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Celebrities › Re: Abuja Comedians Fight Over Supremacy, Accuse Each Other Of Stealing Jokes (Video by UkoAnnang(m): 2:57pm On Jun 19
cheesy

Mad people cheesy

Una no even get the talent


If someone like me grap microphone enta stage I crack jokes from nothing.

I crack jokes freely on the street on daily basis
Food › Re: Ukpo, The Medicinal Soup Thickner (Photo) by UkoAnnang(m):
cool

Ibaba just like garri is a life saver in every home, put enough water into the pot of soup add ibaba it and the soup go reach everybody.
It will even make the soup more thicker the next day, that means you go add more water while warming the soup

Our people use it more often in preparing our traditional Annang native soup with (oha) mkpafere
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Senior Data Engineer Job At Chowdeck by UkoAnnang(m): 2:52pm On Jun 18
cool

I'm a senior data and forensic analyst, also a cybersecurity expert

But I base in Port Harcourt.

I also working in company here, but if the offer is reasonable, then I will relocate
Business › Re: Karim Benzema Puts Femi Otedola On The Spotlight by UkoAnnang(m): 12:21pm On Jun 18
grin

Accidentally Kwa

Una mean am on this internet space Ooooh
Business › Re: Femi Otedola And A Curvy Mystery Lady In Monaco (video) by UkoAnnang(m): 11:59am On Jun 18
cheesy

One of the negative effects of smart phones

Rich man want enjoy himself una shot am video come share for internet
Politics › Re: Diezani Alison-madueke Reacts To UK Court Acquittal After 11-year Battle by UkoAnnang(m): 11:42am On Jun 18
cool

Super Mama

Congratulations


She has survived a whole lot throughout the years.
She should be thankful to the almighty God, the Universe mother Earth for keeping her through and stronger.

I wish her life in abundance
Family › Re: I Never Planned To Become A Single Mother Of Eight — Woman Breaks Down by UkoAnnang(m): 8:25am On Jun 18
angry

She is a fool

She born for seven men and said she didn't plan for that.

When mistakes keep repeating itself, it's no longer a mistake but a deliberate act
Forum Games › Re: What Would You Do? by UkoAnnang(m): 10:26pm On Jun 17
cheesy

I believe a native doctor pass pastors

Especially Nigerian pastors, money mongers
Travel › Re: How Much Does It Cost To Get An International Passport by UkoAnnang(m): 9:27pm On Jun 17
grin


It's called Nigerian passport
Foreign Affairs › Re: Equatorial Guinea Government Resigns After Failing To Meet Objectives by UkoAnnang(m): 7:42pm On Jun 17
TemplarLandry:
This is serious.
This is interesting.
Let's see how it goes.
Something your demented one you called your president should have done
Science/Technology › Re: SpaceX To Acquire Cursor for $60 Billion by UkoAnnang(m): 2:12pm On Jun 17
cheesy

This Elon guy is so mean

I strongly believe that someday AI will replace yarimo and every Tunibu/APC propagandists
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Blocks Israel From Seeing Iran Deal Text Ahead Of Geneva Signing by UkoAnnang(m): 12:11pm On Jun 17
cool

Whatever the course may be

I believe my Man Benjamin Netanyahu will rise up at all costs to defend his people

My man Bibi
My Role model

He is not a caword and doesn't chicken out
Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria Tops Global Ranking As World's Most AI Excited Nation by UkoAnnang(m): 11:53am On Jun 17
Topman7:
LEAVE YOUR VILLAGE OR BEER PARLOUR CHITCHAT AND FIND OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN NIGERIA.

LAGOS IS THE TECHNOLOGY STARTUP CAPITAL OF AFRICA, SURPASSING CAIRO, JOHANNESBURG AND NAIROBI IN THE LATEST WORLD RANKINGS.

ORDINARY PEOPLE, YOUR JUNIORS ARE LEARNING CODING ONLINE FOR FREE ON YOUTUBE, AND END UP ESTABLISHING TECH STARTUPS IN YABA THAT ATTRACT SILICON VALLEY INVESTORS AND BUYERS, OFFERING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN SOME CASES.

STAY THERE, YOU HEAR?
You must have think everyone on nairaland is your Yoruba type in Ijesha.

I'm the founder of the biggest infotech company in Africa currently which I don't want to disclose my company name for personal reasons.
I have traveled out of the Nigeria shores to acquire deep knowledge in cybersecurity, Data and Forensic Science.

I have staffs who are currently working under us.
Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria Tops Global Ranking As World's Most AI Excited Nation by UkoAnnang(m): 11:20am On Jun 17
grin

I don't believe it

Nigeria?

