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CrimeRe: The Soup Given To Inmates In Kaduna Prison - @SKefason Shares Photos by TylerDurden: 3:35pm On Mar 09, 2020
BluntBoy:
You think all inmates are criminals?

Many of them are awaiting trials. Many of these people may be innocent. Some of them may stay there 15 years without appearing before a judge.

See, just always pray never to get into trouble that you neither know the head nor tail. When those beggars pray for you that "Akoba, Adaba, oloun ma je a ri" just always say a loud amen.

A person may be driving his car jejely, and a small boy will just run into his path, and gbosa, and before he knows it, trouble has started for him. He finds himself in a police cell. He may be there 15 years, and family and friends will be busy bribing this person or that to facilitate his trial.
Leave that small boy.

He doesn't know the country he is living in.

He thinks there is such a thing as human rights in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Sanusi lost Interest In Amir Position, Wanted To Be VP To Osinbanjo since 2017! by TylerDurden: 3:25pm On Mar 09, 2020
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Commentor:
FFK type propaganda.

This rat has been on overdrive today.
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CrimeRe: The Soup Given To Inmates In Kaduna Prison - @SKefason Shares Photos by TylerDurden: 3:20pm On Mar 09, 2020
Fragility6:
The bad guys are more n i can neva be a victim
There is no Human rights in Nigeria ohh

A Police officer will arrest you and frame you for serious crimes and if you keep forming my rights he will arraign you in court on a friday before a magistrate that does not have jurisdiction who will then remand you to prison custody.

Your lawyer who you think will fight your case will only be interested in his court fees - so the more times you appear in court the more he gets paid.

Your lawyer will then have to get the IPO to send the case file to the right court. You will pay for this to happen. Then you will pay the court's register to file the case for hearing as son as possible. By this time you would have spent no shorter than 2 weeks in prison custody.

Big day for court has arrived and now the Warden is demanding fuel money from you or you will not get to court.

You manage to get to court and the case is called up. Your greedy lawyer does not enter a plea on your behalf but argues that the court has no jurisdiction. You will sleep in prison for the next 2weeks.

Finally you get sense and get a new lawyer and repeat the same steps above by bribing the IPO and court register to file your case.

You enter a plea and your reasonable lawyer asks for a bail on your behalf. The judge then requests he files an official application to that means. Case is adjourned for one month and you remain in lockdown.

Big day comes and your lawyer tells you that you need to bribe the Police prosecutor so as not to oppose you bail. You have no choice. 20K has been paid to the IPO.

The judge grants you bail on liberal terms. Now you must secure the sureties. This time you engage with the court registrar who will - for a fee- arrange professional sureties on your behalf whom you must pay the bail sum upfront plus 10% as their commission. The registrar gets his own commision. You will still follow the black maria back to prison. Your bail warrants now have to be processed at the prison. You must give the wardens money to sign and approve your release.

Your trouble doesn't stop there now that you are free, you still owe your lawyer money and the IPO is threatening to add more charges on you and revoke your bail unless you pay up.

Do not pray for Police wahala in this Buhari govt.

Majority in ATM in prison yards are innocent.

Mind you the scenario I played out can only happen if you have money and are interested in fighting for your non-existing rights
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Dethronement: Security Operatives Storm Kano Emir’s Palace (photos) by TylerDurden: 3:07pm On Mar 09, 2020
APCNig:
Just the same way God killed Goatluck's half-brother, Goatluck's Uncle and Mama Piss' foster mother on the expressway.
slow down, Mr Zombie
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Dethronement: Security Operatives Storm Kano Emir’s Palace (photos) by TylerDurden: 3:06pm On Mar 09, 2020
LosC:
He'll reclaim his Throne after appealing
To Sharia Tanko
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Dethronement: Security Operatives Storm Kano Emir’s Palace (photos) by TylerDurden: 2:48pm On Mar 09, 2020
lolz

Not only has he been sacked as Emir but he will now be banished for life from stepping into Kano.

This is the price of dethronement.

Nothing like former King or Oba - you either die, abdicate and go on exile or be dethroned and banished!

No single pity for the wicked Sanusi.

Now you know how it feels to pull a good man down
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 2:48pm On Mar 09, 2020
bump
PoliticsBREAKING: Security Operatives Storm Palace, Attempt To Evict Sanusi by TylerDurden(op): 2:42pm On Mar 09, 2020
Police have been sent to ensure Sanusi packs out of the palace with immediate effect.

Kai!

PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 4:19pm On Jun 16, 2019
deomelo:
AIPAC is not a citizen, it's a registered lobby group in America.

I hope you are not the smartest villager in your village because if so, your village is doomed.
AIPAC is a Foreign organization composed of dual and full citizenship Judases

Afonja olodo always trying to change the narrative when called out for your mor0nic posts.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 3:43pm On Jun 16, 2019
deomelo:
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Not interested in your ignorant and unintelligent village anti Jewish nonsense.

AIPAC is a US lobby group based in Washington DC, not a foreign entity in Israel.

All Jews are by virtue of the Law of Return automatically Israeli citizens.

