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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 7:45pm On Mar 09, 2013
Lolin grin




Rhymenocerous Typhoon
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 10:17am On Mar 09, 2013
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 10:16am On Mar 09, 2013
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 10:15am On Mar 09, 2013
khimwhyte: Mikuz, sleak and prince nice ones up there. Dj5naira i see you.
Okay quick one.. been rusty lately tho
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Some nerds beeen a'round/ making dumb and cheap sounds//
Yet they go beneath grounds/ soon as i pound their glands/
Me and few ninjaz.. Must be birds of same feather/
We dominate "on air".. In every weather/
Coz we "reign"-and-we-shine/
when we spit plain-and-lil-lines/
i ignite their backs/ my lyrics cause blazing sparks/
Other rappers aint crack/ hotness' what they lack/
But if they say my Texting-is-wack/ then the next-thing-is-snacks/
I aint here to fight-fools/ or claim yah titles/
Yet real vets know am tight-too/ on battles wit my rifles/
You culd say khim's a bbitch/ spittin your wack flows and ish/
But we dnt feel yah crap.. Your flow's prolly a speech/
So like "lazy house help".. You still not set for dish/
You're the wackest on net.. Even those you "serve as" always failin/
You need more training/ to match up to what we maintaining/
But if you step ahead elders.. Then we'l give you some caining/
Coz You's always "washed up" like those bad paintings/
see am always on track.. You're de-Railing/
So when they say khim's "flow is flyer".. Its cos am "plain sailing"
You the agbero tout.. The one who lives a bad live/
Walking around supermarkets.. But still couldn't get a life/
Don't think you hav arrived/ coz
we've checked your archive/ the death lyrics proves you not alive../
Culdnt even get a "win tho'.. Screeching on tracks with ah "Hard drive"/
I land hits like carribean/ on this lonely amphibian/
He's the pure joke yo.. Maestro is better of a comedian/
You're getting murked son/ when we script for fun/
So be on the long run/ like you gat lenghty legs and horn/
Am a sinner/ but wen it comes to beef fight.. Am always an enemy winner/
Coz the lame is getting served.. Like family dinner//
Khimkiller

lol, c ryhme.. Lol, ah love d flow, read it many times.. Gud 1..

And 2 d moraphuka... SLEAK, ah dy c ur work... 9ce lines..

Advice 2 oda pipu::

Gud 1s...bt seriously sum1 cud easily predict ur lines... And u guys just ryhme anyhw... Seriously u dnt have 2 force ur rhyme to fit in ur lyn... If i dnt match, den forget it... Creativity is wat matters.... And wen u wanna rhyme... Plz rhyme wit wat we dnt expect ... I mean try 2 wow ur viewers it help in punch build up... PEACE

GUD ONE GUYS


Ryhmenoceous Typhoop
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 10:14am On Mar 09, 2013
khimwhyte: Mikuz, sleak and prince nice ones up there. Dj5naira i see you.
Okay quick one.. been rusty lately tho
>
Some nerds beeen a'round/ making dumb and cheap sounds//
Yet they go beneath grounds/ soon as i pound their glands/
Me and few ninjaz.. Must be birds of same feather/
We dominate "on air".. In every weather/
Coz we "reign"-and-we-shine/
when we spit plain-and-lil-lines/
i ignite their backs/ my lyrics cause blazing sparks/
Other rappers aint crack/ hotness' what they lack/
But if they say my Texting-is-wack/ then the next-thing-is-snacks/
I aint here to fight-fools/ or claim yah titles/
Yet real vets know am tight-too/ on battles wit my rifles/
You culd say khim's a bbitch/ spittin your wack flows and ish/
But we dnt feel yah crap.. Your flow's prolly a speech/
So like "lazy house help".. You still not set for dish/
You're the wackest on net.. Even those you "serve as" always failin/
You need more training/ to match up to what we maintaining/
But if you step ahead elders.. Then we'l give you some caining/
Coz You's always "washed up" like those bad paintings/
see am always on track.. You're de-Railing/
So when they say khim's "flow is flyer".. Its cos am "plain sailing"
You the agbero tout.. The one who lives a bad live/
Walking around supermarkets.. But still couldn't get a life/
Don't think you hav arrived/ coz
we've checked your archive/ the death lyrics proves you not alive../
Culdnt even get a "win tho'.. Screeching on tracks with ah "Hard drive"/
I land hits like carribean/ on this lonely amphibian/
He's the pure joke yo.. Maestro is better of a comedian/
You're getting murked son/ when we script for fun/
So be on the long run/ like you gat lenghty legs and horn/
Am a sinner/ but wen it comes to beef fight.. Am always an enemy winner/
Coz the lame is getting served.. Like family dinner//
Khimkiller

lol, c ryhme.. Lol, ah love d flow, read it many times.. Gud 1..

