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PoliticsGeorge Weah Crowned President In Monrovia by Uchamichael888(op): 6:27pm On Dec 28, 2017
Liberia’s George Weah was being hailed as president before official run-off election results were announced on Thursday (December 28).

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BusinessThe Centeral Bank Of Nigeria Targets Single Digit Inflation Rate. by Uchamichael888(op): 10:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
CBN had a prediction that inflation rate will fall to a single digit by the middle of next year 2018. 

The CBN Governor, Mr. Godwin Emefiele said that there is hopefullnes and confidence that food prices will surely come down, and it will help to improve the reduction in core inflation.

Inflation rate has been a major reason for bank’s high monetary policy rate.

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CelebritiesCCTV Released By Davido From Night Of Tagbo’s Death. by Uchamichael888(op): 11:19am On Oct 30, 2017
Press Statement, CCTV released by Davido from Night of Tagbo’s Death.


Following the controversy over the death of Tagbo Umeike, who just passed on, pop singer Davido as promised, has released an official press statement debunking claims that he told his driver and friends to “dump” Tagbo’s body.

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Technology MarketHow To Rewind And Couple A Primary Coil Of A Transformer. by Uchamichael888(op): 11:01am On Oct 30, 2017
How to rewind and couple a primary coil of a transformer.

Step down transformer is a type transformer used by the public.  Transformer is of different types and different KVA Ranging from 50,100, 200,500, 750, 1000 KVA, 2.5MVA, 7.5

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Music/RadioAsanwa By The Most Incredible D.J T.G by Uchamichael888(op): 10:44am On Oct 30, 2017
The most incredible DJ the best DJ in Town DJ T.G, has come back with another credible Hit Titled ASANWA ft Henry x Frank Cee.

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SportsFIFA Best Awards by Uchamichael888(op): 9:40am On Oct 30, 2017
FIFA Best Awards: Christianity Ronaldo won the best player of the year award.

As expected, the Real Madrid and Portugal forward Cristiano Ronaldo has been named as the FIFA Best Player of the Year for the second year running. The Portuguese superstar enjoyed yet another terrific season where he was integral in ensuring Real Madrid won the Champions League for two successive years.

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SportsAnthony Joshua V Carlos Takam At The Heavyweight Championship. by Uchamichael888(op): 10:13pm On Oct 29, 2017
Anthony Joshua v Carlos Takam had there last match yesterday night at 10:00 pm.


All Nigerian stayed stuck to there Television as Joshua and Carlos are about to enter the ring.

The NTA showed the match live while every Nigerian are at their various sitting rooms to watch the Live match as it was said and advertised earlier by NTA which was scheduled by 10 pm.

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PoliticsPresident Mohamadu Buhari Apologizes Over Cancelling Eating Food Together With T by Uchamichael888(op): 6:36pm On Oct 27, 2017
President Mohammadu Buhari Apologises Over Cancelling Eating Food (Dinner) With The Lawmakers. 

[url=hiationbase.com]President Buhari has mad[/url]e his apology to the leadership of the National Assembly over the cancellation of the already planned dinner with the lawmakers in the State House.

The President Mohammadu Buhari was to host the lawmakers for a dinner at the new Banquet Hall of the State House, Abuja, yesterday been Thursday 26th

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Jokes EtcMe And The Big Snake by Uchamichael888(op): 2:34pm On Oct 14, 2017
TRUE STORY OF ME AND WHY I HATE NIGERIAN NEPA!!!
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I was in my Room jejely oh last night when my Neighbor started screem help help Snake,then i ran with a strong Wood on my hand to kill the Snake,when i got there behold a #Big_Snake in her sitting room,bot me and my 12Neighbor's came to kill the big Snake.
When we saw the big Snake we all were busy shouting today is your End you witch Snake
I first of all raised my own wood to hit the Snake when the Snake turned and faced us with Red eye on us
i then said IF I COUNT to 3 LET US HIT THE SNAKE AT ONCE
which we all agreed i counted 123 go then the NEPA took off the LIGHT
we all started screeming in the Dark because the Door was closs no way to run outside and the snake was still inside the sitting Room
We Nearly Killed Our Selves
WHEN SOMEONE TUCHIES YOU,YOU'll HIT HIM thinking it was the Snake
AS AM TALKING TO YOU NOW AM STILL IN THE HOSPITAL
because we all Injured our selves with the Wood instead of the Snake. Till now nobody have heard anything about the snake ...

I have stopped helping people o o!!!


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Jokes Etc6 Best Ways To Prevent Monkey Pox by Uchamichael888(op): 9:00pm On Oct 13, 2017
6 ways of preventing Monkey pox �

1. Avoid eating monkey banana
2. Be careful when crossing monkey bridge,( don't cross if you love your life)
3. For those of you that have monkey jacket, burn it immediately
4. For football lovers, avoid playing monkey post.. It's dangerous
5. Stop drinking monkey tail or coscorin.
Give monkey their space,,
6. Avoid davido song banana fall on u cause monkey loves banana

Good luck to you all... Nd happy weekend to my good people

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Jokes EtcMusa The Blocked Head.. by Uchamichael888(op): 1:44pm On Oct 12, 2017
When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yelled @
him, calling him a waste of product
& failure in life".....
One day, Musa's grandma came to
school to check how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life before; andadvised her to withdraw him frm school, because schooling for
Musa would be a total waste of time & money.
The grandma was
shocked @d teacher's comment
She withdrew her grandson from the school & relocated him to Maiduguri..
**** 25 years later**** The teacher was
diagnosed wit a cancer.
All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery & its only a
certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria(practicing In
Maiduguri) could perform dis procedure) wit no alternative, the
teacher agreed to have the surgery
. .Fortunately, It was successful. When she woke up some
hours after d surgery, she saw a handsome
young doctor
smiling down at her. She was on artificial
respiration from a
machine that provides her oxygen.
She wanted to thank him but could nt speak. She looked side ways and suddenly
began to express shock & her face started to turn
pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand &
tell d doctor somethin but couldn't talk. She struggled, she fought-hard but couldn't talk, then she died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what's
wrong.
Eventually, it was found out that it was Musa (working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected dthe teacher oxygen machine to connect his phone charger.
Lol
Wait ooooo... .. Don't tell me you thought
Musa became the doctor.....
If I hear.... This is not
Nollywood..... Ooooo
forget!!!' I said Musa don't know book, period!..
Lol...

