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Education / Re: A.B.U Zaria 2014/2015 Admission Thread by Tztyphoon(m): 6:04pm On Jul 11, 2014
Does abu zaria with direct entry exams?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 5:53pm On Dec 22, 2013
nawa ooo, wen b finalz pheew!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 5:16pm On Dec 08, 2013
lwkmd
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 4:17pm On Dec 07, 2013
lol, guys bad
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 1:43am On Jul 16, 2013
[quote author=GLACIERZ!
im just gallant/my win will soar rampant/
cos after i weigh Ibime on the scales. . . . my bars throw him off balance!/

/[/quote]

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 12:46am On May 02, 2013
Killerverse, lol, bin watchin u... U mean illscript told u ol dat? Abi u were dere on 2go wen sleakbabe was caught?... Hehehe, i was dia man... I chairmaned dat grupie... Illscript was caught biting... Sleakbabe exposed him, so wen sleakbabe bite, illscript caught her 2... Simple... And d way u shwed up after illscript left, iz very convincing... If u b ghost acct, then u dull sha... Ur illscript, only him tokz like dat.... Even on 2go... Na so d guy d rant... Cheap Ghost..
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: No Rest For The Champion: Mikuz Vs Illscripts***** by Tztyphoon(m): 10:16pm On Apr 22, 2013
sleakid: lol diz guy's cray..
Sleakid burst 16 on 2go wit u,
i understand u only tryna chicken out..
Aii u've escaped diz buh i knw say one day, i go jam u 4 fixtures.
Ahahahaha 2go wackster@typhoon...

i've always rated u low.. U knw my choice, wen ur ready hala.. Fact iz, u can neva tie, wit people av won.. |fact|... No wander, u dy always beg me 2 like ur verse on f.b..
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: No Rest For The Champion: Mikuz Vs Illscripts***** by Tztyphoon(m): 5:15pm On Apr 22, 2013
sleakid: lwkmd, talk shid. Stoppd battlin on 2go years ago..
Bbitch lets kick it at any fb group so yah defeat wuld be recorded in a doc..
Lolz cos na so i whoop yah boss lukeman 3times 4 2go, him deny am cos 2go cnt save battles..
Bruahahaha wacko

fool!! Likewiz.. U dan c me ba2l 4 f.b or here? And u dat brawld last mnth.. U wan claim 2yrs ago.. Tssw.. U fool , anytym u ready cum lemme whoop u.. Brng ur Dad, and i go whoop am join... Brng ur mum, i go whoop am... And wen ur cumin, plz chop enuf lines... Cuz i knw u one hell of a biter.. Fool, wey dy beg me, 2 like im verse against berg..
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: No Rest For The Champion: Mikuz Vs Illscripts***** by Tztyphoon(m): 12:30pm On Apr 22, 2013
sleakid: anyways typhoon i dan kick bars wit al yah friends. Holla 4 fb make we kick 16..
Tanx

we meet on 2go... We kick dia.. Online ba2l, i drop, u drop, and verdz follow imidiately..
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: No Rest For The Champion: Mikuz Vs Illscripts***** by Tztyphoon(m): 12:24pm On Apr 22, 2013
sleakid: typhoon stfu and sniff sniper.. U stil my boy be it fb, nl or 2go..
Grow up son

Foolishness dy Say is Evil... Nigga.. Av always knwn u 2 b a Fool... Get a life.. Work on ur Flaws... Even d rant u wey u dy gist.. 'cum to f.b and be whooped' . .fact is no f.b group wil choose u as dia rep... Xcept 4 ur own group.. I'l nat say am dissappointed in u... Cuz ur whole lyf iz a dissapointment already../
Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: No Rest For The Champion: Mikuz Vs Illscripts***** by Tztyphoon(m): 9:25am On Apr 22, 2013
sleakid: nuff said... When u guys coming to fb for thorough whooping


Rubbish!!!!! Wah u feeling lyk?


