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Wher ar d guiz whu used to rock dis thread? Abi una don loss? Am @ ekosodin so far ive only seen two of y'al(afe n thomayol) y'al shuld gyv me a shout!
@easyj n fran save journey
ATTN: @ dose alredi in skuul, dnt be too anxious to pay dat 10k, i hrd dat d SUG iz lukin into it, dnt be too eager to pay cos if u pay d skuul wil insist dat evri one else pays. U've alredi bin admitd, dat 1 iz sure, so dnt rush n waste money til d skul decyds finaly. Abi una dey pluck money 4rm tree 4or una haus, d skul is tryin to extort u n if u resist it dey wil bak down, it has hapend befor. yu kant pay N20,250 4 clearance alone and pay anoda 10k for dev levy, WAT ARE DEY DEVELOPIN? rmemba u'l stil pay skul fees. u beta cool down, d admision wont run away.

@irep9ja dude skul's o.k. Ive bin chillin @ ekosodin since i arrivd. jst went into d hostel briefly 2 see thomayol n afegbua, odawise im home. skul's nt yet in ful swing til maybe nxt week!

@Odisco n al whu'l be takin utme i wish y'al gudluck! Go out dere n blast it!

@odisco am not yet in schl but i'l cum in 2mao. Howeva, iv hrd 4rm afegbua and thomayol, dey told me dey're alredi in schl n av alredi checkd into d hostel. il hook up wit dem 2mao.
@Alexiump bro u've got no problem, al yu nid to do is go to d hostel wer d studs ar bein temporarily acomodatd wit 3ree passports and ur eligibility slip, u'l be accomodated. Or if uve stil got problems cal any of d guyz in dis thread,(scan upwads 4 our nos) n we'l be glad to help.

@Richardos bro i wont be able 2 pop in 2moro. Ive got to shop 4 sum nu clothes. Aleluaia!! But i wil be in skul by Saturday by God's Grace. I'l cal y'al ince i get dere.
@Osaso1 bro i feel u n ur prayers, i blive we'l make it if we wok hard n By the Grace of God. p.s make sure u guiz colonise a few rooms oh! i wil b poppin in2 d hostel 2 chil @ tyms. ekosodin myt stil be quiet. my rummates ar stil @ home. il hold u,thomayol n Afegbua personaly responsible if i knw see room 4 hostel.
@gibby n easy j guiz ar u two goin 2 study computer science or kama sutra science? hmmm i go make sure say i put eyez on una two 4 schl wella befor una start to xperiment wetin una read.
@ALL tank God 4 diz thread ive bin able to mak frnds wit sum amazin pple. Peace to al y'al n SAFE JOURNEY!!

@Richy bro av copied ur digits, our faculties ar arnd d same place, her ar my digits 08034093572 or f.b ucheonline3000@yahoo.com drop me a lyn lets relate in Ben.
@ALL it appears diz thread has servd its purpose, i tink we shuld dissolve it oficialy and start a nu one so as to stay in touch and share xperiences in skul. what do y'al fink?

@Gibby hmmm, kama sutra eh? guy u na bad guy! hop say u neva experiment wetin u read dere wit any chic? Gibby! Gibby!!
@Osaso1 homeboi tnxs 4 callin. God bless. Hop to see yu al 1nce i get to Ben wic wil be by satday. By God's Grace.
@Afegbua guy wer u dey? u don gyv ur kozin my info? i snd u msg 4 facebuk.
@kmute bros na wer u dey since!

@itwhizkide tanks 4 d info! Bro God bless, but wat cn u tel us abut dz devlpmnt levy of a tin? I dint pay any wen i did ma first clearance.

@Gibsonjoe safe journey my guy, may the Lord guide u and lead u safely to school. As 4 me i fit ball in on saturday.
@thomayal bros militant dat nyt readin wen i do no get part 2. wen u go cari head enta skul?
@oke guy last yr skul fees was btw 27-30k, uniben said on deir website dat dey av no plans to increase tuition,bt we cant be too sure.
@all Gmornin ma pple!

@Osaso wic plans u and franpharm dey make eh? U knw wan let us knw? As i hear oil money my eyez don open wella, me too i nid 2 chop oil money O!
@Gibsonjoe no wori wit tym u go knw, based on say na wetin u wan study.
@easy j u see as chelsea take get mouth?
@ALL gnyt ma pple! i don chop food wey get plenty 'obstacle' and i wan do smal 'nyt readin'.

