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PoliticsRe: Lawyer Arrested By DSS For Writing Against Buhari On Facebook by Ucheosefoh(m): 3:28pm On Jan 17, 2016
reuben79:
see ur dirty mouth,its make u talk anyhow........is nt ur faulty anyway,u ar nt born wit moral
See who is talking of moral, you leave topic began talking rubbish and have the gut to talk about who is born with moral bro go buy commonsense you really need one
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Arrested By DSS For Writing Against Buhari On Facebook by Ucheosefoh(m): 8:55am On Jan 17, 2016
reuben79:
u never see anythin............when gej parked igbos to his government nobody talk and nobody make noise.........naaa buhari time........u will cry till eight years..........ijaws slave
We are talking of abuse of human rights, you are talking of appointments. Guy when you go get sense?
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Wizkid And Dammy Krane Reconcile by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:48pm On Jan 15, 2016
New method if you want to create more publicity start a beef with a star or co start and some mumu fans will take side to yab each other and their artist opponent at the end, the artists will make up, some mumu fans go don fight, injured on top their matter. The artists goes on making more money and the mumu fans end up empty handed
PhonesRe: My Stressful Two Days Experience At MTN Outlet For SIM Registration (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(op): 9:39am On Jan 12, 2016
16: MTN staff attending to a customer
cc: lalasticlala, seun
source http://ucheosefoh..com.ng/2016/01/my-stressful-two-days-experience-at-mtn.html

PhonesRe: My Stressful Two Days Experience At MTN Outlet For SIM Registration (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(op): 9:33am On Jan 12, 2016
14: Inside the MTN office
15: People sitting down including yours sincerely waiting for their turns to register

PhonesRe: My Stressful Two Days Experience At MTN Outlet For SIM Registration (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(op): 9:31am On Jan 12, 2016
13: People standing in the sun waiting to hear their names

PhonesRe: My Stressful Two Days Experience At MTN Outlet For SIM Registration (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(op): 9:27am On Jan 12, 2016
9: People waiting outside hoping the manager will have a change of heart

10: Waiting hopelessly
11: Some were making inquiry from MTN staffs about their manager's whereabouts

12: Next day

PhonesRe: My Stressful Two Days Experience At MTN Outlet For SIM Registration (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(op): 9:20am On Jan 12, 2016
6: The manager had to shut down the system and everywhere became dark

7; Outside, some people looked dejected after the manager thrown everybody out
8: The manager driving out through the next compound

PhonesRe: My Stressful Two Days Experience At MTN Outlet For SIM Registration (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(op): 9:14am On Jan 12, 2016
4: At the ATM
5: The crowd became restless shouting at the manager

PhonesRe: My Stressful Two Days Experience At MTN Outlet For SIM Registration (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(op): 9:09am On Jan 12, 2016
2: People waiting for the commencement of the registration
3: Crowd still waiting outside to write their names around 11 am

