₦airaland Forum

Jojopikin85:
don't blame the guy am sure u know the exchange rate now

shut tf up...exchange rate for what

Always put ur brains ahead k, bfr talking

Diligent1:
How can you say you don't have money for happy hour when you have this type of car.

9ja girls will surely not disappoint you

They and intelligence are two parallel lines. Intel. quotient is equal to zero or something lesser than 0

austinofex:
2004 used firstbody Sound engine and good gearbox Everything working perfectly okay @Ikotun, price: 1.1m Call/WhatsApp: 08139169686

shut tf up

Lmao nawa o. very soon Man o war go dey arrest Naval guys

mitchyy:
German Shepherd. Pure breed

Thanks

Cptflint:
USA know that they cannot face Russia. Unless they want to be burnt to crisp...their allies are weak and won't like to get involved with Russia. All these are just useless threats. Everything is on the table.. Taliban took back Afghanistan. Everything is on the table North Korea has become a nuclear power.
. very soon Iran Will weather US sanctions and become more stronger. Russia has weathered harshest EU AND US sanctions.. nothing pricks them any more.
Ukraine should dialogue with Russia and solve the impasse.. because Western allies wouldn't send their citizens to die in Ukraine just like that without compensation.

Shut up guy

mitchyy:
What’s the difference between them and thieves?
This dog is even calm. Mine will be trying to scale the fence to meet the police

What pedigree Plx??

Ekeeyhandsome:
If they ain't talking about how to make permits affordable for Nigerians in SA,thn they probably talking nonsense.

Regardless of how bleeped SA is, I will choose it over Nigeria 100×. Atleast no one gets kidnapped over driving a common luxurious car here. Plus SA police are sortable nd more friendly to foreigners morethan Nigerian police to Nigerian citizens.

Careful what ya wish for cuz lotta ya folks talk and boast outta ignorance. Did you say SA is more safer than Nigeria when it comes to Kidnapping?? do sure don't know what ur taking bout

edward1106:
Move the jet at your own risk. Bandit are afraid of air strikes. It's my opinion if these jets are moved away, the bandits wound attack the bar and free insurgent. I hope they have not kidnapped this man's relation for him to be doing unground work for them to free his blood. My opinion though, cos the very sight of the jet should scare them.

Mumu talk lol....just listen to urself

deltateam:
Imagine small boy harassing his father because they dashed him army uniform.

If e easy for you, go depot go collect the dash to

kapelvej:
After university in India, cam back to attend kaduna polytechnique. No wonder we are were we are were we

Nawa for you o. Poly offers more practical knowledge than Uni na

zedegit:
Perhaps his mum is igbo. Isiaka is not an Afonja name.

Buhari wanted to please the west and South East with 1 stone.

chatinent:
You talk about beating her like you are talking about breathing!

About you mom, your mum should know her place and stop picking on minor things and controlling your family! Everybody knows that the wife’s mother will most likely want to come for the omugo unless it is mutually agreed on both mothers-in-law who should come first or last!

Mummy’s boy my arse!

You are also not doing your wife a favour marrying her! I will never mince words for rubbish!


Egbon, inasmuch as I don't support her not wanting you close to your mom, if na my sis you beat like this, I for don nack good grammar enter your body. That's not the main problem...the problem is you'll call the police for me and you will be asked to write statement, you go go copy another man murder case statement!

Nonsense and ingredients.

Imagine wasting my precious 2min reading thr this meaningless sh**t. tf

Stanleyville:




"Two escapees were brought back by their parents"

You saw it to?? children of soro everywia

2Ways:
Hello please how can I check if my friend is shortlisted?

His name is?

jrusky:
Pls Nigeria army I said it and I'm still saying it contact China to get that deadly *Mictowave* weapon just map out that useless forest they use to run to and hide Microwaved the place by the time all the water in their body system dry off within few minutes, pooing, vomiting and sweating ocean from their body and heavy boils covers them from head to toes like Job in the bible no one will tell these bastards to surrender they will walk out by themselves because in the next few hours they are dead.

US thr the UN would not allow us possess such direct energy weapon

Muslimsworldng:
Abass Quadri Olajide State of Origin: Oyo State State of Resident: Lagos State Thanks in anticipation.

So sorry bro ur name's not on Lagos and Oyo's list

Dzhenry:
Hello author of this post. I understand you need answers for preparation.
I would kindly advise you to delete this post. Your first post shows your lack of interest in the NAF. The board might use this against you. Don't be surprised they would show you this post at your interview. You may be wondering how they would know you are the ones. They will.

Your medical are very vital at screening. Be confident at the board as well.

All the best.

If I wasn't interested I wouldn't have come here asking

Muslimsworldng:
Please I also applied, how can I check the list?

what's ur name n state??

Funminded:
Likely questions like I already pointed would be about stuff you studied in school. They will test you mathematically if you're a maths graduate for example. If you're an engineer, get ready for random engineering questions. And also current affairs. And yea, they'll test your random security consciousness...that one will be like a senario question and you'd be asked to profer solution but it's nothing hard.

