ILORIN ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE?
It's Another Year Of The Biggest Gospeltainment Comedy Show in ​ILORIN, KWARA STATE. *ty* *jokez* *live*​
Presents ​TYJOKEZ'S 5TH year on stage..​ ​Tagged:​ *GOSPEL* *LAUGH* *3.0.*​ Featuring:::: 10 COMEDIANS *Mc Blessed *Balogun Ilu
*Wale bin Sanusi *House Of Comedy
*Dr Whiteberry *Oyas Baba
*Samo Baba *Mc Tom *Xurplus da Comedian *Jay Smile
4 MUSICIANS *Seyi Jazz n Da Jazz Minstrels
*Adeoluwa Drumz *Praise Joe
*Ay Verse
*Gt Praise And Royal Voices

1 DANCER
* V Tek

1 COMPERE
*Ben Da Poet

Dec. Monday 26, 2016

Venue: The Potter's Porch Int'l Churches, 5B Unity Road, Ilorin.
Time : 12pm *Gate Fee* *Regular N500*
*VIP N1500*
*Couple N2500*

Watch out for this one.

it's going to blow your mind.
it's going to be fun
it's going to be extraordinary

For Tickets, Seat Reservation, Sponsorship and Enquiries: Pls call 07061570146, 0810 816 6786

Pls Help me to Re Bc

Pls our choice can u mail me via Tyjokez@gmail.com Mayb u can help me out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzSoItADFWI

Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's finally out, the most hilarious comedy video skit you wouldn't want to miss..

Watch "TEMPLE RUN with Ty Jokez and Mallam Obash" on YouTube -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCtveyWILxY


Pls Help me Re-BC

Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's finally out, the most hilarious comedy video skit you wouldn't want to miss..

Watch "TEMPLE RUN with Ty Jokez and Mallam Obash" on YouTube -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCtveyWILxY


Pls Help me Re-BC

Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's finally out, the most hilarious comedy video skit you wouldn't want to miss..

Watch "TEMPLE RUN with Ty Jokez and Mallam Obash" on YouTube -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCtveyWILxY


Pls Help me Re-BC

I'm jez tired of all these igbo sisters trying to form English accent while singing gospel songs.
Which one is
Email, Email her, Email her, Jehovah Email her... Ayinekele Gymnastic Email her, Email her, Jehovah Email her?



GOSPEL LAUGH season ||

With Ty Jokez and Frds

Featuring :
House Of Comedy
Baba Alariya (Lagos)
Mc Mekus (Lagos)
Church Boi
Tinted
Glorious Dancer
Xurplus Da Comedian
Karikatalk (Host)
Ben Da Poet
Mc geedon
Seyi Jazz n Da Jazz Minstrels
Wale Bin Sanusi
Cay Swaggs

Date: Dec.Sunday.27.2015

Venue: Debliss Worship Center (DWC) Conference Hall, 3rd Floor Kwara state Council for Art and Culture. Geri-Alimi ilorin.

Time: Red Carpet 2pm
Event kickoff 3pm

Gate Fee: #0 (Free)

U cant Afford to miss this Session of Laughter and Creativity.

For Enquiries and sponsorship pls Contact: 07061570146, 08108166786,
0903 257 6799

#Come_n_we_force_u_to_LAUGH

I'm jez tired of all these igbo sisters trying to form English accent while singing gospel songs.
Which one is
Email, Email her, Email her, Jehovah Email her... Ayinekele Gymnastic Email her, Email her, Jehovah Email her?



GOSPEL LAUGH season ||

With Ty Jokez and Frds

Featuring :
House Of Comedy
Baba Alariya (Lagos)
Mc Mekus (Lagos)
Church Boi
Tinted
Glorious Dancer
Xurplus Da Comedian
Karikatalk (Host)
Ben Da Poet
Mc geedon
Seyi Jazz n Da Jazz Minstrels
Wale Bin Sanusi
Cay Swaggs

Date: Dec.Sunday.27.2015

Venue: Debliss Worship Center (DWC) Conference Hall, 3rd Floor Kwara state Council for Art and Culture. Geri-Alimi ilorin.

Time: Red Carpet 2pm
Event kickoff 3pm

Gate Fee: #0 (Free)

U cant Afford to miss this Session of Laughter and Creativity.

For Enquiries and sponsorship pls Contact: 07061570146, 08108166786,
0903 257 6799

#Come_n_we_force_u_to_LAUGH

If you fail, never give up because F.A.I.L. means"First Attempt In Life". End is not the end, in fact E.N.D means "Effort Never Dies" If you get No as an answer, remember N.O. means "Next Opportunity". Never see something as impossible for the word itself reads "I'M POSSIBLE".
IT CAN'T BE CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE....
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this
means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.
If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive.

