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CareerRe: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Umu101: 4:59pm On May 28, 2019
1) Are you unemployed and tired of applying endlessly for jobs that you don't get?

2) Are you tired of sleeping and waking each day feeling like your life is wasting away?

3) Are you regularly active online with little or nothing to show for it?

Don't lose heart dear. I've been there before. I pulled myself out after I learnt one of the best kept secrets of the Nigerian market place...

The secret is MINI IMPORTATION from countries like China, turkey, Dubai etc. Almost everything in any market in Nigeria is imported. This is why with capital as low as N10,000 which you would have otherwise spent on data and credit, you will make QUIET but crazy cash on a monthly basis!

I want to conduct a FREE mini importation training session for 20 people.
The training will start by 7:00 pm this evening.

click on this link if you are interested
( just for 20 interested people)
https:///LQmT1O7DXz85ZJI9WOiOdc
CelebritiesRe: Muma Gee Shares Underwear Photo by Umu101: 4:39pm On May 28, 2019
1) Are you unemployed and tired of applying endlessly for jobs that you don't get?

2) Are you tired of sleeping and waking each day feeling like your life is wasting away?

3) Are you regularly active online with little or nothing to show for it?

Don't lose heart dear. I've been there before. I pulled myself out after I learnt one of the best kept secrets of the Nigerian market place...

The secret is MINI IMPORTATION from countries like China, turkey, Dubai etc. Almost everything in any market in Nigeria is imported. This is why with capital as low as N10,000 which you would have otherwise spent on data and credit, you will make QUIET but crazy cash on a monthly basis!

I want to conduct a FREE mini importation training session for 20 people.
The training will start by 7:00 pm this evening.

click on this link if you are interested
( just for 20 interested people)
https:///LQmT1O7DXz85ZJI9WOiOdc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidelity Bank Plc Graduate Digital Trainee Recruitment 2019 by Umu101: 2:51pm On May 28, 2019
1) Are you unemployed and tired of applying endlessly for jobs that you don't get?

2) Are you tired of sleeping and waking each day feeling like your life is wasting away?

3) Are you regularly active online with little or nothing to show for it?

Don't lose heart dear. I've been there before. I pulled myself out after I learnt one of the best kept secrets of the Nigerian market place...

The secret is MINI IMPORTATION from countries like China, turkey, Dubai etc. Almost everything in any market in Nigeria is imported. This is why with capital as low as N10,000 which you would have otherwise spent on data and credit, you will make QUIET but crazy cash on a monthly basis!

I want to conduct a FREE mini importation training session for 20 people.
The training will start by 7 pm this evening.

click on this link if you are interested
( just for 20 interested people)
https:///LQmT1O7DXz85ZJI9WOiOdc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can This Type Of Vacancy Be Advertised In Nigeria by Umu101: 2:43pm On May 28, 2019
1) Are you unemployed and tired of applying endlessly for jobs that you don't get?

2) Are you tired of sleeping and waking each day feeling like your life is wasting away?

3) Are you regularly active online with little or nothing to show for it?

Don't lose heart dear. I've been there before. I pulled myself out after I learnt one of the best kept secrets of the Nigerian market place...

The secret is MINI IMPORTATION from countries like China, turkey, Dubai etc. Almost everything in any market in Nigeria is imported. This is why with capital as low as N10,000 which you would have otherwise spent on data and credit, you will make QUIET but crazy cash on a monthly basis!

I want to conduct a FREE mini importation training session for 20 people.
The training will start by 7 pm this evening.

click on this link if you are interested
( just for 20 interested people)
https:///LQmT1O7DXz85ZJI9WOiOdc
AutosRe: A Friend Just Bought This Car 850k In Dubai by Umu101: 2:40pm On May 28, 2019
1) Are you unemployed and tired of applying endlessly for jobs that you don't get?

2) Are you tired of sleeping and waking each day feeling like your life is wasting away?

3) Are you regularly active online with little or nothing to show for it?

Don't lose heart dear. I've been there before. I pulled myself out after I learnt one of the best kept secrets of the Nigerian market place...

The secret is MINI IMPORTATION from countries like China, turkey, Dubai etc. Almost everything in any market in Nigeria is imported. This is why with capital as low as N10,000 which you would have otherwise spent on data and credit, you will make QUIET but crazy cash on a monthly basis!

I want to conduct a FREE mini importation training session for 20 people.
The training will start by 7 pm this evening.

click on this link if you are interested
( just for 20 interested people)
https:///LQmT1O7DXz85ZJI9WOiOdc
BusinessHow To Earn QUIET But Crazy Cash From Mini Importation Business by Umu101(op): 12:07am On May 28, 2019
1) Are you unemployed and tired of applying endlessly for jobs that you don't get?


2) Are you regularly active online with little or nothing to show for it?


3) Are you tired of sleeping and waking each day feeling like your life is wasting away?


Don't lose heart dear. I've been there before. I pulled myself out after I learnt one of the best kept secrets of the Nigerian market place...


The secret is MINI IMPORTATION from countries like China, turkey, Dubai etc. Almost everything in any market in Nigeria is imported. This is why with capital as low as N10,000 which you would have otherwise spent on data and credit, you will make QUIET but crazy cash on a monthly basis!


