₦airaland Forum

prelinctus:
@dapsy06, you could've simply modified the first thing you wrote instead of writing it twice and adding more words.
@uglys, I'm wondering why the ladies are the ones defending him. Inferior much?

Ladies? Sombaby aint no ladies or you think uglys is a lady?

dapsy06:
I think a more direct critique will give room for a better correspondence.

My audience will get the message. If you are one of them, you already got the message.

Why the emphasis on grammar and diction. Isn't it obvious that it is his style of writing? Do you think he writes to impress you? Hell no, that guy writes that way, perhaps you should investigate his posts on other threads to confirm for yourselves.

A lot of you feel intimidated already. Believe it or not he is damn intelligent, his quality of posts and analysis is second to none. If I were you, I would tap into his wealth of knowledge and do further research.

Enough of this you speak big grammar and sound that to appear intelligent bullshit.

MizMyColi:
Congratulations Jamean.

Good morning Lero15.

Good morning Tolutweety.

Happy weekend Uglys

Good Morning Friedplantain

Hope you slept well Davide470

Beau49! Good Morning


Smallpeepee and Vevean1......Holy Kisses


Good morning all ye Lovely lovely....super fantastic people.
You should be smiling at this point.

Good!
Mission accomplished

Here's hoping things get a lot easier and more interestng in our lives.

Thank you Señora. I need a companion for the weekend, hope you don't mind?

elantraceey:
who says one can't come up tomorrow? you guys underestimate the female folk too much.

I don't, you could work hard and earn big buh not like Alakija. I wish you well in your quest though.

elantraceey:
Joining them soonest

To sleep with a corrupt president?

Else mention any hardworking nigerian woman who has earned such stupendous wealth without a political affiliation.

Bluetooth2:
Mr lecturer face the topic, please.

Bros mi, I see nothing wrong in tryna correct her. If you must speak English, then try to do it properly.

I am still of the opinion that since English aint our mother tongue, pidgin would serve the purpose. Nevertheless, the lady accepted the correction in goodwill that's all that matters.

Pvin:
I am more than courageous, just say how you want it to go

You were spared today bro. I am the ORACLE

PSG to advance in this game. Anyone courageous to bet, please come forth.

veevean1:
That its attractive

Now that am attracted, can the front also do the same? I need to make a quick decision as my vision2015 is running.

Veevean1, what message is your back trying to pass?

Congrats Tolutweety on your decision not the job. Welcome to the financial world, our world.

adewumiopeyemi:
got this interview message yesterday DEAR CANDIDATE you are hereby invited for a sales interview with wakanow tomorrow tuesday 10th march 2015 salaery is 40k excluding comission time 9am venue u connect 5 ogunike street behind avalon house lekki phase 1 lekki lagos dress code coprate NB COME WITH A COPY OF YOUR CV AND COLOURED PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPH...... BUTH I INGNORED IT SINCE AVE STARTED WORKING IN JUMIA AND THE PAY IS TIMEES 2 OF THE MONEY

SMH

Obinoscopy, davide470, lalasticlala. We need more inputs

This will shock you like PHCN’s high tension wire.  How will you feel to raise a child only to find out he is not yours. Lagos DNA expert, Dr. Oyinwola Azeez has revealed something thought provoking. According to Dr. Azeez 40% of the first borns are not from their so called fathers. He spoke to City People Magazine from his Lagos based hospital. Read him:

I can tell you this happens to so many men. Do you know that 40percent of most of the first born don’t belong to their so called biological fathers; all over the world, reason? Most of the ladies often have one or two boyfriends, he said.

Mr Oyinwola however said he ventured into the trade after his own personal experience. He lost his wife and decided to give another woman a chance. He met this lady in London and invited her to Germany when he went for a visit. She came, they made love and that was it. After one year she called him to say, well that night’s love making has resulted into twins, he was shocked and then said okay. Continue…
After a while, he flew to London at exactly when the twins were one, he went with one of his friends and they had a birthday celebration for the kids. He started taking responsibilities, after two years he bought her a car.

