₦airaland Forum

Tomorrow morning, walk into any GTBank branch around you and deposit the N500 into the following account. Name: Amaechi Udozeal P. Account No: 6000639310. Once done, just know that your name has been written in the Good Nigerians' book of records. Thank U.

Ayus4u:
ATM Machine gave me additional N500. What should i do?

Oga, what are you on...? Cos basically you didn't even drive any point home.

Please how can I get the free dvd tutorial. I'm in Owerri. His work is indeed nice considering the fact he is a newbie.

90% percent of Americans claim they don't like Donald Trump yet he lead in polls. So my question is 'Who is voting for Donald Trump?'.

And she was supposedly sexy? What's sexy about fat? Only sexy if they are burnt. Well hers is genetic. Can't be burnt

PDP were busy looking for Buhari's certificate while APC were busy campaigning. Don't blame nobody what you sow is what you reap.

This is really serious. Since jobs are far fetched and everyone is establishing his or her own business. It seems the touts have started their own business on you guys. #Naija

MC Galaxy is making Akwa Ibomites proud unlike that one called Iyanya. PS: I'm not from Akwa Ibom nor Cross River state.

JAY Z HEADS TO
NIGERIA IN SEARCH OF
TALENT

Rap and business
mogul Jay-Z said his
new company Tidal has
embarked on a talent
hunt in Nigeria.

FULL DETAILS>> http://frikkil..in/2015/05/jay-z-heads-to-nigeria-in-search-of.html

3. Charter a private air-conditioned vehicle: Yes you have to charter and board a private air-conditioned vehicle because if you board a public one then your fellow passengers will come online and discredit your claim that you trekked with words like "haba, people can lie o. No b dis one wey buy Gala n La casera for inside bus." and you won't want that to happen. So you charter a private air-conditioned vehicle so that you can wind up the glasses and not suffocate. Also so that Nigerians that like popping their heads out of car windows just to look at passengers in other vehicles won't see and recognize you later on when you become famous.

IF YOU WANT THE FULL EBOOK THEN ORDER FOR IT NOW. Gracias!

Since Trekking is now a hot trend. And people who trek become famous and win dinner or lunch dates with presidents and governors or even get political appointments. Therefore, I'm selling an Ebook titled 'How To Trek Long Distances in a Short Time and Get a Handshake from the President/Governor'.

PS: Limited copies available, Order Now to avoid last minute hurries.

1. Hire a Blogger: Yes you need a blogger who will post 'trekking pictures' of you sweating profusing as the supposed result of trekking a long distance under the hot sun even if you boarded an air-conditioned vehicle to your destination.

2. Buy a smartphone with high camera quality or better still a digital camera: You don't want us straining our eyes just to see you sweat. You know Nigerians are doubting thomases, they'll use words like 'show pics or I no go believe' when you don't post clear pictures. So take a clear photo from an expensive smartphone. If you can't afford a smartphone then borrow money and buy one afterall you'll have alot of money to pay back once you've shaked the president.

this is the result so far.

