₦airaland Forum

Orishetimi:
I don't why but I am really curious to see ATIKU win.So nairaland I will like to know who you voted for

I won't mention any candidate or be partisan to any political party. But vote for someone that would *B*-ring *U*-ltimate *H*-appiness *A*-nd *R*-estore *I*-ntegrity in the country......
Any P(ATIKU)LAR Candidate Whose intention is to loot and Cause (OBI)TUARY To Our Treasury Will not Succeed In FE(BUHARI)

PROPHETmichael:
Fellow Nigerians, as you go to your respective polling units, DON'T USE YOUR HAND TO VOTE AGAINST JOB CREATION AND START MEETING PASTORS FOR PRAYERS AFTER THE ELECTION!

PASTORS ARE NOT MAGICIANS!! BE WISE AND BE ATIKULATED.

pastors are magicians, if not why wouldn't they go to hospitals to heal sick ones on the sick bed but always heals their fellow bastard at the churches(co dramatic)

iwayumeh:
Only an Animal will vote Buhari , No human Being with functional brain will vote a senile old man with dimentia

ONLY SATAN(DEVIL) WILL VOTE FOR ATIKU.

CityNGR:
Corpers kindly reject any adhoc staff appointment with inec. Your lives are not worth any miscreant's election

DON'T U KNOW THAT THERE ARE THOUSANDS THAT ARE GRADUATE ALREADY.

LET THEM KINDLY REJECT THE ADHOC STAFF APPOINTMENTS AND TECHNICALLY LOSE SOME CASH!!!

id911:
Our incoming President, take sachet water cool down your thirst joor because we have achieved our objective. Getting set to be sworn in on May 29 Insha Allah

IF ATIKU WILL TAKE SACHET WATER THEN DEFINITELY YOU WILL DIE OF THIRST.

bro4u:
All those comparing this event with others in the North few days back should hide their heads in shame, things like this are not encouraged in the South unlike our Northern brethren who even get recommendations from their Emir and Sultan to marry under aged girls... Now asked yourself this "has the Kano, Sokoto or any Northern State govt condemned anything as such in their territory"??... That's because it is highly acceptable to marry under aged. Reminds me of that our MP that year that married one Egyptian pikin sef

See animal in human skin. Okey the girl(15) is now free to go continue with her prostitution shikenan and take care of the BASTARD.

MTAIYEM:
Any news from them yet?

noooooooo

I just received their second e-mail

Babzrockman:
The only candidate to give Buhari headache

HAHAHA he gives only buhari headache but not northeners,as for us northerner is gone northerner is back.

Dbrainiac1:
Wow... it's nice to see such a thread.
Feel free to quote me if y'all need any info about Unimaid nd it's admission process.
Fabeh15
BelovedEaglet
Luminary1

good day Dbrainiacl when does MBBS classes going to start for new students for 2017/2018

THE TITLE SHOULD HAVE BEEN "10 WAYS TO LOSS YOUR JOB"

pls when will sale of DE form going to be closed

CrescentMoon:
To feed myself not easy let alone a wife. What woman would date a broke dude?

marry a loving woman with a lower class than you period

hello chukwukapromise I got 233 and I applied university of maiduguri to study mbbs.what are my chances

CrescentMoon:
The first time I became aware of me falling sick was in 2007. I was 26 at the time. Since then it has been a myriad of medical troubles.

It has been cycles of malaria, bacterial infections, disc problems and headache. Every night, I take drugs before I could be able to sleep. I always have antimalarials, antibiotics, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs and muscle relaxants handy. If malaria symptoms occur, I would take antimalarials and there would be improvement within minutes. And would then complete the dosage in 3 days. By fourth day, symptoms of bacteria infection would occur; I would take ciprofloxacin and get relieved within minutes. Once I complete the dosage, headache would strike, and once aspirin is taken, I get well. But I would keep repeating aspirin every night until gastric ulceration sets in. I would then buy omeprasole and cimetidine to treat ulcer. While ulcer treatment is ongoing, malaria would strike again, and I would take antimalarials. If antimalarials don't work, I would know that the symptoms are bacterial and take antibiotic. If there is no relief, I would combine antimalarials and antibiotic and there would be a relief. It has been like this since 2007. I don't go to hospital again because I have grown to know these symptoms and what doctors would prescribe.

