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MrCork:
...and am not sayn u ugly coz u not really ugly...all am sayn is that u do hav tribal mark meanin it shud be OK for u to ask babe out via face book!

Tanks 4 yhur - Stupidity!

hope am ryte... if nt yhu can move yhur a.s.s 2 the - LEF.t

CrazyMan:
He's right saturday is the sabbath not sunday.

The week starts on Sunday and ends on Saturday which is the seventh (7th) day...

On the issue of changing your place of worship, I don't think its necessary. Christ said those who worship him should worship him in spirit and truth, meaning he (God) is more interested in your spiritual life than in your physical. Therefore whichever day you choose to worship him doesn't matter, what matters most is your heart.

i love yhur movement (no homo) *
if i may ask you b pastor?

Dotwillis1:
lol, well yhu don't know me

you be Wili Wili??...nex tym dnt jst jump into conclusion in matters
dat re nt meant 4 yhu... o yea
hope yhu got it ryte - Son?

Dotwillis1:
yhu are....! Yhur question is mestigrating

Btw, lemme help yhu wit ma opinion; better to capture ha hrt 1st on watsapp ....cuz when itz 'in person' u myt nt be attracted to ha

yhu re a skank!

MrCork:
...it depends.....do u hav tribal mark? (no oofeinse)

You can check my profile - Dawg

MrCork:
...it depends.....do u hav tribal mark? (no oofeinse)

You can check my profile - Dawg

I came across a Guy yesterday where i went to repair my laptop.

And he was supposed to be the engineer there - to cut the story short -

i told him the problem of my laptop, so he said i should come and pick it On Monday - Shuu!

I told him i gotta use it on Sunday for some stuff (non of Your business ).

And he was like - i must attend morning service in my church tomorrow - and i said to him
tomorrow isn't Sunday dude.

he replied my church worships on Saturday not Sunday.

i was shocked - i asked him what country re you from??..or you re a Jewish?

he said when is the first day of the week - i replied Sunday.

He then opened the Bible app in his phone and scrolled to Exodus 20:8 and i read it to Verse 11 (you can check it yourself)

so he said i should count from the 1st day of the week to the 7th day
and Saturday was the seventh (Sabbath) day.

I wasn't convinced (but was surprise)
cause is has been there before they gave birth to my Da.d
Lol.

but he refuse to tell me where he worships.


So i need your opinions - what (do you think ) re your thoughts??

Should i change my Chur.ch?
or Confront my Pries.t?

Dotwillis1:
watz the grizzling al 'bout? just dhiz question? ..Nd yhu r lik 'pls help! Lik a wench encompass'd ha '32 around ur D'

hey niqqa!...wats yha problem??

MzNelly:
"Toasting."

but i don't see her Like a bread

MzNelly:
Send me the transportation fare and state the date and time.

my belle a' burst

ok lets say he lives near Chad... will yhu go?

MzNelly:
Why would you ask me out via a social media?

See me in person and do the needful.

The only exception to the rule is if it's a LDR thingy.

Needful??... L.i.ke??

Please is right for a guy to ask a girl out

through social media eg. Whatsapp??

hahahaha Mah Belle a Burst hahahaha Mah Belle a Burst


;;;

emiye:
Market GEJ in the light of the following :

1. 400,000 barrels of oil stolen daily, yet pipeline protection contracts running in to billions of Naira in the hands of terrorists/militants

2. increased petrol price from 65-97naira in a period of oil boom over 110usd/barrel consistently for years,

3. power supply has not seen any worthwhile improvement 5 years down the line, it is still the same 4,000mw bullshittt+- , i have been hearing since the Obj regime . I just saw a protest on Channelstv of Benin youths destroying properties of the distribution company in care of the region due to poor power supply to their area

4. Thrillions used in paying fraudulent kerosene subsidy annually, that same amount can build four (4.) or more large scale refineries and there would be change. Yet kerosene sold at over N120 to the populace instead of the claimed N50. Refined petroleum products still imported to the detriment of the country's foreign exchange.

5 Excess crude oil account wiped out, external debt profile rising again after debt relief of 2005, and OBJ's pay off of debt. Foreign reserve account depleting.

