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lalaosky: what?....a slap in return for a kiss?...thats so unromantic and UNSIZZLING!!...i've to complain to jay bee for this jaw abuse....*pissed*maybe i should report you to Killz then for stealing a kiss *angry* |
ignis: Please am looking for somebody.you misplaced her? ![]() |
lalaosky: sizzle, you need to massage my jaw for that jaw breaking slap you gave me at the other thread...*still pissed**places a kiss on his jaw* there now baby but really, d next time u plant one on my lips u'll get a right hook. |
[quote author=190-the-clown] If Vanneni finds herself in a room with me What happened to Mary Mother of Jesus wont repeat itself HAVE You ever heard of the quickest pregnancy in history 45seconds belle don enter - vanneni submit yourself as the guniea pig for trial [/quote]45secs? Tsk no finesse |
ayobase: Were u sucking on the feeding bottles before dropping them?i was feeding my 5mths old baby till i realised u guys needed it more. You can thank her later ![]() |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]~acidtalk~*stifles a laugh* |
*takes a peek* *sees a lot of kissing going on* *blushes* *clears throat* ermm I've still got virgin lips |
*drops feeding bottles for the two posters above* |
190: Yes u killed ityou've been that s.ex starved huh ![]() |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]ok, In a good way. . . arrgh i hate seeing girls cry.*sniffs* ![]() |
190: Keep d packet and wait 4me in d roomewww is that what u called her? Little wonder she broke up with you ![]() btw I'm not dark biko, i'm chocolate. |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]coming for you. ![]() |
3triangle: It baffles me how we tend to condone evil in this country and we all call ourselves christians and moslems whose religions teaches uprightness and upholding of the truth. Well, as for me, we all stray and I did learn my lessons. I was an innocent girl that was taken advantage of. Looking back now, I wish I could take all that back. I have a trust issue with men now & its even a phobia I have to live with in my marriage when the time comes. That not withstanding, we should call this evil what it is. She is supposed to be a nursing mother, f-u-c-k-i-n-g another man who's not her husband and still breastfeeding her baby, that's abominable if you ask me.you think exposing the evils of another will suddenly give you a clean slate while your skeletons are safely tucked in a closet? When you voice out what you did with your sisters husbands then you'll be justified to cast your own stones, until then some things are better left unsaid. |
@OP, why bother about telling someone when you just told us? ![]() |
[quote author=Mynd_44]You don't actually search for love, it finds you. You just wake up one day and realise that you want a certain person so much that he/she feels like gravity. No matter what you do and no matter where you go, you are pulled in her direction[/quote]hmmmmmm |
*drops pack of condom* play safe kids |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]~190~lmao |
Eze Promoe: Maybe, i'll get to know the truth from you even if i see (f) on your profile. So, are you male or femaleshe--male |
xynerise: you do home services?ahem no be only home services |
Vanneni: why did you do that? What a waste and I was coming to get me some of of those....ah ahn i dropped it for ur munching pleasures. |
lalaosky: *grabs her and places a soft kiss on her succulent lips**gives him a deafening, bone crunching slap* young man keep those lips to yourself if u wanna have any semblance of a face left for this competition. |
lalaosky: awwwwreally ![]() |
Too many puffers on this thread |
*drops pan of boli and groudnut* |
Eze Promoe: D Xplorer - The explorer of women. Nairaland's minister of women affairsThankyou for finally killing my already deteriorating eyesight. I never knew my gender was questionable ![]() |
Can't a lady hope for a decent breakfast in this house? Pounded yam and water, okro soup served on the floor? *pulls Reyginus by the ear* oya grab a mop n get to work NOW. *grabs Muskeeto by d legs while he screams for help like a girl* you'll pound dat yam properly for ur brothers. Anonimus, Ignis and Ceativixty u'll have to go grocery shopping for me if u have plans of eating anything today. Okay chop chop boys, get at it already! |
ATMC: i can kiss you sexkillz, anyi ga eri, nuo ma susukwa onu...lollmao *brings out video cam* |
[quote author=gree-die]op, you have not correctly identified her problem.... i think her introvert nature is the least of ur worries.. she is firecly possessive, anti social and may not have a good heart. im not trying to discourage you, if u love her so much, u may be able to put up wit her faults but ll u be happy? u cant have a solution unless u identify d root cause and i think her introvert nature isnt it[/quote]This. You can imagine what she'll be like when the pregnancy hormones set in. |
Duke Nija Obinoscopy CFCfan Lalaosky 2legit good morning guys |
My very own spa, with workers. |
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