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OP you show me woman breast and you want me to act mature seeing only the artistic part of it. Ok artistically it is cool, but on the second thought sucking things going on in my mind. don't blame me, it's natural for a man to desire breast sucking when it is flung at him. |
cool! |
i thought this was a serious issue. |
What is good for the goose is also good for the gander. Sister, after the Mouth Action and licking the semen. Insist on kiss him and drop some of the contents into his mouth, if he likes it, fine then continue that way, if he doesn't then he shouldn't force you he should know better why you don't like it. My candid advice |
Empty hen robbing nigerians since 2001. By the time i say 'hello, my guy, how far now' credit don finish. Any way sha, sms is also available. |
You can't bite a hand that feeds you. |
If crocodile perceive poo, e go run na. Unless the poo didn't eventually come out. |
This red eye no get part two. Shey na red biro you use colour am? Cos E be like the kind things wey we dey do for primary schools those days. |
Better throw everybody out at once because we all came in together so we will all go out together. Nobody's life is more important than the other. |
One |
Match out jona, match out cluelessness. Gmb until jona starts wearing slippers to school. |
He has remembered to go to church now and the so called pastors couldn't advice him or are they waiting for him to leave before they will make their spiritual declaration agaiinst him as Fr Mbaka did? Even the religious leaders are confused. |
OP You be real NFA- No future ambition. Sorry |
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "Daddy what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The house help, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the house help's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the house help. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is messing with the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo." |
ok expecting more response from other parts of the country |
Hello house. Please share your nepa bill details here. How much do you pay for electricity bill per month in your area. Let's compare. Pls mention the amount range, the type of house and the location. Mine is N7000 to N10000 per month for four bed room flat at Agric bus stop, Ikorodu lagos |
Denrele will accept it from the bottom of his heart. |
And you have her profile pic steering at you every time you go to facebook. You are not ready to let go. Cos if you are, the first thing you will do is to block/delete everything abt her on face book. Face reality man, Girl has moved on, move on too. |
carefreewannabe:mere assumption. No population census is 100% accurate esp in africa were figures are manipulated to meet selfish interests. Have you ever wondered if moslems and some african traditional men marry many wives why do we still have many women still single in this country? Even the bible stated it that the time will come when 10 women will run to a man and beg him to marry them just for them to answer his name. And that time is now. So deceive not yourself, population of women is far greater than that of men. |
Fineboi2:f.i.n.g.e.r - i.n.g. I wrote this before but it was edited to manipulation hence i am using dot to separate them to avoid editing again |
Every joy stick also has a vagina specially meant for it out there. So Let him search for his size of vagina until he finds one if not alternatively fingering is also allowed. |
Because they've spent one-third of their life time waiting for that moment, some gave up thinking it will never come after waiting for so long a time. Considering the population explosion of women on earth, any woman being proposed to will count herself very lucky. |
Welcome to the future. |
I can't stop laughing ![]() |
Which government is the best from 1960 till date? A. Zik B. GEJ C. Babangida D. Buhari E. OBJ F. Gowon G. Any other candidate of your choice. For me i chose Obj. What's your choice? Feel free to vent your anger. It's a free world. |
Right on point |
Makes sense |
How much? |
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