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loricara:
op you need serious beating . how on earth would your gf who claim she loves you introduce you as a friend . man move on she seeing someone else perhaps who is better than you

u said it all,,that's y I bring up the issue here thank u

loricara:
this nonsense is from a Lady mtchew

I don't rili blame her,,see how confident she is by writing this rubbish down

Haniel18:
Two immature people. She introduce u as a friend, she definitely has a reason whether good or bad, she might lie. U should have left her be after she said no. Just discuss something else and make her feel better, she might give u a hot blowing sex later or she might nt cos she must be tired. For the fact she agreed to sleep over and still gave u mouth action den she loves u but was too tired for sex but u didn't understand becus u were angry. U better beg ur girl and act like a mature human being

go n rest plz...

Offpoint:
I no no wetin diz generation dey finger,
She give you finger finger, e no do you
She give you bres s#*k, e no reach you,
She lollipoped you, e still no do....
You say you must kerewawa...

leave dey poor girl alone





Oh ye child of this world, repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. repent

u holy pass

Haniel18:
Two immature people. She introduce u as a friend, she definitely has a reason whether good or bad, she might lie. U should have left her be after she said no. Just discuss something else and make her feel better, she might give u a hot blowing sex later or she might nt cos she must be tired. For the fact she agreed to sleep over and still gave u mouth action den she loves u but was too tired for sex but u didn't understand becus u were angry. U better beg ur girl and act like a mature human being

if dis Al u cn contribute den no wahala tank u

[quote author=Hillsabah18 post=77291058]She has met people who are improving her life.
Leave her alone. She's upgraded. Just pitied you to have spent time with you[/quot

I Wil just tk it like dis tnk u

Tallesty1:
She didn't allow you to insert your ATM card because she's either out of service or unable to dispense cash.

Or maybe the machine isn't loaded and you failed to load when she gave you access to the storage room(allowed you to finger).

You're supposed to load her until she will be the one to alert you that service has been restored but no, you were in a hurry to withdraw and go.


Just go and come back next time or go to another bank if you can't wait.


As for introducing you as a friend....


Two things are involved....


1. Maybe she has a boyfriend that is a friend to her room mate.


2. Maybe you're handsome and she doesn't trust her room mate.




How some of you summon courage to near pussy in this hot weather baffles me though.

hmmm ar u rili serious

dreamwords:
Op self u need make I tell u say she Don dey knack another guy

not far from d truth

anthonyuncle:
I don't think she sees u da same way u see her.
firstly, she introduced u as a friend, not her boyfriend. dz shows that she is building (or already having) a relationship with someone in that school environs & some persons their are aware.
secondly, if she really takes u as her boyfriend, she would've insisted u sleep at her lodge, instead of a hotel.
u self, u fall men hand, ur babe dey give u access limit & u dey try again. u supposed bone her as she no give u full access, sleep without sending her that night, leave very early da next day & focus on ur life

thank u...I regret dt too,,,cus I was thinking this is unlike me d nxt morning,, bt shud I call it a quit with her wts ur advice dts Al I need

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yes she asked a good question. Is it a must?

I hardly ask her for sex dts just a que I think she use in order to justify her actions

lakesguy:
very maddd

gerrahia

I go write in pidgin even though am nt good at it,,,plz read slowly...

for almost 1+ months me n my gf NVA get to see,,so I now plan say I go come visit her on her matric day for skul as I dy miss her,she even dey happy say I go come,so fast forward for her matric day,,,as we planned I come show,,I bought some provisions for her,, so when she come tk me to her Lodge,wat surprise me b say wen her room mate come ask her to do intro who I b for her,,dis girl come introduce me as a friend to her room mate oook,,shuoooo my head wan burst bt I maintain,even d food she later serve me I no come fit chop am,,so as time dy go I come tell her say I no go fit go today cus time is now against me so I go find hotel Lodge she said ok,,so wen I Lodge for hotel I told her she Wil go tmro dt only me no go sleep oo,,she said no prob so after we don enter room she took her bath n i also took mine,,,so we gist small n rest small join am,,na em I say mk I touch my babe since is almost one months plus we never got to see,,,shuoooo dis girl come refuse to do anytin wit me,,I come ask her wats d prob she said she has a reason den tel me d reason she tel me must she tel me,I tel her at this hot stage u go tel me,,bt at a point she allow me to finger her bt mk I insert my ATM she go refuse,, den at a point she no allow me to finger again bt I cn only suck her breast bt d sucking is nt a full time job,,so dis got me surprised n pisses me off,,,,so bfor u know she start behaving strange she Wil just Waka enter bathroom wash off den come bk for bed,,,so I just got tired leave her enter bathroom take my bath n sleep off,,so by 5am I wake up, dressing up to I've bt i come look her she come hold me I come pull off my dress thinking something go happen,,,bt yeah something happen ooo,,she give me a very good Mouth Action,,,bt wen I want to proceed she go block me,,, she is nt in her period oo...d thing come vex me I come leave n gave her transport money of #200 cus d hotel Is a bit far from her Lodge,,,,later in d day she call me n ask if is it a must sex must b involve Wen we ar together,,,, shuoooo I come b like for 1months plus we v nt been together u ar saying dis crap,,,infact I just wan call it a quit,,,,abeg wetin una think for dis my matter,, advice plz

biGDhAp:
you probably cant read pidgin.. thats all there is to it .. no dey form shit

tel am... she/he dy feel like Bruce Lee untop my matter

crackhouse:
The mama Wey born u will be regretting why she forgot to remind ur father to use condom that day.

same thing applies to u,,,,

Guest007:
Sorry, you have to speak English for us to understand you. I say YES to whatever you just asked for.

professor... go n rest

lenghtinny:
From the writeup, it seems sex is the only force of attraction that unites you guys.... Take that away and the relationship is nonexistent....

