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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Petr Cech Is Now A Gunner!!! by UncleSnr(op): 3:55pm On Jun 29, 2015
@Mukina2 does this call for celebration?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Petr Cech Is Now A Gunner!!! by UncleSnr(op):

Christianity Etc › Re: What Will Be Their Faith In Paradise Or Heaven? by UncleSnr(op): 10:09pm On Jun 28, 2015
amnesty7:
They will remain at their prime youth. No old age in Heaven.
Any proof?
Christianity Etc › What Will Be Their Faith In Paradise Or Heaven? by UncleSnr(op): 1:10pm On Jun 28, 2015
To all my religious friends that believe in life after, this question is for you.
Defend your believe!

When one dies as an adult or child and gets to heaven will he/she remain a child or adult forever?

Lalasticlala please help me.
Phones › Re: BBM For Android Gets Full Material Design Makeover by UncleSnr(m): 11:05pm On Jun 26, 2015
Good for those that it doesn't affect their phone memory.
Politics › Re: See Why The National Assembly Is Powerless Without The Mace In The House! by UncleSnr(m): 10:55pm On Jun 26, 2015
akubudejud:
History
During medieval times, the Royal Serjeants-at-Arms were distinguished by their power of arrest without a warrant. To an increasing extent, their Maces - originally ordinary weapons of war, similar to a club - became their emblems of authority. They were stamped with the Royal Arms; and in an age in which few men could read or write, the Serjeants effected their arrests by showing their Maces and not by producing any form of written warrant.

The evolution of maces from weapons of war to symbolic representations has seen the flanged head decrease in size into an ornamental bracket, while the butt end, which carried the Royal Arms, has expanded to accommodate larger and more ornate Royal Arms and an arched crown surmounted by an orb and cross. As a result of the expansion of the butt end, maces began to be carried upside down with the crown uppermost.

Symbolism and Use of the Mace
The Mace of the House of Representatives is the symbol not only of the Royal authority but of the authority of the House. As it has been stated that 'the authority of the Speaker and of the House are indivisible', it also symbolises the authority of the Speaker.
Before the election of a Speaker, the Mace is placed on brackets under the Table of the House and as soon as the Speaker takes his or her seat after being elected by the House, it is placed on rests on the Table (Standing Order 12).

When the Speaker is in the Chair, the Mace lies on the Table, with the orb and cross surmounting it pointing to the government side, that is, to the Speaker's right. The only time that the Mace is not removed from the Table when the Speaker leaves the Chair is when he or she has temporarily suspended a sitting of the House (perhaps for a meal break). The Mace remains on the Table during the whole of the suspension.
The Serjeant-At-Arms is custodian of the Mace. Bearing the Mace upon the right shoulder, the Serjeant-at-Arms precedes the Speaker when the Speaker enters and leaves the Chamberat the beginning and the end of a day's sitting.

The Mace, carried by the Serjeant-at-Arms, has become an important symbol of the authority of the Speaker and of the House itself. There is a view that the House is not properly constituted unless the Mace is present on the brackets in the Chamber.

The Mace also accompanies the Speaker on formal occasions such as his or her presentation to the Governor-General after election, when the House goes to the Senate to hear the Governor-General's opening speech, and on the presentation to the Governor-General of the Address in Reply to the opening speech. On these occasions, the Mace is covered with a cloth or left in an antechamber before entering the Governor-General's presence. Being the symbol of the Royal authority, the Mace is unnecessary in the presence of the authority itself.
Just put sauce abeg!
Politics › Re: See Why The National Assembly Is Powerless Without The Mace In The House! by UncleSnr(m): 8:15pm On Jun 26, 2015
lalasticlala:
No Source
Okay oh
Politics › Re: See Why The National Assembly Is Powerless Without The Mace In The House! by UncleSnr(m): 6:48pm On Jun 26, 2015
Lalasticlala, Ishilove, kindly educate others
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Cancelled Due To Lack Of God by UncleSnr(op): 7:26pm On Jun 24, 2015
NumberOne2:
False statement. Refering to the BOLDED.
The largest economy in the World is still very religious. Religion has NOTHING to do with Poverty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_States

Wealthy Arab nations are still VERY Religious.
In the US, the number of non-religious people has more than doubled from 14.3 million in 1990 to 29.4 million in 2001; their proportion has grown from just eight percent of the total in 1990 to over fourteen percent in 2001.

This was the greatest increase in absolute as well as in percentage terms among all religious groups.