I LOVE NAIJA I NO GO LlE!!! God Bless Nigeria!!! Na
only 4 Nigeria u fit win Aeroplane by loading #200
MTN Recharge Card. Na only 4 Nigeria u go see fish
inside "MEATPIE" Na only 4 Nigeria we dey count
money after we withdraw am 4rm ATM because we no
even trust ATM machines. Na only 4 Nigeria PHCN
dey say:- Win a brand new GENERATOR if u pay ur
light bill(wot a pity) Na only 4 Naija people dey horn 4
trafic light make e quick change 4rm Red 2 Green. Na
only 4 Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke,Recharge
Card,Chin chin,Puff puff n Beer. Wetin u no see 4
Naija,u no fit see am anywhere in d world... Trust me.
Na only 4 Naija u go find a graduate of Mechanical
Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station. Na
only 4 Naija u go see one person dey use Bold5, X3,
Ipad2 n Nokia N8 all at once. U be Bill Gates? Abi na u
invent internet. Na only 4 Naija u go see a graduate
of law dey work as generator repairer. Na only 4
Naija u go buy coke,dem go say make u no 4get 2
return d bottle. Na 4 only Naija, u go see madman
dey control trafic,people wey their head correct dey
obey... Na 4 only Naija, u go see advert 4rm native
doctor on how 2 make quick money. Na only 4 Naija
u go wish somebody 'Happy Birthday' he go answer
'same 2 u' Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say
"MAMA HAS RELOCATED" .. Am proud of dis my
country we dey unique.

CRACK YOUR BRAIN:
X is a 7 letter word.
X is impossible for God.
Babies like X better than milk.
The poor have X and the rich look for X from the poor.
If you eat X, you will die.
X is more important than your life.
I will give you X if you Get the answer.
WHAT IS X?

A wife suspected the husband of
having sex with their maid, then she set
a trap for the husband by sending the
maid to the village for the weekend
without telling the husband. At night,
the husband told his usual story, ''darling i want
to go & watch wrestling in the sitting room'' he
left. The wife
silently went to the maid's room lying
down on the bed naked without any
light, he open the door & join her on
the bed, without wasting time & without a word,
he had sex with her, after the fifth round she said,
''it's
enough, i have caught you, so this is
how you use to have sex with her, you
will do two round & you will tell me you
are tired, five round now, you are still demanding
for another more. The gate man replied ''AM
SORRY MADAM, I DON'T
KNOW YOU ARE THE ONE''
EWEEEEEEEEEEEE,she shouted..... Then
the husband rushed in & caught them.
IF YOU ARE THE MAN/woman, WHAT WILL YOU
DO?

Were you not the one that was tolding me to told her not to tell u

Naso my brother

On Sunday, I was sitting in
the church, and it was time
for offering so the offering
basket was passed around.
Despite d Pastor's charge
for gud offering, I still
hurriedly and secretly
pulled out N50 from my
pocket and dropped it. Just
then, the person behind me
tapped me on the shoulder
and handed me a N1,000
note. I smiled, then put d
N1,000 majestically in the
basket and passed it on,
then I turned and thanked d
man seriously for being so
generous. He replied "don't
mention,b careful next time, it fell frm ur
pocket"
Whaaaat!!!!!.......usher please wait wrong
transaction.
if it was u, what will u do?

Na me cause EBOLA[i][/i][b][/b]

Watch out as TY JOKEZ storm Ilorin city in a comedy blast Tagged "Lord Of Laughter" (L.O.L) season 1
Featuring::::::::::::::::::
XURPLUX DA COMEDIAN

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Chenfu is right back from school, tired
and hungry
Mother: Chenfu you are back?
Chenfu: Yes mum..
Mother: What were you taught in school
today? Chenfu: It's Agriculture
Mother: Which topic?
Chenfu: Desert.!
Mother: What is desert?
Chenfu: A desert is a place
where grass never grow Mother: Good boy.. give example?
Chenfu: Dad's Head.Chenfu is right back from school, tired
and hungry
Mother: Chenfu you are back?
Chenfu: Yes mum..
Mother: What were you taught in school
today? Chenfu: It's Agriculture
Mother: Which topic?
Chenfu: Desert.!
Mother: What is desert?
Chenfu: A desert is a place
where grass never grow Mother: Good boy.. give example?
Chenfu: Dad's Head.Chenfu is right back from school, tired
and hungry
Mother: Chenfu you are back?
Chenfu: Yes mum..
Mother: What were you taught in school
today? Chenfu: It's Agriculture
Mother: Which topic?
Chenfu: Desert.!
Mother: What is desert?
Chenfu: A desert is a place
where grass never grow Mother: Good boy.. give example?
Chenfu: Dad's Head.