And Scriptz we get beef? Smh.. U wanna act as if we r fighting. Cuz i verd against u? Smh, ur problem iz dat u are 2 emotional... Watz a Brawl? U lose, then u create haterz online? Even i wanna dickride.. Do u tink i'l give mikuz? Do i knw him.. Av we chatted? Smh.. On F.b i supported u ol d way.. Almost al ur brawl, i lyk it.. Nw u say we get beef..

GOD BLESS YOU SIR

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Rap Battles / Re: *******WARCRAFT: No Rest For The Champion: Mikuz Vs Illscripts***** by Tztyphoon(m): 10:45pm On Apr 21, 2013
OPENER-- ILLSCRIPT

mikus-Ma boys shatter peeps/ so its
certain that I'm gonna batter
'scripts/
. . . and slit his gats/ so before
this beating starts/
I'ma follow Aluu rules of
engagement . . to undréss the
Jew . . call that a Gaza strip!!/

Illscript-
I bring techs on dummies/...so
'How this big Head Wan Bust
me/when am
known to Rip head of dumb
freaks/
cos sersly,Mik is either a Weak
vet or dull bbitch/as In,why the
ffuck
would he think hes gat a
"Stable Life" just cos he..."Clean
Sheds for
Horses??!!!/..

Illscript killd dis one wit da meta4

PERSONALS-- ILLSCRIPT (mikuz cared less)

RHYMES= TIE, (illscript cud av earn dis... Bt sum rhyme fell.., mikuz did well, bt i tied cuz illscript had multi syllabic)

PUNC- MIKUS

Im impeding this lad/ with
ripping his laps/
so phuck an exe . . Im getting
'caught with ma hand in the
jar' . . for banging his sis in a
cab!!!/


I fight him with rage/ and get
him tied in a cage/
. . hes charisma is like
'Hungary' . . cos crowds 'Boo-
tha-pest' . . each time hes
climbing the stage!!!/

hehehe, i swr dx line mad die.. Got me shouting..

FLOW-- MIKUZ ( illscript na wa o... U use 'like' , 'cos' .... Evrytime.. It killz flow..

META4= MIKUZ (advanced form of meta4... Illscript stop usin 'like' . . Iz outdated mahn)

NAMEPLAY-- NILL

WORDPLAY-ILLSCRIPT. .(did many... Mikus boo-da-pest was great.. Bt illscript counter dis.. ).. And illscript watz Mik'z Ass? (mixerz)? Tsw

ENJOYABILITY= MIKUZ


Mvgt=MIKUZ

Mad brawl*

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 12:35am On Apr 20, 2013
siddoggg: HUMOUR iS RoTfLMaO@ DEFEATEd tHE wHoLe. FB grin grin


tseew, siddoggy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 6:30pm On Apr 16, 2013
Lwkmd@ grand daddy,.. Hehe
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 5:05pm On Apr 15, 2013
The easiest pesin 2 win here is IBIME!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 4:39pm On Apr 15, 2013
Give us MIKUS vs ILLSCRIPT... *shoutin*

U MUST FIGHT!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 4:37pm On Apr 15, 2013
I love Sleakid..
Rap Battles / Re: Who Got It (III) : Khimwhyte Vs Mikuz by Tztyphoon(m): 12:59pm On Apr 14, 2013
mikuz:

I spit lines that puncture and scar/ so Khim would be brutally beaten moment I drop all ma bars/
cos she would jump from frying pan to fire . . when I take potshots at her!/

She loves scùmbags/ cos even as Sleakid is bland . . she still likes his botched-up raps/
so like smashing candles . . she's always having a crush on 'wacks'!!/

I go raw on quacks/ so I'm keeping this whor3 at tension/
She could be an 'artist at ease' . . but she still won't 'draw attention'!/

When I show my pump action/ she'll be the first to be shot/
I could nail a dress to her brains . . and she still won't head to the top!/