After the whole scene, it was already four years that he lost his wife and wanted to give marriage a second chance. So he flew to London again, but before flying he told his brothers about the twins and said, he will carry out a DNA test, and if they were his he will be bringing them home, his brother agreed and he left. When he got to London, they went for a DNA test, while waiting for the test, they flew to Italy for dinner. After a while when they got back to London, he remembered the test and said, Lady let me check my mail, lo and behold the kids were not his. He was disappointed and he left.
But before then, he was already planning to move her in to Nigeria. She was already dictating to the carpenter the way she wanted her room to be and so on. The whole plans got shattered because she lied, that was how I would have been training another man’s children, he explained.

***Similarly, I was glued to my radio during a family section program and heard another shocker; A woman was married to a man and they had Four (4) kids. All Four children do not belong to the man and all Children had different fathers.

So here was my thought, Perhaps the man was incapable of having children and the lady doesn't want to lose her husband and her home. If she had fathered the children via One man, then I Can categorically tag her a "A heartless cheat". Mind you, she still cheated but maybe compelled to do so due to prevailing circumstances.

But these are my thoughts, what will you do as a man, if you discover that you aint the father of your first son or Four children?

Dr. Oyinwola Azeez Oni is one of Nigeria’s leading medical laboratory scientists. He currently runs a popular medical laboratory called NAZO Medical Diagnostic Services in the Abule Egba area of Lagos, Off Lagos-Abeokuta Express Way, alongside other related businesses like NAZ Health Support Services Ltd, AZO Diagnostica Ltd, and NAZO Engineering Services Ltd. A 1982 Hematology graduate of School of Medical Laboratory Science, University of Ife (now O.A.U.), he is a fellow of Medical Laboratory Scientist (1983) with a Doctorate Degree in Health Support Services Management from Columbus International University, Virgin Island, UK (1982).

He has worked at various medical laboratories – Private and Government, in Nigeria as a Scientist and was once a Lecturer in the school of Medical Laboratories, University of Ife (O.A.U.). He was once a member of the Lagos State Blood Transformation Committee (2005-2011), Chairman Lagos State Guild of Medical Laboratory Directors and Vice Chairman, South-West Guild of Medical Laboratory Directors.

So reliable is his medical lab that many reputable companies and embassies send their staff there to do medical test. Although they are good at doing all sorts of medical tests, many people go to them for blood tests and DNA testing. Because one out of 10 persons is in doubt as to who is the Father, therefore Paternity Testing is inevitable at any stage as this will surely bring Peace of mind and prevent future confusion, embarrassment and fear.
To be able to achieve this, Nazo Medical Diagnostic Services, Lagos – Nigeria is in partnership with DNA Diagnostics Center of UK, which is one of the most experienced and innovative DNA Testing Laboratories in the World. It is ISO – 17025 accredited and have a highly experienced team of Scientists. DNA Diagnostic Center has been testing DNA for over 50,000 DNA tests.
What is DNA testing? DNA testing is the most advanced, technique of establishing or disproving a biological relationship. DNA testing analyses DNA (deoxyribonucleic Acid) and accurately identifies relationship between people from their own unique and individual DNA. Each of us father and the remaining half from our mother allowing your DNA to be matched against other individuals to confirm if there is a biological relationship. Last week, Dr. Oyinwola Azeez Oni spent 3 hours with 2 City People Senior Staff, SEYE KEHINDE and WAHAB BASHIR who had gone to interview him on the many controversies surrounding Blood test and DNA testing in Nigeria.

Your hospital has a good reputation as a place where anyone who wants to do DNA can come to. What was the attraction you had for taking up doing DNA testing in your diagnostic centre?
How I got to take up doing DNA is an interesting story which all man should learn from. In most cases they do it abroad. But we do it here! The story of how I began to do DNA testing for other people started from me. And I want to give myself as example. I lost my wife about 6 years ago. About that time there was a lady I have known for long in Nigeria, but who now lives in the UK. I now said I will be in Germany on so, so, so date. Can you come and meet me. She said she will come. She came. In November, we were together for 4 days. She left. I left. I got back home, I lost my wife 4 weeks after that. Then, she became pregnant. She didn’t tell me. She waited for a year.After a year she said she just wanted me to know that what she did in Germany, she now has twins for me – a boy and a girl. I said now I can’t say anything I am bereaved. Give me time. How do you want my in-laws to react?


http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/lagos-dna-expert-oyinwola-oni-most-men-dont-know-they-are-not-the-father-of-their-1st-child/

scarletdp:
So because I like Julies Agwu, if basketmouth yab am, make I no laugh ? Shiooooorrr

Bad guy. You passed. Your wisdom is intact.

