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@pepper it sumtyms happens 2 d best of us wouldnt u say?But at least i rectified it and im now studyin ma dream course. U knw wat dey say 'wat don't kill u makes u stronga!
@irep9ja im feelin u 2 much ma guy, i lyk ur bravado, be sure 2 gyv me a buzz, ive got a few contacts in edu, and i kan put u thru sum grey areas. Much love!
@Osaso1 tnxs ma guy, i wuz beginin 2 miz ur posts. Me n franpharm ar now buddy-buddy, we'v even added ech oda on facebuk.
@kelvinken u be correct guy! i wil post some mor ben slangs soon.
@kmute yeah i av 2wo student records, but im no longa using d old one. der are lots of students wit multiple records.
@alex n thomayol ive got a lot of frnds in law, it is a gud course but trust me, it aint eazi. to excel in it u av 2 JACK(anoda ben slang) wella
@ALL come o! are dere no ladies in dis thread!

@irep9ja tanks bro i am feelin yu seriously, wat course ar yu offerin.
@franpharm yes yu cald it a bad course. And are yu d one cal oil money agokei? I got u on ma radar now pal. Peace.

@Asharuwa i jst wantd to know, my own pume score wuz 66 and i applied for eng cuz dat iz wat i reli luv 2 study.
@Odisco yeah im alredi a uniben student but i changd course.
@ALL watch out 4 dhe freshers party organisd by diff depts and churches, it is usualy a lot of fun.
@Odisco law students actualy luk cute especialy dat of d ladies. LOL!

@alex and thomayol sorry not white trousers but Black trousers.
Alex and thomayol wat were ur respective pume scores??

@Thomayol not only 100l law students. ALL law students ARE expected to wear white shirts tuckd into white trousers wit shoes to match and 4 d ladies white blouse and black skirt.

@Osaso1 yeah ure rite, as 4or d ekosodin issue, i won't try to foist my own opinions on yu, wen u get to skul, yu'l av d opportunity to look arund and decide 4or urself. But rmemba Hamlet's words: 'There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in ur philosophy Horatio!" D myths are far worse dan d realities on ground. As 4 franpharm, u knw he startd d whole flare-ups, I am not goin to get into issues wit him, i jst felt i had to chastise him 4 getin too personal and abusive. I consider m'self above immature squables.
But ma guy if u can gyv al d girlz in ur area 'virtual' pregnancies, I shudder to tink wat wuld happen if u get ur hands on dem(**chuckles*)

@franpharm no ma guy, such a tot neva crossd ma mind, i merely wantd to put a face to dhe words and see if u look as intelligent as u sound(*jokin) as Juliet said in 'Romeo and Juliet': '' i will look to like if lookin like move" (pun iz intended)
But i did imagine a group of Japanese ramming a kamikaze down ur throat, and a bunch of mad Iranian scientists slammin a nuclear war-head thru ur spine. But nutin serious! jst sheer 'bad belle'
I wouldnt stoop so low as to get physical wit yu, i consider m'self byond it. beta frnds dan enemies. ar 4 facebuk:ucheonline3000@yahoo.com

@Ososa1 let me tel u sumtin, deprivin urself of sum of d gud tins of lyf and academic xcellence dont necessarily folow. No1 iz sayin we ar goin 2 skuul 2 get laid, me 4 instance, i myt hang out wit ma frnds,play and flirt wit frnds and stil excel in academics. D secret is creatin a balance, alrite?
I knew a few fellaz bout a yr ago whu tot dey were al dat, but wen dhe rsults came out, it wuz al we culd do not to laugh @ EM. So y'al tink rite, n chek urself befor u wreck urself.
And in dhe immortal words of Tarzan i say 'aiyeeeyaaeeeyaaa!!!!'

@gentle pls pay no mind 2 wat franpharm said he iz merely a child trapd in an adults bodi.
@franpharm can we meet wen we get to ben? I wana see u face 2 face and point out a few tins to yu, maybe teach yu a tin or two. Sumtin tels me we knw ech oda, how did u knw ma previous dept? Hel wateva, i reli wana meet yu wat dyu say? P'raps we can al meet in ben, kmute, odisco, gentle,ososa e.t.c but xpecialy yu franpharm!
@OSOSA1 reli dude whu told u fyne galz dn't rside in ekosodin? d place is TEEMIN wit em, u'l see.
@ALL pls guiz i dnt tink its cool 4 us to start makin enemies, clearly we al ar knowledgeable pple, no nid 4 d drama, let's unite, p'raps we can achieve sumtin 2geda. but franpharm reli has to get off his high horse. Franpharm i stil wana see u O! reli.

