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Me wey dey plan cook beans today

Shootdonttalk:
I'm giving out 5000 naira each to a male and female nairalander who have nothing to eat this Christmas. Please let's be sincere because there are people here who got nothing to show for today. Strictly for those that have no hope. If you have little hope, please stay off!!!

God bless you abundantly sir.
You're my saviour come this Xmas where I just dey here dey cry
8138270619 Opay

They should free a hustler and go after Tinubu

What do you expect when you work in an aquatic environs where frogs and reptiles jump out from no where unexpectedly. Better leave those innocent creatures alone in their habitat and relocate your office

Op I no read the story but with those ladies laughing at you at their comments up there I know say you don mumu fall mugu again

Who dah fvck are they?
And who dah fvcks gives a big fvck??

With simp like you they would

With her big massive arms can someone tell me it's not what I'm thinking
Just like a comrade thought out loud above me .

With her big massive arms can someone tell me it's not what I'm thinking

I was there when it happened. When the groom wanted to kiss the bride the stench month odor from the groom mouth made the bride to squeeze face the rev noticed and chuckles which provoked the groom there comes the slap.

Happy birthday to you Great player

Neroo22:
I pity boys way de bomb tink say na by empty,if u no c 600 years fr street mk I know wetin cause am..na mtn go use ur Money cashout better go learn carpenter if ur mind no carry am ooh

Your para voltage too high.
How many years Dem give you ? How many you done use

ExAngel007:
This marriage won't work if I'm in her shoes

In her shoes you will take a headbutt.

Idonweak na this thing you Siddon write cumweak you

I heard Sunday Oliseh all his life has not spoken one senses.

SmartPolician:
Stop rushing to argue senselessly.

Read to understand first.

Mr we are speaking on the subject matter here. So answer my question
Fyi. I read your comment line by line

SmartPolician:
What other honour can a living man receive than seeing his face in the money (legal tender) everyone spends?

Few people were born great, but the good thing is that the vast majority can work hard and become great. Forget whatever anyone tells you - nothing can take the place of hard work.

Congratulations, King Charles!

Dey play ! Just dey play !!
And what has working hard got to do with king Charles having his face on their currency
Did he work hard for the heredity for royalty or kingship to be bestowed on him

No! But I have plans to ask Samantha123 out cum next year

How do you sell your commodities if not exposed

That trouser Chioma wore I saw Davido wearing same trouser in a car when he announced he was back.

Don't tell me it's what I'm thinking

Your Excellency is not what we should answer as a matter of convenience.
Before you answer to that title,you must be excellent in your ways .what lies at the root of this is that the process that threw you up in itself must be excellent. Remember that excellence comes after fair ,good and very good.
- Peter Obi

You get mouth dey talk because you never see the 9MM shiny live.

Obi/ Datti 2023

Your Excellency is not what we should answer as a matter of convenience.
Before you answer to that title,you must be excellent in your ways .what lies at the root of this is that the process that threw you up in itself must be excellent. Remember that excellence comes after fair ,good and very good.
- Peter Obi

Your Excellency is not what we should answer as a matter of convenience.
Before you answer to that title,you must be excellent in your ways .what lies at the root of this is that the process that threw you up in itself must be excellent. Remember that excellence comes after fair ,good and very good.
- Peter Obi

Shey I go marry again lie dis

TUANKU:
Your papa useless and you are useless and should be treated as a yaro banza.

All your cusses can't make the Naira any valueable .
Get lost you this Mumu man

The useless naira note should be treated with all uselessnes

Most failed Nigeria president

Shey una dey whyne me ni

Why wouldn't great destruction fall on the earth when the idol of most countries USA just foolishly signed same sex marriage.