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RomanceRe: How Will You Look After Your Childbirth..look At This Picture!!! For Matured One by ucheheart(m): 6:38pm On Feb 13, 2015
OP you show me woman breast and you want me to act mature seeing only the artistic part of it. Ok artistically it is cool, but on the second thought sucking things going on in my mind. don't blame me, it's natural for a man to desire breast sucking when it is flung at him.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Oil And Canvas Drawing And Painting by ucheheart(m): 6:26pm On Feb 13, 2015
cool!
RomanceRe: The Proper Times To Have Sex by ucheheart(m): 6:25pm On Feb 13, 2015
i thought this was a serious issue. cryi thought this was a serious issue.
FamilyRe: Wife Opens Secret: What My Husband Did To Me In The Bedroom by ucheheart(m): 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
What is good for the goose is also good for the gander. Sister, after the Mouth Action and licking the semen. Insist on kiss him and drop some of the contents into his mouth, if he likes it, fine then continue that way, if he doesn't then he shouldn't force you he should know better why you don't like it. My candid advice
BusinessRe: Finally MTN Launches N10 Recharge Card [see Photo] by ucheheart(m): 6:57pm On Feb 11, 2015
Empty hen robbing nigerians since 2001. By the time i say 'hello, my guy, how far now' credit don finish. Any way sha, sms is also available.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I See Buhari As Next President. Jonathan Can Not Do Anything About That- OBJ by ucheheart(m): 8:08pm On Feb 09, 2015
You can't bite a hand that feeds you.
Jokes EtcRe: Guyz : Caption This! by ucheheart(m): 8:03pm On Feb 09, 2015
If crocodile perceive poo, e go run na. Unless the poo didn't eventually come out.
Jokes EtcRe: . by ucheheart(m): 7:57pm On Feb 09, 2015
This red eye no get part two. Shey na red biro you use colour am? Cos E be like the kind things wey we dey do for primary schools those days.
Christianity EtcRe: What Would You Do? by ucheheart(m): 12:42am On Feb 08, 2015
Better throw everybody out at once because we all came in together so we will all go out together. Nobody's life is more important than the other.
Jokes EtcRe: I No Fit Laugh Ooooooh by ucheheart(m): 12:37am On Feb 08, 2015
One
PoliticsRe: New Trending On Twitter GMB - #generalmarch4buhari by ucheheart(m): 12:33am On Feb 08, 2015
Match out jona, match out cluelessness. Gmb until jona starts wearing slippers to school.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Visits Lords Chosen Ministry (pics) by ucheheart(m): 12:28am On Feb 08, 2015
He has remembered to go to church now and the so called pastors couldn't advice him or are they waiting for him to leave before they will make their spiritual declaration agaiinst him as Fr Mbaka did? Even the religious leaders are confused.
RomanceRe: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by ucheheart(m): 7:36pm On Feb 07, 2015
OP You be real NFA- No future ambition. Sorry
PoliticsA Child's Definition Of Politics. by ucheheart(op): 2:50pm On Feb 07, 2015
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "Daddy what is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The house help, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the house help's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the house help. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is messing with the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."
PropertiesRe: How Much Do You Pay For Electricity Bill? by ucheheart(op): 8:21am On Feb 07, 2015
ok expecting more response from other parts of the country
PropertiesHow Much Do You Pay For Electricity Bill? by ucheheart(op): 5:18am On Feb 07, 2015
Hello house. Please share your nepa bill details here. How much do you pay for electricity bill per month in your area. Let's compare.

Pls mention the amount range, the type of house and the location.

Mine is N7000 to N10000 per month for four bed room flat at Agric bus stop, Ikorodu lagos
RomanceRe: Girls Will You Collect This Kind Of High-hill As Val Gift? by ucheheart(m): 10:02pm On Feb 06, 2015
Denrele will accept it from the bottom of his heart.
RomanceRe: I Can't Take It! by ucheheart(m): 9:46pm On Feb 06, 2015
And you have her profile pic steering at you every time you go to facebook. You are not ready to let go. Cos if you are, the first thing you will do is to block/delete everything abt her on face book. Face reality man, Girl has moved on, move on too.
FamilyRe: Why Do Ladies Cry When Their Man Propose To Them? by ucheheart(m): 11:21pm On Feb 05, 2015
carefreewannabe:
World population

Male: 3,477,829,638

Female: 3,418,059,380

Gender ratio: 102

You're welcome!
mere assumption. No population census is 100% accurate esp in africa were figures are manipulated to meet selfish interests. Have you ever wondered if moslems and some african traditional men marry many wives why do we still have many women still single in this country? Even the bible stated it that the time will come when 10 women will run to a man and beg him to marry them just for them to answer his name. And that time is now. So deceive not yourself, population of women is far greater than that of men.
HealthRe: He Is 30+ But Gat A Joystick Of A 10yr Old by ucheheart(m): 11:07pm On Feb 05, 2015
Fineboi2:
wich is.?
f.i.n.g.e.r - i.n.g. I wrote this before but it was edited to manipulation hence i am using dot to separate them to avoid editing again
HealthRe: He Is 30+ But Gat A Joystick Of A 10yr Old by ucheheart(m): 10:36pm On Feb 05, 2015
Every joy stick also has a vagina specially meant for it out there. So Let him search for his size of vagina until he finds one if not alternatively fingering is also allowed.
FamilyRe: Why Do Ladies Cry When Their Man Propose To Them? by ucheheart(m): 10:25pm On Feb 05, 2015
Because they've spent one-third of their life time waiting for that moment, some gave up thinking it will never come after waiting for so long a time. Considering the population explosion of women on earth, any woman being proposed to will count herself very lucky.
PhonesRe: New Japanese Hotel To Be Staffed By Robots by ucheheart(m): 10:17pm On Feb 05, 2015
Welcome to the future.
PoliticsRe: Which Government Is The Best From 1960? by ucheheart(op): 11:31pm On Feb 03, 2015
I can't stop laughing grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsWhich Government Is The Best From 1960? by ucheheart(op): 10:53pm On Feb 03, 2015
Which government is the best from 1960 till date?
A. Zik
B. GEJ
C. Babangida
D. Buhari
E. OBJ
F. Gowon
G. Any other candidate of your choice.

For me i chose Obj. What's your choice? Feel free to vent your anger. It's a free world.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Former Head Of State, Olusegun Obasanjo Defects To apc by ucheheart(m): 7:30pm On Jan 26, 2015
Right on point
Car TalkRe: The First All-electric, Fully-enclosed Motorcycle by ucheheart(m): 10:03pm On Jan 25, 2015
Makes sense
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Faulty Htc One X With 32gb Inbut For Sale by ucheheart(m): 9:49pm On Jan 25, 2015
How much?

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