Thanks. but all thr my study at Uni I never did math even as a science student. Imma covered from math?? cuz I really hate math ion know jack

AngelicBeing:
You and yamayama, investment thread and food thread, you keep on saying yamayama, make the same yamayama knack your gorimakpa head

Lmao

Speedo17:
Practice the 3.2Km race max 15mins

3.2 Whatt?? where are we running to? 3.2km is really a distance, like would we have someone following us cuz i doubt they can still see us from our starting point on a 3.2km race

Sikpa04:
I hope you have all your credentials intact??
- Original Certificate
- Birth certificate
- Letter of Indigene (Letter obtained from Laision Office is not accepted)
- FLSC
- NYSC discharge Certificate
And other credentials you were asked to come with.

Also hope you're medically fit?
You will do series of test.
ECG, X-ray, BMI, blood, urine, eye and emm I'm trying to remember.... You will be checked for flat foot.


You will undergo Endurance test. You will have to run 3.2km race. Make sure you make the first cage. E get why!!

Lastly, you will face the board. Some questions will be thrown to you and you will have to answer well (you don't have to be correct tho just be bold).


I'd advice you to do your best Bro. You don't have to know a godfather or know any senator to successfully get into the military (I'm speaking from experience). Just put in your best, and let grace speak for you.

Finally, I hope your morale is high??!

very high bro thanks for the head up

pls what's this flat foot lotta guys are taking bout? isn't our foot supposed to be flat? pls what is FLSC? OMG is 3.2km not too long tf that's a very long distance or you meant 300M

Funminded:
So I am back.
Congratulations on passing the first stage. Now the interview stage is a rigorous one and is where most of the magomago happens but I trust God to grant you favour.
You will be required to face a board of very senior officers who will interview you on a set of random things including your profession. They may ask you questions on current affairs too. You will also undergo medical tests, part of which will be standing naked before a medical professional lol. You will participate in a long distance race and will be required to make a certain cage. This cage means run within a stipulated timing. If you don't get to a set mark within this timing, you shall be disqualified.
You may also be required to write an exam... its nothing difficult anyway. So no fear.
You have been required to bring some clothes. Let me advise you, if you can, carry more than the number of white Tshirts you were asked to bring. You will need them. Keep one properly ironed short and shirt for the day you will face the board. You won't be able to iron your cloth in Kaduna and you won't want to look shabby before the board... cut your hair low and also shave your beards if you have any...to military men, appearance is a top priority!
Finally, pray and pray and pray! Be nice to any and everyone at the camp. Some of them are not there for the exercise...they are intelligence officers who will pretend to be among you, just monitoring the entire process! Imagine if you're nice to someone like that...??

You can ask me specific questions if you have any and I shall be glad to answer them.

I wish you the very best!

Thanks so much for this. mehn I'm really not good at running but maybe I'll start jogging early morning as from Monday and prolly give myself timing for some particular meters.

But pls brother I'm more concerned bout likely questions since this should be my first interview.

Steve0979:
Mark my words,u will come here to share d testimony wit us congrats n gudluck

Amen bro. thanks

Itohanmiwa:
To start with op congratulations. Nor just listen to anybody here saying you must know someone. Be positive and start building your endurance and stamina. Start doing marathon jogging and prioritize your diet and fitness. Stop eating junks. Trust me the psych jogging will do to your brain is underestimated. Before you cry about knowing someone do you best to give it your all and may God bless and help you. If for anything I know this administration is transparent in military and paramilitary recruitment. Wish someone could give me this advise 11 years ago. By now I would've been a commissioned officer. Good luck bro.

Eyah all is well and thanks for the advice. I'm just so glad tbh and that jogging, I'll start tomorrow morning

labisibrass:
1 Treat any infection right now
2 Be so particular about pile. Spread your yansh, bend and cough in front of a trusted friend. That's the exact way they check for it
3. Make sure there's no discrepancies in all your documents. If any correct them now. Emphasis on the date of birth on your bvn and the one on your birth certificate.
4. Start jogging every morning so that your body can adapt to it easily, that's if you've not been doing it before.
5. Groom yourself on basic mathematics, use of English and current affairs.
6. Drink enough water. Start today.
7. Go with cash ,you will need it, not to sort anybody but for yourself.
8. Some things might appear to you like a joke when you are there, pse take nothing for granted.Be very very serious about it .Your destiny is in your hand bro.
Ask any question, I'll reply you. I'm busy right now

Thanks xoxo for the heads up man....would the screening be exam based or oral

Owodan:
Wish you success bro, once again congratulations!!!!!

Thanks so much bro. bless you

alizma:
Just relax your mind. I see you being among the successful ones even with no big man at the top but with big God in heaven.

Ameeen. Bless ya bro, thanks so much

Funminded:
I'll be back to help you... presently in church. You can send me a mail though.

I'll be expecting bro. thanks

Asgard73:
There is no Yoruba global food.. start with national before you jump go international.. we’ve been doing continental for long..

Your hype ain’t necessary

Tell us one Ipob worldwide food

Jesusdiedhaha:
Bros I lived in SA for four years, you can't tell me jack about SA.

calm down someone like you can't work around Gauteng at 11pm and still have a sense of safety not only in the Night sef, even in broad day light. only in cities like Pretoria and few other do such don't happen. call a South African to give you update