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Br3nd4: wait. . . I don chop igloo b4 na..

na name of one chocolate bar... Very sweet

that fake naija chocolate ba?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Your jokes are drier than the Gibeonites bread. [/color]

Acidosis: gimme a chance

aren't you wooing Modella or something

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Adim sorry. [/color]

okie

Acidosis: aww.. missed u more sha..
ignore that boy jare u don't need any wooer, if I have my way, I'll woo you a million time

hmph Wash!!!

vision2050: One day, I will melt all the gold on earth(how possible is that?)
And make a wonderful key with it all
This special key of incredible worth
Will fit well to unlock your heart and soul
The remote buttons will work like a smile
Like a lawine of sweet and loving words
I will turn that key with a lot of style
And happy thoughts will fly to you as birds
A simple turn of the sweet golden key
Just like a wonder, magic fun and true
Will cause, for everyone to hear and see
A wave of peace and happiness in you
Let's dream of a universe filled with love
And all may get a key from High Above

sweet!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]As if say e no dey sweet you. . . [/color]

you're wounding my pride

Eze Pomo!!! Killz didn't agree to dis na

Acidosis: I'm very sure now...
How have u been? oh I mean ur selected wooers on the thread?

oh goodie. You've bn missed too
i don't have no wooers na. Dnt mind killz, he wants to get me hitched by all means

Acidosis: I'm not fine
I think I miss you btw...

...your wooers please ¿¿

u think?? Yeah right. Lemme know when u're sure

what wooers??

ikekings: Still on the matter... Smh... ...

hey, where have u bn?

Idowuogbo: Oh! It don clear for ya eye now abi? Smh!

shhhh I'm secretly enjoying this
wetin consign me na? I dnt even get why some people are over vexing here sef

Acidosis: uj_sizzle, are u there? hello..?

#abeg ignore these boiz jare (crown & killz) make we yarn

How have you been?

oi how ya doing

sexkillz: [color=#000030]What has ogugua done to you again? [/color]

watch out!

Crown Prince: Yea he is having fun even on you too and all nairaland girls since he landed Ogugua...
To him you all nairaland babes don't count!

don't turn this to a sexist match

sexkillz: [color=#000030]This is about wooing and the jokes I made out of a poem. Where is the fight? [/color]

when both parties don't see it as a joke then it is a fight(atleast to prince)

sexkillz: [color=#000030]No No No

Are you running from Crown Prince? [/color]

killz leave prince alone biko. I know you're having fun, but please sheath your sword

Vivian on a serious note, it's wiser not to get involved when 2 of ur friends are fighting(esp when they aren't friends). Avoid taking sides in the presence of the other, instead strive to make peace on neutral ground.
It's demeaning and hurtful when you take sides with one.
Try settling their differences in private if need be, but never in public.

sexkillz:

funny you didn't notice 'Haven'

sexkillz: [color=#000030]It's low self esteem en-shrouded guys like you that thinks the world revolves around sexkillz, and get bitter about it. Which of course I don't give 2 effs about, but it's just pathetic when you commit your small mindedness into writing, like you just did now.

And then the world sees you for who you are. [/color]

i love you too
*coughs* i think am high on CarbonMonoOxide
*coughs again*

Idowuogbo: U dey fall hand...wtf? Fevking ovularia! Stopping bleeding mehn.... Abi u dey menstruate ni?

have i told you how much i love you today??

[quote author=D-Explorer]Gonna be epic to have myself and you woo Uju. 3 likes if you agree.[/quote]yo killz! Counter challenge:
who's chicken now?

Idowuogbo: Who open gate? Bia, are u ok? Get started on who's case? U no go wan use straw drink ewedu na! Haba! Alt account for dat matter, kikikiki....vamoose!

Badosky Unchained!!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]D-Explorer and Crown Prince. Put your money where you mouth is, and woo Uj Sizzle.

Una don too make mouth, sotey D-Explorer turn teacher. [/color]

yo dude! Why do u keep selling me off? You did d same thing last season

Crown Prince: Which ego issue?
I bash my self a lot before bashing anyone. I created threads to cajole my personality. Where is the ego?

I have so render praises on you and commends you here on nairaland where is the ego?

I purposely drag you into this thread when I saw you on the view list to guage your reaction and this is what you came up with?

Must you demean me to foster peace or didn't you see sexkillz ridicule on me? How about asking him to stop the ridicule since I gave excuse on that joke. Band wagon effect.

I know the true ladies of nairaland who stands against injustice. You are a massive JOKE.

I want a lady that can tell sexkillz to STOP since he started it not those licking his arze and massaging his deek

Vivian i think you bruised IT more

sexkillz:

jeez have pity. She just missed 'hope you'. Na wetin excitement dey cause

[quote author=D-Explorer]Come to daddy then...my arms are open [/quote]aww *blushes in 5 different shades*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I think I've got the perfect match for tomorrow's wooing competition. . .
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[color=#000030][size=18pt]Crown Prince vs D-Explorer to woo Uj Sizzle.

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[color=#000030]Chickens, what do you say? [/color]

hohoho *dies* lol u won't kill me with laff

vivian chinaza: Ujunwa, biko wetin u chop today? You just dey fuel fights dey.

nwunyem na wetin traffick dey cause oo

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Who is wooing you? [/color]

nobody
apparently I'm neither beautiful nor sexy enough for them.
Either that or I'm too hot for them

vivian chinaza: Lol, see a male version of lemon o. But don't u have ego issues? Do u know how disappointed I am seeing u act like this. Gather ur azz together biko.

lol iron lady

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The wooing that made sure I don't have to woo again. . . Call it, the Grand Wooing. [/color]

oooooo 'that' wooing
still doesn't mean you can't play around na