For the past 2 weeks, I have been battling 'herniated disc' problem in my lower back. It started the day I bent down suddenly and I heard a snapping sound at my back bone. I started using norflex, calcium supplement and diclofenac. I feel mild relief because I can't stop my daily hustle to rest while the disc heals. If I dont work in a day, I won't eat or pay bills.

Note that I undergo HIV test almost weekly.

How do the poor tackle medical problems in this hellhole of a country?

Lalasticlala, please help me move this to fp.

am sure you are not married. get married all this problems will go.am talking from experience.

hello Dbrainiac1 it's possible for one do change of course twice. I did once and I want to try the second time. thanks

gqboyy:
Allah ya bada sa'a

amin danuwa

Khd95:
u can choose to ignore the truth,iam in SCH already,nd it wasn't my massive jamb score that got me the admission,I pray u get the course of ur choice insha Allah,but bro don't ever make the mistake that with that score u can get any course in Nigerian universities

u are on point now.

Khd95:
I remember when I scored 263 in my first ever jamb exam,omo I felt like the ooni of ife then,amongst my peers,unfortunately @unilorin cut me to sizes,by not giving me admission,probably because I didn't knw any body,or I chose a very competitive course

that is not the case here with 233 u can get any course of your choice in sha Allah. mtcheww!!!

THANK GOD

GOOD DAY GUYS PLS CAN I GET DE ADMISSION TO STUDY MEDECINE ,I DID SCHOOL OF NURSING .THANKS

please remove zoology because that was what took Jonathan to presidential villa

shehu313:
See What Buhari's Army Did to Zaria Toddler for "Blocking" Buratai's Road

ANIMAL IN HUMAN SKIN WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO. TSINANNE ME ZAGIN SAHABBAI.

shehu313:
[b]See What Buhari's Army Did to Zaria Toddler for "Blocking" Buratai's Road

ANIMAL IN HUMAN SKIN WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO. TSINANNE ME ZAGIN SAHABBAI. [/b]

shehu313:
See What Buhari's Army Did to Zaria Toddler for "Blocking" Buratai's Road

ANIMAL IN HUMAN SKIN WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO. TSINANNE ME ZAGIN SAHABBAI.

sugardad1:
2. Tiger Nuts
The name “Tiger nut” is yet to stick to this sweet root from Northern Nigeria. Tiger nut is called its traditional name in various parts of the country; Ofio in the Southwest, Aki Hausa in the Southeast and Aya in the North.

MY FRIEND AYA IS NOT A FRUIT
IS RATHER A TUBER SINCE IS FOUND UNDERGROUND

Atmmachine:
I would rather watch two rats having sex than to watch a useless man get welcomed

THOSE RATS ARE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER

Atmmachine:
I would rather watch two rats having sex than to watch a useless man get welcomed

THOSE RATS ARE YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER

WELL COME DAD

ibroh22:
This has changed my mind about going to Kaduna for NYSC,,I go jejely go Delta state or cross river wey I go bleep well,not all this yeye state wey dem go they hide there girls

THAT'S HOW UR MOTHER WAS BLEEP AND GIVE BIRTH TO ANIMAL LIKE YOU.

profmustee:
Whatever MTN is up to, I guess it’s for the better… After introducing 1.3GB and 3.7GB some days ago, another juicy and creamy offer seems to be up coming. I know you love data and airtime that is why MTN NG got you covered.

Those who have subscribed to the 1.3GB plan and 750MB for N500 plan are seriously testifying that is working. However, there is something more...
You can now get 5GB + N2560 to call all network in Nigeria from your MTN line. I guess this offer is far better than the previous. 5GB is something big for some people and I know you’ll want to go for it.

How Can I get it?
>>Migrate to MTN Truetalk by dialing *400#
>>Load N2000 on your MTN line
>>SMS D2000 to 131 to get the offer. Valid for 30days.
You’ll account will be credited with data and airtime.

That is not all, something more is coming…

You can also get N1950 free airtime + 100MB data with just N500.
This is how… Make sure you’re already on MTN True Talk plan, recharge your line with N500 and SMS V500 to 131 and you’ll be credited with data and airtime. Valid for 7days.

how much is the charge per minute

AntiMahdi:
still a fckin pig if you ask me

https://legacy.3drealms.com/duke4/images/pigcop2008.jpg

pleasae give me links to your photo sketch apps.