@frankpharm u ar reli startin to annoy me bro, but befor i deal wit u let me point out a few facts:
1. D reason y i took gce wuz becos d subjects i took in waec were science oriented and i wuz neva a science inclined person, Hence d reason i took gce to switch ova 2 arts.P'raps i shuld point out dat i also blitz ma waec.
2. I wuz not 'given' english dat wuz wat i applied for, and can i say dat a pume score of 66 aint exactly 'bananas'. I chose eng cuz dat iz wat i reli wanna study, u see i chose d course because its a gud foundation 4 wat i want to pursue in life. I av goals dat ive set 4 m'self. had i applied 4 law, mark ma words i wuld av gotten it! I jst dint fancy d course.
One mor tin, d personal attacks ar uncalld 4, u dint av 2 bring gentle25's parents into dhe equatn. Take it 4rm me, neva i repeat NEVA make an enemy dat u dn't av to, xpecialy in uniben, cus word gets arund, trust me, hell has no fury, u let d mizundastandin get to u, dat shows u av a low self esteem and pitiable sense of self worth. Tel me, were u abused as a child? cus u ar xzibtn d tell tale signs of an unbalancd yuth.I know a few pple whu kan help yu, just holla @ me.

@frankpharm ma homie i dont mean to blow my own trumpet but i must point out at diz tym dat i am a vry intellectual person, i av alwez blitz al ma xams in skuul, infact ma G.C.E wuz among d vry best 4 2008 chek:4251814283(buy scratch card wit ur money) and i did it wit no special centre only God's Grace. I can challenge u to an academic competition anyday and i say wit no fear of being proved wrong dat i wil whip ur ass(xcuse ma language). Wat i said was just 4 dhe fun of it and in kipin in tune wit ma funny orientation posts. Suffice it to say dat as Osaso1 reiterated, dose ar dhe realities on ground. Avin fun does not make one a dullard, intelligence is inbuilt and honed not sheer braggadacio. And it is u guyz whu sound so uptight dat reli do not know much, and u post items like dis to bolster ur self-esteem. Sure i av fun and do sum crazy stuff wit frnds but dat is al part of bein in college. In my current dept, im one of d best, i just had to change course, cus im not passionate abut dhe current one, so loosen up bro, u ar not dhe smartest person in ere, i kan assure yu.
@OSASO1 lol! sum of dhe fynest chics dey stay 4 ekosodin o! i tink u'r merely sufferin 4rm wat we old timers cal fresher dis-orientation. no wori wen u enta u go undastand.

@imhomoh guy! Like i said To me ekosodin is safer, but its up to u to dcide want u wanna do. Ask d pple u knw arnd, let em tel u, d one dat wil favour u. Gud luk!

Alrite guys lemme gyv u a few FAQ's abut UNIBEN
1.Wic faculties av d fynest girlz?: Social science/art, folowd by law, d rest are folowin closely.
2. Wat ar d basic tins i nid wen cumin 2 skuul: it depends, if ure a 'sharp guy' id say maybe a carton of condoms, and 4 d galz birth control pills, cuz we reli 'get it on' in UniBEN.
3. Wat is an exam panel: a body of pple whu u pray fervently wont invite u 4 a hearin.
4.Wat is d 'in' spot in uniben: der ar many but id say d HALL1/HALL 2 car park as 4rm 7pm.
5. Whu ar hardmen: pple u don't wanna mess wit in UNIBEN.
6. Whu is a tear rubber: d girl u ar hopin wil invite u 2 her place 4or 'private tutorials'

@deduntovic and kmute tanks i'll rite sum soon
@osaso1 trust me ma guy, ive bin in ekosodin 4 sum tym, true sumtimes tins get out of hand, but generally it is peaceful, cult guyz wil neva trouble u until yu trouble dem e.g wen yu mess with deir chic, the rumours are worse dan the reality.
no worry wen we jam 4 ben yu;l see. WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT UNIBEN SLANGS.