PhonesMy Stressful Two Days Experience At MTN Outlet For SIM Registration (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(op):
On 7th of January 2016 I woke around 1 am,
as I laid down waiting to sleep again I started having many thoughts and finally decided to go and update my bio metric data on my MTN sim card.
(This people don disturb me tire and I come reason the 5000 airtime wey I go receive.)
Finally I was able to fall asleep around 2:30 am but not without setting my alarm to ring at 5am I slept off.
5 am my alarm rang and I woke up, brush my teeth, boiled water for bathing, polished my shoe,
I was lucky there was light.
6 am I was through with my preparations armed with my voter’s card and my power bank I was ready to go.
I walked few meters to the main road where I waited for a bus that would take me to the nearest MTN outlet at Nkpor near Onitsha Anambra state, after standing for fifteen minutes I was able to get a bus that took me there about ten kilometers away from my house.
When I got there around 6:30 am,
to my greatest surprise I met some people there already writing down names on a peace of paper I joined the line waiting for my turn,
I wrote down my name and phone number with 133 as my attendees number and I stood aside taking pictures of people and environment in a coded way to avoid detection.
(if this people find out that I de snap them photo no be small beating I go receive )
7 am the gate was thrown open,
people who have form a crowd were rushing in taking sit that was orderly and carefully positioned inside the premises.
By then I have made few friends mainly married men,
young guys and few ladies while discussing in groups,
I began to notice that the VIPs were being attended to before the official commencement of the registration for the day.
One hour later the manager came out to address us, he spoke for some minutes giving instructions on how the registration will be conducted, the keynote was that elderly people,
disable people, pregnant women and nursing mothers will be giving preference treatment.
That was the beginning of our dilemma. The manager soon started calling names from one to thirty,
he stopped at number thirty and went inside to attend to others,
while we waited outside for our turn, prominent men and women were given free access while those on the line where kept waiting for their turns,
45 minutes later the manager came out and called the nursing mothers,
pregnant women, the elderly ones and twenty names to go inside for registration,
I noticed that many women formed the habit of giving out thier babies to their friends all in the name of nursing mothers.
(every woman don turn nursing mothers trust igbo people I believe some of the women go de rent their babes for a token all na business, I no blame them sha if your number na 500 and around 2 pm number 50 still de outside you go do worst sef,
me I even reason hiring crutches to form disable so that I will register early
)
Around 11 am I became hungry and went to the nearest ATM to withdraw (make hunger no kill man pikin) on my way out I snap some shots even inside the bank premises,
from there to a local eatery where I ate and came back as quick as possible when I came back the crowd were restless,
(gathering of mad people ndi ara) some where quarrelling with the manager,
while some made attempts to push their way inside,
around 6:30 pm my name and number was called out I walked inside smiling that finally I will do this and go home after a stressful day,
how wrong was I as the crowd forced their way in disrupting the registration of those of us already inside.
(village people handwork) All the manager’s effort to drive away the restless crowd was fruitless as the crowd refused to leave,
he ordered his workers to shut down their system and ordered his security to drive everybody away.
With a broken heart I left the premises after standing behind for thirty minutes.
What pained me most is that the late comers were happy. (
bad belle people) saying it is better that way that instead of them not being registered everybody should go home.
I called my friend who lives with his parents the next street that I will sleep over at his place and also informed my parents of my decision.
Friday 8th I woke around 4:45 am together with my guy we left his place.
To our greatest surprise we were number 105 and 106 respectively around 5am we arrived there. (some people no de sleep sef)
We wrote our names and numbers and went home to rest before coming back around 9 am to wait endlessly till 4 pm when I finally registered and went home.
my guy man take style toast babes there lucky him
Five things I learned

1: From my experience I understood that the married men and women were the worst set of people to manage and control, the show of shame by these set of people were pathetic because they were the main cause of crowd disputes.
2: MTN can frustrate the living day light out of people through the unending demands for SIM registrations, many people were complaining of doing their registrations more than three times since last year.
3: Human beings can only be handled with force that is the only way they can conduct themselves in public
4: I felt pity for the manager because he and his mediocre security were easily overwhelmed by the crowd, he comes in the morning and goes home around 11 pm everyday.
5: As you reason say you too de come early somebody is always ahead, imagine people coming to the premises around 3 am

Thank God I de rock my 5000 airtime now my stress, my sweat.

Written by Uche Osefoh

1: People writing down their names and numbers

Car TalkRe: Motorized Three-Wheel Tricycle Spotted In Onitsha (Photos) by Ucheosefoh(op): 8:28am On Jan 12, 2016
one more
cc: lalasticlala, seun

Car TalkMotorized Three-Wheel Tricycle Spotted In Onitsha (Photos) by Ucheosefoh(op): 8:26am On Jan 12, 2016

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by Ucheosefoh(m): 9:31pm On Jan 11, 2016
Jdesilentkiller:
Messi is just loved by his team mates, they will go any length to see him score. He also enjoys the support of Barca management, You mess with the cry baby and get booted out just like Zlatan.

Everybody criticize CR7 that he is not a team player forgetting that almost all Madrid players are individual players trying to outshine one another. Isco-selfish, Benzema-idiot/confused, Bale-sitting on the fence etc.

Ronaldo really try to do his best considering the environment he found himself in. Kudos to him.
lol whose fault is that? For your notice Ronaldo has flop in all big matches this season, is that a performance to win the award? Sorry bro cry us river baba na baba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by Ucheosefoh(m): 9:27pm On Jan 11, 2016
iyke926:
F**k FIFA!








CR7 is the best
sorry bro you need handkerchief to wipe your tears? Remember Musa and Sunday Olise all voted, incase you want the award go Zurich go collect am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by Ucheosefoh(m): 9:26pm On Jan 11, 2016
iyke926:
F**k FIFA!








