₦airaland Forum

DevilishMan:
Bye, fool.
Stop posting false tales to make FP.

Lol. Stop the name calling and act responsibly. You know I don't owe you any gist. I can give u all the details, but I have to know you are gonna use it to bring me some justice.

DevilishMan:
Give me the division where this happened.
I need more details of your torture. Don't hold back.

Hahahaha. Maybe as a human rights activist that you are, you will sue the officer for me right?

obiekunie01:
look at the modification i did on your post and modify your write-up so it doesn't sound very insulting to the officer.

Please do it right away before it gets to front page.

Yes officer

HopeSpencer:
Those who get to this level in police force already had academic degrees before joining the police and some never got to stopping vehicles on the roads.

That's why you will likely find humane persons among top ranks. You see those that spent 30 years in the force before becoming ASP, they have frustrated a lot of road users, arrested passersby in the streets without any offence (I was a victim of this), used their uniforms to harrass those dating their babes etc. If those in these categories become a commissioner, expect armed robbers sending you messages with their full pictures attached.

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This man spoke like an educated person. I have never imagined a police officer could be that good (no thanks to nollywood and social media rants).

He told the officers to get me a chair to sit (can u imagine that). He spoke to the barrister for some minutes before attending to me, and all I can say is that the man knows his job. He was even giving instructions to some officers on the fone to respect every suspects rights.

Do you know that as the ipo was taking me to see the commissioner he was threatening me not to tell the man that I was beaten if I was asked.

seborrhic:
You ended up showing how low the Nigerian police is and has been.
That a state police commissioner would have to interrogate you personally for an alleged crime that is even a civil matter,is just so indicting and clownish of the police that I would have dismissed it as one of those fake stories.
Commissioner of police of a state that would be so busy attending to issues from various state commands,police headquarters and state goverment and delegating officers under him to carry out various duties and functions,invites you for interrogation in his office!
Oh my God!
He doesn't even know his job or so poorly trained that he has no idea what the role of a state commissioner of police is!!

This does not happen every day comrade. I believe it was God cos normally as you have pointed out, the man would be busy on a normal day.

Let me tell you how it happened.

First, the case was handled by the anti kidnapping squad. (can you imagine that. Instead of dealing with kidnapping matters, they are solving debt issue)

The commissioner came to the kidnapping unit for some reasons I do not know. Every one there (about 11 suspects) looked like hardened criminals. I was the only one like a gentleman. (thank God I cut my dreads).

When he saw how innocent I looked, he told the ipo to bring me to his office.

I didn't even know he was the commissioner despite how everyone stood at attention in his presence. I was thinking he was maybe a dpo or something else.

Entering his office was when I realised he was d commissioner. Before I could see his portrait on d wall, one barrister who was there for one of the kidnap suspects came in and called him Mr. Commissioner.

Isokiscool:
Op since u are very civil,educated,smart and more intelligent than those officers u called touts,slowpoke and agberos,when next police recruitment form is out make sure u pick up the form and be a policeman u wish for

Since you know how to put words together to form a sentence, maybe you should create your own thread and detail your own experiences let others comment.

DevilishMan:
Give me full details on this.

Comrade. I was beaten like a common thief. The ipo was saying that until blood comes out from my ears, he won't stop punching my ears except I give up the location of the contractor.

CodeTemplar:
Such cases is 2 or 3 in a hundred at most.

For real?

I recently had a business deal go South and millions of naira went down the drain. A contractor I had brought on board for a project had absconded with money, and my partner's felt since I contracted him, I must have been aware of the move, especially as I did not file any report to the police.

I was arrested on Monday and taken to the station for questioning(actually the police head quarters in the state). The police can be so brutal when interrogating (that's a story for another day).

I was later taken to the office of the commissioner of police for the state.

You would not believe my disappointment. I was expecting to see an agile, fit athletic man that can run around, draw out his fire arm to engage in any hostile situation. (too many Hollywood movies right!)

Anyways, I saw one fat, pot bellied, more of a politician looking man. He was relaxed on his somewhat of a rocking chair.