The lines she types is rubbish/ she still wouldn't win here even if I write with dumb frees/
so it's only right that I X (ex) Kim like Chris Humphries!/

She spitting so wrong/ she's just average . . what a little glow worm/
Of every guy she meets . . she might suck a couple of 'em . . but still won't blossom!/
(blow some)

I phrase with no frills/ aces know this/ but this fakes unnoticed/
cos her b00bs are dry . . she like newborn babies . . no 'teeths'!/

I target my aim while I'm stretching arrows/ but she shoots wide . . she's barely narrow/
I just killed her with a farm implement . . cos like Harry Potter . . I weild deathly harrows!!/


hehehehe..
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 12:51pm On Apr 14, 2013
ICEBERG vs SLEAK, was wack joor.. Notin wowin... U guys nid screwing... Report my 2go page!!!


*picks slippers and runs awt*
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 7:38pm On Apr 13, 2013
lil jboy: you ever heard of the almighty sarosh mohammed ?


Fowl!! Sarosh z gud yes!! Must i tel u abt IBIME? Smh... Mst f.b emcees got dia inspiration frm him ...
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 5:38pm On Apr 09, 2013
GLACIERZ!:

am rili surprised. . . .i cant do that!

damn!!!

u can..
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 5:36pm On Apr 09, 2013
undecided
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 6:15pm On Apr 05, 2013
ILLSCRIPT, ICEBERG, SLEAK... Uhm who again? Ok wia mumu KASALA,

Thumbz up... Una dan dope finish.. Hehehehe, gud 1s guys.. I see una jor..


RHYMENOCEROUS*
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 7:44am On Apr 02, 2013
Mikuz
Ibime
Ema Prince
Sleak
Iceberg
Illscript

are my Best here!! If ah no call ur name... Den stfu!!!

Btw! Ibime can i ask a favor!!

*RHYMENOCEROUS*
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 2:07pm On Mar 29, 2013
Dis is fun
Family / Re: How Often Do You Talk To Your Parents? by Tztyphoon(m): 6:54pm On Mar 20, 2013
ItsModella: My parents are mad that I call them once a week. They think I should be calling them everyday or once in 2 days. They don't seem to understand that I'm very busy with my studies and social life. So all you guys schooling abroad, how often do you call your parents?

once in blue moon,my flash means i need little food stuff

while

call means a in great need of money, so i like there dont even like it
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2013
leggo..

Ah was sitting in d Toilet, contemplatin on wat to Write/
Bt ah knw ah cnt force it, cuz iz nt by Power Nor By Might/..
Cuz Wen i went 4 a Fight!!/

ah was cumin awt wit 'heads' lyk ah was dia Barber!!/... Plus wen haters cum to me.. I jst smile n say 'thier Father..!!!/

Try me? U'l kick d bucket!!!../i mean u'l die, and buried in a Casket/
cuz i cud hit u wit a Racket!!/
plus dnt act wise cuz we knw u 'selfish'..... U shld prolly b in da market!!!/

on 2go!! ICEBERG, be tellin me abt Khim..!! He said 'Typhoon is she ur Crush/
Ah said 'No she's nt myn Bros!!/ cuz the only time, i cud touch her 'ttits' ... Is wen am hold a Brush!!!/-teeths

am knw to STRIKE PEST AND ROOKIES,/
Leave BICEP WIT LOOSE SKIN/
... Cuz niggas knw am d TIGHTEST IN SHOOTING!!!/

And.. I punch dis MAMMALS FACE!!/
leavin him wit more 'catarrh' lyk dat ARAB STATE/--Qatar
... Cuz i dnt gv a 'ffuck' bt i cud Throw SPOON AT YOU/--fork

I rap and u rap... The people jst shout WHO'S DAT FOOL!!!/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 12:52pm On Mar 12, 2013
illmaticated.. Abg how u sabi multies lyk dis! Lol... We go jamb 4 2go... U go tutor me biko..
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 12:51pm On Mar 12, 2013
wen wil i b dope? Huh?

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