₦airaland Forum

THE TWO POINTS I WANT US TO CONSIDER ARE;-
1.."(This clever ruse allowed her to steal all the money sprayed on the couple) Curious based on my observation as a DJ that has played in alot of occasions including wedding,unknown person no dey cum pick money,mostly naw the wife younger sista or very close padi,not jus anyhow person wey claim to be event planner,diz mata no clear

2... (and even swipe the bride’s phone.)...Naw diz one me no cum understand wella,shey d groom and bride carry phone enta reception hall,juz hearing about diz for the first time....

Which Eva way hope av been able to convince & not confuse you all dat the lady really play dem street if no b jazz she use

IN AFRICAN CHINA VOICE:- Food no dey,water no dey,shey naw sex wan cum dey man head,must it be SEX SEX SEX & SEX

The police came to NLC headquarter to arrest an international terrorist,naw interpol give dem the Intel or what?

They cloned the first key...,you changed it,they cloned it again....baba something is not right here,am not saying they re too young or your story is false...,But me no get something for diz story

FelicisFelix:
Good morning. Happy Sunday. Please can you spare me 2k for feeding today. I honestly can't afford it for myself please?

Drop it

legitnow1:
ANYBODY CAN OPPRESS NIGERIANS, BECAUSE NIGERIA PUT STUPIDITY ON DISPLAY.


IF U DONT LET PEOPLE KNOW YOUR STUPID, WILL THEY OPPRESS U?


HOW CAN INEC COME ON INTERNATIONAL MEDIA TO CONFIRM WHAT THE WORLD SAY NIGERIA ARE BAD, EVEN INVOLVING SHOUTING MATCH WITH DINO OVER FRAUD?


WHO WILL RESPECT U?



THAT IS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NIGERIA AND THAT IS WHAT U SHOW THEM.

Certain times I blame our media...,but 100% blame is a portion to the government, esp the grassroot

Coolboy009:
Tinubu came and removed the subsidy without a proper plan, which worsened the Economic situation.

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It just baffles me,cus during GEJ he was among those that kicked against removal of fuel subsidy ...Most of our leaders just came in through god fatherism to feed themselves,families and their sponsors

caye:
Plus, kindly link me to the webpage , and what happened.

The guy wanted to learn yahoo, but was instead used for human rituals?

What exactly is wrong with us

Not on the web,it happened close to where me work I knew the both guys cus I was working as a clubDj and the guys always frequent the hotel bar,eida to take some drink,watch match, relax,lodge with hookup or juz eat and go

just2endowed:
yes it take a lot of energy from the fish to generate energy. for small fish the eel want to eat generate little electricity but if the eel is facing bigger threat that can lead to death, it will unleash the highest electricity its body can generate,

For the people that have catch the eel for food, said the fish is almost tasteless as its not edible for consumption.

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Something wey dey generate electricity, how u want make e taste before,I watched a documentary where it almost roast a big crocodile to death,imagine something that small producing such amount of electrical discharge that makes a full grown man to faint... Pple dey chop sha

blacknp:
APC lost in Bauchi State, big deal indeed.

Pdp and LP are coming to save you in the zoo.

Imagine the ruling party losing and you say it isn't a big deal,I really don't care if its juz in a single ward,WIN naw WIN...,if I may ask what zoo,u talking about ??

The only thing c'mon is almost all of dem don Japa...,e cum be lyk say naw d bad ones remain for here to be govern by bad government,who knows nothing else than how to CHOP our national cake and claim all constituency dividens to dem and extended families..., So once d coast clear for u biko japa •°•°•°•°•°

A whole white man shi black man from Nigeria,that's an abomination but we will forgive him,let him learn from his mistake

For ward?.....I really don't understand,but the koko b say who dem cum vote for,LP get doings for that area,even without fielding anybody dem still win,as in shey naw ghost go cum rule dem (GHOST COUNCILLOR) anyway pdp wey win based on d mata came 2nd with juz titili gap,who epp me see watin APC score as vote,with what's going on APC will only win votes based on rigging,even the foolish ones among us dat voted for APC then,shege don dey make dem wise.

It pains me that's my state,and the government in collaboration with other major security players ren't ready to do anything cus dem all re benefiting from it,all it will take the president is to issue an order to the governor,then from the governor to all security heads in the state (threaten dem all with sack) you can't be heading an office that's not yielding any fruit, same complain every day/week and you are collectin salary and oda allowances, without doing your job,no naw e no suppose b lyk that.The oda day a pos operator was killed,a police officer killer with numerous military men been wasted and u guys re happy?....
I don't really know much about politics (cus been an x boy and barry boi naw only military Patten of doing things me sabi) WHAT OF OBI ADDRESS THIS ISSUE & LOOK FOR WAYS TO SOLVE IT,@LEAST TO SECURE ANODA POINT, naw ask me ask ooo

What if this BRT buses start moving with two armed policemen any okada wey you see for brt,juz jam am comot,(I know it doesn't work diz way) cus two wrong can't make a right

Then we be dey hear naw village gals way pure pass,u go hear flex city babes,then go village go get wife materia..., but now a days even inside "house of God",God no dey deir house...Even ladies for seminary dey vex go deir papa hus

The sweetest money to chop naw federal government cash and easiest money to hold naw government cash, constituency money,project peddling and hiking,imagine project of 3million was dem go say make the person write 30million....U don Eva hear of any naija politician wey poor,10years afta leaving office diz pple still gather enough

It only uses the electric or rather activate it,when its under pressure to run away from harm...in a nutshell naw the electric power God give am to use am defend itself from intruders & its predators...,No b say the fish dey carry am waka up & down.