And 2 d moraphuka... SLEAK, ah dy c ur work... 9ce lines..

Advice 2 oda pipu::

Gud 1s...bt seriously sum1 cud easily predict ur lines... And u guys just ryhme anyhw... Seriously u dnt have 2 force ur rhyme to fit in ur lyn... If i dnt match, den forget it... Creativity is wat matters.... And wen u wanna rhyme... Plz rhyme wit wat we dnt expect ... I mean try 2 wow ur viewers it help in punch build up... PEACE

GUD ONE GUYS


Ryhmenoceous Typhoop
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 2:01pm On Mar 06, 2013
*pics mic*

Ok call me the devil" av cum to KILL-AND-DESTROY.../ Wanna spar here I'l CHILL-AND-DEPLOY....!!!/ soldiers, cuz the way i rap!!! Niggas knw am BRILL-AT-THIS, -BOY....!!!!/


C. I cam wit gud ATTITUDE.../
To run ur hood frm "north to south"..... LATTITUDE../

Tinkin bcuz ur a 'smoker' u wan form HARD-AND-"DDOPE".../ i'l beat u, the WACK-CANT-COPE.../ cuz anytime ur nnude' seems lyk a FFAG-ON-COAT!!!!/

*crowds shoutin 'Tell us the Koko""

c. Truth is i came wit HOT-AND-HEAVY-BLOWS...!!!/ to kill this DUMP-AND-SCARY-FOE!!!/
And hw wil u claim champ here?? "wen we knw wat u drop only gan make us laugh lyk...... TOM-AND-JERRY-SHOW....!!!/

worst tin b say !!

The HOES-BE-STARRING...!!/ The way my BLOW-BE-TEARING/ wacks, cuz we knw dia lyf is all about 'mess' lyk d............TROLL-IN-MERLIN!!!!!/

*drops mic*
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 1:59pm On Mar 06, 2013
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Rap Battles / Re: Ill Sshit Top 10 Nl Dd0pest Texteez {january To Date} by Tztyphoon(m): 3:16pm On Mar 02, 2013
ghen ghen... Sleakid so na u coach kim? Mehn, u b alex ferguson b dat la... Abg wen we go resume, u go coach me 2 o... At least mah improve

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Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Tztyphoon(m): 4:01pm On Feb 25, 2013
Smh, sha, to me dat opener= increda
and btw

why was murphy made a juj? Wil he favor oda piple, and gv em verd? He drop wat he saw, and ur rantin... Mehn jst 2wordz

GROW UP
Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Tztyphoon(m): 7:24pm On Feb 24, 2013
uhm**
Rap Battles / Re: Top 10 Battlers Of The Month by Tztyphoon(m): 8:47am On Feb 23, 2013
Mynd_44: How come my name is not there?

lol, oga, u hardly ba2l na, and beside, dis one na monthly,... If it was NL ALLTIME BEST, u name go fal
Rap Battles / Re: Top 10 Battlers Of The Month by Tztyphoon(m): 3:08pm On Feb 22, 2013
lol, murphy, shey malaga dy win barca, who beta pas?

Maestro lol, nby is wack
Rap Battles / Top 10 Battlers Of The Month by Tztyphoon(m): 11:27am On Feb 22, 2013
*Pics Mic*

First of All (go down low)

Ladies and Gentlemen!!!

With Respect Of the above subject matter, i here by present to u, NL top10 of the mnth

This glads have prove dia worth, in T.T.C championship, nd even in single ba2ls

Reports frm our source, have proven dat this Ninjas, r deadly wit the nines, i mean, they r ready wit the crimes

No lng tin!! Ladies and gentlemen, are present u to d list...