The only advice I can give you is to make hay while the sun shines.... You can start by monetizing those mind blowing sex on pornhub or xvideos.

I'm sure she won't object because she doesn't seem like someone with a mind of her own...

ikwusago gom,,,,(eng-------u don talk am finish)

mekus1011:
It's obviously fwb to her..I guess she has lost feelings for you. She only keeps coming back for the mind blowing sex, bruh. Just keep observing. You'll find out soon.

thanks bro....I Wil keep observing

tenmariner:
Bros, d tin be say dis babe like u but as she don enta imsu, another guy don deh give her attention.. Anoda level for dis mata be say, she fit deh busy as per say 100level fit deh somehow stressful..
But eh get one OT for person weh get babe for univasiti..
No get am for mind say dis babe fit deh do yes sir yes sir for u again..anoda tin b say, put fence for your mind for Congo mata as she fit deh collect from lamata men at work weh deh IMSU..
If u love am as u talk, u gatz deh run your package well

real G,,,,tnx kiddoooo

PrimadonnaO:
Typing like a drug addict.

anu mpama,, go rest if u no get beta yarn

kingxsamz:
It's only someone who is high on weed and cocaine that can understand what you wrote up there.
Mr man, I don tell you, no dey take tramadol before you type for this forum...u no dey hear word...

go n rest jaree I don't joke wit my weed,,my weed my highness go sit down

[quote author=xpac01 post=76871619]You have been in a "friends with benefit" relationship. Believe me, the only reason why she keeps coming back to you is because you're good in the "sinful" room.[/quote

yeah exactly
she has confesses many times

psalmsmiles:
what exactly did you say was your problem? I almost forgot! You just smoked 2parcels of egbo.... sorry bros, no go enter market o.. Na small small dem dey smoke am!

asin

Haniel18:
I got confused reading dis, I don't even know how to advice sef since I didn't finish d epistle

opppsss

richidinho:
What you need is deliverance
cc: TB Joshua

thanks n u too

Plz read it al tru plz!!!
My gf is behaving strange n i love her so much::here na d torey,we don date 4 abt a year plus,,she hardly call me on phone bt wen eva i need her presence she is dia 100%...she has nva 4 once demand anytin 4rm me,asin money or wteva n she nva deny me of sex,even i don kpashi her lekpus 4 one local restaurant like dat to tel u how tinx b,,,to cut d matter short,she don get admitted to imsu,so one sunday lik dt i don high like madt i called her on phone,i use some harsh words on her cuz of d highness,dn she end d cal 4 ova sum weeks we no talk,bt on one weekend like dat i say mk i swallow my pride n called her on phone,wen i call her,fiam she ans,so i try 2 calm tinx down wit her so after every every,she nw tel me she is in town since 2weeks and, wow i scream! So i ask her if we can see atleast to reconcile n end wt eva grudges we have 4 each oda she said ok,so invited her ova so we can settle our matter,dn boom she show n fiam again we had a mind blowing sex,we den say sorry to each oda,bt d prob here is wen she gone bk 2 skul she normally use harsh words on me wen eva i called her on phone,bt wen she is town we always had sex til d day she wil go bk 2 skul,note even wen going bk 2 skul she no dy ask me abt anytin,even transport money she seems nt to care n even at dan she no dy deny me anytin once she is in town,,n to b sincere i dnt knw if dis is something to b worried abt or to b happy...? Plz i kindly need ur advice ,,dis is strange to me wit my past experience

BREAKING NEWS!!! MAN'S MANHOOD disappeared after lending a woman a pen in the bank today, I am an eye witness! Today at zenith bank at aka road, a man lends a young rich woman a pen and instantly his manhood got missing. The man couldn't notice until few minutes, this prompted the man to shout for help within the banking Hall. The people around couldn't believe their ears until they confirmed that the manhood actually disappeared. The securities and some men have to run after the woman. Luckily, she was found outside, about to start her car. When apprehended the woman claimed that she didn't take the man's manhood. After serious interrogation and serious beating the woman confessed that the manhood is in a calabash in the car boot. When the car boot was opened they found the calabash and asked her to open it. The moment the woman opened the calabash she disappeared both she and the car. This caused an uproar in the area, police has been invited to track the woman. From CCTV evidence and records the woman name is said to be Nneka Okoro. The man whose manhood got missing has been crying since afternoon and several Pastors and Alfas has been praying to God to restore the manhood. The man and many others who are eye witness has been detained at Area F for further interrogation. This is one of the nightmares I used to have whenever I didn't eat before sleeping.

my own is too much 4me,i work wit group enterprises for 5yrs things ar moving fine den,being that i had 2 much family responsibilities on my head,i thank God for d job bt nt until buhari enter thnings became xtremely hard 4 d company that i was 1 of dos dat was relieved 4rm his duties,d worst part b say i lost my dad in d same month,n had 2 use my savings 4 d burial,is nt easy 4me at al as am nw bk 2 square one...so sad now

Gofwane:
Not me though...

That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her pvssy - that was how she lost her virginity

hahahaha n she no jump out,..chaaii girls dem bad

akpuruakpubem....