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Politics › Re: Michelle Obama And BBOG Frustrated Chibok Girls Rescue: Aisha Wakil by uchelvlink(f): 12:24pm On Aug 28, 2016

Okay Oby you see your life?

Did Nnamdi Kanu not warn you?

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Politics › Re: To Buhari: Don't Force Us To Take Law Into Our Hands. Nigerian Army Cries Out. by uchelvlink(f): 7:24am On Jul 30, 2016

Pls how much is Nigeria, I want to buy!

Politics › Re: Lagos State Insists It Has Oil, Releases Pictures by uchelvlink(f): 1:34pm On Jul 20, 2016

cktheluckyman:

faints

*pours him cold water******

Pls wake up**

Politics › Re: Lagos State Insists It Has Oil, Releases Pictures by uchelvlink(f): 12:02pm On Jul 20, 2016

SupremeXYZ:
*Falls from chair* buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Nairaland una no go kill pesin.

the Op got me cracking and rolling!

Politics › Re: Asawana Deadly Force Of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands Sovereign State by uchelvlink(f): 7:01am On Jun 24, 2016

kogistar:
i thought niger delta are working for creation of biafra, why talking about their own republic & abandoned biafra now?

and who told you Niger Delta can not pledge loyalty to Biafra after getting their Republic?

I can tell you dude, Biafrans will support every move and decisions of the ND, only to team up later.

Trust me, Nijiriya is the common ENEMY!

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Politics › Re: Asawana Deadly Force Of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands Sovereign State by uchelvlink(f): 6:38am On Jun 24, 2016

And Buhari is busy chasing Fayose around!

It's obvious, Buhari has supervised the most insecure country(Nigeria) in West Africa. History will remember that.

Suddenly, providing common security for our pipelines and suppressing insurrections has become a rocket science - Fash'Ole

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Career › Re: NECA Insists Banks Will Retrench Where Necessary by uchelvlink(f): 9:30pm On Jun 11, 2016

koboko69:
You are just an online noise maker. I challenge u to tell me what neurosm or Anatem is? I think u are Messing with ur fellow illiterates? Cooking words up that have no meaning

Honestly you are embarrassing yourself. Those words actually have meaning. If you are looking for the words in your dictionary then forget it. Some words are actually found only in encyclopedia.

Career › Re: NECA Insists Banks Will Retrench Where Necessary by uchelvlink(f): 8:55pm On Jun 11, 2016

koboko69:
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but you know am saying the truth. You shouldn't have been using that word 'Mental Slavery'. You can have a healthy argument without being abusive.

Career › Re: NECA Insists Banks Will Retrench Where Necessary by uchelvlink(f): 8:28pm On Jun 11, 2016

prince088:
Oga stop this childisj rants. I have gone through both arguments. I am surprised you can not still understand the point here. Does thw fact they were not forced to sign make it right even when labour laws are flouted?

but you are not also sincere. I have also followed the argument. @onexile was arguing maturedly, and kept on asking important questions. But the other guy kept on using the words such as 'mental slavery' against him.

The essence of argument is for learning, and not for unhealthy rivalry. I hate it when people starts throwing insults and using fawl languages against another person during arguments, simply because they don't agree with your disposition.

And when @onexile now decided to oblige him, he started looking for who to ban him.

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Career › Re: NECA Insists Banks Will Retrench Where Necessary by uchelvlink(f): 6:45pm On Jun 11, 2016

onexile:
It's obvious that you are not only foolish, but you're silly in addition. You're a slow cretin whose empty head has been filled with petroleum jelly.

I weep for your phone as it has to endure the macabre touch from your grotesquely leprous fingers. I am hooked to slavery? Just hear yourself? Had it been you took my passionate appeal to take a shower, seriously your brain would have been functioning at tip top shape. But instead you ignored it, and now the petrifying stench emanating from your horribly disfigured body has clouded your sense of reasoning.

I appeal to all Imams and Clergymen to put you in their prayer you really need it.

