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The irony is that if she met a good guy that was willing to stay with her, she would not invest in him.

Life is so complicated. The good ones meet the bad ones and the bad ones meet the good ones.

There are many guys out there looking for such an opportunity.


I feel sorry for her already.

No matter what she did, she didn't deserve to be beaten.

One girl I have been toasting for a few months now finally agreed.

She just called me on Saturday that she was coming to the house to see me.

Normally I don't do pre marital copulation and that is the reason my relationships don't last. Girls nowadays want to taste the cucumber before committing long term.

Like I said, I don't do pre marital copulation, but I was willing to compromise just to make this one stay.


Ladies and gentlemen, I went and bought some protection. Guys I was really ashamed to ask the lady selling to give me condoms.
But that is a story for another day.


The lady finally came, very pretty, smelling very nice.

I gave her food and after eating she came straight for some action. Maybe she was Hot.

I felt terrible as I kissed her and touched her, but I let it continue.

Then she pulled her trousers and her pants.

Ladies and gentlemen, you won't believe what my nose perceived.

It was like something had died down there.

My erection quickly flattened.
I had to just tell her that I don't engage in pre maritals. I apologized and she wore her cloth.

We just sat there watching a movie on my laptop until she finally decided to go.

She has been calling since then, but I haven't answered.

Ladies stop being unhygienic.

Why would you allow your domain to smell like it's rotten.

I have been reading such things online but I felt it wasn't true.

Goodness. I wonder how guys go ahead with such smelly domains.

May God help us all

How I go take get this kind contract.


Oluwa

If u try sending 500 naira to this opay account, it will tell u rejected.
Why
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GreaterFuture:
Which business is this if I may ask please?

Outdoor advertising

ChngedChnges:
If you are serious, like really serious I can suggest one to you that can make 50 to 65k monthly as interest but not 80k.
But it needs trust and contract

I'm all ears

HorlinksNeoLife:
Can we discuss outside here on our official Business WhatsApp line

Yes. My number should be on my profile or somewhere in my other posts

lavylilly:
I’ll be very honest with you, because ₦1 million can work, but only if we are realistic and strategic.

First, let’s set the truth clearly 👇

Can ₦1m give ₦80k monthly profit consistently?

Yes — but not with “set-and-forget” investments in Nigeria today.
Anything that promises guaranteed passive ₦80k is either:

High risk

Short-lived

Or outright scam


What does work is low-volatility, essential-demand businesses or hybrid models (part business, part investment).

I’ll give you OPTIONS THAT SURVIVE:

Rainy or dry season

Political wahala

Government policy swings

Inflation


And I’ll tell you which ones actually hit ₦80k/month and how long it takes.


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OPTION 1: Mini Food Supply Business (MOST RELIABLE)

What it is:
Supplying food items that people MUST buy weekly, regardless of economy.

Examples

Rice (local + imported mix)

Beans

Garri

Palm oil

Groundnut oil


Capital Breakdown (₦1m)

Inventory: ₦800k

Transport/logistics: ₦100k

Buffer/cash flow: ₦100k


How you make money

5–8% margin per turnover

2–3 turnovers per month


Monthly Profit

Conservative: ₦60k

Realistic: ₦80k–₦120k


Why this survives anything

People eat no matter who is president

No licensing wahala

Inflation actually helps margins if you restock fast


⚠️ Rule: DO NOT retail. Supply retailers.
Retailing will stress you.


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OPTION 2: POS + Bill Payment Hub (Still Works If Done Right)

Not the roadside POS that struggles — I mean strategic placement.

Setup Cost

POS machine + float: ₦600k–₦800k

Small kiosk/space: ₦100k

Backup cash: ₦100k


Daily Profit Target

₦3k–₦5k net


Monthly

₦90k–₦120k


Why it’s stable

Cash scarcity keeps POS alive

Politics doesn’t kill it

Works rain or sun


⚠️ Avoid overcrowded POS streets.
Put it near:

Markets

Bus stops

Schools

Estates with poor ATM access



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OPTION 3: Phone Accessories + Repairs (Recession-Proof)

People may not buy new phones, but they repair and protect old ones.

What to sell

Screen protectors

Chargers

Power banks

Earphones

Phone repairs (partner with a tech if you can’t fix)


Capital Use

Inventory: ₦700k

Simple shop/kiosk: ₦200k

Working cash: ₦100k


Monthly Profit

₦70k–₦120k


Why it survives

Phones are now “life tools”

Replacement beats upgrade during hardship



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OPTION 4: Transport-Linked Business (Not Owning a Car)

Instead of buying a car, control movement.