I no blame am

Instead of telling someone "E NO GO BETA FOR YOU or MAY GOD PUNISH YOU"......


Jejely tell the person May God Of Nigeria Locate You,or May Nigeria Do You & Your Family

Just lyk the incident that gwan early diz year,the paya go HK to learn street hustle..., las las BOSS MAN use am run science.

Google the word "LiGER"........



The liger is a hybrid cross between a male lion (Panthera leo) and a female tiger (Panthera tigris). It is the largest of all the big cat hybrids and can weigh up to 900 pounds (400 kg). Here are some interesting facts about ligers:

1. *Size*: Ligers are larger than either lions or tigers, with males reaching lengths of up to 12 feet (3.6 meters) and weighing up to 900 pounds.

2. *Appearance*: Ligers have a lion-like appearance with a tiger-like stripe pattern.

3. *Habitat*: Ligers are not found in the wild, as they are a product of artificial insemination or captive breeding programs.

4. *Lifespan*: Ligers can live up to 20 years in captivity.

5. *Diet*: Ligers are carnivores and feed on large ungulates, like deer and wild boar.

6. *Behavior*: Ligers are known for their intelligence, playfulness, and social nature.

7. *Reproduction*: Female ligers are fertile and can produce offspring, but males are usually sterile.

8. *Conservation status*: Ligers are not recognized as a distinct species and are not protected by conservation laws.

CALM DOWN .......NOW READ THIS NEXT POST...

The reason why the man was kinda able to tame doz animals was cuz ....read nø6 "PLAYFULNESS

We really don't know what transpire as in the genesis of the problem..., but I will allow the government to fite for their thing and demself...,but doz immigration officers naw ode & ote main boi,imagine what dey were even doing,pple wey suppose drag her,arrest her with cuff...,Anyway I don't blame dem,majority of dem no even know any law govering deir job,so I REST my CASE.

Man arrested in Kano for producing Russian flags doesn?t know how to handle a sewing machine ? Family claims
The family of a 21-year-old ‘tailor’, Ahmad Yusuf Muhammad, who was arrested in Kano for allegedly producing Russian flags has said that he doesn't know how to handle a sewing machine.

The Department of State Services (DSS) arrested Ahmad and some other tailors suspected to be mass-producing the Russian flags that were displayed by protesters during the nationwide #EndBadGovernance protests.

Speaking with Daily Trust, Ahmad’s brother, Nasiru Yusuf Muhammad, said his brother was never a tailor and has never handled a sewing machine

“He is my biological brother, he was arrested because they said he was the one sewing the Russian flag. I want to clarify that he was never a tailor, he had never been and doesn’t even know how to handle a sewing machine,” Nasiru said.

"He just became a victim because he was never arrested by any security operative, we (the family) are suspecting because of trauma or being frightened he has said something that implicates himself

“He is a used water sachet recycling dealer, we are all into it, he directly works under me, that’s our business. He was never a tailor. Even the sewing machine that was said to be his was not his own and was not picked in our house. It was in a neighbour’s house and the owner has since run away

“The flag was not even in his custody. Ahmad had not participated in protest and did not raise any flag. We had cautioned him and he listened."

Nasiru, therefore, called on the security agencies and concerned authorities to investigate the case carefully and do justice to everyone

"We are appealing to the concerned authorities to please look critically into this issue and release him. He was not a tailor and has not committed the offense he is being held for,” he added.

MAKE THE GODS FITE FOR THEMSELF & DEFEND THEIR TERRITORY

Cum to Apapa we have one there already

Next tym invite her to your huz,or u guys have the date inside the church or veranda of a mosque building.... Some ladies poverty level old pass Ethiopia

Did dey juz join the protest as fun...,If things were OK,u think majority of dem will still be there,even the ones dere,dere daily bread haz reduced cus 'SHEBI NAE WEN YOU CHOP BELLEFUL & FOOD STILL PLENTY WEY REMAIN BEFORE YOU GO GET LEFT OVER"

Naija & Rice

If naija mata never tire you,then you are not a patriotic Nigeria....I REST MY CASE.

Una dey whyn us?.....

Jesus and discipline of old didn't request for pole's faith & believe before healing non performing miracle on dem.

What gwan to nairaland yesterday... That's my concern,cus I couldn't log in yesterday