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Religion / Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla 2023 Prophecies by uchman(m): 6:49am On Jan 03, 2023
I read all and I will try to remember them to know the real from fake.

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Politics / Re: 2023: More Labor Party Candidates In Lagos (Photos) by uchman(m): 6:34am On Jan 03, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Wow!

A Yoruba Man contesting Election in Abia state? shocked

Dat's Nice. Peter Obi presidency will bring alot of Unity and Togetherness to this Country. smiley

I will encourage the development
Politics / Re: 2023: More Labor Party Candidates In Lagos (Photos) by uchman(m): 6:30am On Jan 03, 2023
post=119656171:

No wahala bitter f**l

See as their picture fine
Autos / Re: SOLD!!!HOTTEST DEAL!!! Registered 2009 Acura MDX (zero Issue+catalyst intact) by uchman(m): 7:13pm On Dec 31, 2022
Why am I crying for this post?
Business To Business / Re: NORTHERN FOODSTUFFS(AGRO produce) "cheapest rate ever" (MAUREENHD ENTERPRISES) by uchman(m): 10:59am On Dec 31, 2022
Goodluck Maureenhd,
I see you going to places with your business style, I am thinking of what to order from you...
God bless you and happy new year in advance

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by uchman(m): 10:36am On Dec 31, 2022
IyaTola:
The yearning of many educated citizens to ‘japa’ has been answered by the UK’s TRA (Teaching Regulation Agency). The TRA recently invited teachers to apply for QTS (Qualified Teacher Status) from February 2023. There’s likely to be an influx; so would the Agency be ready?

The prerequisite for this new scheme (initially open to nine countries, four of which are African) is ‘a minimum of two years teaching experience’, plus a bachelors degree and at least a C or better in English, Maths and a Science subject. These are the requirements needed to apply for an assessment-only QTS. An IELTS score of 5.5 or equivalent qualification would suffice as evidence of English competency.

The UK’s www.gov.uk website provides further information on visa application. Also, it lists the pay for an inner London QTS teacher as £34,500.00 pa. It would probably be useful if the site educated those who haven’t worked in the UK that one third of the gross (11k plus) wouldn’t end up in the employee’s bank account due to taxes and national insurance deductions.

The significant deductions may not deter many, whose thoughts would still be: where do I sign? Another thought that would occupy their minds would be estimates of the net pay multiplied by the current exchange rate.

As educators continue to react to this new policy on four continents, some key perspectives that need to be explored are: relocation allowance, the reduction of teachers in a country with the greatest number of out-of-school children, as well as how, teachers arriving in the UK receive prior training/simulations that would enable them positively engage young learners in an English government-maintained school.

Do you think that IELTS will be required from Nigerians?

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Education / Re: .....academy Tales.... by uchman(m): 12:19pm On Dec 28, 2022
Make I no put mouth for Army men matter
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by uchman(m): 1:02pm On Dec 27, 2022
naturalwaves:

That is before tax. After tax , what would you be left with? After paying for your accomodation, what would you be left with and then bills too. A shared apartment can even cost as much as 700k a month . Something like a self con can cost as high as 1M to 1.2M a month. Teachers are generally poorly remunerated worldwide. In my opinion, the offer is trash.

Let's say £1k for monthly expenses.
£1300 is 100% better when compared to Nija
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by uchman(m): 1:00pm On Dec 27, 2022
Creativity22:

You will pay tax, feeding, house rent and other bills from the £2300

Yes and they wont take more than £1k and there will still be £1300, do the maths.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by uchman(m): 9:54am On Dec 27, 2022
Newness2019:
I KNOW THE CULTURE SO I WON'T BE OFFENDED.

I WOULD SIMPLY SAY NO, I AM A TEACHER, REMEMBERING WHAT BROUGHT ME THERE FROM MY COUNTRY.

... and the pounds involved.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by uchman(m): 9:53am On Dec 27, 2022
sukkot:
he is correct. if you teach in the uk you have to kill your ego. meaning you have to accept that the children are greater than you and can yab you or throw balled up papers at you while you are teaching and nothing you can do about it. if you cannot accept that reality then uk teaching is not for you. women and children are the most powerful in that society and can do and undo. the laws revolve around them.

truthfully you have to be a captivating personality and a great orator and very witty before they can respect you. you control them with your oratory skills and wit and when they get enthralled by you then they will calm down and give you your respect. over there you have to earn your respect. they dont give it to you. dont come there with an african accent either. try to neutralise your accent or they will yab you taya

This one fear me but no problem, make dey yab.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by uchman(m): 9:50am On Dec 27, 2022
pedrilo:
We move still

We move still my brother because £2300 pounds a month is running into #1.5M if not more...
Whatever they want, they should write on the board, it's not my concern.
My concern will only be the £££ which I have already calculated in my mind.