Example

Partner with dispatch riders

You fund bikes/logistics

Take fixed daily remittance


Setup

₦1m = 1 bike + working capital

Rider remits ₦2k–₦3k/day


Monthly

₦60k–₦90k


⚠️ Requires rider vetting and tracking discipline.


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OPTION 5: Hybrid Investment (Lower Stress, Slower Start)

If you want less physical stress:

Structure

₦600k → high-interest savings / treasury-backed products

₦400k → small trading (food or POS)


Result

Investment interest: ₦20k–₦30k

Business profit: ₦50k–₦70k

Total: ₦80k+


This is how smart people sleep better.


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What I Would NOT Recommend

❌ Pure crypto
❌ Forex “account managers”
❌ Agriculture without direct control
❌ Betting-related businesses
❌ Anything depending on government contracts


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The Most Important Question (Answer Honestly)

To guide you properly, I need to know:

1. Which state/city are you in? (markets differ)


2. Do you want:

Hands-on business

Semi-passive



3. Are you okay managing people, or do you prefer systems?



Reply with these 3 answers and I’ll give you ONE exact plan, step-by-step, using your ₦1m — no theory.

You’re not late. You just need a stable base now.

Bro just get mind quote chatgpt for me...

Thanks all the same.

What business or investment can I make with 1 million naira that can be giving me 80k profit every month.

Whether rainy season or sunny season, whether tinubu and trump fights or not.


One of the businesses I was doing before is facing extinction as state governments are now enacting laws to frustrate me.


I need another source of income that will replace that one.


Please help

Look. I have talked about it many times but some people still don't want to hear.

Getting on YouTube is one of the best decisions you can ever make if you are living in Africa and you are from a poor background.

Forget the stories you hear about the difficulty in getting views and engagement.


That is because they post videos that the algorithm finds difficult to recommend.


There are some names you mention in you video and it automatically becomes a hit any time any day.

Example, make a video about Christiano Ronaldo and the video will automatically push you beyond boundaries.

I recently tried this on a new YouTube channel and I instantly got 20 subscribers and over 1k views.

That was a very new channel.

If you want to learn more, comment following and I'll drop part 2.

PeterObiGuy:
Out of 36 different States in Nigeria why you decide to use my State for the example

@General Ditari

Your state decided to be available for the hexperiment

Our 36 states have no governors.


Our 36 states just have a capital. Aso rock.

If the president wakes up on the wrong side on the bed one morning, the governor of Bayelsa can be suspended.

We knew this is how the president operates. We have been seeing it with Lagos. We never thought he would brandish his signature on a Niger Delta state.


Here is my plan. If you go through my previous topics, you will see the one Abel Damina sent a strong message to the president.


Watch it and know which state will be coming next.

Closed. I have gotten 2 candidates already. Thanks for applying

samuelson06:
Best in terms of continuing in the same niche? Or can I change niche?

Does the algo gets confused moving from one niche to another on the same channel?

You can change niche. The algorithm will reset in a few weeks. If you bombard it with at least 5 contents per week.

I'll soon be joining you once YouTube pays me a heavy cash out

samuelson06:
I like the encouragement. How long do you think it can take a channel in a non-trendy niche to pick up?

Everything depends on you.

It can take 5 years or 5 weeks.

You can make any niche blow up. If you know how to tell stories.

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You tried to email me. But I can't respond to that email.
What ever you have to say, say it here or check my profile.

samuelson06:
Started and abandoned it.

Go back to it


That's even the best channel especially if you abandoned it for over a year

ahmedio2017:
Like raising birds?

People like stories. Make sure you are telling a story. Whether you are raising birds or washing clothes.

ahmedio2017:
I have an account already

Good. Create content and post.
But first of all, make sure the content you want to create is what people want to watch.

ahmedio2017:
Ok how do we monetize YouTube channel

First things first.
Open the account and start creating content.

Worry about building an audience first

Emmy000seun:
How do I open a YouTube channel?? Because I have a profession (car painting) that I can be posting the videos for people to have a full knowledge of how to do some little work on their car without visiting the workshop..

Sorry for the late response. Just go on YouTube and ask how to open a YouTube channel.

Emmy000seun:
How do I open a YouTube channel?? Because I have a profession (car painting) that I can be posting the videos for people to have a full knowledge of how to do some little work on their car without visiting the workshop..

Do you have a Gmail account?
I assume you do.
Just head over to the YouTube app.

If you are using a mobile device, check the top corners or bottom corners for a profile icon.

You can take it from there.


But if you still don't understand, just type in your Google search bar, or YouTube search bar or in your chatgpt.


How to open a YouTube channel.

Kudducini:
I have one already, and I'll start fully soon but mehn

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Embrace MTN night plan if you are data sensitive.

I use MTN night plan sometimes when I'm out of cash