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stinggy:
I just pointed to your gf, she's awaiting your approval bro. Grant it in time pls



HBD Man, Best wishes.

##brings out dusty .44 magnum revolver and starts cleaning##
Eheh u wher saying wat about my gf??
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Thanx alot bro. U too mch.

OYA IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!
Make errbody tke one Andre each on my heahache.
Approach any girl, tell her it's my birthday today, go home with her..

XavierG:
Anyone using payg on his PlayStation?

Do you've a Nat problem when connecting

Had issues playing online, FIFA 15 PS4

I use it on my PS3, wen I run Internet test, I usually get type3 NAT and dats nt suitable for online gaming because of the restrictions, aldou I was still managing it like dt, I get kicked out of games cos of DNS error somtimes. But one day I decided to use it wit vpn, so I hooked my tab to speedvpn n connected my PS3 n behold I got Type2 NAT with 1.7mbps, since den my online games hav been super smooth witout connection problems. Ur NAT type is ur problem.. try my method.

Mhen, it seems dese etisalat guys hav automatically reversed my plan frm PayG to the default payg oooo! I sent cash to my sim n switched on my data n within 3secs I got a message saying- "ur payg session of 980kb costs N15, ur balance is 0.00" happend twice n it started around 4am dis morning. Any1 seen dis? Chei!!

Serious relationship with a girl in badoo?
Guys must be kidding me..
I'ld rather go out on the street n ask a standing prosti.tute out n hav a serious date with her.

Mykcool:
d money is hard earned , am considering a "cleaner than new" samsung s5 . Trying to find out the price

Yh, "cleaner than new", dats d trend nw
S5 is classic

Mykcool:
I've owned Iphones twice ( courtesy of my uncle) but I barely used it up to a week, always ended up with my dad (d guy sabi spoil e phones). I was considering it because of the size, all these new phones dey be lyk tray for person pocket.

Lol@tray
Well, as long as ur nt buying wit ur hard earned doe, d regrets shuldnt be deep. Androids are more flexible n coms in diffrent shapes n sizes..

mikeayus:
boss i dy fear..threading upon safe grounds...lolz

Lemme give a glimpse..
I do EVERYTHING wit dis payg! Frm web browsing to torrents dwnloads, play my PS3 online games tru hotspot, youtube tru vpn, make viber n bbm calls, video call on Google Hangouts witout vpn, works on bb10, PSvita, everytin. Share my internet wit my neibours too.. Etc. So wats skype calls? Will wrk like hell, no vpn for dt..

Mykcool:
Oh Nyc, was considering getting an iPhone but the closed OS ish made me back off for now. Probably I'll get one in February. I'll let u know so u can clear my mind on some certain questions

Wy? Bro wy? #smh
Wy do u want to make this regrettable mistake in February? Wy? Wy? Dis is d devil luring u, pls dnt let him prevail, hold still bro! Dnt let him frustrate u!

priscaoge:
OMG!! Look @ that face!

I don't know what is wrong with these old cargos

Later they will say it's d devil hell no it's Konji!

Well i can accept if he says its d work of the devil..
Cos looking at his acts and his squeezed face, he seems to be the devil himself! Wtf!!

So she hired a limo to tke her around so wat?

uchemummy:
Somebody shld help me pls. My bbz10 is not showing my sim contacts. I cant see numbers and names.

Open 'Contacts', swipe down from the top of the screen, select 'Settings', scroll down n select Sim contacts.
U can also untick the contacts source u dnt want to show up in ur contacts book.

Osinitu:
Sorry to bother you again, please do you know if glo BIS on bb10 can be used on a PC via hotspot?

Thanks

Yes it can.

adaweezy:
ftc

this year will be a very good year for me with this first to comment position
I will like to acknowledge the power of the Nigerian people...... we will vote out GEJ
Sai Buhari Sai Ambode Sai Yayi

Pls wat is "Sai"?

DealMogul:
Your retort is worthy of a reply, if not to achieve anything but to bring some light to your blatant ignorance.

That being said, I fear your ignorance is the size of a mountain so educating you is mission impossible...

I swear, after i read the guy's comments, i just lost all hope, the ignorance is on his forehead! This type is unteachable! It makes me undastnd wy teachers in nigeria flog d hell out of som students..

The lady's desperate as hell!
See her face n u'll knw! No dulling is the word

okeys112:
Chief! Abeg na where u hear sey B.Classic is struggling to compete?!

Me I don see people wey love classic carry am up and down my work environment. In d past 2 weeks I v seen 10 people carrying their own classic.

If u n some people can't afford the classic at the current price in Nigeria then una no be d market for the premium device.

There is market for every product, sey u know?! Every one can not be a market for a certain product.

Try read walcom reply above on pricing in Western Nations and that of our beloveth Nigeria (Jungle Pricing) .

Make u no dey compare blackberry to Android. Abeg! Dey follow tech news. As blackberry dey so, Samsung (the King Of Android platforms) dey pursue dem to help design their phones, improve android users better end to end security via BES12 n Samsung Knox.

Blackberry is The King while Samsung is one of the princes in d mobile tech world.

See ur life...

Sorry buh iv been wanting to ask this, what does dis "sai" tin mean or represent?

贫困孩子需要课外书 捐赠任何数额帮助贫困孩子阅读?? Am asking u, Hon. Patrick...

kelvinnn:
Hv done that still doesn't wrk
buh hv successfully rooted it o.

Well iv modified IMEIs for mtk devices like tecno, havnt done it for non-mtk, fon pad doesn't use mtk chipset, does it?

kelvinnn:
Father 4gv him*
For he knws nt wt his talking.

Go search for Android thread bruh!

reaky:
Bro serious
No b my nails
That hand is fair in complexio
But am dark

OK na

kelvinnn:
Y is my Asus fone pad7 stubon...it as bn rooted...buh i hv bn tryin to change the imei to dat of bb...no avail
Help*

It is stubborn because of d way u treat it.
They say spare the rod and spoil the child, exactly wat ur doin..
My guy, throw dat Asus on a hard surface 3 times and it will even accept multiple bb IMEIs

reaky:
That's not my nails o
The phone too not mine
But a friend stays at lagos
I am just helping him to sale it
D urge for passport on him is high

If your interested I can hook you up to buy from him

No deny ur finger nails and ur fon oo!
Remember, if u deny dem in front of ur peeps here, dey will deny u in front of...

stinggy:
Reaky see ur nails like woman own
u even dey use 2go, u sef na pedo?

Una nor go stop this our 'cleaner than new' talk ba?
Which city u dey sha?

Bro u sef dey observe oo

Heromaniaa:
how?

U culd pm her u knw?
Bsides, this juliaann had better make an oustanding hell of sense!!

#mistakenly enters thread####
Mshewww!!
##exits fast#

Ilekeh:
Ma'am I can tell that you like to do it.

Bad mind!

Wats in dis na?
D woman is pregnant obviously! U gast do am na!
I'll overdo it sef..

Mean sh.it!
On point dou..

Facts are flying..
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EDIT: So I made FTC and was expecting an alert on my a/c buh got notin!! Wy then do pple fight and cry over it like it makes them richer Na wao! Naija been hyping tins unnecessarily since d slave trade era..

Are u playing with me