₦airaland Forum

For street wey dem no fit takia of,anyway naw Muslim own worst pass,esp dat alaba rago road on Fridays, dem go juz block everywhere..., make government self do something

Wen church still dey shak me pass shakiru...doz days for PRAYER CITY,I juz pray,make DAT zeal of church going cum back, even cross over me no go again for more than 7-8yrs

Did he force them to kneel down,why dem no run,why didn't dem protest against it,dey all knelt down to collect the holy flogging

Naija man need to first preserve his stomach before anything

Damage control.....what I see there is just a father trying to control or shebi naw tame his over zealous child in front of visitors......Anyway dem go don threaten d mata,but we all no really know the genesis of watin happen before dat slap & public humiliation,but just imagine say naw California governor try dat thing....,it's well in NAIJA just have money & power,you can even slap a police man on duty,call him superior dem go tell u thank you,still gather cum visit you for office

Majority of una juz dey talk trash & jargons none of you knew what lead him to diz,even d poster self no get any clue,una juz dey say hardship,rich man pikin self dey commit suicide, something 2015 a young man in my hood drank sniper cus of woman,anyway una dey yarn say naw hardship cuz of say naw man,if naw woman. Nkor

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This one dey find watin him go use trend....abeg get diz post out of here

Make I epp dad go pick him Lexus from mechanic,naw so police take stop me...,I no even follow dem drag,I first use WhatsApp drop info give my dad,baba jus call my elder broda wey be capt for navy cus naw for Alakija d trash happen close to navy town,few mins I fake call telling my "unknower" to bring my ATM that I want to withdraw & settle the police pple cus I don't want issue with them,15mins later my elder broda show up with him three friends (one captain two commander) E shock the inspector & him boiz,the rest incident sweet me die,the sergeant chop beta slap,imagine slap wey make police gun fall...No pray make NAIJA police catch u as bush meat,dem fit wan arrest u for looking handsome or not even having an Android phone

In Nigeria we are so hearted heartless,nothing dey move us,person go organise wake keeping for him dead parents or relative,still find time to smoke ND eat with friends on same day & venue.

Anyway in a sane country heads go don dey roll,pple go don dey collect sack letter & quit deir jobs with resignation letter,some go don dey front of panels dey answa questns & query with tears,but over here in my kwatry,nothin dey happen,las las we count our losses & move on

Any NAIJA politician hand clean?

My younger days I dey keep long finger nails...,my jss1-3 class gals dey lyk use am play with my God given sporting waves,.......but as I start begin get girl friend & fvck mate after junior waec...,to avoid injuring my sex mate during sex ND pre-intimacy I just jejely visit my elder sister for her saloon to trim d nails...

SOME PEOPLE NATURALLY GET STRONG & LONG NAILS

Some pple just read headings & start commenting jargons,esp all diz half baked scholars wey dere oly achievement naw fasil omaradeen community high school.

Jungle justice isn't ok in a sane country,but if diz pple catch u ONE on ONE...,body go tell u,dem fit no even allow u escape without hurtin u beyond repair & corrective surgery

Best with Ijebu garri

With money & science much things re possible..., if barren woman go fit get pikin without getting pregnant and shatta bundle go fit get teeth and fine small (resemble Rema) then science and technology beta pass religion

A street urchins what you expect,...anyway watch out for his latest single title #bikerman...,with "MY BIKE MAN WAN STEAL MY PHONE,I BEAT AM WOTOPORIOUSLY FOR STREET" as lyrics for the forthcumin song

This YEYE content creator,I really can't remember her page name on Facebook,but I think Ada***** she's always talking about dick & pussy & knacking,nothing good to learn from her page...,Anyway las las persn dey wey go marry her .....(A VERY RESPONSIBLE JOBLESS SIMP)

With all diz miracles and yet naija go still beta one day, am juz confused and lost

Gbese re ooo according to Lilkesh .....

Indabosky power self no fit bail the okada rdyer

With money,power,connections & pple in topshot nor helms of affairs... You are not only immune to the law,but also invisible to any nonsense and with pastor or Alfa backings even spiritual powers no go near you

Shey u juz gather around dey collect news of cult clash,from Lagos(ijanikin) to IMO state,abia,Ogun and oda states...NAwa ooo.... Or shey u juz imagine all doz things from ur brain ...just like in nollywood

In naija anything here is possible, from prison to aso-rock,from drug baron to C-in-C,diz one from robber & gangstar to minister..., But diz one is beta than our repentant bokoharam dem

Shebi naw cleric civilian like am...,shey d oda day an Oba gave a traffic police officer,beta slap,even the touts hailing him wanted to double the slap,but luckily for the traffic warden,the oba juz told dem to stop.

Just imagine say the hotel dey close to doz cadets base or even if naw same local government area or next local government, I swear by now,naw Watin happen for 1864BC for happen again,cuz doz military boiz go carry the entire hotel building go keep for sambisa forest,unless if the owner naw snr military officer.

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE AGREEMENT PLEASE GATHER HERE FOR URGENT MEETING

If the pope no hear about doz fadaz wey dey sexually molest altar boiz,then he's free...
But if truly he's in support of same sex marriage, then make THUNDER FIRE AM....I know no man is without sin,but make una no tell me say the Pope naw HOLINESS

Once you re a president of Nigeria automatically the chance of you bcuming ECOWAS president is more than 95%...,but criously I don't undastand how Tinubu was reelected abeg shey diz pple dey collect brown envelop or something fishy is really going on,abeg how dem take dey choice president of diz ECOWAS whateva,cus I wan check something

I NO GO SHOCK ME IF DEM JOIN AM FOR ONE MILITARY CONVOC,AND WE THE VEHICLES DON RETIRE,NAW EIDA CARRY AM CUM STATION DASH DPO OR SELL THE PARTS AS SCRAB...,BUT E FIT STILL NO SHOCK ME SAY AFTA 3-4 MONTHS ANY OF DOZ VEHICLE FIT DEY MISS FOR STATION.....NAIJA NAW CRUISE,BUT LAS LAS WE GO DEY ALRIGHT

NAW NAIJA WE DEY ANYTHING GOES,BUT LAS LAS WE GO DEY ALRIGHT

Beating don make am humble, security man wey thief car under him care,just like our police men killing,shooting and robbing citizens put unda deir care by oath of service

IF DEY THINK DEY CAN SURVIVE ON THER OWN WITHOUT ECOWAS, ABEG ALLOW DEM REST,SHEBI NAW COUP BRING DEM CUM,LAS LAS NAW ANODA COUP GO STILL CARRY DEM GO,EVEN IF THERE PEOPLE BACK ND CARRY DEM,ONE MISTAKE ALL THEIR 99% GOOD DEEDS GO COLLAPSE IN A SECS...,I JUS PRAY MAKE US NO REASON DEM FOR ANY REASON,FRANCE SELF DON TOO OPPRESS DEM JARE....LAS LAS ALL OF US GO DEY OK