@Easy J bro if u folowd one of my posts i askd if u were gud in I.T xpecialy since u'l be studyin comp sci. If so gimme ur contact and ad me on f.b i want to knw mor abut I.T cus i lyk dhe web a lot. Ar u any good?

@thomayol and odisco abeg guiz make we stil dey use dat old thread until friday.Diz one fit cause confusion.

@dedotunvic guy tanks
@irep9ija yeah it wuz a nyc piece wantd to comment on it but ma server didnt go thru
@thomayol guy neva start nu thread e fit dey cos confusion
@gibsonjoe n easyjay wer una dey?

@ALL ar dere any book lovers in dis our thread? Anybody read d final Harry Potter: deathly hallows. Anybody?

@Alex dude i don't av to mimic anybodi, it just so happens dat im talented to flow in any language/tongue i feel like comprendré?
@IREP9IJA guy u tagged me in ur note on facebuk, i jst read it, its O.K. Ar u a writa too? dat means we av a lot in common.

@Osaso1 tnxs but no tanks, i aint no comedian!
@kelvinken guy if una no dey chop cake shey na akara una dey chop? no enta uniben empty handed oh! or,
@ALL Thomayol and I are suggestin dat we officialy retire dis thread on thurs, n inaugurate a new one 4rm friday since we wil be in skuul by den we go cal am 'New UNIBEN students, sign in here' we wil use it to update ourselves and post ow we ar copin in our diff depts, infact we go jst dey chat wit am, how una see am?

@Alex guy free my man Odisco, y knor knw say Odisco na hallegabrielleselassie pikin?
@Odisco whata gwaan muan? me nor want no babylon, imma flow me sum janja weed n feel eerie, jah blessins muan, one yu nor, SHATA!

@Odisco guy na warri guiz full uniben so e dey natural say dem go 'import' some of deir slangs enter ben.
@all My pple gudmornin. I HAIL O!

SOME MORE SLANGS
If person tel u say: 'guy, ur soup no get obstacle' or 'ur soup too smooth' dat one mean say u no cook d soup wit nourishment e.g meat,fish,crayfish etc.
if sum1 saiz: 'my soup don go ekenwan' e mean say d soup don spoil or sour.
'Hall 4 make we dey go o!'- diz one is usualy a cal to aluta(student protest) lik wen skuul gen sudenly off wen u dey cook stone(i.e beans) person fit shout 'hal 4 make we dey go o!' i.e make we go protest.
D usual reply is 'dey go! we dey come 4 ur bak' dis way mean say ure Own Your Own (O.Y.O)
Colonise- dis one na wen u go room wey no blong to u, go 'tak ova' anoda person bedspace.
I wan go crash- i want to sleep
i wan go jack( read)
chukuli (expo) .
I don try, wen una reach ben make una fynd out dhe rest. oya start to share ur phone numbas one by one. we nid to bloc 4 ben, go colonise sum rooms 4 temp acomodatn.

@ALL come o! My pple una nid 2 pay me royalty 4 al dhe slangs una dey use O!
@OSASO i av a frnd dat wuz givn biochem wen we reach ben, i go introduce una.
@Gibsonjoe n easyjay guiz i nid both of una numbas, i assume u guiz are computawhizkids rite? if so gimme ur nos, i'm vry pasionate abut computaz n web designin, hope u guiz can teach me mor? pls. u can also add me on f.b ucheonline3000@yahoo.com. BLUES 4 LIFE!
@Kelvinken i don add u 4 facebuk. na wen be ur bday? hapi bday in advance and no 4get bring us cake o!
@kmute u no know nyt readin eh guy? no wori i go cari u go nyt readin wen we reach skul.
@afegbua guy y u dey silent since
@itwhizkid guy i dey feel ur parole! u ar one of d 'sharp guiz' i referd to in one of my posts. una plenty wey dey help pple process scholarshp 4 ben. sum na fake, sum genuine, hop say u be one of d genuine ones?
@all ow we go block 4 ben? we nid to meet 4 ben as 4rm thurs. so wat i sugest is we get to skuul quik and 'colonise' (uniben slang) a few rooms 4 temp accomodatn.
Make we start to dey xchange digits so dat we go cal ech oda wen we reach. My own na 08034093572. Whu dey next?