6. Several local govts taken over by BH, and BH obviously is enlarging its coast, over 2,000 killed in Baga days ago, yet the man does not appear bothered. Military men at warfront claims military weapons are inadequate and not up to date.

7. Failed to diversify the economy after 5 years, but simply lip service, 70% of the budget still on recurrent expenditure in a developing country that needs lots of physical infrastructures .

8. No concrete plan for grand scale unemployment that is a ticking time bomb, but minimalist approach like "youwin" that provides 1,000 jobs annually in a country with hundreds of million unemployed youth.

Mr. Bhoi Sharap!

jst can't pax by.


wit out commentin.

i hv been frustrated 4 long, bt tank god sai solution din land.

Guys we made it...1st tym my topic made FP...+ big up's to yhu moderator.

oya wait am kumin...wanna go 4 a research.
































oya am bk...

Do yhu know dat GEJ will win 2015 election?


Do yhu know dat, dat APC (All Papa's Conference) Aspirant & his running mate

might nt see 2015? (abeg i no call person name, besides

dey re many aspirant under APCC)

Menh when i saw this, i kept laughing.


And i just can't answer the dudes question.


What do you think?

pimplucious:
A single live is far more important than any amount of train or whatsoever. Even if the whole of naija is turned into a well refurbished train I don't give a damn just do something about ur cluelessness and the #ChibokGirls then u might get my support.

Untill then let only the narrow minded and intern rodents keep clamoring for a 2nd term which I doubt u will get.

craze dey yha head ni

so this post do not hit front page @moderator??

With this, what do you think will happen if GMB wins 2015
presidential election?

A global survey has found out that Indians might be the most
addicted people in the face of earth in terms of smartphone
usage. According to statistics presented by San Francisco,
USA-based B2X Care Solutions, 57 percent of Indians cannot
go on their day-to-day activities without touching their
smartphones.


Germans were found out to be the least addicted even though
58 % of adults keep their devices inside their pockets or within
reach for the most part of the day.


In the United States, 98 % of people between the ages of 16
and 29 keep their smartphones in range when sleeping.


An
online poll also found out that 13 % wouldn’t part with their
phones for one week even when given a $500 incentive.


The research also found out that phone repairs are usually
carried out fast enough in the United States as it takes less
than 24 hours to get most devices repaired and returned to
respective owners. In India, Brazil and Germany, it can take up
to eight days to complete these repair services.


China is the biggest spender. 75 % of the Chinese spend $250
and above when purchasing a smartphone while 80 % of the
entire adult population have at least two phones each. These
phones are usually replaced within the time frame of a year.

So many Nigeria musicians are claiming that fela's music
is among there number one source of inspiration.

fela is known in different countries in the world,

And we know that fela's music passes good message.

So do you think we should study the legend in our
tertiary institutions?

for future purposes.

please we need your opinions.

Came across a guy today, and he was arguing about how our naira has been depreciated... blah blah blah.

And i asked him just one question, What is the name of the CBN governor?

guess what??

the guy don't know it.
ahh ahh ahh.

so if you re a true 9ja citizen, please answer this question
without goggle or checking our new Note's.

i rest my case.

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nw am bak i go buy agege bread...i waste tym abi??..
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nw am bak i go buy agege bread...i waste tym abi??..
oya no vest.. chop small

does it make any sense to date a girl living in the same compound with you

On the 12th of November, GEJ and The CBN Governor Unveiled the centenary note.

Still today i haven't set my eyes on that note,
and i even live in abuja.