*crowds Shouting*

1. DEADSCROLLS-- This Ninja has proven it... He topped d list b4, nd he's stil topin d list again... Take a look at T.T.C and u'l knw wah am sayin, i mean his deadly wit al critz, and always ready to kill,

2... SLEAKID, honestly i'd he say dis guy is d king here... He runs dis arena... His lyk lionel messi, he neva looses form, Swift wit Nines, Gud in all Criteria, Thumbs up

*in a gentle voice , swipers into hs ear 'Bleep YOU'

3--- KHIMWHYTE... Aha!! Queen NL, Honestly i cnt 4get dx her lyn ' i dy vex-die, so i'l b quick to flex-nine' mehn... Report states dat 'she's a slow killer, she hardly comments, xcepts in ba2l' shes damn gud... I mean she's Too Gud

4... INCREDA .ok i cal dis one 'KRATOS' (god of war).. He loves to fight, and gud also,

5-- KILLAVERSE, yeah his style is wat ah cal 'FB ON NL' his endrhymes, meta4, he has shwn in a couple of matches...

6-- KASTIEL KILLZ.. ok jst read his last name ,and u'l knw d koko... T.T.C winna , Gud in Ba2ls, Punchline Mafia

7-- MURPHY.... Lol!! Slayer of sleakid...

8-- MISTASWAG

9-- META4ELEMEN... Mehn, as d names imply 'meta4 is his Element' hx gud,.. Winna of T.T.C wit Kastiel

10--- OJAOWO

well!!! Well!!
Ladies nd Gentleme, we've cum 2 d end of d shw...
Anoda editon wil b held nxt mnth... To b in dx list, all u av 2 do, is PICK A NINE, and SPLIT A SPINE, simple, as dat....

C yah, nxt Mnth

|Its ur boi|


MULTI RHYMES TYPHOON
Rap Battles / Re: Blood In The Arena Championship B.i.t.a.c Part One... Sign Up by Tztyphoon(m): 7:02pm On Feb 21, 2013
Lwkmdh... Una funny sha.. Lol

#vomits ssperm#
Rap Battles / Re: The Need For Judges........ by Tztyphoon(m): 11:24pm On Feb 20, 2013
*am seeing tinz*
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Adventure.. Am Ready For The Evil Trip by Tztyphoon(m): 3:52pm On Feb 17, 2013
Rap maestro: wu u won shoot?


u, or sleak or illscript or even Khim




OR









kill my sef!! *suicide tinz*
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Adventure.. Am Ready For The Evil Trip by Tztyphoon(m): 3:36pm On Feb 13, 2013
i accept 4 sleakid *cracks gun*
Rap Battles / Re: INCREDA Seekinq The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Tztyphoon(m): 5:55pm On Feb 11, 2013
sleak add me 4 wit Yung112, 4 2go....em dan hack my ultimate acct *sobs*

Typhoon**

If u knw fit pop champange, dnt wrry just POPCORN
Rap Battles / Re: INCREDA Seekinq The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Tztyphoon(m): 4:04pm On Feb 11, 2013
*amends spec*

mehn!! 2me, khim won d 1st round... Bt since it ended up a tie, and based on d 2bar ish... I didnt feel eida... U guys r jst rhyming 4 rhyme sake #sips sleak blood#
khim had pretty gud punch nd meta4, increda had flow at it peak... Buh honesty
MHV--KHIMWHYTE*

*Walks up to sleak, nd spit on his face....PUAH!!!*

Typhoon......!!
THE GUD, THE BAD, THE BANCE
Rap Battles / Re: INCREDA Seekinq The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Tztyphoon(m): 11:39am On Feb 10, 2013
No verds?? Tseew
Rap Battles / Re: INCREDA Seekinq The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Tztyphoon(m): 11:15am On Feb 08, 2013
#mouth sealed#
Rap Battles / Re: INCREDA Seekinq The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Tztyphoon(m): 9:27am On Feb 08, 2013
ILLScripts:
lol,Typhoon! I don dey Gentle o! But dat awkward moment some ppl just dey think say dey Stand a Chance Against u!

lol... WORD!!
Rap Battles / Re: INCREDA Seekinq The Evil Path.. NAIRALAND ADVENTURE by Tztyphoon(m): 7:34am On Feb 08, 2013
ILLScripts: Increda,y dnt u Substitute someone 4 me in ur adventure?