Its nothing new. They are in a facility that demand high HSE standard. They can't enter the facility without the coverall or a hardhat.

Gillbertoesther:
This Eruditor is scolfied with a different account (eruditor).

By their write-up and the sound of his words, we shall know him.

You are nothing but a pugnacious. Aka trouble maker.

Oya attack(face) me. Mumu under-aged boy in Nairaland.

It appears you need a placement. Hope you will like what you will see.

A wise man sees trouble, he doesn't wanna embrace it, he simply walks away, the other man would do otherwise.

Scarletdp, I wanna know whose PLACE are you on?

You like Eruditor (I like this guy) and on the otherhand laughed so loud that I felt your outburst when Aunt driven made some recommendations.

So much fresh air in here. I still maintain my earlier stance, if you are misplaced or need proper placement, please indicate so you will be PUT IN PLACE".



Watching you hopefuls keenly.

ElFenomeno1:
I dont know... You tell me or ask the dude you quoted initially! LOL

I will advise you ask him in his best interest, if I do so, he may not love himself afterwards.

#owerre

He was able to know that 75% of the women are prostitutes in owerrE.

ElFenomeno1:
Are you from Owerre?!

Noooo, where is Owerre at?

oneeast:
It can only be imo state. That aside the population of the state is over 75% prostitutes. That why you can hardly find any sane person raising a family in Owerre.

I see very useless comments everyday, yours is exceptional. 75% prostittutes? Did you sleep with these 75%? Did any of your friends sleep with at least 10%?

If NO, then I pity the brain behind the outrageous assertion.

We have become the greatest prosecutor of this lady's case. Won't be surprised if the london prosecutors cite comments here to buttress their case.

She is so coming to Nigeria.

#sharia killed my lover and 2 others.

MizMyColi:
Thank You uglys.
These comments are helping me get a clearer perspective.

Truth is I should have gone before now, say last year.

But I let fear of not knowing where to go or what to do hold me back.

It gets easier.

You are welcome Ma'am

FriedPlantain:
MizMyColi, seems like came in a tad too late . I checked and read all the advice from the respondents above and it looks like everyone has said my mind. All in all, I know you are an intelligent lady and won't find any difficulty sieving out the right advice from this thread. There is nothing new from me to say here, just follow your heart ma'am. Wishing you the best of luck

Her heart may not give her the best, bro

MizmiColi, what can else can I say? You are ambitious and that's very rare in most ladies.

A lot of advices have been offered here already for you, so I will settle for the salient point between the opposing views and that is "Accepting the sponsorship".

1) The reason given here as to why you should accept it is justified by the fact that you have given them 2.5 years, so why shouldn't you accept it and still leave? They owe you that ofcourse.

2) On the otherhand,I shouldn't accept this sponsorship since I will be leaving soon is a reason culled from our emotional minds. One with high EQ will think towards that direction and you just did that. Oh, And my mum can take care of it too while I still leave and not hurt anyone.

The difference between 1 and 2 is that 1 thought with its head while 2 thought with the heart.

So you have a case of Ambition (1) vs Emotions (2). **One thing I know in life is that if you are never challenged in whatsoever you do, you can never get better.

So, In both cases above, you havta leave, either as an Ambitious Lady or an Emotional Person, the choice is yours to make, but the advice with asterisk will help you in your decision. May God help you.

MizMyColi:
Davide470
Tolutweety
Friedplantain
Smallpeepee
Uglys

Please help a sista

Let the help begin with the hierarchy of quoted names.

Well we over here hate UK too. If only our government/company sponsored scholarships and programmes would use other countries like Australia and Canada, life will be a lot better without the colonial masters.

Let the Happy New month wishes begin with list of names.

Nigerians, Happy People, Happy Nation.

Why don't y'all go beyond that phrase to really make them happy.

mascot87:
Hehehehehe
Your wife must be a PDP member

But seriously, you don't have to hit your wife back.What if she faints or God forbid she pass out during d process,what would be your explanation ehn. We will not be interested in all this your story of how she hits u first. Solve your problem in a diplomatic & civilized way dude.

What is the difference between fainting and passing out? You wanted to say pass ON.

davide470:
Didn't you get a mail from Nairaland Group of Companies on your birthday?

If you got same mail from the GROUP, why disturb the belle?

I don't like this at all. We should condemn this wholeheartedly.