I have never seen me fighting for
ladies in this way, but an article I
was writing motivated this title
and I had to give it heart and time
to see that the world reads this
truth no one has ever bothered to
tell.
My apologies to the legend himself,
Tuface Idibia for being on the title,
but you are just the opposite of a
perfect example for what the entire
article will revolve around, because
if a lady had been wielding your
name with every achievements you
have, I believe she would still be
single and probably searching for a
worthy candidate to warm her bed
with the title of about seventh
husband.
I once thought ladies in
entertainment industry were
unserious until I analyzed certain
conditions they are usually faced
with. A female entertainer should
need about thrice the courage her
male counterpart would summon
before taking a step into the
industry, because of the usual
societal attachments to being a
female entertainer.
One sweet dream of every African
woman is to get married in a home
that will stand the taste of time;
have beautiful kids that will make
her proud whenever she stands
with other women. A friend of
mine once argued that evens nuns
often dream of this.
To make his case stronger, he said
that the wedding day of a woman,
is often one of the days she will
never forget in her entire life. No
matter how old they are, they can
tell the story of how their husband
proposed as well as how every
arrangement was made until it
ended at the wedding day. No
wonder when you fail to attend the
wedding of a lady, you become her
enemy forever or many years.
The society believes that female
entertainers live wayward lives and
I believe this comparism has been
drawn from their male
counterparts who are often
celebrated for their waywardness.
A blog post read ‘Wizkid grabs the
breast of a female fan’, ‘Timaya and
girlfriend expecting baby boy’ or
‘Paul of Psquare proposes to
girlfriend’ we read them and see
that in most cases, the number of
negative comments we see are
very few, unlike when the camera
picked Tiwa Savage from under,
Nigerians nailed her.
Who nailed PSquare when one of
them poured juice into his trouser
while on stage, we tagged it sexy
act. Funny country in a funny
continent.
It will be very unfair to put the
ratio of male artistes to their
female counterparts to about 10:1,
because the margin is bigger than
that and daily we watch it increase
because the ladies have not
received the respect they ought to
get from us.
The few that summoned the
courage to remain in the industry
have either looked for
controversies to attract reasonable
attention from the media.
Tonto Dike, Cossy Orjiakor and
gospel singer turned ‘sexy mama’,
Maheeda have all been noticed
because of what they have done
the other way round, while the
likes of Ini Edo are noticed because
they attend events with a bag
worth millions of naira. None of
these can inspire a kid to greatness.
For a humble family watching this
industry carefully, would they let
their daughter join the industry just
like that? Would they be prepared
to see their daughter cover the
pages of magazines for a scandal
that was actually cooked up for
media attention?
Entertainers are known to spend
most of their nights in hotel rooms
after performances or appearances
in events and what do we call
ladies who live that kind of life in
an average African setting.
Waywards!!
Ladies have received many unfair
titles with the worst being the
regular tagging of ‘single mother’
to their names. The knowledge that
one’s brother wants to marry a
single mother causes commotion in
a family, but when a rich ‘single
father’ (if that title has ever been
used) comes around, no question is
asked, he is tagged one ‘active’
young man.
Who would have married Tuface if
he had been a lady with six kids
out of wedlock? He would have
been tagged ‘baby factory’, yet
governors stormed his wedding
with gifts, something that has
never been done for the ladies.
We still have our Genevieve Nnaji,
Omawumi and Sasha as well as
other we have previously tagged
single mothers waxing strong in
the industry, but will the societal
stigmatization let them experience
the greatest joy womanhood?
The press is always there to remind
any new guy that comes around
that they are single mothers. Who
has told Wizkid that grabbing the
breast of a female fan is show of
shame? Did anyone tell Paul of
PSquare that posting beautiful
pictures of him and his baby
mama’s engagement or proposal
acceptance is not news because if
she doesn’t say yes to a rich guy
whom she already has a child for,
would she be saying yes to me?
The males rule the world and one
of them is also writing this article,
we always cover ourselves, but
what is the future of a young girl
who has the talent and passion to
join one genre of the industry or
another.
Would she ever find the spot that
will multiply her courage by 3? Can
she get about double that courage
to remain in an industry where
men would still want to take
advantage of her and tag a LovePeddler
if she eventually yields to their
tricks?
Many have been rubbished and
other have looked for another
talent in them to make it in life,
leaving in some cases, a bunch of
fame seeking talentless people on
the scene.
They need a fair ground because if
the likes of Tuface, Timaya, RMD,
Segun Arinze and other single
fathers at one point or another
were ladies, they would still be in
the same agony and probably
single till date.
Inspire a female entertainer today;
don’t just take advantage of her.
The lights of certain stars are fading
because we have polished an unfair
ground for them to trade.
To the ladies, it is about self belief
and trust in God. You can only be
you and nothing more.

modestdude:
Nawaooo!!! Rochas must leave Douglas house today or i swim in Nworie and Otammiri river

i'll remind you of this words.

yinkus4u2c:
treatments?

Treatment depends on the results of
your infertility evaluation. Some causes
of infertility have a specific treatment.
For example, surgery may be done to
remove a fibroid tumor.

INFERTILITY CAN BE TREATED WITH FERTILITY DRUGS.

Infertility may be associated with
infrequent or absent ovulation. This
often can be treated with hormone
medications. These are called fertility
drugs.

NOTE: All fertility medications have potential
side effects. And they can cause
multiple babies in one pregnancy. Most
fertility treatments require the
supervision of a fertility specialist.

Examples of fertility medicines include:

*. Clomiphene (Clomid, others). This
medicine stimulates the ovary to
release one or more eggs. It works
by adjusting levels of your natural
hormones.
*. Luteinizing hormone (LH) and
follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH).
These injected hormone
medications encourage the ovaries
to release more than one egg at a
time.

These medicines are sometimes given
after treatment with another hormone
medicine, a GnRH analogue. A GnRH
analogue prepares the body for a
precisely timed cycle of ovulation.

CAN FEMALE INFERTILITY BE PREVENTED?
Yes! it can be prevented and some of the prevention tips includes:


Exercise moderately. Do not
exercise so heavily that your
menstrual periods are infrequent or
absent. We see that most ladies or women trying to lose or gain weight go extremes with their weight loss exercise scheme, not knowing that this can have adverse effect on them.

Avoid extremes of weight. An
optimum body mass index (BMI) is
at least 20 and below 27.

Avoid alcohol, smoking and drugs.

