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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 8:41pm On Dec 13, 2012
lalaosky: what?....a slap in return for a kiss?...thats so unromantic and UNSIZZLING!!...i've to complain to jay bee for this jaw abuse....*pissed*
maybe i should report you to Killz then for stealing a kiss *angry*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 8:37pm On Dec 13, 2012
ignis: Please am looking for somebody.
I don't know if I can find her here.
you misplaced her? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 8:34pm On Dec 13, 2012
lalaosky: sizzle, you need to massage my jaw for that jaw breaking slap you gave me at the other thread...*still pissed*
*places a kiss on his jaw* there now baby kiss


but really, d next time u plant one on my lips u'll get a right hook.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 8:20pm On Dec 13, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]
If Vanneni finds herself in a room with me

What happened to Mary Mother of Jesus wont repeat itself
HAVE You ever heard of the quickest pregnancy in history

45seconds belle don enter - vanneni submit yourself as the guniea pig for trial undecided undecided
[/quote]45secs? Tsk no finesse
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 8:17pm On Dec 13, 2012
ayobase: Were u sucking on the feeding bottles before dropping them?
i was feeding my 5mths old baby till i realised u guys needed it more. You can thank her later grin
Romance › Re: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by UjSizzle(f): 6:43pm On Dec 13, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]~acidtalk~
Romance section undisputed lying champion. Damn! This niggah can lie! His lies can make a blind man see! And he claims he is contributing to the romance section. Satan got nothing on this niggah.

He needs to change his ways.
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*stifles a laugh*
Romance › Re: How Do You Like To Be Kissed? by UjSizzle(f): 6:33pm On Dec 13, 2012
*takes a peek*
*sees a lot of kissing going on*
*blushes*
*clears throat*

ermm I've still got virgin lips
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 6:27pm On Dec 13, 2012
*drops feeding bottles for the two posters above*
Romance › Re: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by UjSizzle(f): 6:24pm On Dec 13, 2012
190: Yes u killed it undecided
Now come give me some BJ cheesy
you've been that s.ex starved huh undecided
Romance › Re: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by UjSizzle(f): 6:21pm On Dec 13, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]ok, In a good way. . . arrgh i hate seeing girls cry. kiss
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*sniffs* smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 6:15pm On Dec 13, 2012
190: Keep d packet and wait 4me in d room
My dark meat cheesy
ewww is that what u called her? Little wonder she broke up with you grin


btw I'm not dark biko, i'm chocolate.
Romance › Re: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by UjSizzle(f): 6:11pm On Dec 13, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]coming for you.
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sad
Romance › Re: Secrets! Secrets!! Secrets!!! by UjSizzle(f): 6:07pm On Dec 13, 2012
3triangle: It baffles me how we tend to condone evil in this country and we all call ourselves christians and moslems whose religions teaches uprightness and upholding of the truth. Well, as for me, we all stray and I did learn my lessons. I was an innocent girl that was taken advantage of. Looking back now, I wish I could take all that back. I have a trust issue with men now & its even a phobia I have to live with in my marriage when the time comes. That not withstanding, we should call this evil what it is. She is supposed to be a nursing mother, f-u-c-k-i-n-g another man who's not her husband and still breastfeeding her baby, that's abominable if you ask me.

I don't intend to tell on her, but I feel like telling someone maybe from there it will get to her husband. I am appalled at the act. Her marriage is young and this is just her 1st child. What is she looking for?

Abeg make una free me joooor.
you think exposing the evils of another will suddenly give you a clean slate while your skeletons are safely tucked in a closet?
When you voice out what you did with your sisters husbands then you'll be justified to cast your own stones, until then some things are better left unsaid.
Romance › Re: Secrets! Secrets!! Secrets!!! by UjSizzle(f): 6:01pm On Dec 13, 2012
@OP, why bother about telling someone when you just told us? undecided
Romance › Re: In Search Of True Love! Where Do I Start From? by UjSizzle(f): 5:54pm On Dec 13, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]You don't actually search for love, it finds you. You just wake up one day and realise that you want a certain person so much that he/she feels like gravity. No matter what you do and no matter where you go, you are pulled in her direction[/quote]hmmmmmm
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 5:49pm On Dec 13, 2012
*drops pack of condom*
play safe kids
Romance › Re: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by UjSizzle(f): 5:45pm On Dec 13, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]~190~
Nairaland's best attention seeking robot.
Hasn't gotten over the bitter break up handed down to him by his sweet Nigerian girlfriend. So he feels coming to nairaland to bash her in the guise of bashing "Nigerian girls" will make him feel better. . .

