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 Jokes Etc › Joke: You Can't Believe What Members Of His Church Did To These Pastor. by Ultimate6811(op): 10:06am On Jan 13, 2018*. Modified: 2:34pm On Nov 06, 2019 |
Pastor keeps chickens in the Church premises, one evening a Cock went missing. In Church the next day the Pastor asked “who has a cock?” All the men got up. “No, I mean who has seen a cock?” the pastor said. All the women got up. “No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?”, the pastor said impatiently. Half of the women got up. “Oh for goodness sake!! Who has seen my cock  ” the pastor shouted.All the Choir girls got up! Goto... https://www.thisdayinfo.com/search/label/Hot%20Comedy?&max-results=10&m=1
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| Jokes Etc › Joke: Never Argue With A Woman.... Check Out The Best Tip To Reply A Woman. by Ultimate6811(op): 12:18pm On Jan 12, 2018*. Modified: 2:34pm On Nov 06, 2019 |
Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this Waffi guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks…the Wife tells him “Go sleep where you dey come from o!!” Judging by her tone of voice that her fury is about to overflow,the man answered “Relax I no com sleep, nah the condoms wey dey on top table for my room I come collect. In fact give them to me. Plenty women dey for the party!” The wife opened the door and said,”Where you dey go? Oya Enter o! Come inside the house before I change my mind!” https://www.thisdayinfo.com/search/label/Hot%20Comedy?&max-results=10&m=1
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| Jokes Etc › Rib Cracking Joke That Can Burst Your Kidney Through Laughinh by Ultimate6811(op): 11:37pm On Jan 07, 2018*. Modified: 2:33pm On Nov 06, 2019 |
*JOKE OF THE DAY* When oyibo people describe a location, they simply say, "The place is about a mile and a half, north-west or 300 metres away from Greenville park." You actually know where you're going. . But in Naija, our house numbering system can't be trusted. You may find house number 43 in between house number 5 and 6. Moreover, we know nothing about miles and metres. So when some of you want to describe your location, you'll be like, "If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left. Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small. Be going down down... straaaaaight! Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one Redeemed church; opposite where they used to throwey dustbin. Just stand there and flash me. I will come outside and pick u." #naija_i_tireoo !! https://www.thisdayinfo.com/search/label/Hot%20Comedy?&max-results=10&m=1 2 Likes
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