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Jokes EtcComedy Skit: THE PHONE (mark Angel Comedy Episode 154) Naija Comedy #bbnaija by Ultimate6811(op):
latest mark angel comedy, episode 154... you cant afford to miss it, very funny enough. it must surly make you laugh out loud,


click on the link below to watch...


https://www.thisdayinfo.com/search/label/Hot%20Comedy?&max-results=10&m=1



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Jokes EtcAKPOS Foolishness Has Upgraded..(rib Cracking Joke) (naija Jokes) (bbnaija) by Ultimate6811(op):
One day, thieves came to Akpos’ house.
His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun.
After Akpos brought him his gun, he told him to hide in the room. As the thieves entered, his father brandished his gun at them and they began to tremble.
Suddenly, Akpos came.....

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Jokes EtcOld Patient And The Doctor.. Joke Of The Day (naija Jokes) #bbnaija by Ultimate6811(op):
Patient: “Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?”

Doctor: “How old are you now?”

Patient: “40”

Doctor: “Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any other vice?”

Patient: “No. I don’t drink. I don’t gamble. I don’t smoke. I don’t womanise. I have...



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Jokes EtcMarriage Proposal Goes Wrong.. Praize Victor comedy (Naija Comedy) by Ultimate6811(op):
marshall have been friends with precious for 10 year and wanted to proposal to her for the past 5year but he was shy so he took corrage and decided to propose.. Very funny. Don't miss watching it


Click to watch/download�


https://www.thisdayinfo.com/2018/02/comedy-skit-marriage-proposal-goes.html?m=1


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Jokes EtcComedy Skit : Denilson Igwe Comedy. ( Comedy Of The Month)naija Comedy by Ultimate6811(op):
Jokes EtcTrue Love. (valentine Saga)... This Joke Must Surly Make You Laugh by Ultimate6811(op):
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend:

Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the....



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Jokes EtcCan You Slap Your Mother Because Of This? by Ultimate6811(op):
find out more. ��


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Jokes EtcLatest Emmanuella comedy Of Mark Angel.. Don't Miss It Ooo by Ultimate6811(op):
Another funny mark angel comedy, tittled DON'T GO ANYWHERE... Very hilarious comedy skit. You can't afford to miss watching it.
Click on the link to watch the video


https://www.thisdayinfo.com/search/label/Hot%20Comedy?&max-results=10&m=1


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Jokes EtcAKPOS Baptism. (rib Cranking Joke Of The Day) by Ultimate6811(op):
akpos was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.
At
the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now
baptized.
You are a new creation the old one is gone. No
more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name
is
Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed
straight
for the fridge.
He took a Heineken and......



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Jokes EtcCHILD FOR SELL. Would You Sell Your Child For Doing This? by Ultimate6811(op):
He wants to sell his child for doing this..

If it were you what would you do to him?.... Find out what really happened

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Jokes EtcAkpos And His Angry Wife (rib Cranking Joke) (naija Jokes) (akpos Joke) by Ultimate6811(op):
The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone:

CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you?

AKPORS: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it?

CHIDIMMA: (relaxed): Yes, my king

AKPORS: Remember I had.....



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Jokes EtcWHAT HAPPENED ... Latest Mark Angel Comedy. Very Hilarious by Ultimate6811(op):
LATEST mark angel comedy episode..



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Forum GamesWhat Happened by Ultimate6811(op):
LATEST mark angel comedy episode..



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Jokes EtcTHE SACRIFICE .. I Promise This Joke Will Make U Laugh Uncontrollably by Ultimate6811(op):
One day, four men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their god. They were a Nigerian, a Chinese, an Indian, and an English man.

Chinese man: “this is for my people”. and he jumped down the mountain.
Indian man: “this is for my people” and he jumped down.

When it was the Nigerian’s turn, he says....