Niggah needs to grow up.
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lmao
Romance › Re: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by UjSizzle(f): 5:43pm On Dec 13, 2012
Eze Promoe: Maybe, i'll get to know the truth from you even if i see (f) on your profile. So, are you male or femalehuh
she--male
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 3:13pm On Dec 13, 2012
xynerise: you do home services? grin
ahem no be only home services
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 3:12pm On Dec 13, 2012
Vanneni: why did you do that? What a waste and I was coming to get me some of of those....
ah ahn i dropped it for ur munching pleasures.
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - Final Elimination Round by UjSizzle(f): 2:45pm On Dec 13, 2012
lalaosky: *grabs her and places a soft kiss on her succulent lips*
*gives him a deafening, bone crunching slap*
young man keep those lips to yourself if u wanna have any semblance of a face left for this competition.
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - Final Elimination Round by UjSizzle(f): 2:41pm On Dec 13, 2012
lalaosky: awwww




bruv, dont know how to thank you.you've been great for me.



I promise no ban will come your way.sexkillz is my alternate account so no fear




VOTE FOR DOPEJEMI.....fine boy swag.looks flier than ARIK...swag sharper than RAZOR BLADE!!
really undecided
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - Final Elimination Round by UjSizzle(f): 2:39pm On Dec 13, 2012
Too many puffers on this thread
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by UjSizzle(f): 1:52pm On Dec 13, 2012
*drops pan of boli and groudnut*
Romance › Re: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by UjSizzle(f): 1:49pm On Dec 13, 2012
Eze Promoe: D Xplorer - The explorer of women. Nairaland's minister of women affairs

[color=#FF0099]190- A Nicodemus in my own opinion, who pretends to hate Nigerian ladies but goes by night flirting the same Nigerian ladies.[/color]

AbiL - Honest when there's no hope. Besides that, she's intelligent too.

Lalaosky - A co-operate womaniser

Chronique - I never knew he was that old.

Achukwunet - Achukwunet is to Miss NL 2012 what Zambia is to AFCON 2012

[color=#97888E]Maria G - Have a kiss in every section she visits frequently but trust me, she's good offline.[/color]

[color=#FF6633]Uj_sizzle - Don't know up till today his/her sex/gender. But he/she is cool.[/color]
Thankyou for finally killing my already deteriorating eyesight.
I never knew my gender was questionable undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 9:28am On Dec 13, 2012
Can't a lady hope for a decent breakfast in this house? Pounded yam and water, okro soup served on the floor?

*pulls Reyginus by the ear*
oya grab a mop n get to work NOW.

*grabs Muskeeto by d legs while he screams for help like a girl*
you'll pound dat yam properly for ur brothers.

Anonimus, Ignis and Ceativixty u'll have to go grocery shopping for me if u have plans of eating anything today.

Okay chop chop boys, get at it already!
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - Final Elimination Round by UjSizzle(f): 7:20am On Dec 13, 2012
ATMC: i can kiss you sexkillz, anyi ga eri, nuo ma susukwa onu...lol
lmao *brings out video cam*
Romance › Re: She Is An Introvert, Can I Still Marry Her? by UjSizzle(f): 7:18am On Dec 13, 2012
[quote author=gree-die]op, you have not correctly identified her problem.... i think her introvert nature is the least of ur worries.. she is firecly possessive, anti social and may not have a good heart. im not trying to discourage you, if u love her so much, u may be able to put up wit her faults but ll u be happy?
u cant have a solution unless u identify d root cause and i think her introvert nature isnt it[/quote]This.


You can imagine what she'll be like when the pregnancy hormones set in.
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - Final Elimination Round by UjSizzle(f): 7:11am On Dec 13, 2012
Duke Nija
Obinoscopy
CFCfan
Lalaosky
2legit





good morning guys
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Romance Santa Claus Aka Father Christmas Aka Saint Nicholas by UjSizzle(f): 7:06am On Dec 13, 2012
My very own spa, with workers.

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