Daft ignorant nigger
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 3:16pm On Jun 16, 2019
deomelo:
AIPAC is not a foreign organization, it's a registered lobby group in America/Based in Washington DC.

Groups like AIPAC must register with the IRS, publicly disclose their donors and file periodic reports of contributions and expenditures.

Village illiterates with zero knowledge of anything outside their village acting funky on the INTERNET.
AIPAC is a subsidiary of Global Jewish Organization - a zionist movement

AIPAC exist to promote American-Israeli cooperation

It serves to promote Israeli govt and Global zionist agenda.

How is this not a foreign lobby group headed by dual citizenship Jews.

It is only domesticated on US soil towards promoting a foreign nation's agenda.

Olodo
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 2:44pm On Jun 16, 2019
deomelo:

It is against the law for political parties to accept foreign donations and support.

I'd you are going to fabricate rumors, gossips and tabloid trash, at least have basic understanding of your facts and the USA.

Get a job.
Clinton Foundation has since closed their books and declared bankruptcy

Hillary Clinton used bleach bit on her servers to hide the fact she was communicating with foreign and local individuals in her elaborate pay for play scheme.

The Jewish lobby group AIPAC is the most powerful lobby group in the US Congress who funnel cash from across the world to corrupt and compromised US politicians.

Stop talking like a mor0n
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 2:30pm On Jun 16, 2019
PentiumPro:
Thanks, I’m out. I think the mods will handle him
Dem don call you for weekend pusvy runs abi?

Ashawoe uber
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 2:29pm On Jun 16, 2019
OlawaleSmarter0:
And that's why you must not give him any attention
Dr Phil of the afonja NL zombie crew, stick to the topic or take your hoe counselling to pm mode.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 2:28pm On Jun 16, 2019
PentiumPro:
I’ve come to know him for a while now, you will never see him engage in anything worthwhile
idiot cunt

Where you not the one that started hurling insults on me?

Today I get your worthless time.

Go and sell your pant for ritual before you engage me.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 2:23pm On Jun 16, 2019
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PentiumPro:
I can’t be wrong.
You are not just senseless, you are also mentally imbalance seeking attention on the internet
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Coming from a serial abortionist murderess

How do you sleep at night with all the haunting noise from your stinking vag amazes me.

Keep Bumping my thread

This is the only reason I am engaging your worthless used ass.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 2:12pm On Jun 16, 2019
PentiumPro:
You claimed to be 40 while we know you are actually over 40 and you still come to hide on NL to insult and troll, but you think a reasonable and responsible person will follow you to that your gutter level ?

You’ve got to be insane seriously
And So? If am 100yrs or 10 yrs how is this an issue?

Or you think only losers like yourself post here?

Get your wrinkled celluloid over used ass back to ashawoe section where it belongs

Baby mama cheese fermenting herpes factory.
PoliticsRe: Nairalanders: The Word Fulani Herdsmen Has Been Changed To "Armed Bandits" by TylerDurden: 2:05pm On Jun 16, 2019
Nairaland is owned by the APC

Whaddya expect?
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 2:02pm On Jun 16, 2019
kernel01:
You're well informed than the principal. Kola isn't a party personality, besides he's a Yoruba to the core.
Leave that paid shill

Shameless idiot has been working as an option crafting goat since forever.

His job is simply to defend those who put amala on his table.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 1:54pm On Jun 16, 2019
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WisdomFlakes:
Chai! And na pesin born did one so? I pity your wife and children. If you devoted this much energy on your profession or loved ones, you probably would have gone way farther in life than being an e-stalker. Smh. Well, las las you go drink sniper and kee yourself. undecided Bye.
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You are right

I am a very passionate and strong willed doggedly individual and it does not end on this zombie playground but reflects in my personal life, home and profession

Lazy nigger with no moral compass
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 1:38pm On Jun 16, 2019
flames01:
ButBut you don't sound educated; you sound dumb and like a fool at 40
You want me to write a thesis for you on an internet platform full of zombies like you?

I write here just as an American speaks to you dumb nignogs
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 1:33pm On Jun 16, 2019
PentiumPro:
I will expose you soon and shame and fear will make you run away from anywhere there is an internet
See Mrs Google

I lpl

You think say Internet nah like that your gaping void that you expose afonjas to herpes?

Mrs Bill Gates

Lol
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 1:31pm On Jun 16, 2019
PentiumPro:
He is not a father yet, no woman will live with such scum
Lol

Coming from a breeding cunt

How many disposable afonjalets have you destroyed in that your haunted ass pyssy?
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 1:30pm On Jun 16, 2019
PentiumPro:
Sharaaaaap, you fool!!
See this marina deep trench cum dumpster

Is Tinubu your father?

You no go go find your Agberoe papa

Awon bastard crew
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu And Gilbert Chagoury Alliance Proves Tinubu Betrayed Abiola by TylerDurden(op): 1:27pm On Jun 16, 2019
PentiumPro:
At 44, sense is getting farther away from you bishopjuice. You are finished
Correction, I just turned 40.

Enter Uni at 15 unlike you wey write jamb 5 times

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