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ItsModella: yep beautiful, you wanna be my girl?*meow* ![]() |
Are you in a serious relationship? Where are you based? What do you love about your personality? Can you say you're completely fulfilled right now? When will we be invited for a wedding? Who is your role model? What's your idea of an ideal woman? That's it for now ![]() |
ItsModella is male now?? |
Pierce Brosnan! |
^ you resurrected this! |
ItsModella: uj sizzle ebe ka ino? bia yelu m nni biko...*hands her a plate of semovita n onugbu soup* i kept this last plate specially for u ![]() |
My lil cousin(female) 4yrs of age once wanted to practise a French kiss on me, well she didn't get d idea that it wasn't just about letting ur lips touch while constantly changing the angle of ur head, but it was definitely a French kiss in practise. When i asked where she learned it she pointed to the tv ...i gave 2wks tv ban and a lot of lectures *sigh*is this on front page? |
Nnekacherry: Hahahahahahaha ![]() |
What do you do for a living? How come you almost never respond to threads except to derail? Is there a section other than the R-sec you frequent? Who exactly are ur friends here(and i don't mean acquaintances)? Are you cute? What's your name?(oh i think i already know this) that's all for now.... |
Lala omaka na mu ji mmiri ohi kpote gi n'ura ka iji emem udi ihea |
lalaosky: i heard she uses the sweat from sexkillz body to cook it...*PUKES*my enemies are at work again! *calls cherubim and seraphim prophet, mountain of fire pastor, RCCG choir, and hires papa Oyedepo's palm* |
lalaosky: i heard she uses the sweat from sexkillz body to cook it...*PUKES*even you ![]() |
Goldieluks: Yeah Its junk but it doesn't smell like rotten crayfish.ALU!!! You dare say this delicacy smells like rotten crayfish?!! *pours dirty water used for washing plates on her* no just spoil my market oo, ask 190 wetin i do am dis morning. *removes her name from icecream and snacks list* |
Goldieluks: You don't have burger,fish n chips, kebab and the rest?nnem not yet time oo. Wait till 4pm for healthy snacks and icecreams . |
[quote author=acidosis™]heyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iya uj sizz... you don jazz me ni? abeg serve me 36 wraps of semovita, 3laps of goat with 6 bottles of farouz[/quote]hmm music and all this purchases? Mehn business is booming! *dishes out food* to self...... If this trend continues in a year i should have a permanent site and maybe live entertainment hmmm |
binger: *breaths in deeply* hmm...these dishes smell like Otapiapia...are u trying to kill us?*puzzled*you're just perceiving the Baygon u used as body spray ![]() |
[quote author=190-the-clown]thank you save it for lala [/quote]na me u dey form rambo for abi? Lala is my buddy I'm sure he's has enough kisses to last him a lifetime ![]() |
Idowuogbo: Uju, me?yes honey you, but dat was coz u were outrageous and i wasn't used to ur type of person. Now i am and u dn seem so annoying anymore |
*pushes in wheel barrow and opens coolers containing fufu, garri, semovita, onugbu soup, egusi soup with cold drinks* lunch is ready! Carry ur plates, and order now!!! |
190 chop small kiss |
Idowuogbo: Scandal no 3!huh? Lala get wife? ![]() |
Oh wait..190 falls in the last group too! Plus he's annoying me now....... |
Genealogy...... When i joined NL Idowuogbo used to be the most annoying poster until i understood her person a lot better and let myself see the real her beneath all the razz. Now i just love her, but she's still annoying in a good way once in a red sun. Then DailyNews took over, till i decided to stop reading his posts. Sexkillz came up afterwards. Now when he isn't annoyingly rude, he just makes me laugh with his witty comments. Then Mynd44 with his short responses, constant 'hmmm', prickly nature and rudeness. I'm used to him now and he ain't really that annoying anymore. 190 and all his attention seeking posts, Naija girls talk and those bloody annoying emoticons. He still annoys me now sha but I've chosen to ignore some stuffs. Lalaosky and always explaining himself, or whining about something . Wanna see d dude spitting mad someday.And all those people always talking about s.ex like they eat it everyday even when they never see woman to fukc since d last eclipse! |
Lalaosky wetin do ur whatsapp? |
[quote author=acidosis™]I trust you... abeg put plenty pepper (you know say I be omo yoruba) [/quote]i satisfy all my customers , don't expect plenty palmoil sha oo |
[quote author=190-the-clown] leave uj sizzle, i know where i go catch that one ![]() make she dey claim DON PERION for here public stunt ![]() as for footie my team is in far away Japan just chillaxin with a bottle of whisky - u need it too [/quote]when I have ur time u'll be notified. Till then just shut it |
[quote author=acidosis™]match dey shey, but I get one seminar for evening oo... how e go be na? For now, make i go eat first. where is uj sizzle [barrister iya basira] ??[/quote]abeg soup still dey fire, e remain small make e done |
OP i still don't see what the problem is here other than you have refused to be open minded about prayer; you like praying in silence and therefore believe it's rude to pray out loud. If you have a problem praying out loud then wake up earlier than they do and say your personal prayers, afterwards join the family. You could try bringing up the question of her prayer points and mountain of fire like prayers with her just to see her views without being rude. |
[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't think it is wrong. Even though there is no physical contact, there are a lot of ways to be in touch. Video calls can be used to see what they both look like and stuff[/quote]*shocked* see who the wind blew in ![]() @OP i don't see what's wrong with internet dating, but it's really important that those involved meet in person too if they plan on getting really serious with it to the point of marriage. |
pheesayor: hh everyone, glad to be a part of you here. Top of the morning to you allwelcome!! *gives himanbeing plate of Muskeeto's yam special* |
[quote author=190-the-clown][color=RED][size=28pt]SLAP [/size][/color][/quote]what? You think u're trying to make peace but u've all done is rekindle the fire.She's angry, he's remorseful..but sayin I'm sorry doesn't automatically make things alright. If she says stay away then do just that...when she's done being mad for whatever it is you've done u'll may get beck to an amicable relationship. Until then all this senseless bickering and discussing things that should be private with a buncha faceless people who may or may not have ur best interest at heart is just childish. |
omotola1: What they see on TV might not influence them as much as what they see their parents do.they learn from both parents and society. I never saw my parents kiss in my presence, i saw it on tv and was eager enough to practise it...you can't rule out the media. I think it depends to a large extent on their sense of morality; 'Kissing is good but not until you're older' 'you shouldn't take beer till u are 18+' etc. If you don't teach them right then i suppose letting them watch action flicks, American thrillers and buying them toy guns should turn them to serial killers. |
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...i gave 2wks tv ban and a lot of lectures *sigh*

[/quote]na me u dey form rambo for abi? 