Here ar some popular uniben slangs
I HAIL O! Ds iz d vry popular gritin of UNIBEN students, dn't say gud mornin or gud aftanoon O! Dey wil automaticaly know u're a fresher.
Sharp guy: Evri skuul has one, diz is d fellow whu runs tins 4rm photocopyin 2 tutorials to girlz runs and evri oda types of 'Sharp runs' to make money. Dey ar d most enterprisin 1's and alwez av a lot of money by d tym dey wil be ready 2 graduate.
Bros: title 4 d guy whu wil alwez gyv u dough wen u av 'ran out'.
Chairman: dis iz d guy whu lives in his own self-containd apartment, and wil sumtimes 'borrow' u his haus, wen 'agro' hold u and u nid to 'enkh' a chic. Alwez respect ur chairman he'l luk out 4 ur interests n protect u 4rm d 'hardmen'.
Girlfriend: d girl whu cooks 4 u, does ur laundry, irons ur clothes, and is alwez handy 4 a quik game 'putt dat hole'.
Chic: d girl with whom u av a mutual respect and agreement, she alwez gyvs u dough, and u in turn shuld alwez be ready to 'swing it' wen she's in dhe mood.
Night readin: d ready made lie u av wen ur girlfrnd asks u wer u went al nyte or why ur clothes ar al mesd up, just tel her u went 4 'nite readin'.
School premises: where u don't want to be seen afta 1am. Watch out 4 mor! I'l rite dem soon.

@ imhomoh ur best bet is to stay in ekosodin, its mor lively dan osasogie. Contrary to what u myt tink its a very peaceful place, dn't step on anybodi's toes and u wil be left alone.
Ds ar ma digits 08034093572
or facebuk on ucheonline3000@yahoo.com
hit me up, n i wil show y'al arund.

@ALL u're welcome, just puttin in my own two cents
@OSAS01 bro u're very rite, speakin of wic der's is dis guy in the law dept dat sum cult guiz setup. Dis guy dey alwez roll wit chics, not dat its a bad thing, but dis guy own wuz too much. So dhe cult boiz set him up, guess wat dey did, dey sent one of deir girls 2 him, and dis guy jst fell in to deir trap.
**Get ready to laugh** d day when dey cum dis guy haus, diz guy dey busi dey 'ehnk' girl(d one dey sent 2 him) wen dey enter his haus. Imagine ow e go feel if u dey hit girl n cult boiz suddenly cum ur crib. Dey threaten d guy seriously (he wuz lucky dey dint do worse) dat was ow diz guy left ekosodin 4 good O! E no easy!

Mr Kpolli! Abeg see wetin u cause, because of of ur b.p, i don loose evritin! My job, my house, my wife, EVRITIN!
So for dat i nid donation from u! Abeg donate me one carton of star make i take 4get al ma problem diz saturday mornin.

Just a quick lil' tidbit of information 4 y'al: watch out 4 FRAUDSTERZ, cus dey abound in diff shapes n sizes in uniben, dnt trust evr1 whu cums 2 u wantin to help u, dey mite rip u off. Howeva, u av to be careful not to shun dose whu genuinely want to help u. SHINE UR EYEZ.
Also, it is advisable y'al get sumtin doin on a part-time basis, lyk a lil job u can do on dhe side afta lectures. Dnt alwez depend on ur folks, cuz it aint easy 4 dem, learn 2 be independent.
1 more tin, 4or dose of y'al whu lyk girls a lot or are 2 xtravagant u av 2 WATCH IT! cus trust me, a lot of bad guiz wil be watchin ur evri move. Xpecialy dose of y'al lyk me whu'l be stayin off-camp( Osasogie, ekosodin, bdpa) even duh uniben has simmer'd down in d last few years, der are stil some bad tins goin on dere, trust me i know, ive bin ere 4 like two years now 'so no go form like say u too dey, o'erwise 'hardmen' go treat ur Bleep up'. Be urself and congrats 4 d admission. It's not eazi.

S'up y'all? D name iz Uche. Are there any new English n Literature students on diz thread? Or any fac of arts student? Lets get 2 knw one anoda. Jst got admitd to ENL, but am an Old-timer in UNIBEN, cus i wuz in a different dept before i changd my course.
Y'al can hit me up on 08034093572
or add me on facebuk via ucheonline3000@yahoo.com
meanwhile nu studs resume on d 15th, wuld lik 2 hear 4rm y'al. I HAIL O!!

Hey pple! D name is Uche, a guy and 100 lev student of d English and Lit dept, but im an old-timer in UniBen.
I hear skuul wil resume by d 15th of diz month. Lets start socialising befor skuul rsumes.
Y'al kan hit me up on 08034093572 or add me on facebuk via ucheonline3000@yahoo.com
So whu's next? Let's get to meet you. I HAIL O!

hmmm now it's really on
at last sumone with some nerve

dn't worry m jst getin my groove on will be back at you

dumb reeaal DUMB!!!!!