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Jokes EtcMonkey Pox Wahala by Uchamichael888(op): 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2017
We survived chicken pox.
We survived measles.
We survived kwashiorkor.
We survived kro-kro!
We survived oko T-junction.
We survived bird flu.
We survived Ebola.
We survived Ghana/naija jollof war.
We survived Lassa fever.
We survived Oct 1 hate speech.
We survived Python Dance.
And now...
We are surviving HIV.
We are surviving malaria.
We are surviving recession.
We are surviving bad government.
We are surviving Lai Mohammed.
We are surviving buhari.
We are surviving NEPA.
We are surviving ASUU.
We are surviving Vic o.
We are surviving speed Darlington.
We are surviving boko haram.
We are surviving ipob...
SOMEONE SHOULD HELP ME TELL MONKEY POX
THAT HE ENTERED THE WRONG COUNTRY..
If we can survive and is still surviving all of
those..monkey pox is just an upcoming artist..

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Jokes EtcWho Can Run Faster....? by Uchamichael888(op): 2:04pm On Oct 03, 2017
A Lady with makeup
And a guy with dyed trousers
Who runs faster when it is about to Rainhuh?...��‍♀��

Question of the week...

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Jokes EtcNever Say That Woman Can Do What Man Does Again! by Uchamichael888(op): 1:57pm On Oct 03, 2017
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*But 2day to all the women who say they can do better of what a man do.*
*My question is*

Can you write your name with your urine while urinating?�����

Don't try it at all���������������������

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Jokes EtcDifference Between NIGERIA And USA Mothers by Uchamichael888(op): 12:27am On Sep 30, 2017
​SOMEWHERE IN USA​

​SON​: Mom, someone gave me chocolates today.
​MUM​: Wahoo, i hope you thanked him?
​SON​: Yes mum.���

​SOMEWHERE IN NIGERIA​

​SON​: Mom, someone gave me chocolate today.
​Mom screams​: Hiaaaaaaaaan!!! Who? Where? [slaps son] how many times [slaps son again] did i tell you not to [slaps son again] collect something from strangers. Now go and drink Anointing oil.
���� Good morning

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Jokes EtcHappy Indepence In Advance by Uchamichael888(op): 12:07am On Sep 30, 2017
guys I am very disappointed with you people and let me just warn you about this,I do give you all the respect you deserve but there are certain things I won't tolerate from you and I want to serve this as a warning to you before it gets out of hand.How can you go around telling everybody that I said Sunday is INDEPENDENCE? Haha...... Why are you scared.... Go on make other panic as i did to you now. Let me be the first to wish you��HAPPY INDEPENDENCE in advance (���)�
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Jokes EtcEvery Business Is Business by Uchamichael888(op): 11:50pm On Sep 29, 2017
Igbo men selling coffin be like
'"Oga this coffin na original"
2 minutes your mama don reach heaven..
The hustle is real
Proudly Igbo with no apology������
Confirmed Igbo boy...

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PoliticsEmerging Report Reveal Of Jonathan's Bad Mood. by Uchamichael888(op): 4:40pm On Sep 28, 2017
Emerging report, has revealed that everything is not well in the camp of former President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, as a Federal High Court in Lagos, on Wednesday, ordered for the interim forfeiture of an estate in Banana Island, reportedly owned by Diezani Alison-Madueke, former Minister of Petroleum.

The court also ordered the temporary seizure of $3.7 million, allegedly looted by the former Minister.

The order followed a suit filed by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, seeking forfeiture of the assets.

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Jokes EtcDon't Copy If You Cannot Paste Simple. by Uchamichael888(op): 4:17pm On Sep 28, 2017
An Inspirational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".
Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother". A big round of applause and laughter followed.
One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home. After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....
After a moment he tried to recall the second line......
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife.
MORAL LESSON: Don't copy if you cannot paste simple.

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Jokes EtcA Man Bought A Robot Car by Uchamichael888(op): 3:49pm On Sep 28, 2017
A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does everything he tells it to do correctly without any error
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. So one day, he......

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Foreign AffairsKenya Police Fire Tear Gas After A Woman Attacked At Election Meeting. by Uchamichael888(op): 3:25pm On Sep 28, 2017
Kenyan police in the western city of Kisumu fired tear gas and bullets in the air on Wednesday to disperse young men who broke into a hotel and beat women attending an election meeting, an officer said.

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CelebritiesChai!! See How Psquare And Their Elder Brother Attack Each Other Over A Letter. by Uchamichael888(op): 3:06pm On Sep 28, 2017
The fight was because of the termination letter that was issued on behalf of Peter Okoye, by the group’s legal council, Festus Keyamo.

The Okoye brothers reportedly went to the lawyer’s office to mediate the issue for a possible resolution, however, things took a different turn when a fight ensued between the three. For details and the
VIDEO its over here
http://hiationbase.com/2017/09/26/858/

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