makzeze:
how much is dollar today?

experimentist:
Nonsense Bishop! Nowadays any fool can pick a mic up and yarn bullshits.

Tallesty1:
Women claim they are not confused

Yet they wear bikini in public.

Will even snap and post it online............

But will scream and run for cover


If you accidentally see them wearing only bra and pants.

What's the diff

I have heard a lot of people discussing about their distant relationship experience to an extent that one complained of the cash he spends on distant relationship calls. Having discovered the chep way to make calls at almost free I have decided to share it here to help people involve in distant relationship cut cost from daily calls. Currently that's what I use to make calls when I want to spend much time with my pals in Nigeria and Abroad. Is almost free you only sacrifice a little MB. I remembered calling my sister for more than one hour only to be charged 0MB. Lets go into the real business.

MockingBird: Hello, Pls I need help and reasonable solution to reduce my recharge card cost to my girlfriend. I'm in a distant relationship and I need to be talking to my girl everyday as I'm in Abuja and she is Lagos. We are so close and so fond of each other that we can gist for hours on a stretch. Sometimes I end up borrowing credit from MTN only to finish it on her again, she would do the same until even her borrowed credit is finished too. This is straining my finances as I need to load at least N400 recharge card every day to talk to her. She also buys recharge card to talk to me constantly as we both are working.

This everyday buying of at least N400 recharge card is putting a hole in my pocket, so I was wondering, is there any way I can reduce my call cost to her. Pls note, both of us are committed to the relationship and we cannot afford to compromise on our everyday communication as this is what keeps us glued together. Pls if you have any solution out there I would be grateful to even pay for such. Thanks

unclenna: the real trend mover for short term trading is the one hour chart. If the price moves above 1.36295 for EU then we may experience a bullish move but if not the bear may still have the day. Let's see.

unclenna: Bought EU as a newbie with 40pips stop loss:Bought eu @ 1.36014 and SL @ 1.35648...... Let us see how it goes (I be newbie oh)

endfx1: ranging things..hmmmmm

20-20:
Good morning all the ogas in the house.. Wishing you all the green pips. Here is my pictorial view..

infofirst:
On point but will only look for long n prefer to watch d bear enjoy till bull time too

naijababe:
If that trade does not work, I short if 93.50 is broken for a tp at 90.20

rozayx5:
falls from keke

endfx1:
Happy new year to you too my oga ..welcome

honeric01: A buy order activated on UJ in the midnite. (103.15) 1:3 ratio.

osahonmk: EJ UJ GJ heading south....

Andyblaze: [b]
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say
that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND
FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we're not around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that
she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the
sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once
your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.
[/b]

Don't talk about a particular guy whenever you are with us. It makes us feel bad and jealous.
Don't beg us money, it scares us away. We know you need it and will give it to you without you asking for it if we have it.
Don't complain in excess, it irritates us...