Avoid too much caffeine. Do not
drink more than one cup of coffee
per day.

Review your medicines with your
doctor. Some medications can affect
your ability to conceive or carry a
normal pregnancy.

A "fertility diet". The following
nutritional advice seems to be
associated with improved
fertility:

Avoiding trans fats (check
the Nutrition Facts labels on
foods).

Eating more beans, nuts and
other fertility-boosting plant
protein.
Eating more whole
grains.
Avoiding sugary sodas.
Having a glass of whole milk and other full-
fat dairy food every day (even
including an occasional small bowl
of ice cream).

NOTE:
Some treatments for cancer can cause
infertility. Certain techniques allow a
woman planning to undergo
chemotherapy or radiation to later have
a baby from her own egg. Discuss these
with your doctor before beginning
cancer treatment... ANY QUESTIONS?

More coming. If you have any Questions feel free to ask.

Now we move over to diagnosis. how to DIAGNOSE if A FEMALE has an Infertility problem.

DIAGNOSIS:

The first step in diagnosing female
infertility is determining whether
ovulation is occurring at predictable
intervals. When an egg is released, it
causes a shift in the body's sex
hormones.
This shift in sex hormones can be
detected with these tests:

*. Early-morning core body
temperature. You use a precise
(basal body) thermometer to take
your temperature first thing every
morning. You will detect a slightly
higher temperature after ovulation.
Ovulation predictor test. This is an
over-the-counter urine test. It can
predict egg release. A positive test
means you have ovulated recently
or are about to ovulate.
*. Vaginal mucus. You may be able to
recognize changes in the
appearance and consistency of your
vaginal mucus. These changes
signal hormone shifts that show
ovulation has occurred.
Your doctor will examine your vagina
and pelvic organs. A sample of mucus
from your cervix and vagina may be
tested for possible infection.
If necessary, blood tests may be used to:

*. Confirm normal ovulation
Show whether the ovaries are
functioning well enough to release
eggs.
*. Measure the function of your
thyroid, pituitary and adrenal
glands.
Other tests may also help to determine
the cause of infertility. These examine
the physical structure of pelvic organs.

Hysterosalpingogram: This is an X-
ray study in which a liquid dye is
injected into your uterus. It reveals
problems such as polyps and
fibroid tumors in the uterus. It can
also reveal partial or complete
blockage of the fallopian tubes.

Ultrasound: An ultrasound reveals
the shape and size of the uterus. It
gives some information about the
uterine cavity or inner lining. An
ultrasound can identify the shape
and size of the ovaries and the
presence of developing cysts.
Hysteroscopyand laparoscopy.
These are surgical procedures
performed by a gynecologist. Both
procedures use a small video
camera to view the pelvic organs.
During a hysteroscopy, your doctor can
see the inside of your uterus. He or she
can obtain biopsies. In some cases, the
doctor can remove polyps, fibroids or
scar tissue.

Laparoscopy allows your doctor to view
the outside of your uterus and inspect
your ovaries. Sometimes, it is possible to
remove ovarian cysts or scar tissue
during a laparoscopy.

What Is It?


Most couples who have unprotected sex
at least twice per week are able to
become pregnant within one year. If
pregnancy does not occur after one
year, the man and woman are
diagnosed as having an infertility
problem.


Infertility can stem from the man, the
woman or both partners. In some
couples, no cause of infertility can be
found. In other couples, more than one
cause exists.

Normal aging reduces a woman's ability
to become pregnant. Ovulation is the
process of forming and releasing an
egg. With age, ovulation becomes slower
and less effective.

Aging begins to reduce fertility as early
as age 30. Pregnancy rates are very low
after age 44. This is true even when
fertility medications are used.


SYMPTOMS

The primary symptom of infertility is
difficulty getting pregnant. Various
causes of infertility may result in
additional symptoms.
Any of the following problems may
cause infertility:

*. Infrequent ovulation. When your
periods occur more than a month,
or sometimes are absent, you have
infrequent ovulation.
Common causes of infrequent ovulation
include:

*Body stresses such as: Eating
disorders, unusually ambitious
exercise training, Rapid weight
loss, Low body weight, obesity.

Some hormonal abnormalities such
as: Thyroid problems, pituitary-gland
problems, adrenal-gland
problems, polycystic ovary syndrome,
Hormonal abnormalities can delay or
prevent the ovaries from releasing an
egg. Symptoms that suggest a hormone
abnormality include:

Unexpected weight loss or
gain, fatigue, excessive hair growth or
hair loss, Acne, Ovarian cysts. Cysts in
the ovary can cause pelvic pain.
They also can interfere with the
normal process of ovulation.