To be honest, I was not expecting much from him (I had judged the book by the cover).

He interviewed me for less than 10 minutes, but his wisdom in those few minutes could be likened to that of King Solomon in the Bible.

What the man lacked in looks and physique, he made up for it in his head.

I then realised that maybe he climbed to that position using more of his brains to solve cases than muscles.

I was really impressed with his judgment. To cut the long story short, I was released on bail. I'm to report back at the station on Friday to see how the case will proceed.

I can tell you that in that station, only the commissioner was civil, well mannered, respectful, lawful. Infact he is the embodiment of what the police force should be.

My question is this. How can such a commissioner be heading touts, imbeciles, uneducated morons parading in uniforms? Don't we have people like the commissioner who can be at the lower ranks?

Let me end here for now. Share your own encounter with any commissioner or police officer.

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Ogbuefi and ogbueli are two igbo names that I am curious to know about. What is the difference.
Also ifunaya and ihunaya
Also emeka and amaka

Everyone here did not get what the op did there. But it understandable since we live in a society where fraud is celebrated and not education.

For those asking where I sell it, I cannot divulge such information. I'm sorry. You just have to do your research.

The buyers are not much in Nigeria. I won't give you my buyers.

Many years ago, 2016 to be precise (not too far back right?) I used to write short stories and sell them online. There were few buyers then, and even fewer now. I would sell a short story of 8k word for 10k in naira.

It was such a big deal to me then. Normally it took a month for the manuscripts to be vetted. After getting paid, I would blow the money up on a ponzi scheme. When it got exhausted, I would write again.

After making about 500k, I started writing rubbish and my works started getting rejected. I even had to negotiate to be paid lesser for the rejected manuscripts.

All that is in the past now as I gave up on the gig.
I started making money from betting and other avenues. I went into farming as well.

Then some weeks ago, I decided to use chat gpt to write a short story and see how effective it could be. (you all know the hype na. I just wanted to see if the AI matched the hype).

I must confess, at first I didn't know how to feed it with the right prompts. It was giving me garbage. Then I went on youtube and learnt how to feed chat gpt with the right prompts. That was a game changer.

I went back to chat gpt and it generated 7 amazing short stories between 8k and 10k words. I quickly reached out to one of my old buyers. Bad news, he is now into politics. I called another buyer, I didn't tell her it was me cos I scammed her the last time we did business ( and I'm not proud of it. Looking back I wish I never scammed her). She asked to see the manuscripts and I sent her 5.

Just yesterday she sent me 100k for the 5. Manuscripts are now 20k, no longer 10k.

The remaining 2 books are very interesting. I want to sell them on amazon kdp.

The 100k I made from the other books, I will use it to promote and advertise these 2 books. Wish me well.

#beggersKeepOff

Nlfpmod

staga:
Agrited was sold for N630 a few weeks ago. Price oscillates a lot according to season.

Wow.

Aladdin1:
See idiot wey dey call persin olodo.with your bombastic English wey dey make persin purge. i say you be foolish fool! say yes sir!.

Ur mama born goat feel say na pikin she born. Ur father wasted his watery sperm on that mad woman u call a mother

One of my extended family member dropped a business proposal for me some weeks ago. It is about broiler business.

I used to be involved in farming b4 I ventured into other things. I still admire farming and would possibly try it out later in future.

My extended family member put in the proposal that day old chicks are 700 naira each.



Abeg any body in the house to confirm this price?

leroi01:
Get something nice for your grañny . She just saved your life.

And be more sensitive. Life Is more than peppersoup and alcohol.

U be real nigga

Aladdin1:
You go thru skool,school no go thru u.so na that derogatory metaphor of a "witch" naim you see take describe your grandmother wey save your nasty life from iminent death? you no see prophet,life saver or angel to use? my dear something is wrong with you!.

You didn't go through school. School went through you.

Na certified olodo you be.

pendusky:
So my brother and I were in school together, dude is renowned mc for campus, one hot girl for campus had a rich bf and that day was her bday, so she paid my bro to MC the bday.