To lyk fyt!! Go read ur bible, endtime is near
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Adventure.. Am Ready For The Evil Trip by Tztyphoon(m): 7:25am On Feb 08, 2013
Increda help me wallop dat SLEAKID, lol... #TeamINCREDA wallop sleak#, and sleak... No go waste line o...we get tagteam

Kastiel... Mehn... Sorry bro... I cnt accept, i get 2 tagteam tourney, 1 wit dat fool(sleak), anoda wit Bayski.... 4gv me pls

and beside umad? Why u go c/o me? U wan kill me? cryIncreda help me wallop dat SLEAKID, lol... #TeamINCREDA wallop sleak#, and sleak... No go waste line o...we get tagteam

Kastiel... Mehn... Sorry bro... I cnt accept, i get 2 tagteam tourney, 1 wit dat fool(sleak), anoda wit Bayski.... 4gv me pls

and beside umad? Why u go c/o me? U wan kill me?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Tztyphoon(m): 2:46pm On Jan 30, 2013
They've been waiting for diss/
bt dy were on dia own movie. . .making their clips/
stil on dat dy were hatin thier films/
guess datz why dy neva had frnds . .sittin on dat roll. . Waitin for peeps/

Life is a stage/
so wen i get a wife of my age/ . . I'l b happy
buh here?. I end ur story wen i put my knife in ur page/. . Plus y'al should buy me a 'rolex' so i'd have 'time' for the gay/

no!! Am nt a 'careless chef' i dnt 'waste time'/-waste thyme
buh. . .wat u spit are all bitten. . Nd fake lines/
Dnt wrry y'al. . Am nt lettin him go. . The gay's mine/

u's a big white fool/
buh ima spit quite rude/
and kill wack too/
so u beta watch!! Cuz my punches cum in zig zag to kill blind dudes/
Rap Battles / Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 9:12am On Jan 30, 2013
Tseeeew!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 7:53pm On Jan 28, 2013
murphysmallz: Typhoon n co! Una don grow nah! At least u don dey get hair 4 dick!

Nudeflows ewe_man(human) :O #murphy faintz thrice#

umad?? Whc day dah 1, start? Cuz u host tourney. . .dnt mean. . U shld write any hw
Rap Battles / Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 7:52pm On Jan 28, 2013
murphysmallz: Typhoon n co! Una don grow nah! At least u don dey get hair 4 dick!

Nudeflows ewe_man(human) :O #murphy faintz thrice#

umad?? Whc day dah 1, start?
Rap Battles / Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 8:56am On Jan 28, 2013
KillaVerse: ,u cant do dix alone,xo u are xo "going down" like "low cut"...hehehehe

out played... Try sumtn lyk

ur 'goin down' lyk sagging pants

or

ur goin down' lyk MouthAction
Rap Battles / Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 9:05pm On Jan 27, 2013
KillaVerse: Typhoon,thunder fire ur mouth for saying u dope paxx me...I c/o u afta dx tourney,If u decline,tf u again!...and whoeva losex wud call d oda guy hix LORD! Wacktard!

me brawl u! . . . I cnt mahn. . . Pipul lyk u. . .u knw wat we do to em. . . .we stone dem to death!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 7:14pm On Jan 27, 2013
KillaVerse: Typhoon recycled the "BUST AH RHYME/busta rhyme" ish 4rm ILLscriptx line againxt Bamor...then "I will leave the Dude "In-jury" like "COURT CASES" Directly bitten from Deadscrollzz in hix line againxt ice berg...u guyx sud juxt go bk n read "ILLscriptx vz Bamor" and "Deadscrollzz vz Iceberg",then u c a lotta dia linex recycled in Typhoonx linex!...plx bro,if u cnt tink of linex,then dnt brawl!

c guy. . Dat busta rhyme ish, aint bitten or recycled, 'ok' dis lyn I'L MAKE U RUN OUTTA WORDS(WARDS) LIKE SCARED NURSE' do u knw kow many pipu, dan use am? Who get d line?
Truth is dat, u dnt knw wat is bitten, or not, dat injury ish. . . .many pipul, dan use am. . .
And all dx line, wey ah dy drop, av written, dem since last year, so u cnt xpected me to change mine, jst bcus pesin don use am!!

And truth b say, i dope pass u #fact#
Rap Battles / Re: Tag Team Championship by Tztyphoon(m): 6:34pm On Jan 27, 2013
Meta4element: Typhoon wtf! U sayin...ofcus u bit script line dat'BUrst a rhyme' he usd against bamor...bro No foes tz just u recycld it and make it luk dope...buh kudos 2 u ah felt ur' multices'...ur were jus acceratin it as if u are ina h!qhway....buh just keep dat in mind 'meta~verse' has qualified

dat tin aint a line. . . Its wordies . . .geddit?

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