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Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 4:35pm On Jan 27, 2013

Pls. . . . Tel me d line. . . I'll appreciate

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 7:24pm On Jan 25, 2013

I neva wanted to reply/ bt then mama said, 'son!! Life is free and wisdom is divine!!/
Nw dy've seen 'wings' on us, tink. . . .we fly!!!/

i cum one in evry 4yqs lyk d worldcup!!/
bt wen u had 'sex on d air' u wer tinkin u 'bleeped up?/
niqqa u beta lock up/

and!!

y'al b tinkin we. . Loose ryt?/
so the brought 'spanners' . .bt the dnt knw the dude's tight/ cuz wen we flow we allow the 'onions' burst. . .so the dudes cry/

u jst wanted a ba2l , u neva wanted to slaughter/ wait!! Coming at me? I'l get my sistas younger daughter/

c we pop the rhymes/ bt y'al are lyk 'Fernando Torres!!. . . .u 'flop wit nines(9s)!!/
and y'al b working for me since. . . Cuz am the boss in lyn/

wen i stormed here!!
I brought a rude attitude/ cuz dy knw i i run the hood from 'north to south' . . . . Lattitude!!!/ bt y'al stil a foetus/
i'l 'kill u and burn your body' . . .lyk d hindus!/ cuz am d boss, Bleep wit me and get ur ass 'banned' . . . .mikuz!!!/

Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 6:58pm On Jan 25, 2013

sleakid: lolz typhoon.. Howdy man..
Hope u preparing for ya tripple threat..
Me wey be host sef dey fear make em no spill blood near me coz niqqaz keepin forminq lines with khimwhyte's bbreast..
Lolz

lol khymwhyte? She's d latest mehn!!

I dy vex die, so i'l b quik to flex nine grin

sleakid: lolz typhoon.. Howdy man..
Hope u preparing for ya tripple threat..
Me wey be host sef dey fear make em no spill blood near me coz niqqaz keepin forminq lines with khimwhyte's bbreast..
Lolz

lol khymwhyte? She's d latest mehn!!

I dy vex die, so i'l b quik to flex nine

Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 6:32pm On Jan 25, 2013

Mehn. . . .capital cyphers, 9ce 1. . . .

Sleakido. . 9ce 1, bt u stil b idiat ;DMehn. . . .capital cyphers, 9ce 1. . . .

Sleakido. . 9ce 1, bt u stil b idiat

Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 2:26pm On Jan 25, 2013

KAST¡EL-K¡LLz:
Lwkmd! See dryest lines! Þuhehehe! Ah swea! #no-swayinq ßuh increda (X)(X)(X) --caþo (X) --dayummm! diqq?

lol, i laf at u!!!

Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 2:25pm On Jan 25, 2013

Lyk wtf!! I hardly loose multies, nd punch

Rap Battles › Re: My Top 10, Best Emcee, On Nl by Tztyphoon(op): 5:32pm On Jan 23, 2013

stacomaster: Ah knw see ibime 4 Dia!! Ah be u dn sm0ke piq sshit? @TYPH00N

i neva c em brawl b4 la.... Na d pipul i dan c b dat

Rap Battles › Re: My Top 10, Best Emcee, On Nl by Tztyphoon(op): 4:24pm On Jan 23, 2013

Lol, bros i neva c u brawl b4 na

Rap Battles › My Top 10, Best Emcee, On Nl by Tztyphoon(op): 3:19pm On Jan 23, 2013

My Top10 best emcee so far ... On NL

1--DEADSCROLLS, mehn dis brother is sick, i mean he is realy dope, he showed up frm nowia and stormed NL, his verse r so fuckin on point...each criteria is his target, chek his brawl, u'l knw wah ah mean

2--SLEAKID, i cal him DESDEMONA(born of evil), dope to d brain, he flows sick, punchline king

3rd-- MIKUZ, honestly i dy njoy dis bro style, end rhymes, flow, his freestyle na die, dopetardinho

4th-- ILLSCRIPTS, said his a biter, we dan get probs, bt i knw d truth wen i c one, wen u dis him, he replies imediately ...check FFR,
'u cnt tarnish my image, cuz i dy pose for picture!!! Lol

5th-- BAMOR, oga LAW, D freestyla, mehn, dis bro has showed his worth, on every social netwrk.... Dope gee, I'D

6th--KHYMWHYTE, probably d dopest chick i av seen hia, d slayer of mikuz, airmark, and killaverse, wtf!! I respect dx chick thumbs up!!!
" i dy vex-die, so i'd be quick to flex-nine"

7th- ICEBERG, dope gee, always gentle, bt deadly wit the text

8th-- KILLAVERSE, mehn mehn!! I cal him METAPHORICAL, im meta4 na die, so fuckin on needle,

9th--OJAOWO

10th--MURPHY

Ok nw! I jst av 2 b FRANK-TOO, dat y'al r jst bunch of WACK-FOOLS, buh readin dis can make u dope....THANK-YOU!!!

Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 1:06pm On Jan 23, 2013

Boring lines , i nearly slip *yawns*

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Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 9:29am On Jan 22, 2013

khimwhyte: CRITERIAS
1-FLOW----------------LOSTSCRIPTz (wtf nnude flows dat was some lengthy sshit.. Abeg tryna spit less in a bar) 1points
2-METAPHORz-------LOSTSCRIPTz (twas almost a tie bt deadscrollz saved his group coz he came hard on this) 2points
3-PUNCHLINEz-----IMMORTALz (sick ones mehn bt hadda pick immortals lookin at it critically) 2points
4WORDPLAY----------IMMORTALz (duh nnude flows forced some sshit lyk 2s(tools) bt mistaswag was hard on diz mehn.. He outshined deadscrollz with new wordies.. Maestro tried duh bt immortalz stil av it. 2points
5-MULTIEz-------------LOSTSCRIPTz (ffuck it maestro was stable wid d rhymes den deadscrollz added d syllabus.. Nice work) 2points
6-CREATIVITY---------NIL 2points
7-VOCAB----------------LOSTSCRIPTz (both did it tyt especially maestro) 1point
8-OPENER--------------IMMORTALz 1point
9-CLOSER--------------LOSTSCRIPTz(obviously) 1point

LOSTSCRIPTz total points:7
IMMORTALz total points. :5
MVGT: LOST SCRIPTz...
Khimkiller

mehn... Am nt in support of this kinda verd o!! Wtf!! Opener and closer?
We submitted our barz differently, we didnt compile err'tin 2geda... So dia's no nid for opener and closer

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 11:29am On Jan 18, 2013*

To whom it may concern

hey!! Dis message is for u.. Riff raft!!!/ so wen u c dis ,u beta spit fast/ cuz i cud hit u wit my 'evil text' cal it....witch craft!!/

lyk 'scoffieild' i break laws, fake jaws, i should prolly be in da prison/ cuz wen i cum, i do away wit my 'nines' and use tha seven/ and y'all should be 'stone to death'.....Steven!!/
I'll leav u short fuse/ in u face!! U'l c hot bruise!!/ cuz Battling me is a mission impossible....Tom cruise!!!!/
U dnt rap ,u jst spit poems!/ cuz if ur better(beta) than me!! Is wen u nit 'foams'/--(beta foams) bt typhoon..spit harder... He could even flit storms!!/
I kill gees/ wit sick frees/ and 'make a smooth path' 4 em go go to hell...ridges!!/ and in here i can c any body 'crossin over me' even if i were...bridges!!!/ av got killa verse,, and my 'books r sick' aint tokin illscript/ and i could hit u with bricks/ then leave dis 'men in black' wit scarfaces...will smith!!!/
y'all wack dude/ wanna rap good/? bt is fat like spongy nipple, and evrytime y'all stand nude/ seems like a gorrilla with black suit!!/
my rhymes are phenomical, hard to keep/ tryin on this 'sheet'<shit>' is what u drop.. Mehn y'al suck... Go to sleep/

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 11:28am On Jan 18, 2013

Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 8:32am On Jan 18, 2013

OK.... Typhoon/dopejemi...

Tagname= PHREAKS

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Tztyphoon(m): 12:42pm On Jan 17, 2013

DOPEJEMI... Add up on 2go ... LUCKYEBUKA... Lets do dis

Rap Battles › Re: Fastest Online Battle: Airmark Vs Khimwhite 11:30pm by Tztyphoon(m): 9:55am On Jan 17, 2013

Nude-flows:
murphy..thats a bad verd..

Ma verd goes to khimwhite..its obvious

i totally agree wid u... Is a pure win!!

