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Romance › Re: 17 Signs You Like Someone, This Is How U Know U Like/love Someone by UjSizzle(f): 7:14pm On Nov 25, 2012
15, 13, 10, 5
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 7:07pm On Nov 25, 2012
binger: Nooo!! *pukes* i just suckd 'her' ara!
lmao u sucked the water filled ballon i give to randy males to still their lust grin. No one gets the real thang smiley
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:02pm On Nov 25, 2012
Obinoscopy: *secures his hands around her might hips*
*kisses her with so much love and passion*
kiss kiss kiss
*places hand on his chest n reluctantly breaks the kiss* obim, my heart i dnt think cuddles will be too happy when she comes back to see we've turned her house to an ocean of passion. Lets take this to the bedroom, where we can have privacy n i can savour the feel of ur skin next to mine.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:54pm On Nov 25, 2012
ItsModella: okwa ifugo?
if you're gonna accuse me of something u might as well have a good reason for it *angry*
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 6:51pm On Nov 25, 2012
Redmosquito: Hello
hiya
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 6:49pm On Nov 25, 2012
HumbledbYGrace: Uju tweeny,u didn't tell me all this and I had to find out myself?

I thought I could trust u
ermm......ermm swe... *sigh* I'm sorry
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 6:47pm On Nov 25, 2012
Obinoscopy: *Draws her close to my chest so that she can feel my heartbeat and gives her a deep breathtaking kiss*
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
*tilts head back n lets the kiss go deeper* *moans in pleasure* *presses up against him n entwines arms around his neck*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:40pm On Nov 25, 2012
ItsModella: lmao!! where the hell have you been? dude is gay.

same with uj_sizzle
baby pls be mine *in Johnny Bravo voice*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:34pm On Nov 25, 2012
Goldieluks: Sowwy na,lala nma .
don't know what lie or excuse to give grin
*Wipes his tears with my new handkerchief*
*sigh* now u'll have to throw that hanky away sad
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:33pm On Nov 25, 2012
binger: *twists like Jet li in the air,and grabs the fresh,succulent 'meat'*
*raises brow* all that for nothing tsk tsk. *pulls out the detachable water filled 'meat', hands it over to him n walks away*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:31pm On Nov 25, 2012
lalaosky: wad up my nigger...D-x says no lesbo things....*crying*

@uju, woo me na.i have the right curves.i know you'll love me...
Acidosis will love to woo you smiley
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:30pm On Nov 25, 2012
Goldieluks: Disgusting. embarassed
lol
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 6:28pm On Nov 25, 2012
Obinoscopy: Uju my love, I'm not trying to bribe you with my kisses. Its my love for you and the lusciousness of ur lips that made me kiss you. And I'll do it again and again kiss kiss kiss.
*gives a shy smile and looks at him from lowered lashes* *inches closer for more* kiss
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]*castrate the bingo*

*removes her head gear to clean the vomit*[/quote]*vomit on his head* you heartless thang! Now bingo will never father a child sad. *carries a whimpering bingo outta the room*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:21pm On Nov 25, 2012
binger: u mean the one below your neck*dives to chop 'meat'*
*turns back in the nick of time n pushes already open boil in his mouth* oya suck pus grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:18pm On Nov 25, 2012
binger: Lalaosky.i see u dude,come woo annawhite babe...b4 som1 commits..
grin Lala show
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 6:15pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm.......[/quote]hesitant?? *raises a brow*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:13pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]*vomits*[/quote]*calls bingo to lick vomit n spit back into his mouth*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:12pm On Nov 25, 2012
annawhite: people aw do I change d (f) to (m)
Nobody dey look ma face tongue
edit ur profile smiley
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:11pm On Nov 25, 2012
binger: Lmao! For your mind. No be pesin dey feed u
grin i can you wanna join, oya chop meat grin grin
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2012
Obinoscopy: Who? Honey I don't know what you're talking about. Come here and take some kisses kiss kiss kiss.
I'm not falling for that, no matter how much ur kisses turns me to jelly *blush*
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 6:07pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Wey that e-slap button sef?[/quote]*grabs scythe* *shows him button n dares him to touch it*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:05pm On Nov 25, 2012
annawhite: wicked man!
Always putting dis up after my post!
lol
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:04pm On Nov 25, 2012
Nnekacherry: Uju you are always eating..
If it's not popcorn, it's garri, now you are eating rice...
Give me small naw.. Lol
babe what will i do when there are hungry men here waiting to grab my food. It's community service *tongue out*
*in dettol voice* if i don't feed them, who will?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 6:00pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]*turns a bag of dangote salt in her rice*[/quote]*jaw drops* *ties him to a chair n starts shoving the over salted rice down his throat*
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 5:56pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]yes[/quote]ode. See answer mtcheeeew, shey u forget ur manners for house?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 5:54pm On Nov 25, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]*kicks his 2.5inches**meat falls**step on it***pele o****[/quote]*gives him a power kick to the head*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 5:52pm On Nov 25, 2012
Shey na my food una dey fight for like this? undecided. Btw its chicken
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 5:50pm On Nov 25, 2012
HBG, Cuddles, Mynd, SiggyFreud
Sup? Hope u guys are having a swell Sunday
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 5:47pm On Nov 25, 2012
Who am i sawing *rubs eyes* OBINOSCOPY! Shey na my tweeny u dey follow like this?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by UjSizzle(f): 5:45pm On Nov 25, 2012
*eats rice*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am Falling For An Nlander... by UjSizzle(f): 12:06pm On Nov 25, 2012
Obinoscopy: Pls don't dear. If you do it'll break her heart. And as her tweenie you wouldn't want that, would you? smiley
hmmmmmmmm

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