Source: 2001 American Religious Identification Survey.
Computers › Re: Windows 10 To Be Released In July (Pictures) by UncleSnr(m): 10:05am On Jun 24, 2015
ezzylee:
Nah.... My friend is in some Microsoft beta programme of some sort. So he gets to test out their products before they're released.
I am an insider, I can tell you that Windows 10 is a great OS.
Give it a try! Don't just stick to window XP.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Cancelled Due To Lack Of God by UncleSnr(op): 6:30am On Jun 24, 2015
finofaya:
"We must cultivate our garden". Lol. Indeed.
Yeah physical garden, not spiritual garden!
Politics › Re: These Are The People Who Need Wardrobe Allowance Not Our Senators (pic) by UncleSnr(m): 10:09pm On Jun 23, 2015
Give birth to the number of children you can cater for.
God doesn't care for children!
Christianity Etc › Church Cancelled Due To Lack Of God by UncleSnr(op): 9:09pm On Jun 23, 2015
The South—Parishioners of Pastor Theo Leobald’s First Congregational Church of Holy Christ In Heaven will not meet next Sunday morning for a coffee social and morning Bible study as they do every week, gathering in fellowship and offering thanks and praise to God on high. The reason for the cancellation? Simply the fact that, according to Leobald, God does not now, has never, and will never exist.
The Church of Holy Christ In Heaven will soon change its name to the Church of Imaginary Make-Believe Land.
When asked why he is convinced of God’s nonexistence, Leobald became visibly irritated with reporters.
“What’re you, an illiterate peasant? Aren’t you familiar with 20th century thinking at all? Christ, read a book, or maybe just think about the idea for a minute. Pretty ridiculous, huh?” he said.
When pressed, however, he sighed heavily, and explained that thousands of years ago, tribes of nomadic desert peoples made up God because, being incapable of scientific reasoning due to caveman-like existences, they had no other way of making sense of things like sunshine, rocks and pork-transmitted trichinosis.
“They made it all up, and they were ignorant, unwashed, half-naked pre-historic barbarians,” Leobald said. “So who are you gonna believe: Carl Sagan, and the pantheon of the world’s greatest scientific and intellectual minds, or some guy who measured wealth by how many goats he had?”
Sagan, according to Leobald, is an “astronomer” in a big city far, far away who writes what are known as “books.”
“I just felt like an idiot saying all that nonsense week in, week out. What’s the point of singing hymns of joyous adoration to a fictional entity?” Leobald said.
“Why convene to donate time, money and personal resources to a being which exists only in fabulous legends and mythological ancient texts? If we were to keep doing that, week after week, why, we’d feel ridiculous, wouldn’t we? Plus, we’d look pretty stupid as well. It’d be like talking to a wall, and frankly, I’ve got better things to do with my time. And I sincerely hope all of you do too.”
Although reactions among community members to Leobald’s decision have been varied, most have been positive.
“I never really liked getting up that early on the weekend anyway, but continued to do so out of gripping fear of having my entrails eternally ripped out by flaming scimitars after death,” Gregory H. Tensdale, 51, said. “But now that I know it’s all just pretend, I am no longer terrified.”
Tensdale concluded by adding that the uncomfortable dress-up clothes he has always detested will be on the trash heap by sundown, and that he fully expects to stay clad only in underwear until well after the game on Sundays from now on.
“I enjoyed the lovely singing during church service, and was very sad to see it go, particularly because I am a lonely septuagenarian waiting to die,” Mabel Graskowsky, 78, said. “But then Pastor explained to me that there are groups who get together just for singing only, and I could go to any one I wanted whenever I wished. Just singing! None of that boring inbetween stuff I always slept through. I’m much happier now.”
Not all opinions were as supportive.
“Who cares if God isn’t real? I say worship him anyway,” School Board Member Fred Nichtenhausen said. “After all, every grown-up man and woman knows Santa Claus isn’t real, yet we worship him every year on Christmas, the Holy Day of Santa’s birth, as prophesied by Nostradamus.”
Added junior high school student Curt Mondaham, who was unimpressed with the pastor’s speech, “Big deal. He’s just saying the same thing Neil Peart’s been saying for years.”
For those who still want to worship, if not God, but just something, Leobald has started a Sunday morning group called The Church of Imaginary Make-Believe Land, where churchgoers will have their choice of nonexistent beings to submit to. Some of the worship selections include Poseidon, super-agent James Bond and fabled storybook character Peter Pan. “I’m worshipping Peter Pan,” Gladys Fye, 108, said. “I do so love his adorable little pointed green shoes. Oh, that Tinkerbell with her magic dust!”
For his part though, Leobald says he will not be attending.
“I’m meeting once a week, not Sundays but on Wednesdays, with anyone who cares to join me. We won’t be worshipping anybody, just practicing my favorite hobby, horticulture. I’ll admit, it doesn’t have the power to grant eternal absolution from earthly pain, but at least flowers are real. We must cultivate our garden.”

Source: www.theonion.com/article/church-cancelled-due-to-lack-of-god-20563
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by UncleSnr(m): 6:44pm On Jun 21, 2015
HFOG:
In whose opinion?
Even those suffering from Philophobia knows.
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by UncleSnr(m): 6:35pm On Jun 21, 2015
HFOG:
Becausehuh
It is now getting romantic.
Politics › Re: Tribute To Someone Tanoids Call The "Daura President" - Cramjones by UncleSnr(m):
cramjones:
Dear President Mohammadu Buhari,

Even though I had the honor and privilege of telling you these to you the "Daura President".

Trash 1. Thank you PMB for your move to merge 42 ministries to 19 to reduce crass wastage in the system.

