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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Get Personal With D- Explorer by UjSizzle(f): 7:03pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: yep beautiful, you wanna be my girl? grin grin
*meow* wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Get Personal With D- Explorer by UjSizzle(f): 7:02pm On Dec 15, 2012
Are you in a serious relationship?
Where are you based?
What do you love about your personality?
Can you say you're completely fulfilled right now?
When will we be invited for a wedding?
Who is your role model?
What's your idea of an ideal woman?

That's it for now grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Get Personal With D- Explorer by UjSizzle(f): 6:59pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella is male now??
TV/Movies › Re: Whose Your Favourite James Bond? by UjSizzle(f): 6:45pm On Dec 15, 2012
Pierce Brosnan!
Romance › Re: Please Write An Open Letter To Your Ex by UjSizzle(f): 4:16pm On Dec 15, 2012
^ you resurrected this!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2012
ItsModella: uj sizzle ebe ka ino? bia yelu m nni biko...
*hands her a plate of semovita n onugbu soup*
i kept this last plate specially for u grin
Romance › Re: Should Parents Kiss In Front Of Children? by UjSizzle(f): 3:57pm On Dec 15, 2012
My lil cousin(female) 4yrs of age once wanted to practise a French kiss on me, well she didn't get d idea that it wasn't just about letting ur lips touch while constantly changing the angle of ur head, but it was definitely a French kiss in practise. When i asked where she learned it she pointed to the tv undecided...i gave 2wks tv ban and a lot of lectures *sigh*


is this on front page?
Romance › Re: Most Annoying Poster In The Romance Section 2012 - Romance - Nairaland by UjSizzle(f): 3:46pm On Dec 15, 2012
Nnekacherry: Hahahahahahaha
Uju has done it again.. grin grin grin
grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Get Personal With D- Explorer by UjSizzle(f): 2:41pm On Dec 15, 2012
What do you do for a living?
How come you almost never respond to threads except to derail?
Is there a section other than the R-sec you frequent?
Who exactly are ur friends here(and i don't mean acquaintances)?
Are you cute?
What's your name?(oh i think i already know this)

that's all for now....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:49pm On Dec 15, 2012
Lala omaka na mu ji mmiri ohi kpote gi n'ura ka iji emem udi ihea
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:44pm On Dec 15, 2012
lalaosky: i heard she uses the sweat from sexkillz body to cook it...*PUKES*
my enemies are at work again!
*calls cherubim and seraphim prophet, mountain of fire pastor, RCCG choir, and hires papa Oyedepo's palm*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:44pm On Dec 15, 2012
lalaosky: i heard she uses the sweat from sexkillz body to cook it...*PUKES*
even you sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:29pm On Dec 15, 2012
Goldieluks: Yeah Its junk but it doesn't smell like rotten crayfish.
ALU!!! You dare say this delicacy smells like rotten crayfish?!!
*pours dirty water used for washing plates on her*

no just spoil my market oo, ask 190 wetin i do am dis morning.
*removes her name from icecream and snacks list*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:26pm On Dec 15, 2012
Goldieluks: You don't have burger,fish n chips, kebab and the rest? embarassed
i don't eat all that stuff you've got on your wheelbarrow.
nnem not yet time oo. Wait till 4pm for healthy snacks and icecreams wink.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:23pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]heyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iya uj sizz... you don jazz me ni? abeg serve me 36 wraps of semovita, 3laps of goat with 6 bottles of farouz[/quote]hmm music and all this purchases? Mehn business is booming!
*dishes out food*

to self......
If this trend continues in a year i should have a permanent site and maybe live entertainment hmmm
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:20pm On Dec 15, 2012
binger: *breaths in deeply* hmm...these dishes smell like Otapiapia...are u trying to kill us?*puzzled*
you're just perceiving the Baygon u used as body spray undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:18pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]thank you

save it for lala smiley[/quote]na me u dey form rambo for abi?
Lala is my buddy I'm sure he's has enough kisses to last him a lifetime grin
Romance › Re: Most Annoying Poster In The Romance Section 2012 - Romance - Nairaland by UjSizzle(f): 1:14pm On Dec 15, 2012
Idowuogbo: Uju, me? shocked shocked
yes honey you, but dat was coz u were outrageous and i wasn't used to ur type of person. Now i am and u dn seem so annoying anymore kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:07pm On Dec 15, 2012
*pushes in wheel barrow and opens coolers containing fufu, garri, semovita, onugbu soup, egusi soup with cold drinks*

lunch is ready! Carry ur plates, and order now!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:03pm On Dec 15, 2012
190 chop small kiss kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:02pm On Dec 15, 2012
Idowuogbo: Scandal no 3! grin
huh? Lala get wife? grin
Romance › Re: Most Annoying Poster In The Romance Section 2012 - Romance - Nairaland by UjSizzle(f): 12:56pm On Dec 15, 2012
Oh wait..190 falls in the last group too! Plus he's annoying me now.......
Romance › Re: Most Annoying Poster In The Romance Section 2012 - Romance - Nairaland by UjSizzle(f): 12:53pm On Dec 15, 2012
Genealogy......

