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Got an invite too, currently in ogun state |
help send the format to wasiutycoon3@gmail.com |
please how can i get this in ijebu ode.... |
pls some1 shud help send d past question to wasiutycoon3@gmail.com |
somebody shud help, whenever i want to submit cv it brings '2xBrassRing Mobile Apply' me no understand oo |
pls what and what are needed to be submitted? Is it just the C.V and application letter or with other credentials like Nysc certificate,bsc certificate,professional certificate,SSCE result,primary certificate,state of origin certificate and birth certificate? PLS SOMEONE TO HELP SO THAT I CAN SUBMIT THROUGH NIPOST OR SENDING TO A FRIEND IN ABUJA THROUGH MAIL |
wasiutycoon3@yahoo.com |
I am always happy to see this two celebrities on set but i find it difficult to chose who i love to see most and why. They are both good looking and gorgeous when it comes to curves who do you think kill it most? Very hard to figure out hmm? *They are both beautiful *They are both curvy *They are both good at what they do When it comes to their asset i think one is gifted than the other, The hip, The b**bs, The as*..... WHO DO YOU THINK KILL IT MOST?
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maxiuc:Same here bro, stil tryin my best to develop myself in the aspect. Do you have any method you think enhances faster?. |
waoo, it was fun i did it back then in agege some decades ago...always in memory |
I think it's choice, anyone who does that might be thinking far about the future,probably he have an ambition to become their king or thinking of getting a political ticket either for house of Rep or chairman... |
sai baba sai buhari #soshallit be. |
y HOW NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON MONDAY 30TH MARCH, 2015 WILL LOOK LIKE: 1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD! 2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa Metuh) - PUNCH! 3. "APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS! 4. "This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY INDEPENDENT! 5. "South-south boils as INEC declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE! 6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results" (Mimiko) - SUN NEWSPAPER! 7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER! 8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" - Premium time 9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE NATION! 10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) - SAHARAREPORTERS ! 11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP! 12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST 13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER 14. "No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS 15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES. |
FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION. GENERAL PAPER (GNS 211) Time: 1hr 30 mins Section A (Answer all questions) 1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnap.(20marks ) 1b) The question “Na only you waka come" was said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks) 2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks) 2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?(10marks) 3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? (10marks) 4. If Buhari is a friend to Goodluck Jonathan on Facebook, who sent the friend request and why ? (10marks) 5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? (10marks) SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each) 1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more? 2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ? 4. If your X-boyfriend/ X- girlfriend wins N10,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X? 5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant. SECTION C (Answer 2) 1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks) 2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (20 Marks) 3) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks) START. NO SIDE TALKS.......... |
all i no is FeBuhari 14 |
he (jonan'tan) is the clueless man i have seen,he commented a question which was asked in 2011 by saying he would like to be a 1 term president because anyone who cannot transform nigeria in 4years cannot do it in 100 years, so why is he aspiring again 'cluelessness', why begging for our vote after he has failed 170 millions nigerian in the last 4year giving to him to transform nigeria does he think we are fools or clueless as he is?after telling us publicly that what he cant do in 4years he cant in 100years does he want us to remain in one spot for the next 4years**NO NO. I say no to that let us give another person a chance and if he fail after his 1st term then we vote him out too *No time for nonsense,but for now let us vote in change.. VOTE CHANGE.... VOTE BUHARI VOTE APC sai buhari....sai nigeria |