Oga i dey see your hand work ooo

abeg take am easy oooo! I will advice that guy not to go this lane with you. Lol

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Career › Re: NECA Insists Banks Will Retrench Where Necessary by uchelvlink(f): 6:45pm On Jun 11, 2016

onexile:
It's obvious that you are not only foolish, but you're silly in addition. You're a slow cretin whose empty head has been filled with petroleum jelly.

I weep for your phone as it has to endure the macabre touch from your grotesquely leprous fingers. I am hooked to slavery? Just hear yourself? Had it been you took my passionate appeal to take a shower, seriously your brain would have been functioning at tip top shape. But instead you ignored it, and now the petrifying stench emanating from your horribly disfigured body has clouded your sense of reasoning.

I appeal to all Imams and Clergymen to put you in their prayer you really need it.

Oga i dey see your hand work ooo

abeg take am easy oooo! I will advice that guy not to go this line with you. Lol

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Politics › Re: Nwokocha-Ahaaiwe: "Buhari Never Sat For WASC" by uchelvlink(f): 8:38am On Jun 11, 2016

I read all. Bubu dosnt have Satipicate that's the summary!

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Politics › Re: Militants To Attack Govs, Make 7-point Demand, Defreezing Tompolo Account by uchelvlink(f): 7:05am On Jun 11, 2016

Ah so Buhari actually begged them?

la waoooooooo

The begging General!

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Politics › Re: Former President Says Nigeria Would Revisit Same Sex Marriage Law by uchelvlink(f): 3:18pm On Jun 07, 2016

I think this Op has comprehension issues!

Gosh! Why are you people so petty?

Where did he recant his gay stance in that article? Pls Op read the article you posted again. This time slowly!

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Politics › Re: “civis Nigerianus Sum”-i Am A Citizen Of Nigeria.by H.E. Dr. Goodluck Jonathan by uchelvlink(f): 7:33am On Jun 07, 2016

I took my time and read this article over and over again since yesterday.
Indid, this man is a Hero!

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 7:21am On Jun 07, 2016

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If you want it, 'come and get it'

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 6:57am On Jun 07, 2016

WeedyGonzalez:
First to claim the kiss and happy birthday baby

Thanks! You are a darling!

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 6:48am On Jun 07, 2016

ray4000:
chaii see as I wet my screen to return the kiss

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 9:57pm On Jun 06, 2016

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 6:35pm On Jun 06, 2016

OMG! i wish i could reply all my mentions.

i lv you all, thanks for all your wishes!

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 2:04pm On Jun 06, 2016

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**Dancing Shakati Bumbum**

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Politics › Re: hh by uchelvlink(f): 10:18pm On Jun 04, 2016

mightyokwy:
I don't get it, why do anything igbo give some people heart attack. If asaba nd port-harcourt are not igbo cities then who own them. Imagine the situation where a man from osun and Ogun state claim to be a Lagosian but he is quick to condemn an igbo man that claim asaba or port harcourt. Iberibe bu ajo Ife.

Most of them doesn't even know that the whole of delta North which Asaba is part of are Igbos by Birth and Origin.

Igbouzo, Asaba, Ogwuashi-Ukwu, Akwukwu-Igbo, Idumuje, Ebu, Elah, Idumuje-Uno, Idumuje-Ugboko, Agbor, Anwai, Okpanam, Igbeke, Ukwu Ani, and even the whole of Ani-Ocha and Oshimiri south LGA are all Igbos and are very proud of it.

I am here to cure their Petroleum Jelly infected Brain.

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Politics › Re: hh by uchelvlink(f): 9:58pm On Jun 04, 2016*

donphilopus:
When did Agbor, Asaba and Port harcourt become Igbo Cities?!

My friend just keep quiet and learn. Asaba is more Igbo than even Imo and Abia state. I am an Original Proud Igbo girl from Umuagu Asaba Delta state.

I doubt if you have ever crossed the Niger bridge before, not to talk of stepping your feet into Asaba.

Have you ever heard of Ogbeilo-ilo, Umu-Onaje, Umu-Agu, Otuogu, Ezeneyi, Ogbe Osogbewe. Umu-Ezie, Akwaebulu, Oduke and even Okwe? Does the names of these villages make sense to you?

People will just sit down in Oshogbo and be typing nonsense!