@thomayol guy i don add yu. Wetin u go change d topic to?
@ALL wic course dem give una? And shey na d same course wey yu apply 4or. Abeg post make we know.
But y galz no dey folow dis thread na?

@Easyjay bro i dey feel u, na we get d premiership. No shakin!!
@Osaso1 Prof Osas im alredi a writer, ive don a few jobs here and dere, includin writin poetry,stories et al. but its mor lyk a hobby. but e fit put sum money 4 pocket sha. aint u on facebuk? franpharm,kmute,afegbua,irep9ja and i don dey gist 4 f.b. join dhe fun ucheonline3000@yahoo.com
info: d reason y sum pple join cults are ignorance, peer pressure and hangin wit dhe wrong crowd, watch ur steps and dont get entangled.
Wher ar d law pple: una don sew white and black? wey odisco and gentle25 and dat guy wey cal imself pepper. wer una dey?

@all any chelsea fans on dis thread?

@itwhizkid bro tanks 4 d concern, but i wonda ow u wan take accomodate al d students wey dey dis thread. Unless ur haus big lyk hostel . By d way wetin be KSC, sori 4 bein naïve, but wetin e mean?

Now noddin my head 2 Beyonce's halo,
b4 i giv u mor info dis is BREAKIN NEWS: MTN has blockd my browsin. Reason: i dint surenda d 'cheats' in my possession wen dey declard amnesty 4or ''browsin osho-free's'' a few days bak. Infact! d cheatin joint task force CJTF is lukin 4or me, so if u want me 2 kip updatin y'al, gimme sum browsin cheats al networks, mobile and P.C A.S.A.P!
MOR INFO: neva get into unnecessary fyts y'al dats a bad move(its worse dan a transvestite's kiss)
be sociable to all, friendly to few and intimate wit a lot less.
@ALL say d truth guiz, dont y'al like ma witty n funny style of writin? ive alwez bin in luv wit languages xpecialy english. So if y'al av got a part-time job, e.g computer instructor, private teacher, mc etc let me know O!
I kuld do wit dhe money, i jst impregnate d 27th girl and i nid cash to support ma expandin family (i actualy want a guiness record) lol! but am serious abut dhe job. Anybody? gnite y'al

Yeah! Listenin 2 sum cool smooth serenade tunes, quik tip 4 dhe guyz:it works wit dhe ladies al dhe tym.
Now 4 dose of y'al whu wil be stayin @ d hostels, d fllg ar bound 2 happen 2 yu at least once.
1.Electric shock: due 2 d numerous 'illegal join-join conexions' by students. Der ar p'rably mor electric Whizkids in uniben dan d whole of phcn lol!
2. Loss of personal items:Sum pple ar funny, dey'l steal anytin 4rm ur phone 2 ur bucket, 2 ur slippers and clothes, even 2 ur boxers and toothbrush! yeah, its dat serious!
now playin Alicia keys teenage love affair, oooh im feelin diz, sori bak 2 d info
3. u ar bound 2 be @ d receivin end of sum snide n nasty jokes 4rm uniben hostel boiz. And boy! dose guiz sure kan yab! xpecialy hal 3 boiz. u beta learn how to retort quikly or u'l be made d sucka of d whole C.R(i.e common room), ince u'v gaind a rep as d sucka it sticks 2 yu lyk a 'girl u jst disvirgind' and dat is not gud 4 ur hostel 'rep'
rihanna rushin roulette now playin
4. ure bound 2 get in2 quarrels wit felow roomates once in a while,dats normal, but no face person wey pass u O! O'erwise u're O.Y.O(on ur own.)
Shade-soulja of luv now playin, lets go dere!!!

Dose of y'al whu av bin callin/flashin me wit hidden no shuld pls STOP IT. Wat are u hidin? Or ar u a 'hardman' in disguise? Lol!
@ALL if u've got a digital camera il advise u bring it along 4or takin matric pics. al dose photographers in uniben canot be relied on. som of dem can snap yu and yu won't see dem again. dat'l be bad cus ur matric pix is sumtin u'l lyk to treasure. we al can even snap sum 2geda and post em online.
and pls make sure u dn't travel on a friday. d holdup wil b enormous.