This post have been long why plenty people come dey comment today abi is it now on front page?

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Health / Re: Have You Ever Overdosed On Colorado?? by uchman(m): 7:52am On Dec 27, 2022
ominilongest:
CO na For CEOs...if ur brain no fit carry m even a Puff go make u loose it in a sec
But as me dey like this I don dey on 1 stick.
And I don dey roll another 1 like this like this.

Baba you be low key, na matches you still dey use?
Travel / Re: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by uchman(m): 9:01am On Dec 26, 2022
Ustec:

Is it true that Argentina is the most racist country in the world, I heard there are no blacks in Argentina?

How many times do you want him to answer this question?

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Education / Re: .....academy Tales.... by uchman(m): 9:03am On Dec 22, 2022
Onigawara:
After getting into the mess, we lined up and collected our Chaw. Meanwhile you dared not sit down and start eating your Chaw without first saluting it...
After saluting, we got the signal to dig the Chaw. Immediately we started eating, lo and behold they counted from 1 to 10 and made us dustbin the remaining Chaw....
Sh*t annoyed me cuz I didn't Chaw more than 3 forks but with time we all learned to eat fast with cutlery irrespective of if the food was burning like hell...

From the mess, they wheeled us outside again and we served PUTTEE...

It was already very dark and obviously lights out was jux around the corner...
Some went on to wash their salalas and white canvasses but bcus of how tired I was I mounted my bed immediately we were allowed to....

I dozed off immediately I mounted that bed... Suddenly, in my sleep I started hearing what sounded like a prep winger ranting like a rejected second wife...
BEFORE THE COUNT OF 10, THE LAST DALET BASTARD IS COVERED UP HERE.... ONE, TWO, THREE......
I ignored him like I would to a fool and continued cutting my sweet 5 jejely grin

SUDDENLY!!!!!!!! I heard a very loud bang from a bunk not far away from mine grin
Obviously you didn't need a prophet to tell you that some had been used as a scape goat grin...

I unmounted my bed with the speed of light.... My bunk mate, like Petr Cech, dived down from the up bunk... Cadets were running Helter skelter. We were all confused... I felt like I hadn't slept for more than 5 minutes and they're already waking us up for what reason exactly? I thought to myself.... It was 1:45am (time for chikapa)

After being briefed what chikapa meant and how it's done, we started water logging, scrubbing and dry mopping....
We scrubbed, scrubbed and scrubbed untill we could see ourselves clearly from the floor. There was little to no time to bath as it was already time for muster parade. We marched outside again for yet another round of rigorous training

Cc: Scoutvibe Effizzy130 Stormtrooper11

Walahi!
I no go fit be Army
Travel / Re: Travel by uchman(m): 8:26am On Dec 22, 2022
Lisa12345:

UK electronic visa waiver For Saudi Arabia and Bahrain Nationals

Nationals of Bahrain and Saudi Arabia can apply to travel to the United Kingdom for 6 months with an electronic visa waiver.

An electronic visa waiver is a permit that allows eligible nationals to gain entry into the UK without a visa. All they need to do is to complete an online visa application form.

This development is a strategic move from the UK government to help deepen the relationship between the United Kingdom and the two countries.

Officially, the two countries had joined other GCC states having the waiver status. The move will help maintain security and effective border processes ensuring necessary security checks are carried out ahead of travel.
Read more at https://www.doityourselfimmigration.org/post/uk-electronic-visa-waiver-got-saudi-arabia-and-bahrain-nationals


We are Nigerians
Romance / Re: Argentina Ladies Go Topless In Qatar After World Cup Win(photos, 18+) by uchman(m): 4:51pm On Dec 19, 2022
Creamcrest:
Why should the boobs be blurred when the owners willing opened it for the world to see

Why?

Crying more than the bereaved abi drinking panadol for another person's headache.
Family / Re: My Ikoyi Registry Experience by uchman(m): 8:26pm On Dec 17, 2022
Japa dey smell for this una pictures
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Sweden Come Ooo!! by uchman(m): 8:23pm On Dec 17, 2022
Tell us how you got your tourist Visa and documents required?