It could not possibly be Nigeria
Politics › Re: I Won 2023 Presidential Election, Forget About Proof – Peter Obi by UkoAnnang(m): 9:22am On Jun 17
helinues:
Obi is probably having a dementia

Did you go to court to claim you won the election? No, you went to court to be claiming of certificate bla bla bla, age falsification and dead drug case in Chicago.

Annoyingly , Labour party claimed they spent more money on the election petition which did not include winning the election than the amount spent on the election campaign itself.

At least , it's something confirmed that something is wrong with Obi considering his over confidence lies, without feeling any remorse but what about his supporters that don't see anything wrong in so many flops with Obi.

So much lots could be wrong with those ones. I mean big lots

For how long would they continue to be defending a rubbish like Obi?
Definitely not Mr. Peter Obi is suffering from dementia. Rather, it's Bola Ahmed Tinubu who is demented.
Perhaps you don't know what's or the meaning of dementia, or you are trying to cover up the truth.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Give Each Citizen 1 Million Yearly - South African Protest Leader by UkoAnnang(m): 8:06am On Jun 17
cheesy

212 trillion naira stolen in NNPC by Mele Kyari.

Guess what each citizens in Nigeria would have collected, if the money was to be shared among 200M Nigerians
Politics › Re: "I Was Shocked By Your Insult." - Reno Omokri Replies Davido by UkoAnnang(m): 7:53am On Jun 17
huh

Now it's good that you understand that you are a bingo
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Security Personnel At NIPSS Kuru, Three Officers Killed In Plateau by UkoAnnang(m): 8:44pm On Jun 16
sad

Bola Ahmed Tinubu said it's his turn to kpai Nigerians
Politics › Re: SEDC: Stakeholders Call For Constructive Oversight, Rally Behind MD Mark Okoye by UkoAnnang(m): 6:02pm On Jun 16
cheesy

Mazi Orji Uzo want collect him own percentage
The whole screening, squeezing and investigation thing is very simple to anyone who is familiar with the Nigerian-APC corruption system.

Orji Uzo Kalu go be like, how could this small boy squandered the whole money without giving me my own share
Crime › Re: British Gay Couple Who Raped Their Adopted Baby Son To Death Set To Be Sentenced by UkoAnnang(m): 5:07pm On Jun 16
angry

The government failed the little soul

How could they gave out a child for adoption to two mentally ill wild beasts?
Politics › Re: No Difference Between Tinubu, Obi, Kwankwaso - Valentine Ozigbo by UkoAnnang(m): 3:36pm On Jun 16
grin

There is no difference between brother Kenneth Okonwo and brother Valentine Ozigbo.

Wherever belle is facing
Food › Re: Police Uncover Illegal Alcohol Factory In Anambra, Arrest 2, Recover Fake Drinks by UkoAnnang(m): 7:41am On Jun 16
cool


Apart from bandits in the north
I never see state wey comit crime reach these people, provided say money dey there
Health › Re: Brave Man Climbs Power Pole To Rescue Worker After Electric Shock In Nsukka by UkoAnnang(m): 10:39pm On Jun 15
cheesy

Love and empathy is greater than any religion
Humanity is the greatest
Family › Re: DNA Confirms All My 4 Children Are Mine But….. by UkoAnnang(m): 3:27pm On Jun 15
grin

Wetin yu want make we do?
Crime › Re: Chiziterem: The Faces Of The Couple That Brutalized Boy In Anambra (Photos) by UkoAnnang(m): 3:15pm On Jun 15
angry

For the sake of those two innocent children I saw there, I would have say jail her for life
Celebrities › Re: I Cannot Live Without Michael” – Niniola Shares Heartbreaking Message After Husb by UkoAnnang(m): 2:21pm On Jun 15
cheesy

Na lie

Person wey fit don da collect d****ck since
Politics › Re: Gbenga Hashim Condemns Attack On Sowore, Protesters On Democracy Day by UkoAnnang(m): 10:29am On Jun 15
cheesy

Every intellectual Nigerians know that Bola Ahmed Tinubu doesn't mean well for Nigeria
Family › Re: Woman Throws 5-Year-Old Son Into River Over Python Spirit Claim by UkoAnnang(m): 9:29am On Jun 15
sad

The woman is mentally unstable
Crime › Re: How We Planned Adelabu’s Sister, Twins' Kidnap - Suspects Open Up by UkoAnnang(m): 10:20pm On Jun 14
angry

Stupid people

I'm not reading any shiit

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