NATIONAL ALERT General Buhari campaign team has uncovered plans by d desperate & dishonest regime of Goodluck Jonathan to divide Nigeria along religious lines by sponsoring advertisements in the newspapers purported written by an unknown "islamic organisation" called The Southern Nig Al- Hikmah Generation Ibadan encouraging Buhari to introduce Sharia to all parts of Nigeria so as to discourage Christian voters against Buhari & d APC. Investigation revealed dat Al- Hikmah is funded fully by this desperate regime through an Ibadan born governor of Ekiti state, Ayo Fayose ( a christian ) to portray Gen Buhari as an islamist & to perpetuate fraud against d masses. Pls note that as the military Head of State with absolute powers, Buhari appointed far more more christians as governors than moslems & his advisers were mainly christians. He has 66 percent of his appointees as Christians. We are happy d majority of Nigerians aren't fools & can read between d lines. Jonathan refuses to face d key issues on economy, security, unemployment, poverty & inequality; all he does is campaign of calumny against Buhari. When Jonathan campaigns in the south he says Buhari plans to introduce sharia everywhere and when he campaigns in the North, his deputy will say Buhari has sold moslems to Redeemed Church of Pastor Adeboye . Let's vote out Jonathan who d former CBN governor prof Charles Soludo said mismanaged 30 trillion naira meant for d masses. |
Buhari’s certificates intact with the military – Nigerian Army DPR The Director of Public Relations of the Nigerian Army, Brigadier Olaleye Lajide, has dismissed reports in the Nigerian media claiming that the army could not find academic records of General Muhammadu Buhari (ret.), the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC). Brigadier Lajide described the reports as false. Brigadier Lajide affirmed that the Nigerian Army is in possession of all records of serving, retired and deceased officers since its inception. He added, however, that all military officers are supposed to keep original copies of their certificates. According to him, in the event where an officer loses his or her original copy of records, the concerned officer must officially apply for copies from the army. He stated that the army responds to such requests in an expeditious manner. Brigadier Lajide told our correspondent that he was a former director of records at the Nigerian Army headquarters and had seen records of older and retired generals. He added that he was in no doubt that General Buhari’s records were intact. Brigadier Olaleye insisted that the claim in a major Nigerian newspaper, that the army could not locate Mr. Buhari’s record was untrue. |
General buhari all d way!!! |
i hope i do small? |
hmmm
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My eyes will do the talking
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D9ty7:ok bro. |
Neighbourhood Sex…. “The Tale Of A Private Lesson Teacher”. Part 4 2 weeks before the robbery day, janet had been skipping class seriously. Shw had been frustrating my effort and I knew if she continues this way, no doubt that she will fail the next JAMB. So I thought of a plan. Each time I am about to tell her to attend classes, I will place my phone on a recorder. So I have been capturing all her excuses and conversations. Even the periods that she do threatened me, I do record the threats. On the night of the robbery, I have sneaked in as usual, I ate my dinner in sikirat’s room. We have had our lessons. Just when we were bleeping in canine style, we heard a knock on the gate. ” Open the gate or else I will blow your head with gun”, a voice said from outside. We were scared, my dick went flat instantly. What do we do now?, sikirat asked. I don’t know too, I replied. Immediately I remembered my neighbour friend at home. His name is sunkanmi. Sunkanmi is a police officer, he had joined the police force about 7 years ago, he was feared by people in our neighbourhood. I placed a call to sunkanmi. ME: hello sunkanmi, abeg there is trouble. Where you dey? SUNKANMI: I dey work on night duty ME: please we need your help at the white house SUNKANMI: where is white house? And what is happening there?. ME: armed robber are here pls do something to help us. **i described the location** Sunkanmi: but wetin u dey do for there? ME: I will explain later. I hanged up. I and sikirat locked ourselves inside the bathroom in her room. The thieves had gained entrance into the compound, manipulated the entrance door and now in the living room. They searched every room including sikirat’s room. We didn’t make any sound, they went to the kitchen, ate the beefs in the pot before returning back to the living room. They were about going away with some money and properties when we heard another voice outside “stop there, if you move then you are dead”. I was happy that sunkanmi had helped. All the robbers were arrested, I and sikirat came out of the room, dressed up and went outside to see what was going on. I couldn’t see sunkanmi among the cops. The police