CR7 is the best
sorry bro you need handkerchief to wipe your tears? Remember Musa and Sunday Olise all voted, incase you want to award go Zurich go collect am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by Ucheosefoh(m): 9:21pm On Jan 11, 2016
Meritocracy:
Messi doesn't worth it in the sense that he didn't change environment. Why must you be champion playing in the same club and same world class player, in my own opinion he should leave Barca and proof his superiority.
your reasoning is low no offense intended, Pele won almost all the trophies and awards in Santos yet many calls him the greatest, did you know Wale greatest player? Giggs yet he played all his career in Man U, did you know one of England all time greatest defender John Terry has spend all his playing career in Chelsea. Will you deny those men their achievements because they are one club players ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by Ucheosefoh(m): 9:10pm On Jan 11, 2016
yeanka007:
Proof me wrong.
we are talking football achievement that is why we are here, you de talk personal life, fashion and hating, stick to the topic maybe you will open a thread for that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by Ucheosefoh(m): 9:03pm On Jan 11, 2016
prinsam30:
I swear some fools don't just know how to talk and where to talk am, CR7 has made name for himself in every club he has played in, he won it with United 2008 and nobody else has ever clinch the the world best in English football since then.

This award belong to Spain, in as much as messi starts ahead of CR7 four years before CR7, it is meant to b so.

Messi deserves the award buh CR7 is the greatest footballer have known in the world

thank u
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FIFA Ballon d'Or 2016 On 11th January 2016 by Ucheosefoh(m): 8:54pm On Jan 11, 2016
yeanka007:
Man pick another player to hate cos Cr7 got it all, just name it, money, successfully football career and world recognition.

He is even the world most liked sport man currently.

Above all he is handsome unlike that dwarf.

Shey na because say you ugly where Cr7 dey na dey make you hate.

#TeamCr7 #ThereWillAlwaysBeHaters
all you wrote are inconsequential
PoliticsRe: Another Propaganda By Apc Busted!!! picture by Ucheosefoh(m): 11:50pm On Jan 10, 2016
Kai see bad market, their zombies were shouting very loud about an unverified news
PoliticsAchieving Government Of Accountability Through Media Chat And Internet by Ucheosefoh(op): 8:34pm On Jan 09, 2016
A government elected by the electorates to lead them should be accountable and human friendly for the benefit of the masses.
Government can not be everywhere or know all the corners of the state it governs which is why reaching out to the masses through means like media chat and internet is very important.
I remember during the former governor of Anambra state Dr Chris Nwabueze Ngige tenure as the governor he have a media chat programme aired by the state television station Anambra Broadcasting Station (ABS) every first Saturday of the month, where he interact with the public on numerous issues bothering the state.
I always look forward to it because I love watching the governor address many issues raised by people who calls and the appreciation of the previous callers on how he solved the problem in their locality.
Since he was sacked by the supreme court, the media chat died a natural death in the state. No means of reaching the governor except if by grace a prominent politician decides to inform the authority about his people’s plight.
We need a return of the media chat where the public can be able to interact with the governor either in expression of the delight or displeasure of his performance and also to draw government attention to the areas that need government intervention. The public can also be able to report any contractor who abandon or is doing unsatisfactory work to the governor for appropriate action to be taken.
Internet is another means especially in this computer age where people can communicate with the government through government owned website and email address.
The advantages are numerous
1: The governor will know the performance rating through the satisfaction report by the people
2: People will be able to lay their complaints to the governor for appropriate actions to be taken.
3: Fraudulent activities going on in some ministries can be leaked to the governor anonymously through the internet.
4: The governor through this means will update the people about his policy concerning the state.
5: It brings the government closer to the people.

The insensitivity of many governors in Nigeria and the corruption going on in many states is enough reason for the return of the media chat.
Many state governors quote false figures spent on ghost projects and white elephant projects which the people can not verify hereby giving them the opportunity to loot the state treasury dry.
With the freedom of information bill passed by Goodluck Jonathan administration the people must demand to know the day to day activities of the government, questions must be asked and the government will be forced to provide them.
With this, corruption at the state level will reduce drastically.
The media chat of Buhari provided many insights about his government policies lined up, he addressed many issues like the Subsidy, Biafra, Corruption fight, Proposed Budget and many more. It gives hope to the people who believe in his administration then I see no reason why the state governors will not adopt the idea if they want to convince us they have the interest of the masses at heart.
If we can force our state governors to adopt the media chat idea it will go a long way in reducing corruption and increase accountability.
Your criticism is allowed so is your corrections and opinions.

