam will be here soon.
What will be my
explanation?
SUNKANMI: leave that to me, In
your statement,
just write it that
you were coming from a vigil
when you noticed
the robbery
movements, you hide
somewhere, minutes later,
you called me.
You saw the gate opened by the
robbers, you
summon the
courage to enter with the
mindset to rescue the
occupants of the
house, then the police arrived.
That’s all.
ME: sunky baba. Thanks so much
ooooo.
****chaiiii, see police
sense.
I went back to meet sikirat,
whispered into her
ears about what
sunkanmi said. She was happy
and relieved
because she too was
scared of what will happen if
madam finds out.
Sunkanmi also
gave a script to sikirat to write. It
was that day I
believed that
“POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND”.
We both write our statements as
directed by
sunkanmi. At about
6:10am, madam and janet
arrived.
MADAM: police officer, what
happened?, I heard
my house was
robbed and my maid is here? ***i
guess oga
peter didn’t mention
my name to madam. That good of
him****
IPO: yes madam. It was this
young man that
alerted the police
“pointing at me”****he reads out
my statement to
madam.
Sunkanmi also add sauce and
juice to the story.
Madam was so
exicited. See me at home
tomorrow sunday at
3pm “madam said
to me”.
Its 3pm on sunday, I dressed well
and went
straight to the white
house. I was welcomed warmly.
Madam, janet
and gideon were
sitting in the living room.
MADAM: onihaxy, I’m so happy
about what you
did, for your
courage, boldness and the police
you invited to
save our
properties from been stolen.
ME: ******my head come dey
swell***. You are
welcome ma.
MADAM: now, you are now more
than a lesson
teacher. You are
now part of our family. Feel free
to come here any
time. You may
sleep over whenever you feel like
ME: ****my head come swell
again***** thank
you ma.
MADAM: sikira!!!!!!!!! !!!, show
onihaxy his new
room. He is now
part of us, whenever he feels like
sleeping over,
he should be
welcomed.
Janet looked at me, she smiled
and winked. I
followed sikirat to
see the room.
Now, no more sneaking, we are
now closer.
“Sikirat said”.
I left the white house on that
sunday evening,
different thoughts
running through my mind. What
is janet up to?,
why did she
winked at me?, what if I was
caught with sikirat?,
I thought of
everything and decided to
maintain my usual
lesson outing with
to the white house.
Sikirat’s lesson at my home
continued every
market days, I keep
on enjoying food stuffs and beef
courtesy of
sikirat, we still our
friday night lesson/sex at the
white house.
Something happened along the
line. I came for
lessons as usual
and met janet in the living room
looking
depressed and sad. I
tried talking to her but she won’t
say a word. I
manipulated her
by every means but she won’t
talk, I came closer
to her, held her
palm, she was so cold, I looked
into her eyes and
it was soaked,
Janet must be going through
something or
something happened
to her I thought, yet she wouldn’t
speak. Janet
stood up and went
to her room. I didn’t know where
the boldness
came from, I
followed her.
She sat on her bed, bending
down her head and
supporting it
with her left hand, she was
wearing her usual
bump short with a
yellow top. I sat beside her. Held
her hand again
trying to talk to
her.
“Janet, you can talk to me”
I can’t say anything, she replied.
“Do you want me to start crying
also?”
She lift up head looked at me and
said,
Onihaxy, “I have been heart
broken”.
Watchout Ford Part 5
LiteratureRe: Story: Tittled Neighbourhood by tycoon3(op): 12:32am On Nov 22, 2014
onihaxy:
Na the story ooo my brother. I no know wetin I go do again that to sitdown dey look.

Op!!!!!!!!!. Fire on!!!!!!
i never knew d story was copid 4rm nairaland i just copid it d way it was posted 2 fb. @ onihaxy am nt a plagiarist dat claim anoda person story...nice 1 bro i'm really enjoyin it continue d good work.
LiteratureRe: Story: Tittled Neighbourhood by tycoon3(op): 12:21am On Nov 22, 2014
@op i never knew it was posted by a nairaland i saw it on a facebook group page nd felt in love wit d story nd decided 2 share it wit my pals on nairaland 2 enjoy wat 've been enjoyin, i didnt stipulate it dat am d writer i never no d name of d writer dats y i didnt put it there, you can see i didnt edit anytin 4rm d story just copid it d way it is been posted on d facebook group

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