Scarring in the fallopian tubes. This
can prevent pregnancy by stopping
the egg from traveling into the
uterus.
Damage can result from:
A previous surgery, a previous
ectopic (tubal)
pregnancy, Endometriosis, Pelvic
inflammatory disease (PID). PID is
a bacterial infection in the pelvis. It
often scars, damages or blocks the
fallopian tubes.
Abnormalities in the shape or
lining of the uterus.
Fibroid tumors or uterine polyps
sometimes result in:

Heavy menstrual bleeding
Pelvic pain
Enlargement of the uterus
Scar tissue can develop within the
uterus as a complication of:
Uterine infections
Miscarriages
Abortions
Surgical procedures such as a
dilation and curettage (D&C)
Such scar tissue can lead to infrequent
periods or minimal menstrual flow.

The Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) has disclosed that over
14,000 Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs) have
been snatched by hoodlums from its officials
during the collection exercise in Rivers State.
The state Resident Electoral Commissioner
(REC), Mrs Gesila Khan, disclosed this while
speaking with newsmen in Port Harcourt, on
Friday.
According to Khan, some of the cards were
stolen from collection centres in some local
government areas, where the PVCs were
deposited to enable the owners have easy
access to them.
While it would mean that the owners would
be disenfranchised, Khan expressed no panic,
as she noted that the stolen cards would be
useless. The card reader system would be
used to authenticate and verify the real owner
of the PVCs before they are allowed to vote.
Khan also disclosed that her office received
2,990,056 PVCs, out of which 1,869,379 had
been distributed to eligible voters in the state.
She assured that more than 50,000 additional
PVCs would be distributed two weeks before
the general election, adding that over 80
percent of the registered voters in the state
had so far collected their cards.
Khan also assured that the February elections
would be peaceful because of the existing
cooperation among INEC officials, police and
other security agencies in the state.

The Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) has disclosed that over
14,000 Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs) have
been snatched by hoodlums from its officials
during the collection exercise in Rivers State.
The state Resident Electoral Commissioner
(REC), Mrs Gesila Khan, disclosed this while
speaking with newsmen in Port Harcourt, on
Friday.
According to Khan, some of the cards were
stolen from collection centres in some local
government areas, where the PVCs were
deposited to enable the owners have easy
access to them.
While it would mean that the owners would
be disenfranchised, Khan expressed no panic,
as she noted that the stolen cards would be
useless. The card reader system would be
used to authenticate and verify the real owner
of the PVCs before they are allowed to vote.
Khan also disclosed that her office received
2,990,056 PVCs, out of which 1,869,379 had
been distributed to eligible voters in the state.
She assured that more than 50,000 additional
PVCs would be distributed two weeks before
the general election, adding that over 80
percent of the registered voters in the state
had so far collected their cards.
Khan also assured that the February elections
would be peaceful because of the existing
cooperation among INEC officials, police and
other security agencies in the state.

Chai! Papa, mama n four children die just like that, for their expensive jeep.. na PDP or APC cause am?

Frontpage material


Wait! why are they holding hands while walking? hmmmmm APC must've glued their hands together.

kestolove95:
chopping to much don dey make me fat!!!how abt dat op?

that's not even pidgin english... 'I don dey fat becos ah dey chop too much' is d correct pidgin sentence.

amani337:
op,waiting dey worry u,I

its not 'waiting dey worry u' it's 'wetin dey worry u'... :-D

THE Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), has begun another round of distribution of Permanent Voter Cards (PVC) and registration of persons who have attained the constitutional electoral age of 18 and above in the 27 local councils in Imo State.
According to a statement signed by the Imo State governor’s Senior Special Assistant (Media), Mr. Sam Onwuemeodo, and made available to journalists on Monday, the state governor, Chief Rochas Okorocha, said it was due to the persistent plea by him to the INEC authorities not to disenfranchise Imo people, urging all those who either did not collect their PVCs or register to do so in their various local council headquarters and collect their PVCs at the electoral wards.
In a related development, Okorocha has urged all the governorship candidates who emerged in their parties not to hit up the polity by either dishing out liars that they would provide another type of free education to people in the state, or sponsor their loyalists to block roads, making it difficult to allow people move freely.
In a statement by his SSA, Media, Mr. Sam Onwuemeodo, Okorocha, reminded them that he sacrificed his N4 billion security votes to achieve the programme at all levels of education.
He urged the politicians in the state to emulate the existing peaceful atmosphere created by the All Progressives Congress (APC), led government.

Do you know that 'there is no space for 'ING' in pidgin english?' examples: i bin dey sleepING. I bin dey singING. It doesn't make sense. I dare you to prove me wrong.

nawa oh..

Wow that is nice.

Priceless24:
What was he looking for?

he thought Caro was hiding there. Since Wizkid searched everywhere else.

@op This long post will actually make it eleven. Too long, adding extra stress.

Their bladder becomes full is what ah heard.