Mom called that evening, I thought it was just a normal checking up on you guys call.

...."take care of your self and your brother" she concluded... Okay ma, thank you bye, I replied, I almost hanged up the call, she said, wait, where do you guys want to go this evening?... eeerrrrm, birthday party mom, I told her ooh. She said you guys should not go out tonight, do you hear me? I said yes ma. She ended the
Call...

I told my bro what mom said, dude was like, eeeh, I don chop part payment finish Na... 7pm dude left for bday at one popular lounge along school road... Me don enter bed sleep ooh.

He was supposed to come back at night, I woke up past 12am to read, I didn't see my bro, called him, his phone was switched off.. my heart was beating faster... I didn't sleep till morning, about 6:30am dude came in and told him fight broke out between two cult groups, sars came in, he was lucky to ran inside bush to hide, dude slept for bush till day break..

So was thinking,what if ??

Also, one time I wanted to travel very early to school... This lady requested I wait for her at park so she will send something to her brother through me, first bus was almost full, I was angry... By the time she arrived, first bus had left, she apologized though, I was calm... I used the second bus, and lo and behold we met the bus along the road, they had accident
😭😭😭😭 some people died..

Sometimes things like these happened to take us out of pending disasters.

Correct.

ThatrealestApex:
I miss 2 minutes ago, when I never knew this rubbish you typed up here existed

See u. What were u expecting?

Hello everyone I never believed witches existed until day before yesterday.

A friend of mine just opened a lounge recently, so on Monday 17th of this month, myself and a few friends went there to patronize him.

Around 7pm when we just arrived, my grandmother called me. She said I should come to her place immediately.

I tried asking her what the problem was, but as usual she shouted and ordered me to arrive her place immediately.

I was disgruntled. I was upset. Heck I was maddddddd.
Just when the fun was about to begin, this woman comes up with this stunt?

I excused myself and ordered a bolt (I never get car).


45 minutes later, I was at my grandma's place.

She smiled at me, called her house keeper to get me some cat fish pepper soup.

She brought out 100 dollar bill and asked me how much d black market exchange rate is. (one of my cousins came back to Nigeria and had given her about 500 dollars last Christmas. This is the first time she wants to spend part of the money. Stingy woman)

This woman dey craze o. So na to ask me about exchange rate make her call me? I just answer her straight say na 500 Naira. At least for distracting me I go collect like 20k for her hand.


She just started laughing. Bobo so you want to do ur granny 419? Dollar is 800 naira na.

See this woman o. In fact I don't have d energy to argue with you. Just gv Me d money and anything that I gv u, u go take.

While I was still angry, I got a phone call from one of my guys. They had just been robbed.

What? I was shocked. You don't mean it. One of my gee was even stabbed.



Ladies and gentlemen that was how I escaped a robbery attack.

Now tell me that my grandma is not a witch.

Crieff:
You can't even spell your website correctly.

Me sef I tire for all these bloggers.

There is one guy I have on my whatapp. He keeps posting some pips and the profits he makes at the end of the day.

He says he owns a group where he shares signals. The cost is 30k. I am on the verge of paying for the signals.

I just want the crypto lords in the house to give me heads up if na wash

Dizzyyish:
No normally when a man buys something of substantial worth for a woman, he should buy it in his name.

High-end phone, car, shop, house - na your name suppose dey those receipts/documents, so when that spirit of mumuness possess her you will do the needful.

Women sef rarely write their husband's name as Next of Kin let alone buy property in his name so men are wising up.

Abi

This Hakimi's story is Heating up everywhere. I am seriously considering this move. Just that my mum is late.

Sirchiboy:
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Nice one.
I am a graduate.
38 years and I have been jobless for years.
What business can start with 200k with store

You are asking the wrong questions. I will soon do a post that will show you how to ask the right questions

Keep it coming. We launch on Wednesday

Wow. Lots of people are joining the business school. What are you waiting for? It's free