Written by Uche Osefoh

http://ucheosefoh..com.ng/2016/01/the-need-for-media-chat-with-governors.html

PhonesRe: Mark Zuckerberg's Epic Response To A Woman On Facebook(photos) by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:09am On Jan 06, 2016
Epic reply train your daughters to be successful not open legs for every successful guy because success is not sexually transmitted
CelebritiesRe: Poverty Na Bastard... Who Would Think Ortsafemi Will Be Dis Cute Again... by Ucheosefoh(m): 1:40am On Jan 06, 2016
Before picture was taken when he was young and with low quality camera, his now picture is taken at older age and with better quality camera and some editing I doubt if he look this good in real life. Don't always believe every picture you see on instagram.
CelebritiesRe: See The Boobs Revealing Outfit A Nigerian Lady Wore To Quilox Pool Party(pics) by Ucheosefoh(m): 1:31am On Jan 06, 2016
I wonder why it is ladies with fallen Olympus that love displaying it
RomanceRe: Guys, What Would You Do In This Situation (photo) by Ucheosefoh(m): 1:25am On Jan 06, 2016
Since both of them are unhappy in the relationship I think the feeling is mutual, he should break up with her to avoid a life long regret
RomanceRe: Ladies If You Find Any Of These 10 Signs, Then Your Man Is still Immature. by Ucheosefoh(m): 1:21am On Jan 06, 2016
With these points 80 percent of guys in nairaland are immatured fact.
TravelRe: Welcome To Akure City (pictures) by Ucheosefoh(m): 1:15am On Jan 06, 2016
Nice pictures it baffles me why some people are saying this man is not performing seems any governor out side APC is not a performer in their eyes
CelebritiesRe: Davido Hospitalized, About To Be Discharged by Ucheosefoh(m): 12:55am On Jan 06, 2016
Who this people wan decieve
WebmastersRe: 7 Awesome Reasons To Start Your Blog This Year by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:17pm On Jan 05, 2016
folks4luv:
Yes u can, I use a tecno H5 to blog, not easy, but i still do it anyway. U just need a good browser. Uc browser, fire fox, chrome etc r good. U can also download d blogger app too, though d app is a lil dry to me
somebody who is using self hosting domain name on wordpress can that person be able to register his blog and get accepted by adsense
RomanceRe: 8 Things Poor Dudes Can Relate With by Ucheosefoh(op): 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2016
MRBrownJ:
@Ucheosefoh
i am so pissed off when i see such myopic write ups, and then these same men will turn around and call these women olosho, when the reality is that these men are the ones who allow such women to act this way with them.

1:Your girlfriend will never be faithful
if the brokeass wh0re you are dating will never be faithful to you because you are broke then guess what?! she still wont be faithful to you when you are rich, because there will always be a richer man than you.... so the issue is NOT your financial status but the damaged brain of that said babe

2: She may have no respect for your feelings
again, the problem here is not your financial status, the problem is that animal you are dating who values you on the wrong foundations. count your blessings that you discover the type of disrespectful criminal she was, in due time

3: She will be rude along the line
these are traits that you dont want in a future partner, and whether broke or not, she has no right saying these hurtful words.... again COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS that you discover her true self before it was too late
btw a cheating woman is a cheating woman, and there is nothing you can do about it.


4: She will not be proud to introduce you to her close friends.
and you should equally not want to be introduced to her fake phoney friends who may also value you via how much you have. anyone who view you as an "investment" instead of partner, should be dropped INSTANTLY

5: She will be open with you
would you rather she lies to you everyday?!?!?!?!?!?!? thats great, let her be honest so you know exactly the type of demon you are sleeping with, and subsequently run as far as you can from her. unless you are MAD, there is no reason to stay with a wh0re who tells you she is cheating

6: Backstabbing
great!!! thank your "ex" friend for getting rid f these demons from your life, AND fake friends in the same instance.
real friends will be down and broke with you, and the one helping you get financially stronger, and not use your poor financial state to defraud you. good riddance to bad rubbish, as they deserve each other


7: Painful breakup
LIFE is painful, and this same gal wh0re will break up with that rich guy when a RICHER guy comes her way... its called KARMA

8: Disrespectful
nobody (whether poor or rich) should stand or even date disrespectful/rude people. they are just a waste of time, and a clear indication of the kind of BAD friend/lover/mother/wife they will end up being

here is MBJ's advice: there are lots of men out there who are broke, at the end of the month, because they TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS (aka paid the rent, paid all the bills, paid for the car notes, put food in the fridge and on the table, clothes on their back and settle whatever is outstanding in their lives), and thats OK. dont let any brokeasss miserable hungry begging deluded woman tell you otherwise, you ARE doing what is right!
Valid points you made, but it is the reality of life that many broke dudes face everyday just that some foolish ones continue to face it everyday while the smart ones run away once they notice it.

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