I want to conduct a FREE mini importation training session for 20 people.
The training will start by 7:00 pm this evening.


click on this link if you are interested
( just for 20 interested people)
https:///LQmT1O7DXz85ZJI9WOiOdc
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Blogger/creative Writer Needed ASAP! by Umu101: 4:21pm On Sep 29, 2016
bimma242:
Urgent Work
Content developer/blogger needed

Requirements:

Willingness to work
Good grammar
A good sense of humour
Creativity
Sense of timing
Commitment to excellence
An internet-enabled laptop

If you're the one, reply to this message with your Whatsapp Number so I can share full details with you or send your portfolio link to bizmentor84@gmail.com

Note: This is a part-time/job and you'll get paid at the end of the month. You can do whatever you like with your day so long as you meet the daily targets.

You will also work remotely.

Cheers
08068676867 my e-mail is emmanueldandiboku@yahoo.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: We Need A Writer That Can Write Articles by Umu101: 2:37pm On Sep 20, 2016
I'm interested. I have a stock pile of articles bordering on topics ranging from economics to politics to technology etc emmanueldandiboku@yahoo.com. or 08068676867.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 7:06pm On Sep 12, 2016
yoyolagos:
Guru in d house! abeg make una help assess dis code oooo! d tin no gree submit oooo



var canIWatch = function (age){

if ((age > 0) && (age < 6)){
return("You are not allowed to watch Deadpool after 6.00pm."wink;
}
else if ((age >= 6) && (age < 17)){
return("You must be accompanied by a guardian who is 21 or older."wink;
}
else if ((age >= 17) && (age < 25)){
return("You are allowed to watch Deadpool, right after you show some ID."wink;
}
else if (age >= 25) {
return("Yay! You can watch Deadpool with no strings attached!."wink;
}
else{
return("Invalid age."wink;
}
};
yoyolagos you tried but you didn't perform the operation within the specified function in the proctor.. so define "canIwatch" as a function use age as the argument!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101:
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 4:09pm On Sep 11, 2016
For God sake what does Json non serializable mean!!
How am I supposed to know what to adjust if I don't understand the error message?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 4:03pm On Sep 11, 2016
amamazzing:
If someone had already done it and was successful ,you'd need another reason. I don't see a limitation but an opportunity in your example
as a curious person, I like to understand ideas in the very form in which they were originally conceived. but when complex ideas are conveyed in terms borrowed from Latin, Greek, french, Arabic etc.....

The word algorithm is from the Arabic term Al Kwarizmi(Name of a Persian mathematician who tried to axiomatize maths in his own language) so procedural logic was named after him.
so my point is that learning is more difficult for many and they are struggling with the tests partly due to the language issues!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 3:18pm On Sep 11, 2016
there is really nothing in this test. there is really nothing in programming too.

this is why:


1) A guy picks words from his language (English, Chinese, Igbo or Yoruba) designed to control a computer

2) he compiles the keywords into a programming language.

3) the keywords can be converted into binary by an interpreter and if it finds an odd 1 and 0 sequence, it rejects your code.

that is all o!!

we need an indigenous programming language in pidgin. this oyinbo grammar is also a limitation too. if I get into Andela, this will be my focus.

or do Japanese programmers code in Englishhuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 3:03pm On Sep 11, 2016
[quote author=Umu101 post=49267000]Being an African is a limitation. This environment suffocates talent, passion and effort. If everyone on this site could have 18hrs to study and practice uninterrupted by African Limitations......... then even Andela will have to upgrade the test.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 2:58pm On Sep 11, 2016
amamazzing:
I agree partly with you but in the beginning, what they were "selling" was a way out for job seekers. If that has changed maybe they shouldn't send the home study and stuff to everyone giving them hope. Imagine getting kicked out in first week of boot camp. There will always be slower learners. It only looks to me like people who have already tried their hands on programming will make it thru because there'll be no space for beginners.

I have no programming experience except for the intro courses taught in uni. I'm not going to give myself too much hope but I hope it goes well.

Meanwhile I can't get thru tax lab. Keeps raising json not serializable error
Amamazzing I am experiencing the same thing too. first my oop is passing all tests but I can't submit. second tax lab is raising a Json error. With just two to go but it looks like I'm stuck. I think specifying the data types for the function argument and the values of the dictionary is going to be important. I have already adjusted but internet is sooo bad that I've been unable to test it. mtn is horrible!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101:
omonosa25:
Any hint on how you ran your DS lab..?
looking for a hint from me!!
From my posts you will know that I am not a coding genius.
I wrote most of my codes on paper. (bug ridden codes)
I had to use insecticide!!!
I am still at 88%.poor power, internet connectivity and the high cost of Baygon are really affecting me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101:
omonosa25:
wow!!... dats something... I think I need extra coaching. grin

