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Barryp: Guyz, I noticed a pattern in this posting. All graduates of Northern extraction were posted to Northern states and no South Eastern, South Western and South Southern graduates were posted to the North. With the exception of those who INFLUENCED theirs

ola145: Abeg. which state is "bn" oh. thanks

dmalam: d nysc n sch own dey but u knw say na ur love dey ease tinz fr me nw...esp nw dt me n u r abt tyin d knot fr NL...u don invite ur frnds n family?

love u 4eva white angel atinuke

deemalam: even ur whisper dey giv me joy, d arrangement is still on as u wnt it.
white go dey easier as d color of d day since evrybody in d house get white...

mencade say hm go provide plenty white drinks...palmi...

jst waitin fr u 2 suggest d date of d weddin n d plc fr our honey moon....kaduna camp i suggest..

it me ur husband to be...
dmalam

deemalam: hahahaha...lolz...abeg invite mor frnds..d date shal be announced soon..THANK YOU

Yours sincerely
groom

mencade5: Dmalam, dnt believe. She knows it. Believe me i knw wat am saying.

dmalam: main man where u hear tynupsy voice abeg...e be like say u dey play me leg over o..i dey suspect u but smal,

i dey my bed dey meditate hw i go take dream abt me n my darlng white angel tynupsy...

i go send u my detail so dt u go hlp me check my postin tomoro as u dey check ur own...i dey sure say u dey infrnt of ribadu nw, continue dey control, notin do u

mencade5: @dmalam, on a more serious note, tinupsi has d most angelic voice i hav ever heard. (the voice sweet pass celine dion own). Hope u will continue chasing her with fading.

Tolueneno: Was it that stressful to get ur S.O.R?...tot its just for us to submit d required documents and collect immd!..Great Uniben!

dmalam: hahahahahaha.....lolz
abeg no off our stove o..lolz
na full blown love i dey show nw...my hrt dey sound gidi ga fr u...lolz u no go kill me wt laf wc one be offn of stove again?

dmalam: noting dey happen my guy...dt senate sabi disappoint!!!....God pass dem, hw ur side nw, jst go cool dwn leta fr amina or ribadu side, u go fit meet sugar wey go hlp u comot ol d stress fr ur body...Ribadu is beta sha frm xperienc..

hw xbabe nw, both of una no ansa present today,i bin think say una dey 2geda sef...

.tynupsy stil dey catch levels fr me o, e be like say she dey play away match

dmalam: wish u safe joni mydear, takia

dmalam: say me n u wearin nysc 7over7 were standin infrnt of an alter wey na brigr-general nnamdi okorie-afia dey incharge...i carry ring put fr ur finga u com do d same fr me...Then brigr-gen come talk say Ki**ss d bride, as i wan ki**ss u na hm my ceilin fan strt dey jerk dey mek one sound wey wake me up frm sleep...na so d fan dey do if PHCN bring lite o..i vex!!

hw fr nw white angel? any rumor, gossip or news frm ur plc...

dmalam: Gudmng house mates...special gudmng to our own very oga ogbeche, gaskiya u r doin very well...i giv u a pass mark on d wrk u r doin....

i dreamt abt us..gud mng

i pray fr gudnews today..i pray we ol get our states of preference....but incase u aint lucky enuf to get dt state try redeployin n if dt one no wrk pls accept it in gud fate,
but if u no wan accept am, toh dt one na ur business

dmalam: tynupsy my white angel..i still dey wait fr ur reply o...abi u no wan marry me...any way hw preparation nw...i wish u z best darling

mencade6: u
@dalam, ina wuni? Ya gejia? Ya mata? Hope tinup don accept ur proposal?

mencade6: @dmalam, its okay, lets leave ogbeche alone. But u still want tinupsi? I have her pin code. U can unlock her heart with it.

mencade6: Tinupsy, how was ur nite pretty damsel? I honestly think dmalam is deeply, affectionately, seriously going gaga for ya. Think about it.

mencade6: Tinupsy, how was ur nite pretty damsel? I honestly think dmalam is deeply, affectionately, seriously going gaga for ya. Think about it.

dmalam: nikky, he is alone o....no ban me abeg ogbeche, so dt i go dey c my dear nikky n my white angel tynupsy...hahahahohohohohehehehe...lwkmd

mencade6: Hehehehe...dmalam, na u don dey sample tynupsy? Make she no make go tipsy o. Hahaha

Sonnik212: this got me crackin, but hw do I join em?

Sonnik212: I HAVE A DREAM...
As I just dozed off early dis morwn, I just had a dream...its not as if am down wit malaria or any sickness bout, its just dat I hardly dream but wen I do, it always comes to past directly or indirectly so wen I woke up, i was all drenchd up in sweat no tnx to PHCN as usuall.But wot was dis dream about?-my callup letter! Guess d place dat was imprintd on dat sheet?-BORNO....I felt like giving d man dat gave me dat letter two kung fu blows but on a serious note, I felt it wise to tear my nemesis into shreds n join my dad in his importin biz....abi d mobilizatn officers was high on cheap ale or him don smoke garri n kuli kuli 2gda wen he startd sortin out d postin? D fact dat d dream hav v awoken me to reality is just an undastatment, am seriously thinkin of plan B cos am 2 yung to die nw....On a serious note, anyone wit a info on wot to do if d scenario plays out like dis shud pls dnt hesistate to share...by d way, wot wud u do if u r postd to security-prond area like borno?

dmalam: white angel tynupsi...pls.hv a wndaful evennng..true true i be ur fan...

dmalam: White angel i mean my own very tynupsy wetin dey happen nah.ur fingers dey pain u? u no gree tok anytin since..we missed ur contributions

dmalam: White angel i mean my own very tynupsy wetin dey happen nah.ur fingers dey pain u? u no gree tok anytin since..we missed ur contributions

dmalam: gudmng prospective white fowls ehm white witches...sorry i mean peopl wey go strt dey wear white tinz soon...how many mor days to camp.......special greetins goes to our ladies in d house reeet, sandylurv, tynupsi, annabella etc....guys i no frget una o, evn my main MAN nikky gudmorn

reeeT: . Patience no go gree ooo.she no wan turn widow.the trut is dat they are nt been fair.Even if am nt postd ova dere,alot of peeps will.is jst God ooo

reeeT: . On a normal day,if u tell dat DG or any of dos nysc staff 4abj mke d enta yobe or maiduguri,d wil nt even dare it cos of fear.now,d don see scapegoat wey no get mother.if i hear,if i catch my self! Hmmmmmm.lets wait n see wonders

reeeT: . On a normal day,if u tell dat DG or any of dos nysc staff 4abj mke d enta yobe or maiduguri,d wil nt even dare it cos of fear.now,d don see scapegoat wey no get mother.if i hear,if i catch my self! Hmmmmmm.lets wait n see wonders