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Travel / Re: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by uchman(m): 2:56pm On Dec 16, 2022
davodyguy:
No longer going to Japan, as my Italian visa was approved and going to Rome for Holiday.

May be will do Next year
Hello brother,
Can you give me a contact in Japan that will give me business letter of invitation, I deal on used auto parts and I think I can provide other documents required.
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by uchman(m): 4:42pm On Dec 14, 2022
Slawormirr:
.

Bro relax, you will get the Visa, you have nothing to worry about.
Travel / Re: Portugal Job Seekers Visa by uchman(m): 10:26pm On Dec 13, 2022
OsiEnterprise4:


Naso, I think I will do dissame, am in Benin City

Bro, abeg give me link to apply
Politics / Re: Nobody Can Threaten Me Over My Preferred Candidate – Obasanjo Says Of His Suppor by uchman(m): 6:43pm On Dec 13, 2022
Buhari4sale:
If na rape dem use born you comment below me

No be rape dey use born me and I don comment
Food / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Street Food? (pictures) by uchman(m): 6:41pm On Dec 13, 2022
Everything on those pictures goes for me

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Autos / Re: Distress Sale Registered 2009 Highlander Limited Edition by uchman(m): 4:14pm On Dec 13, 2022
Tell us the full story...
Romance / Re: Nigerian Babe With Debts Will Put It On Your Head - Indian Widow by uchman(m): 4:12pm On Dec 13, 2022
Can the motivational speakers allow us to say that "it's a bad choice to be a Nigerian"
#Justsayingthou#
Travel / Re: Thread For Nigerians In Other African Countries by uchman(m): 7:09am On Dec 10, 2022
Nwaotu10:

Yeah, I've 3 years teaching experience. I left the profession two years ago. Teaching in this part of world is a colossal waste of time, it barely guarantee a sustainable future.

As regards certification, I just have my bacherlors degree and Nysc discharge certificate.
I purposely didn't sit for TRCN Exam because, I felt I wouldn't be needing the cert. Poor runemeration peculiar with taching truncated my inclination of becoming a pedagod, boss.
TEFL-- Nil

Would not having this two certifications compromise my chances of being picked?

ALT Japan... No
Career / Re: Can I Minimise Tab When Writing A Webcam Assessment? by uchman(m): 6:33am On Dec 10, 2022
Heywhizzy007:
Hello guys,

Please I need your advice, can I minimise tab to visit other websites probably for answers when writing a webcam test?

It always lead to disqualification
Business / Re: Having A Negative Balance On My Bank Account by uchman(m): 8:51pm On Dec 09, 2022
ajasam12:
Guys please,
I tried sending some money from my GTB dis morning to my other bank account,
But after some hours another person sent me money and i realized the previous amount i sent to my other bank was still in my GTB while i already received a credit alert from my other bank.
Then i tried sending the whole money in my GTB to my other bank to be sure if it's figure error from the app, but to my surprise i got credited on my other bank and the money was still intact on my GTB app, and i did same transaction up to six times �, until i got a point my conscience asked me to stop, but i think after several hours the bank fixed their network ish and realized there was an unrecognized transaction on my account now all the debit transactions i did isn't reflecting on my statement of account.
But now my account is on Minus 800k

800k loun loun

Kuku transfer their money back, they don catch you be say them don catch you.
Travel / Re: Japa Within Nigeria by uchman(m): 8:35pm On Dec 09, 2022
As in "Pennyless" without money?
That means from accomodation, feeding, clothing, transportation and others will be sorted by the host?
Do you have any skill?
Your age?
Romance / Re: Invest In Your Future And Avoid Modern Girls - Dandizzy Advises Hustling Men by uchman(m): 8:31pm On Dec 09, 2022
alhajimansurgs:
Side chick is a young girl between 18 and 25 years. If you are between 26 and 30, you are a side hen and above 30 you are a vu.ltu.re, side vult.u.re ��‍♀️��‍♀️

Romance / Re: Today At Work by uchman(m): 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

If you are a niggar then look for someone to tie weed for you...light it up and take a bottle as you are smoking

Then say this to your self When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us

Because of this, I will start taking weed, indeed, this your write ups is full of wisdom.

I remember the day I was sacked from work, i fell sick and that was the last day i worked for someone.

OP, follow my post today and you will see where we discussed about teaching in one of the trends.

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