wow!!... dats something... I think I need extra coaching.
What is amazing about 75% or even 94%. many guys are through already!!! I strongly believe that the ideal candidate should finish within 7 days. A talented coder can finish the labs on day 1. But many guys are using muscle or should I say Muzzle.....Especially me!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 4:58pm On Sep 08, 2016
Folzye:
It's well Indented, pls someone just give me a hint.. am not asking for my code to be written fire and me
The key to passing this test is simple:
Stay away from the CHURCH!!. don't let them cast the PYTHON out of you!!!!.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 7:00pm On Sep 06, 2016
worisj:
Ive done the plum test, please whats next?
what's the most important criteria in the home study quiz. is it scores, speed, personality fit, or what.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 10:12am On Aug 24, 2016
charley94:
still waiting also
I don't understand why this is happening. This is demoralising. no test link after the 3 weeks period that they gave us. Maybe the economy is affecting them too. and they've decided to halt the programme just like some other companies I've applied to.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 7:01pm On Aug 23, 2016
charley94:
okay, thanks
I am also waiting for the link too. I am not happy since I had already prepared to be tested today. but they can still send it though. the day isn't over yet. is the test timed?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Andela: IT Training And Job by Umu101: 3:02am On Aug 05, 2016
Someone should help me. I'm scheduled to take the test soon and I don't know what the test will be like. is it timed. and is it all about python and oop.? pls
CultureRe: Oluwo Akanbi Blames Nigeria's Economic Crisis On Idol Worship by Umu101: 10:58pm On Jul 24, 2016
princey83:
I found that article very funny and ridiculous too. I began to wonder why an Oba would be reasoning like a 4year old kid .
which God are the Japanese worshipping. they worship their emperor and the kami(their ancestors) their national religion is shinto. yet they are a great tech and economic power. The Chinese are Taoists and Buddhists. but formally their communism has imposed atheism as the state religion. The Chinese are the Next world power. the Hindus of India have 33 million gods. India is an Asian tiger. the future of the Asian dominated world economy. so leave Christianity and Islam out. Ethiopia has the longest history of Christianity in Africa yet we are better than them. it is not religion that makes nations. it is leadership!!!!
CultureRe: Yoruba The Canaanite - As Narrated By Muhammad Bello, Ruler Of Sokoto Caliphate by Umu101: 10:49pm On Jul 24, 2016
IG:
No I'm not crazy, you just need to do some real reading. Actually Sultan Muhammad Bello also thinks you are from the middle east. I think the thing about Yorubas originating from Ife is incomplete history. Did they just appear in Ife out of thin air? Anyway I am just expressing my views based on what I know. Let's not start an argument.
Cush was the first son of Ham and Ham was the youngest son of Noah. the word cush in Hebrew means "black". the Greeks called them "Aethiopes" meaning burnt faced ones. in Jer 13:23

Yahweh said "can the Ethiopian(Greek) or cushim(Hebrew) change the color of his skin?".

all blacks in history are subsaharan Africans like cush was. even the Egyptians who were reddish brown knew about cush. in the Quran blacks are called cushites. so the Yoruba's are simply the product of that expanding cushitic family from Axum or Meroe in Ethiopia. That is why Moses wrote the following

Genesis: 10. 6. And the sons of Ham; Cush, and Mizraim, and Phut, and Canaan.

7. And the sons of Cush; Seba, and Havilah, and Sabtah, and Raamah, and Sabtecha: and the sons of Raamah; Sheba, and Dedan. - Bible Offline.

recognized sons in the bible are the great progenitors of modern nations. so all Negroes from east-south-central-west Africa. all blacks from India to Australia etc. they are all Cushites!!!!!. I.e the blacks.
CultureRe: Nsibiri: The Pre-colonial Writing Of The South Eastern People by Umu101: 6:11pm On Jul 24, 2016
Malawian:
@ Dudu, when you dig up yoruba script, i will hail you. Your problem probably is that your claims that yorubas are the most literate tribe in the country is under threat by this script. FYI, such scripts have been found in virginia usa and is said to have been from igbo slaves brought there. Lemme tell you what you are dreading to hear; while igbos were already reading and writting from antiquity, your tribe was busy trying to figure out how to cook Yoruba grin grin grin stop hatting igbos and humble yourselves to learn from us cos we are special people!
I agree that Igbo's are special, but they are only as special as their language is unique. the Yoruba will say kini(what is it) the Igbo will say (Ogini). so we are the same people but the fracturing of our ancestral families was what created the many dialects that later morphed into unique languages.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Failing Health.Expect Another Group Of Bokoharam Soon. by Umu101: 5:59pm On Jun 10, 2016
Love Machine:
I am not wishing the president death.In case the inevitable happens,another version of bokoharam,sponsor by the northern elders, will emerge and vow that vp osinbajo should vacate his position for a handpicked northerner to complete buhari's term of office.Otherwise they will make Nigeria ungovernable for their selfish interest.
I don't agree with you. Buhari fought the Maitatasine insurgency in the north east more than 30 years ago. Shehu Shagari was the head of state then. the problem is with our porous borders. as the middle east gets increasingly destabilised, the instability finds a way to creep into Nigeria through the Maghreb. It is not political. More Muslims have died, more northerners have been impoverished and displaced. so they will have to accept the provisions of the constitution they wrote should the President be Incapacitated for any reason.

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