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binger: Nooo!! *pukes* i just suckd 'her' ara!lmao u sucked the water filled ballon i give to randy males to still their lust . No one gets the real thang ![]() |
Obinoscopy: *secures his hands around her might hips**places hand on his chest n reluctantly breaks the kiss* obim, my heart i dnt think cuddles will be too happy when she comes back to see we've turned her house to an ocean of passion. Lets take this to the bedroom, where we can have privacy n i can savour the feel of ur skin next to mine. |
ItsModella: okwa ifugo?if you're gonna accuse me of something u might as well have a good reason for it *angry* |
Redmosquito: Hellohiya |
HumbledbYGrace: Uju tweeny,u didn't tell me all this and I had to find out myself?ermm......ermm swe... *sigh* I'm sorry |
Obinoscopy: *Draws her close to my chest so that she can feel my heartbeat and gives her a deep breathtaking kiss**tilts head back n lets the kiss go deeper* *moans in pleasure* *presses up against him n entwines arms around his neck* |
ItsModella: lmao!! where the hell have you been? dude is gay.baby pls be mine *in Johnny Bravo voice* |
Goldieluks: Sowwy na,lala nma .*sigh* now u'll have to throw that hanky away ![]() |
binger: *twists like Jet li in the air,and grabs the fresh,succulent 'meat'**raises brow* all that for nothing tsk tsk. *pulls out the detachable water filled 'meat', hands it over to him n walks away* |
lalaosky: wad up my nigger...D-x says no lesbo things....*crying*Acidosis will love to woo you ![]() |
Goldieluks: Disgusting.lol |
Obinoscopy: Uju my love, I'm not trying to bribe you with my kisses. Its my love for you and the lusciousness of ur lips that made me kiss you. And I'll do it again and again*gives a shy smile and looks at him from lowered lashes* *inches closer for more* |
[quote author=acidosis™]*castrate the bingo* *removes her head gear to clean the vomit*[/quote]*vomit on his head* you heartless thang! Now bingo will never father a child . *carries a whimpering bingo outta the room* |
binger: u mean the one below your neck*dives to chop 'meat'**turns back in the nick of time n pushes already open boil in his mouth* oya suck pus ![]() |
binger: Lalaosky.i see u dude,come woo annawhite babe...b4 som1 commits.. Lala show |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm.......[/quote]hesitant?? *raises a brow* |
[quote author=acidosis™]*vomits*[/quote]*calls bingo to lick vomit n spit back into his mouth* |
annawhite: people aw do I change d (f) to (m)edit ur profile ![]() |
binger: Lmao! For your mind. No be pesin dey feed u i can you wanna join, oya chop meat ![]() |
Obinoscopy: Who? Honey I don't know what you're talking about. Come here and take some kissesI'm not falling for that, no matter how much ur kisses turns me to jelly *blush* |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Wey that e-slap button sef?[/quote]*grabs scythe* *shows him button n dares him to touch it* |
annawhite: wicked man!lol |
Nnekacherry: Uju you are always eating..babe what will i do when there are hungry men here waiting to grab my food. It's community service *tongue out* *in dettol voice* if i don't feed them, who will? |
[quote author=acidosis™]*turns a bag of dangote salt in her rice*[/quote]*jaw drops* *ties him to a chair n starts shoving the over salted rice down his throat* |
[quote author=Mynd_44]yes[/quote]ode. See answer mtcheeeew, shey u forget ur manners for house? |
[quote author=D-Explorer]*kicks his 2.5inches**meat falls**step on it***pele o****[/quote]*gives him a power kick to the head* |
Shey na my food una dey fight for like this? . Btw its chicken |
HBG, Cuddles, Mynd, SiggyFreud Sup? Hope u guys are having a swell Sunday |
Who am i sawing *rubs eyes* OBINOSCOPY! Shey na my tweeny u dey follow like this? |
*eats rice* |
Obinoscopy: Pls don't dear. If you do it'll break her heart. And as her tweenie you wouldn't want that, would you?hmmmmmmmm |
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. No one gets the real thang 



. Btw its chicken