When i joined NL Idowuogbo used to be the most annoying poster until i understood her person a lot better and let myself see the real her beneath all the razz. Now i just love her, but she's still annoying in a good way once in a red sun.

Then DailyNews took over, till i decided to stop reading his posts.

Sexkillz came up afterwards. Now when he isn't annoyingly rude, he just makes me laugh with his witty comments.

Then Mynd44 with his short responses, constant 'hmmm', prickly nature and rudeness. I'm used to him now and he ain't really that annoying anymore.

190 and all his attention seeking posts, Naija girls talk and those bloody annoying emoticons. He still annoys me now sha but I've chosen to ignore some stuffs.

Lalaosky and always explaining himself, or whining about something grin. Wanna see d dude spitting mad someday.

And all those people always talking about s.ex like they eat it everyday even when they never see woman to fukc since d last eclipse!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 12:41pm On Dec 15, 2012
Lalaosky wetin do ur whatsapp?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 12:40pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]I trust you... abeg put plenty pepper (you know say I be omo yoruba) grin[/quote]i satisfy all my customers grin, don't expect plenty palmoil sha oo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 12:39pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]
leave uj sizzle, i know where i go catch that one angry
make she dey claim DON PERION for here
public stunt undecided


as for footie my team is in far away Japan just chillaxin with a bottle of whisky - u need it too
[/quote]when I have ur time u'll be notified. Till then just shut it
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 12:32pm On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]match dey shey, but I get one seminar for evening oo... how e go be na?
For now, make i go eat first. where is uj sizzle [barrister iya basira] ??[/quote]abeg soup still dey fire, e remain small make e done
Christianity Etc › Re: Family Prayers : Help, How Do I Handle This Delicately? by UjSizzle(f): 12:10pm On Dec 15, 2012
OP i still don't see what the problem is here other than you have refused to be open minded about prayer; you like praying in silence and therefore believe it's rude to pray out loud.
If you have a problem praying out loud then wake up earlier than they do and say your personal prayers, afterwards join the family.
You could try bringing up the question of her prayer points and mountain of fire like prayers with her just to see her views without being rude.
Christianity Etc › Re: . by UjSizzle(f): 11:51am On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't think it is wrong. Even though there is no physical contact, there are a lot of ways to be in touch. Video calls can be used to see what they both look like and stuff[/quote]*shocked* see who the wind blew in grin




@OP i don't see what's wrong with internet dating, but it's really important that those involved meet in person too if they plan on getting really serious with it to the point of marriage.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 11:44am On Dec 15, 2012
pheesayor: hh everyone, glad to be a part of you here. Top of the morning to you all
welcome!!


*gives himanbeing plate of Muskeeto's yam special*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 11:23am On Dec 15, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown][color=RED][size=28pt]SLAP angry[/size][/color][/quote]what? You think u're trying to make peace but u've all done is rekindle the fire.


She's angry, he's remorseful..but sayin I'm sorry doesn't automatically make things alright.
If she says stay away then do just that...when she's done being mad for whatever it is you've done u'll may get beck to an amicable relationship. Until then all this senseless bickering and discussing things that should be private with a buncha faceless people who may or may not have ur best interest at heart is just childish.
Romance › Re: Should Parents Kiss In Front Of Children? by UjSizzle(f): 11:14am On Dec 15, 2012
omotola1: What they see on TV might not influence them as much as what they see their parents do.
Parents are the first direct role models of children.
Kids learn fast from parents.
That‘s why parents must be very careful and mindful of whatever they do in the presence of their kids.
they learn from both parents and society. I never saw my parents kiss in my presence, i saw it on tv and was eager enough to practise it...you can't rule out the media.
I think it depends to a large extent on their sense of morality; 'Kissing is good but not until you're older'
'you shouldn't take beer till u are 18+' etc.

If you don't teach them right then i suppose letting them watch action flicks, American thrillers and buying them toy guns should turn them to serial killers.

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