Pls ooo, have you seen it

The female breasts, also known as “the twins” or “the girls”,
have remained the most conspicuous and attractive feature of
the female sexual organ. Perhaps, its strategic positioning
and function adds to its importance in the life of a woman.
Besides the age long biological function of the breasts as a
source of food and nourishment for babies, the breast is also
a major source of sexual attraction for the male specie, just
as it is also a key sexual organ for the woman, highly
sensitive to stimulation. The fact that they come in various
shapes and sizes, further add to their uniqueness and
endearing place in our hearts as humans.
As a sexual organ, the breasts have been known to give
immense pleasure to both men and women during sexual
encounters. In fact, some women have reportedly disclosed
that they are capable of achieving orgasm even when
thoroughly stimulated through sucking and caressing of the
breasts alone. Though, because of this highly sensitive nature,
some women find it very uncomfortable or even painful to
submit their twin girls to constant sexual manipulation of any
kind.
Interestingly, men are constantly drawn to the breasts. A lot of
this attraction has been attributed to psychological
composition, perception and beliefs. For, pray, why would a
full grown man be obsessed with sucking some mounds of
milkless breasts? I don’t often get logical answers to this
question when I ask. The function of the breasts in sexual
behaviour has been attributed to human Face -to -Face
copulation that is unusual among other mammals. Since the
breast already serves the function of mother-infant bonding,
then it is also excellent for male -female bonding, says an
argument. After all, it is just within reach.
For those familiar with some of the social media platforms,
you would have come across a particular message that has
been making the rounds for a couple of years now.
Purportedly attributed to the BBC as source, this message
usually springs out during the cancer awareness months and
in support of cancer prevention campaign. As expected, it
elicits a wide range of controversies from both men and
women, from humour to disdain and sexual innuendoes, while
some others believe the content hook, line and sinker. The
purported message is claimed to have been issued by the
Ministry of Health in the fight against breast cancer. One of
the versions I have received read thus:
Very soon, women will be paying men to have their breasts
sucked! According to a report on BBC website, Doctors
recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast
cancer by having their breasts sucked thoroughly and
vigorously. It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers
the risk level that tends to build up lumps leading to breast
cancer. The breast must be sucked as often as possible. Help
women fight breast cancer today. Men, please do your part
and suck a breast now! And women, please endeavour to
make it available regularly…… This message is from the
Ministry of Health in the fight against breast cancer.
I have tried several times without success to get a
confirmation for this story on the mentioned websites
including cancer.org and some others in related fields. But
perhaps, someone out there knows the original and authentic
source of this message? Please share it with us!
As interesting as this message may be, as well as the
different responses it receives anytime it is being passed
around, depending on which side of the divide you find
yourself, I am more worried about the health implications
attached. Cancer is not something to make jokes out of as it
claims millions of lives across the world every year. Again,
some frightened lady who hitherto was not in favour of breast
sucking may easily submit herself to torture with the belief
that she is suffering for a good reason. Please, let us not
confuse issues. Breast feeding is not the same as breast
sucking. Breast feeding is the process of feeding new born
and infants with breast milk. It is this that has been medically
proven to be of immense benefit to both mother and child
and can prevent breast cancer. There are no scientifically
proven studies indicating that breast sucking is of any
medical benefit to the the woman whose breast is being
sucked or the person doing the sucking.
However, what has been scientifically proven is the fact that
breast sucking when properly performed is of immense
pleasure to the woman and may sometime on its own lead to
orgasm or when combined with some other forms of sexual
stimulation will help a woman to achieve orgasm quicker.
Again, neither has any research shown that breast sucking
can give a woman cancer.
So ladies, please relax and allow your guys do the job for
you. if you are not enjoying the way he is doing it, tell him. I
can assure you, it’s a win-win situation.

www.vanguardngr.com/2014/05/breast-sucking-good/

Paradise163:
Hot gini?
come see my Grandma for village
she hot pass this one
feeling my hometown like never before


***mama biko tinyekwuru m abacha***

Badt guy

Diz 1 nah madness ooo...

naturally:
Hmmm, tailors, mechanics and carpenter behave almost the same way.

When you decide to look for another person, the new one will be efficiently effective for just few weeks/months before they start showing their real color.

naturally:
Hmmm, tailors, mechanics and carpenter behave almost the same way.

When you decide to look for another person, the new one will be efficiently effective for just few weeks/months before they start showing their real color.

naturally:
Hmmm, tailors, mechanics and carpenter behave almost the same way.

When you decide to look for another person, the new one will be efficiently effective for just few weeks/months before they start showing their real color.

true talk