Okay come and carry Asaba together with my family and go Ibadan na. Mtchewww!

Finally, don't allow Colonel Achuzie the Biafra Warlord from Asaba to hear this nonsense from you, otherwise your name will be SORRY.

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Politics › Re: APC Reveals Sponsors Of Niger Delta Avengers by uchelvlink(f): 4:00pm On Jun 04, 2016

the opinion of this minority politicians can not decide the fate of Niger Deltans. these are just APC political jobbers!

the common man on the streets of Niger Delta are the ones to decide whether to be a Biafran or not! not this Old out-dated Politicians.

and like i always say, i am not a member of Massob nor Ipob, but for the recent unprovoked killing of People in Asaba few days ago, if you place Nigeria on one side and place Biafra on the other side and ask me to choose one.....

your guess is as good as mine.

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Politics › Re: Ben Murray Bruce Lashes Back At A Follower For Not Minding His Business. by uchelvlink(f): 1:03pm On Jun 04, 2016

la waoooooo
this is smack down!
**In John Cena's voice, can you see me?**

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Politics › Re: President Muhammad Buhari Hospitalized by uchelvlink(f): 12:52pm On Jun 04, 2016

richidinho:
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lovely guy!

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 12:49pm On Jun 04, 2016

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 12:45pm On Jun 04, 2016

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wow!
***Dancing shakati Bumbum***

Politics › Re: President Muhammad Buhari Hospitalized by uchelvlink(f): 10:57am On Jun 04, 2016

adebisiolumide5:
LIES

i read the news from Premiumtimes hours ago

President Muhammadu Buhari is ill and is being treated at the presidential villa, PREMIUM TIMES can authoritatively report.
The president has an infection in his left ear, otherwise called Meniere Disease, a challenge which has drastically reduced his outings in the last one week.
As a result of the infection, the president now suffers hearing impairment and routinely complains of severe pains and unusual sounds from that ear, those familiar with his condition told PREMIUM TIMES.
Mr. Buhari had on three recent occasions cancelled official trips within and outside the country due to the infection and was represented at those events by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo.
A statement by the presidency on Friday said the vice president would again represent the president at the 48th Ordinary Summit of Head of State and Government of the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) holding this weekend in Dakar, Senegal.
The statement by Laolu Akande, the Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity to the vice president, said Mr. Osinbajo would leave for Dakar on Friday and was expected back in Abuja on Sunday.
Multiple sources in the Presidency told this newspaper Friday that the president got the ear infection about two weeks ago.
Our sources said apart from his family, only a few high profile individuals who visited at the Presidential Villa in the last one week were aware of the president’s illness.
Mr. Buhari, who clocked 73 last December, was said to have confirmed it to some dignitaries who visited him in the past days, explaining to some of them that that was why he was unable to visit Lagos and Rivers as scheduled.
He was also said to have told some of his guests that he was struggling to give his failing health a major attention.
He is currently being treated by his personal physician and other experts from the State House Clinic, our sources said.
An official said the president might seek treatment abroad if his condition does not improve in the next few days.
Despite hearing difficulty, the president, our sources said, managed to attend Jumaat service and host some important visitors, including former Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan as well as some clergymen on Friday.
Presidential spokespersons could not be reached to comment for this story on Friday night.
While calls to the Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, failed to go through, Garba Shehu, the senior special assistant on media and publicity did not answer or return calls.
Media reports first hinted of the president’s illness two weeks ago when he was billed to visit Lagos.
Mr. Osinbajo represented him on that visit.
The vice president also represented the president in Papua New Guinea last weekend where the 8th Summit of the African, Caribbean and Pacific Group of States held.
Mr. Buhari on Thursday put off his scheduled trip to Rivers State where he was billed to kick off the cleanup of Ogoni land as recommended by the United Nations Environmental Programme.
Again, Mr. Osinbajo represented him at the event.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/204670-president-buhari-is-ill.html

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 10:20am On Jun 04, 2016

Phemmy0011:
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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by uchelvlink(f): 10:18am On Jun 04, 2016

dipson546:
pls, I don't understand that "SOON" part, could they pls explain that "soon" in date terms...

my dear na so i see am oooo

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