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Jokes EtcLONDON ZOO ( Rib Cranking Joke Of The Day ) by Ultimate6811(op):
A Nigerian youngster who was visiting the United Kingdom for the first time was taken to the London zoo for sightseeing. On getting to the section where monkeys are kept, he was amazed to see other tourists giving out plenty of money to the monkeys that were hopping around doing acrobatics. The more the acrobatics, the more the tourists enjoyed the show and the more the money (hard currency) the monkeys got.

This young man suddenly had an idea and when he got back to Nigeria, he started learning....




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Jokes EtcAkpan And Oduma.. This Men Mumu No Get Part 2 (I Can't Stop Laughing) by Ultimate6811(op):
Akpan and oduma can't stop amazing us with funny skit as this, it will make you laugh all day and  as well  teach you a moral lesson. Don't miss watching it,  it will surely make your day.

Click to watch


https://www.thisdayinfo.com/2018/01/comedy-skit-akpan-and-oduma-very.html?m=1

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Jokes EtcA Goat Terrorizing The Village People, (endtime Goat... ) by Ultimate6811(op): 2:11pm On Jan 26, 2018
Hahahahahahahaha, I can't stop laughing after watching what this goat has been doing to humans, is quite funny enough,.

Click to watch

http://www.comedyrib.com/2018/01/prank-goat-terrorizing-village-you-wont.html?m=1



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Jokes EtcHe Called Me A Basterd And I Did This To Him by Ultimate6811(op):
An heart broken girl went for counseling and the following conversation ensued;

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
Counselor: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor kissed the girl

GIRL: ……Yes!
Counselor: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in....




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Jokes EtcWho Killed Goliath (get Ready To Laugh ) Comedy Of The Year. by Ultimate6811(op): 6:27pm On Jan 25, 2018
This brilliant boy ask his teacher a question he cannot answer, these comedy skit will surely make your laugh like a mad man, very funny and hilarious... Don't miss it........... Click on the link to watch

http://www.comedyrib.com/2018/01/comedy-skit-who-killed-goliath-part-2.html?m=1



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Jokes EtcMy Girlfriend And I (can U Do This To Your Girlfriend) Hilarious Joke by Ultimate6811(op): 6:15pm On Jan 25, 2018
GIRL: Hello
BOY: My love how are you doing?
GIRL: I’m fine.
BOY: Will you be free this weekend? Can you come to my house?
GIRL: I’m so sorry I can’t make it because I will be attending my aunty’s wedding and the next day I’ll be....



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Forum GamesThe Sailor And The Lecturer ( Very Hilarious) If Were You, What Will U Do by Ultimate6811(op): 11:39am On Jan 24, 2018
One day,a sailor was traveling with a lecturer and the following conversation ensued:
LECTURER: Sailor do you know Ecology?
SAILOR: No
LECTURER: What about Zoology?
SAILOR: No
LECTURER: what of Biology?
SAILOR: I don’t know.
LECTURER: (irritated)What on Earth do you know this man your going to die in ignorance.
Two hours later the boat started to sink and the lecturer got scared then the sailor asked;
do you know.....


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Jokes EtcThe Sailor And The Lecturer ( Very Hilarious) If Were You, What Will U Do by Ultimate6811(op): 11:02am On Jan 24, 2018
One day,a sailor was traveling with a lecturer and the following conversation ensued:
LECTURER: Sailor do you know Ecology?
SAILOR: No
LECTURER: What about Zoology?
SAILOR: No
LECTURER: what of Biology?
SAILOR: I don’t know.
LECTURER: (irritated)What on Earth do you know this man your going to die in ignorance.
Two hours later the boat started to sink and the lecturer got scared then the sailor asked;
do you know.....


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Jokes EtcHungry And Broke (9ja No Dey Carry Last) Funny Hilarious Joke by Ultimate6811(op): 4:51pm On Jan 23, 2018
There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn’t have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. “LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!” – the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. “HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!” – the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and....




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Jokes EtcThe Old Man And His Sperm.. Doctor Told This Old Man To Bring This (read2laugh) by Ultimate6811(op): 8:41am On Jan 23, 2018
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
“Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked........


