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binger: Because u bear her name- UJU

hmmm i see.......

Hope say she no break ur heart oo, cos i dnt need transferred aggy like u almost did on the Mr NL thread

Redmosquito: I like fresh meat.....as long as it is female
Shey na babe?

smh4u

Rooneyboy: nne , so e bu onye' kemu

nwannem abukwam nwa ala

[quote author=gree-die] .... im familiar wit such words... dey said i used to buola class na isi but na lie o [/quote]lol u buo class na isi? Chei ekwerom

binger: Okay,i'll try

She was a beauty to behold,brown skinned like moi,intelligent like u are and a preety good kisser!

Tell me you are as i described above?

you've never seen my pix before, and I haven't kissed you. How come i remind you of her?

ItsModella: Ehen, say your mother and father's tribe na...

rapu onye ahu. Okwa ndi ofe manu

binger: HAHahaha!!...did i throw u off balance?...Okay,your reply should be "Cool,i want to replace her"

haha u wish . You can tell me what she was like tho.

[quote author=gree-die]ok.. do u remember itimpataka? ubulu eke? [/quote]lmao badt gehl

Redmosquito: What if I told you I was not NIGERIAN!

then u'll have to be from Benin republic

binger: lol...far from that...u remind me of the first person i kissed as a teen.

oh. How does a girl respond to something like this biko

kandiikane: Gosh, I don't know who to vote for.

My heart says cfcfan or nosa gold, head says laloasky or duke nija but my nyash says lucenzo.

What do I doooooooo?

sleep on it

Vanneni: Good night to everyone who made this night not so boring for me and all those who were laughing at me earlier on. Much love. *exeats thread*

nanyt

binger: You know,u remind me of someone..

really? Who, ur aunt??

Vote Lalaosky for equitable distribution of women
*runs away*

binger: *gives her groundnuts* Hii!!

hello

[quote author=acidosis™]always eating.[/quote]i have a healthy appetite. Here have some









Finals don reach oo, go and vote for Mr. NL

binger: *eats groundnut*

*gives him banana*

#TeamLalaosky!!!!

*eats banana*

ayobase: https://www.nairaland.com/1124433/thank-god-not-ghanaians

lwkmd4h oo.

lalaosky: lwkmd....uju mu, if i vex ehn, i go WOOze you join...lmao...

biko jide kwa kiss gi. Oburo i susucha umunwanyi ju ebe a onu ichoba kwam.




Oahray where's this story of urs?

[quote author=190-the-clown]smh

@anatomy-

Uj- take a chill pill, here have some glass of wine [/quote]You ain't tryna butter me up are ya *stares at wine suspiciously*

lalaosky: dude, i don't just talk the talk, i walk the walk too.you've been hyperventilating as if you can throw love bugs that bites hard enough to get to MY QUEEN'S heart.asking if i'm a game.when SK volunteered to beat you at your game, you backed off and postponeded it to the next wooing thread which i think i love cos it will present the best stage for me whoop your äss.

So about your question, I'M GAME...come next wooing thread, i'll show you why a priceless,rare,incomparable,ingenious and a sage like GREE-DIE whose incompressible gentility and aura makes her one in a zillion and keeps me coming back to her like a bee to a nectar


sexkillz and D-x, take note, i'm wooing senorita GREE-DIE in the next wooing competition

o chimooo, obuso wooing ka iji ako ihe nile a? Ngwa k'anyi na ele anya

Bia Oahray i don't appreciate my anatomy used as the subject of a joke. Have your fun and keep my name out of it.
Thanks in advance .

*drops calabash of nunu and millet*

Redmosquito: game-boy ?

FamilyComb

Redmosquito don't tell me after all your gragra you're scared to woo a girl

Vanneni: I don't know what that is. But I'm in CU.

shey na papa school u talk say network no dey, hmmm na slap u go chop soon

sexkillz: [color=#000030]. . .the same thing last apostle said before liking the way vivian hair balances on her head. . .
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lwkmd abeg free d guy joorh

Vanneni honey, don't forget to tuck 190 in bed after he's done in the play pen and remember to give him his meds...we can't afford to have him go off the hinge again after tonight's episode.

*walks in adjusting wrapper*
what's all this talk about not feeding the children eh? And who eats pounded yam with okro soup when there's egusi and nsala?
Oya Reyginus bring the chicken i asked you to buy lemme cook sharp sharp. We have a birthday to celebrate.

Happy Birthday Dagr8

all is well with ur friend Vicky, i wish her speedy recovery.

Ignis who annoyed u? Don't they know u have a mother here eh *reties wrapper* oya carry me to them now.

[quote author=190-the-clown]
vanenni and uj-sizzle nid to remember they are african women
and i can marry 2 more women making it 4 in total
Vanenni i know ure so sexual active but dont worry i'll give it to you slow from behind in the pool [/quote]I'd rather not be included in this discussion if you don't mind.
Thanks in advance