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ItsModella: Madonna where e be say dem dey punish the students...#spits...tufia!!

that school is something else. Early this year they told a friend of mine that she'd lose her job as a non academic staff if she got married..imagine!

Redmosquito: I know! It perfectly fits into urs, right! Like puzzle piece!

ewww *pukes on his shoes*

*unstraps oahray from bed*
hope u satisfied now?
*watches him stagger*
*evil smile*

*searches for next child*
*sights gree-die*
*sneaks up behind her and covers her nose with chloroform filled hanky*
*straps her to bed and inserts IV drip*

@sanb...u're a professional chartered accountant? sweet . Don't stray too far from ur mailbox within the coming week pls.

ItsModella: awww...he's a fast learner (dem gif images)

quite the opposite. U shlda seen how long it took him to figure out his whatsapp *rolleyes*, i was contemplating sending him a written manual

Vanneni: You no wan follow me gist ba?

what? Thought I'd watch d children play

Oahray: Its hunger... *dizzy*

*straps him to a bed and inserts an IV drip*

*brings out chloroquin shots*
y'all are beginning to act like u got chronic malaria

Redmosquito: Aims SHAKABULLA At HIM
NA ME U DEY FOLLOW TALK?!

lol Moss u be craze

Phew! If someone hands me Sholly's questionnaire in person I'd tear it and fling the pieces away.









What's popping btw?

Jesooooos how cld i forget to add Redmosquitoe in my funny NLers and wanting to slap Mynd too....heaven knows i want to sometimes, even slap the mosquitoe too when he's being naughty

Name: uju
Age: 22
Occupation: sufficiently occupied with a lot more still brewing in d pot
Are you single, dating or married: single
Those u like on NL: Too many unique characters here, what's not to like?
Those u dislike on NL: wasted emotion on faceless people
Those u find annoying: 190(a child trapped in an adult's body), EzePromeo and d annoying colour and all others mentioned in d other post by 190
Those u can't help but read their posts: nobody. I dnt come here looking for specific posts
Those you follow and wish follows you back: everyone i ff follows me back
Why do you follow the people you follow:They're my link to interesting threads esp wen i dnt wanna scout
NLer that has sent u the most PMs
How many PMs do you get on average in a day: it's got its peak n off peak periods
NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: i always say wats on my mind wen necessary
Which NL member(s) is fake: [b]how real can faceless pple be? I assume y'all are till I'm given a reason to think otherwise.
NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:
NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on: i can't date who i haven't met can i?
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)
Your favorite NLer: lalaosky,others fluctuates
Your favorite mod: cuddlemii, Killz, T-mama,
Funniest NLer: badosky, and all masters of sacarsm
NLer with the best threads: D-X, Acidtalk
NLer(S) diary you stalk: i dnt stalk, but read some regulars diaries wen i got d time
NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore:no one yet
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: still searching
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life:...
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: *clears throat*
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Offline...lalaosky, Mynd, redmosquito, HBG, Teeo, obinoscopy
NLer(S) you consider smart: sanb,itsmodella,kittykat, kandiikane, Killz,...others fluctuate
NL member that tries too hard[b]Newbies!always lost n confused[/b]
NLer(s) you find intriguing: Killz, siggy
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: yimu, discombobulated, and some other stuffs i can't remember now/dnt know their origins
Who do u often disagree with on NL: it depends on what's said..usually RudySmith(weaz he btw?)
Who do u often agree with: any reasonable post...everyone's got their period of senseless posting
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): i dnt go thru profiles
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): as above
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy: lalaosky and sanb..tempted to add me
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. douchebag:tsk u mean azzoles huh...i dey come
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[quote author=gree-die]Wicked girl ... i ve a real guy here dat knws im prolly drunk wen i dnt write lyk gree-die and makes allowance cz im human too, not infallible.
he is all i want. im looking for no other [/quote]ermmm u ain't referring to Lalaosky, are ya?

[quote author=gree-die]i hope so!... im gradually losing my mind. i haven't slept for d past 2days, me who lyk sleep lyk food!


twice shy... took it back in d uni a day to my finals 41semester lyk dat, na God save me dat day, now dis!.... i aint touching coffee again, even wit a long pole...... dis is why i dnt take alcohol, my brain is sooooo annoyingly light.[/quote]lmao

binger: lolz...i imagined u as an aunt cos of the way u carry urself...i also said u remind me of my first kisser cos u bear her name...tell me again, are u above 25?

hehehe wait till i post on Sholly's slum

Redmosquito: I almost posted my slum book! Damn! Its long!

abeg if u won't post the darn thing then stop bringing it up.

ItsModella: Are you serious? NL isn't even mobile friendly. Trying to browse on mobile is painful to the eyes. How can you not stand it on a PC

large screen, too bright, over sensitive eyesight....my phone's always bn more comfy for me plus i need just 2 fingers to type .
I only use my PC when I've got long posts to make(like dat debate) n on that Mr/Ms NL thread, otherwise its my phone. But right now i got no active data plan on my modem n no plans of buying a bundle.

[quote author=gree-die]its d caffeine!!! des past few days, everytin has been surreal, i walk abt tinkin i can touch d sky, thankfully, d effects has worn off and i have my wits again... how could i!!!!!!!!!!!?[/quote]lmao it's good to have u back on earth

ItsModella: Tell me something, that's why I hate browsing NL on mobile..

funny n i can't stand NL on a PC

binger: u welcome,dear. tell me,shey u thought i was way older??

i was thinking maybe 22, then u said u saw me as ur aunty and then i got confused

ItsModella: ahahahaha!! gree-die welu nwayo nu, from lalaosky to 190..ogini di?

lol tell am say she misplace 4 where 190 dey

ItsModella: uj and mosquito, make una post ya slum na...

babe my phone just dey do anyhow. Already tried doing the slum thingy twice and the bloody thang wiped off! I'll have to divide it in two separate entries if I'm to post anything now or maybe try another browser.

Mynd u just dey watch, u no go post ur own?

Binger u're less than 22? Hmmm thanks for the add

190 so we disagree on one post and i try too hard in the other? *wonders what will come up next* hahahahahahaha


Moss abeg post ur thingy abeg. I've laffed to much pple are beginning to think I'm madt.

Xynerise lol@ everyone forming entrepreneur. Omo i notice am too oo.

1, 7, 9

Omo that babe use jazz hold you . But seriously a mistake made twice is hardly a mistake at all. You know what u were doing and enjoyed it well enough to go back a 2nd time...so far u're not even worried about the cheating, u're simply concerned that u might be HIV positive. Odds are if u go for a test and discover u're negative, u'll go right back to cheating only this time with more caution.

So congratulations douche

*bootyshake*

Una too talk.
I'm usin a phone so I'll likely divide my answers in 2 different posts

Idowuogbo: Dey find ur ghetto fabulous write up funny. I don't! I get u. Dat aside, bish! u gon have to step back and let ur bish learn d hard way. If her definition of bin in love is sticking wiv a worthless being, den let her b.we may all live under the same sky, but we see different horizons.

gbam! You don't transplant brains.

Goldieluks: More slum people, more slum.
Enough of the derailing.

yes mum. I'm on it

CFCfan: Chei! Me sef fit be gladiator. At least I go get some sizzle *dances gingham style*

no be only sizzle na ogbo u go get.
What's gingham style btw? Some dance u created for ur song??