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vinneyville:
It is Saturday...hope say u don report for camp?

shai you wicked ooo!

National Youth Service Corps - NYSC
2016 BATCH 'A' (STREAM II) ORIENTATION COURSE COMMENCES SOON
The NYSC Management wishes to inform prospective Corps members that, based on the assurance received from the Federal Government regarding release of funds, the 2016 Batch 'A' (Stream II) Orientation course will commence soon.
Prospective Corps members are, therefore, requested to watch out for specific date for commencement of the exercise, which will be announced as soon as all necessary logistics are put in place.
Management empathizes with the affected prospective Corps members, and appeals for continued patience even as all efforts on the matter are fast yielding results.
Signed:
Management

nurmanteasynoni:
U guys should check NYSC facebook page for their latest update..

i just got their tweet.

BatchA Stream2 commences soon.

breaking.....


stream2 BatchA commences soon

cc

fraiser
SMartins1
Precious91
barongmj et all

wow! i just finished listening too. the guy just ended!

well we thank Chukwu Okike the Almighty God!

Fraiser:
lmao... Lvlink u sure sey no b redemption camp u dey talk ba? E b lyk sey dem get program o, lvlink dear oya tell, na which of d camps u dey talk? Redemption camp of deeper life camp?

Camp na Camp, it depends on the one you wan go!

Rx350:
Ayam from Ogoni land oo.. Go and ask your President how far...

@SMartins and Fraiser are Niger Delta Avengers ooo!

No just Bleep up ooo!

Rx350:
That's why you're lying upandan ba?if no be say you fine ehh

watin you for do? I've got @Fraiser, @SMartins1 and even Precious91 at my back. They will just JaCK you UP with one hand!

tattedMONK:
No wonder lvlink got banned for that long. Lol, infact lemme snitch to the mods

but it doesn't take 3minutes to open a new Gmail account na!

Darey00:
we don hear. Its getting boring now

what could be more boring than continuously sitting at home, and waiting endlessly for Kazure's pronouncement?

Like i have said dear, we shall be in camp Saturday and Sunday

vinneyville:
Ur faith amazes me

Yes because we Shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday. Nothing stops it!

maccabi:
Smartins 1 , come see ur babe oooo ... Na Saturday and Sunday camping she dey yell since ooooo

we Shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday! Lets watch and see!

BlackGoldBoy:
it av do nah......we av see d post.....n we are sure of ur resources lol

I just needed to remind them that we Shall be in Camp by Saturday and Sunday!

When that day comes, some of you will say i told you!

So i repeat, we Shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday!

kingu:
NYSC Update:
1. Stream 2 orientation course not holding this week as earlier stated.
2. Ministry of finance is yet to release funds approved by the President to NYSC mgt.
3. Mgt for a while now only acted under pressure. Initial release of CUL, fixing of date (for this week), meetings etc were all due to pressure from the Senate. Don't blame the DG.
4. If by chance, the ministry of finance releases the appropriate fund to d mgt( NYSC) today as promised, the orientation course might proceed next week, as a date might be fixed for next week.
5. Even if CUL is released now, it would definitely be due to another pressure from the Senate and media. Unless the appropriate fund is released to NYSC mgt, we might just have to adapt to the lies, deceit and postponement tune from both FG and the mgt. As any fixed date for now would not hold.
6. Anyways, the mgt cannot keep mute for long, so expect official announcement from them soon be it via media,text or website. Peace.

Thanks for the update, but we shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday!

We Shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday, i repeat we Shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday!

La waoooooo!


This is a blow to all the zombies that celebrated in the previous report!

APC giving zombies hrt attack since the era of change!

Skydweller:
so you know. And you still dey carry this good news. Since you knew what i did to Ngozi in 1975, oya secretly come inside my room make i do similar thing to u. Make sure say fraiser no see u.

No dey form Bros ooo, cos if i catch you around 5: O'clock in the morning your life will not remain the same!

Cc
Fraiser

lovingT:
Yes dear. Very possible. I believe u....... but the truth is 2016 is full of Saturdays and Sundays. so which are u talking about.

chai you be badt girl! Infact na only you get sense for this village!

Skydweller:
uchelvlink! Uchelvlink!! Uchelvlink!!! I dey warn you now o. If u no stop this saturday and sunday tins enh, I go do you wetin i do Ngozi in 1975 o.

so na you do that tin eh? No wonder!


But don't worry, we shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday.

Vivaqt:
hehe are you hoping or you are passing a message?

The Message is clear dearie, we shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday!

oppybouy:
Have you lost Ur mind sugar?

No dearie, we Shall Be In Camp Saturday and Sunday!

sleekydrive:
We shall

Yes we shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday

Johncuba:
K

pls don't attack him back! Play the maturity here! As you can see everybody is frustrated now including ME!








But we shall be in Camp Saturday and Sunday!

We shall be in Camp Saturday or Sunday!

WeedyGonzalez:
not only are you foolish you're stupid in addition you're a retarded cretin whose empty head has been filled with petroleum jelly I weep for your phone as it has to endure the macabre touch from your grotesquely leprous fingers. If I quote you again I should expect a serious battle of words? Just hear yourself? Had it been you took my passionate appeal to take a shower seriously your brain would have been functioning at tip top shape instead you ignored it and now the petrifying stench emanating from your horribly disfigured body has clouded your sense of reasoning. I appeal to all Imams and Clergymen to put you in thier prayer you really need it. Good day sir

la waoooooooooooooooooo

Mehn you can speak grammar ooo!

But abeg na your fellow PCM be that na, Oya direct those grammar to DG Kazure sharp sharp!

BlackGoldBoy:
make we wait till saturday or sunday....before we go kw weda camp nah saturday or Sunday ......re yhu fr real or for fake

I meant until tomorrow Saturday and Sunday, if you are not in the Camp already then you can include me among the unreliable sources. And i will gladly accept that adjective, afterall it will henceforth save me some Data

#lvlink_reloaded

Fraiser:
chai... Na serious rule u brake o, hw u go dey support seccessionist movement for NL...

the govt dey make me vex na. Ok imagine what Kazure is doing now! Changing his words every minutes like G-Strings

sohiemi:
Lol why have you guys been believing that daudae1 character. He has never been right about anything. Better don't sweat it, chill and wait for Nysc to address us... Forget all these people and their useless sources. Lvlink included

lvlink told you that "from what she noticed, camping is Inevitable Saturday and Sunday" why don't you chill till then?


#lvlink_reloaded

I think we believe you. Maybe other angry militants did it.

Pls when you want to lunch that una missile, our roof is just adjacent to NNPC mega station.

Pls make the missile no face our building ooo.

God bless my family.

PHATE007:
Can anyone b kind enough to send me d DG's number? Thanks

08032542779

Darey00:
this your signature self...

watapin?

PHATE007:
hi... Can I have the DGs number pls.. Thanks

08032542779