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Jokes EtcComedy : Who Is An Idiot?. (don't Miss Watching It) Very Funny by Ultimate6811(op): 9:00am On Jan 22, 2018
Goodluck and Daniel came to meet their uncle praize to help them with their assignment , which is ( who is an idiot?)

So praize told them an idiot Is someone that explains something for someone and the person his explaining it to doesn’t understand ...click on the link to watch the video ��

http://www.comedyrib.com/2018/01/comedy-who-is-idiot-praize-victor.html?m=1




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Jokes EtcMark Angel And Emmanuella Just Made My Day With This Comedy by Ultimate6811(op):
Mark angel was told to prepare Pap (akamu) but you won't believe what he prepared, this guy is always funny... This comedy just made my day.... Click on the link below to watch it..


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Jokes EtcAkpos Claim To Be A Thief... You Won't Believe What Happened To Him Next.. by Ultimate6811(op):
JOKE OF THE DAY


Akpos came back from the bank with lots of money. Immediately he entered his house, he realised that criminals were after him. He heard a gunshot and that gave him a serious fright, but he later summed up some courage and decided to confront the criminals who had camped outside his house.

Akpos ran out of the house and met the criminals…

GANG LEADER: Hey stop! Where is.....


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Jokes EtcComedy Skit: SWAGALOMO CHURCH... You Laugh Like A Mad Man.. Funny Enough by Ultimate6811(op): 11:47am On Jan 19, 2018
This video comedy will turn your sadness into happiness through laughing. Sorry it can't be played here... Don't miss to watch.... Click on the link below to watch and forget about your sorrows.
http://www.comedyrib.com/2018/01/comedy-swagalomo-church-ec-comedy.html?m=1

Jokes EtcJoke: Akpo's Has Come Again Ooo...... This Joke Will Make You Laugh All Day by Ultimate6811(op):
JOKE OF THE DAY



A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued:

Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so?

Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say....


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Jokes EtcJOKE: Akpos And His Wife...... Akpos What To Pack Out For This Reason.. (funny) by Ultimate6811(op):
JOKE OF THE DAY


Akpos’ wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in.
AKPOS: Where are you going?
WIFE: I am moving in with my mother.

A few minutes later,

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Jokes EtcJoke: Akpos Wanted To Rape His Priest. Find Out More... You Will Laugh All Day by Ultimate6811(op):
Akpos enters a church n finds the priest.
Priest: How may I help you son?
Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I would like to confess. Then go to the confession area
Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned
Priest: What are your sins my son?
Akpos: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, I slept with the sister.
Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess
Akpos: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt’s place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin
Priest: You know that is wrong my son


Akpos: Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone…
Priest interrupts: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague
Akpos: Yes father
Then there was total silence after that.
Akpos: Father?
Akpos: Fatherrr?
Still no reply
Akpos: Father are you dia??
Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer there . He looks for him and finds him hiding.
Akpos: Why are you hiding father?
Priest (shaking with fear): I’ve just realised I’m the only one here and you came looking for your wife.
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Jokes EtcJoke: See What Akpos Did To A Native Doctor.. You Won't Believe It. by Ultimate6811(op):
Akpos went to a native doctor and requested to know
how bright his destiny would be.
The native doctor drew a circle with a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk.
After that he placed a dead millipede on the floor and asked Akpos to watch carefully.
He said he would recite some incantation to make the dead millipede start crawling.

He told Akpos that if the millipede crawls into the white circle, it means that his destiny
will be bright but if it crawls inside the black circle, it means his destiny will be dark.
Finally he started his incantation and the dead millipede started crawling. When it got in between the
two circles, it turned and started crawling towards the black circle.

Akpos watched and immediately it was about entering the black circle, Akpos picked it and gently dropped it inside the white circle.
The native doctor who got furious asked Akpos why he did that.

Akpos replied, “I won’t fold my arms and watch my destiny crawl into darkness because my destiny is in my hands.”

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