Rap Battles › Re: Rap Battles Complaints Threads by Tztyphoon(m): 9:51am On Jan 17, 2013

Tztyphoon: I tink personal, shld be added amng d criteria.. And dat vocab criteria!! We aint doin VOCAB here, is a textcee world! And if we r nt consider vocab, it should, be d same tin as FLOW, so why r we usin d two as criteria? Tnx!!

Rap Battles › Re: Rap Battles Complaints Threads by Tztyphoon(m): 12:29am On Jan 17, 2013

I tink personal, shld be added amng d criteria.. And dat vocab criteria!! We aint doin VOCAB here, is a textcee world! And if we r nt consider vocab, it should, be d same tin as FLOW, so why r we usin d two as criteria? Tnx!!

Rap Battles › Open C/o 6lines by Tztyphoon(op): 12:07am On Jan 17, 2013

Punchline, Rhymes[no multies] , and Flow!! Only... Jujes!!

IBIME
SLEAKID
MIKUZ,
KYHMWHYTE,

Am highly, wack, cuz dis brawl, am tryma adapt to a new method!! And d jujes fit accept too o!!

Rap Battles › Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 6:00pm On Jan 16, 2013

IN...

Rap Battles › Re: INCREDA' Lodge by Tztyphoon(m): 5:57pm On Jan 16, 2013

BarrackoBaRz: Smh...xo u ðey Open ur Own Lodge,nd u can't pop a sinqle doc...typicalLy,its wa.

hahahahahahahahahahaia

Rap Battles › Re: Rapture (I) : Killaverse Vs Khimwhyte by Tztyphoon(m): 5:50pm On Jan 16, 2013

Deadscrollz, and Illscript na d same pple!!

Rap Battles › Re: Which Two Nairalanders Wuld U Luv 2 See Engage In A Rap Battle by Tztyphoon(m): 10:59am On Jan 16, 2013

SLEAKIDDO vs KHYMWHYTE

BAMOR vs BAYSKI

Rap Battles › Re: Fastest Online Battle: Airmark Vs Khimwhite 11:30pm by Tztyphoon(m): 10:53am On Jan 16, 2013

Mikuz.. Jus cuz i dnt post or create topic.. Doesnt mean, am nt regular here!! Am reguler biko!! I visit here evryday!! grin

Her attention?

Rap Battles › Re: Fastest Online Battle: Airmark Vs Khimwhite 11:30pm by Tztyphoon(m): 9:56am On Jan 16, 2013

Oga mikuz!! Am a silent dog pls!! If my verdict dnt count here, i could em of!! I juj on wat i c here!! Khymwhyte? Mehn... I dnt knw her o !!

Rap Battles › Re: Fastest Online Battle: Airmark Vs Khimwhite 11:30pm by Tztyphoon(m): 9:32am On Jan 16, 2013

Rhyme-- Khymwhyte
similes/meta4--Khymwhyte[obvious]
creativity--Khymwhyte
punchlines-Khymwhyt
vocab--Airmark,
wordplay--Khymwhyt
flow-Airmark

Rap Battles › Re: Who Got It (III) : Khimwhyte Vs Mikuz by Tztyphoon(m): 4:01pm On Jan 12, 2013

Rhymes--khim
similies/meta4=khim[sick one]
creativity=khim
wordplay=khim
punchlines=mikuz
vocab=tie
wordplay=khim
flow=tie

mv--KHIM

Rap Battles › Re: Who Ddope Pass? ILLSCRIPT Vs B'AMOUR by Tztyphoon(m): 6:58pm On Jan 08, 2013

Mvgt=KILLAVERSE, any nid 4 d lines.

Fagawa!!

Rap Battles › Re: Who Ddope Pass? ILLSCRIPT Vs B'AMOUR by Tztyphoon(m): 5:43pm On Jan 07, 2013

Killaverse? Do i knw u? Av we met?

Rap Battles › Re: Who Ddope Pass? ILLSCRIPT Vs B'AMOUR by Tztyphoon(m): 5:23pm On Jan 06, 2013

B'amour, so u c/o dis biter? Tseew

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 2:47pm On Dec 23, 2012

Ok!! In here? Am a newbee// bt i keep 'chasing the ball' wit dopes like rugby// wen am on stage' my music dy make em 'kolo' so they go mental, and boogie// bt wen am a battle ground , i brng ' stamina' lyk i show skuki//

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