Trash 2. Thank you PMB for your move to merge ICPC and EFCC

Trash 3. Thank you PMB for renewing our friendship with the West and other African countries.

Trash 4. Thank you PMB for bombing the militants in Calabar.

Trash 5. Thank you PMB for taking time to really shop for the best of the best as ministers and advisers in this CHANGE government.


-CramJones

CC: Lalasticlala, ishilove
I am searching for where you said constant power, naira regaining its value, wiping out of boko haram, paying unemployed graduates, created ____million jobs, feeding kids and other promises.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by UncleSnr(m): 6:26pm On Jun 21, 2015

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by UncleSnr(m): 6:18pm On Jun 21, 2015
barcanista:
I'd love to see ur hair when done.
kiss kiss
It is okay! now you both should go private.
Politics › Re: President Without Underwear(photo) by UncleSnr(m): 6:14pm On Jun 21, 2015
premConcept:
Can you call your father a dullard? angry
but you use to call your father clueless?

That dude that said his white is brighter than one's future, get bad mouth. In short your mouth/hand need cleansing. Wicked you?!
Politics › Re: Herbalist: I Sent Kidnappers After Rich Clients by UncleSnr(m): 9:21am On Jun 21, 2015
Ndi ofe-mmanu emebi-go oru-a.

They have just spoilt the business called kidnapping, the ND boys will just be shaking their head pitifully.
Celebrities › Re: LOL..... Lil Kesh Spotted Grinding Cassava In The Market (PHOTO) by UncleSnr(m): 12:36am On Jun 19, 2015
That is pepper and tomatoes! When was the last time you took a look at your street?
Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News: Linda Thomas (mtn Staff) Has Been Sacked by UncleSnr(m): 12:15am On Jun 19, 2015
I smiled shaa

Celebrities › Re: LOOK: List Of Poular But TALENTLESS Nigerian Musicians by UncleSnr(m): 12:06am On Jun 19, 2015
asvpChuu:
brokeass is you..
poor is him Dummy!!
E hit am for ballzz! Ewww! I feel ya pain bro.
Celebrities › Re: LOOK: List Of Poular But TALENTLESS Nigerian Musicians by UncleSnr(m): 11:12pm On Jun 18, 2015
Abbey2sam:
poor people always feel entitle to important opinions

dam it!!! get a life
Please there is a difference between being poor and being brokeas$
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Pastor And A 9-year-old In Rivers by UncleSnr(m): 3:43pm On Jun 18, 2015
CR77:
Arrant nonsense
undecided
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Pastor And A 9-year-old In Rivers by UncleSnr(m): 3:39pm On Jun 18, 2015
Leaventainment:
[size=18pt]WIKE IS BUSY SACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE WHILE THE PH CITIZENS ARE SUFFERING..CHAI DER IS GOD OOOO![/size]
Leave WIKE out of this, he is not the President (Commander in Chief). Remember Police and other Forces are under Federal Payroll. So hold PMB responsible.
Phones › Re: Who Remembers This Phone? Amazing! by UncleSnr(m): 12:46pm On Jun 18, 2015
carzola:
embarassed embarassed Tufiakwa all this MOD and putting poo on front page.
Go and Die.
Webmasters › Re: How To Configure W3 Total Cache Plugin and increase your website speed. by UncleSnr(m): 12:44pm On Jun 18, 2015
At times when you minify your blog it ends up damaging your site design.
Politics › Re: Rivers State Governor Wike Sacks 344 Staff Of State Polytechnic by UncleSnr(m): 7:44pm On Jun 17, 2015
cramjones:
What a shame! No wonder Africans will continue to remain backward. How can you come in and sack people just like that? Just imagine we have a new Maryland governor and then he sacks everyone in University of Maryland because he did not like the former governor.

I fear, we may remain so backward compared to the rest of the world even in the next 50 years. We have a bunch of clueless, dumb, wicked, insensitive, idiotic, corrupt and foolish stinky leaders.

What a shame!

-CramJones
Did you read the post at all?

His reason was because they were employed in a fraudulent manner. That means a fresh recruitment process will be carried out and those qualified will regain their job.

How will corruption die when people with your kind of mindset are still roaming about.
Computers › Re: Windows 10 To Be Released In July (Pictures) by UncleSnr(m): 10:18am On Jun 17, 2015
ezzylee:
I have a friend who has the beta version of Windows 10.still boring as hell. To me, Windows 7 is the best till date.
Are you a windows insider? I am running it and its as interesting as the stories about heaven.
Computers › Re: Windows 10 To Be Released In July (Pictures) by UncleSnr(m): 10:13am On Jun 17, 2015
fruitygarage:
LOL what is this? OP is too late.

PS: What build of insider program are you running? is it smooth? I'm running 10074 and it's very laggy
10130 is the latest build and its on slow ring. You can get the ISO on Microsoft windows website
Politics › Re: Photo. Libya During And After Col.gaddafi by UncleSnr(m): 9:30pm On Jun 16, 2015
Reason behind Mugabe's blasting in picture.

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