officer asked ” who are the occupants of this house?”, the gateman pointed to sikirat as the person who lives in the main house as at this time. The police officer turned to me. Oga, who are you?. I went dumb and couldn’t speak. How do I explain my identity?. Its past 4am, the robbers are now in the police van, the officer told I and sikirat to follow them to station for statement writing. ****chaiiiii, my own don meet me today, wetin I go tell madam?, how do I get there at midnite?, what for?. On reaching the station, I called sunkanmi and he gave me directions to where I will see him. ME: sunky baba, you have to help me please. SUnKANMI: what happened?, I was the one who arranged the boys to rescue you after your call last night. ME: I know, but I needed help. SUnKANMI: what do you want me to do for you?, ME: ********i explained all my movements, my secret lessons to him**** SunKANMI: so what? ME: madam will be here soon. What will be my explanation? SUNKANMI: leave that to me, In your statement, just write it that you were coming from a vigil when you noticed the robbery movements, you hide somewhere, minutes later, you called me. You saw the gate opened by the robbers, you summon the courage to enter with the mindset to rescue the occupants of the house, then the police arrived. That’s all. ME: sunky baba. Thanks so much ooooo. ****chaiiii, see police sense. I went back to meet sikirat, whispered into her ears about what sunkanmi said. She was happy and relieved because she too was scared of what will happen if madam finds out. Sunkanmi also gave a script to sikirat to write. It was that day I believed that “POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND”. We both write our statements as directed by sunkanmi. At about 6:10am, madam and janet arrived. MADAM: police officer, what happened?, I heard my house was robbed and my maid is here? ***i guess oga peter didn’t mention my name to madam. That good of him**** IPO: yes madam. It was this young man that alerted the police “pointing at me”****he reads out my statement to madam. Sunkanmi also add sauce and juice to the story. Madam was so exicited. See me at home tomorrow sunday at 3pm “madam said to me”. Its 3pm on sunday, I dressed well and went straight to the white house. I was welcomed warmly. Madam, janet and gideon were sitting in the living room. MADAM: onihaxy, I’m so happy about what you did, for your courage, boldness and the police you invited to save our properties from been stolen. ME: ******my head come dey swell***. You are welcome ma. MADAM: now, you are now more than a lesson teacher. You are now part of our family. Feel free to come here any time. You may sleep over whenever you feel like ME: ****my head come swell again***** thank you ma. MADAM: sikira!!!!!!!!! !!!, show onihaxy his new room. He is now part of us, whenever he feels like sleeping over, he should be welcomed. Janet looked at me, she smiled and winked. I followed sikirat to see the room. Now, no more sneaking, we are now closer. “Sikirat said”. I left the white house on that sunday evening, different thoughts running through my mind. What is janet up to?, why did she winked at me?, what if I was caught with sikirat?, I thought of everything and decided to maintain my usual lesson outing with to the white house. Sikirat’s lesson at my home continued every market days, I keep on enjoying food stuffs and beef courtesy of sikirat, we still our friday night lesson/sex at the white house. Something happened along the line. I came for lessons as usual and met janet in the living room looking depressed and sad. I tried talking to her but she won’t say a word. I manipulated her by every means but she won’t talk, I came closer to her, held her palm, she was so cold, I looked into her eyes and it was soaked, Janet must be going through something or something happened to her I thought, yet she wouldn’t speak. Janet stood up and went to her room. I didn’t know where the boldness came from, I followed her. She sat on her bed, bending down her head and supporting it with her left hand, she was wearing her usual bump short with a yellow top. I sat beside her. Held her hand again trying to talk to her. “Janet, you can talk to me” I can’t say anything, she replied. “Do you want me to start crying also?” She lift up head looked at me and said, Onihaxy, “I have been heart broken”. Watchout Ford Part 5 |
onihaxy:i never knew d story was copid 4rm nairaland i just copid it d way it was posted 2 fb. @ onihaxy am nt a plagiarist dat claim anoda person story...nice 1 bro i'm really enjoyin it continue d good work. |
@op i never knew it was posted by a nairaland i saw it on a facebook group page nd felt in love wit d story nd decided 2 share it wit my pals on nairaland 2 enjoy wat 've been enjoyin, i didnt stipulate it dat am d writer i never no d name of d writer dats y i didnt put it there, you can see i didnt edit anytin 4rm d story just copid it d way it is been posted on d facebook group |