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FamilyRe: My Predicament by UncleSuru(op): 11:35am On Apr 09, 2023
JeffreyJunior:
Please disregard this advice.

Marriage is not something you jump into with pity and an unsteady emotion.

Don't marry who you don't like and hope to turn them to who you like. It won't end well.

Someone like her may not even give a fvck about marriage, just the kid so why worry yourself.

Life happens so learn to ride with it.

You say she is a good friend, keep it that way to avoid making a costly mistake. Marriage ain't no joke.
Thanks a lot.
FamilyRe: My Predicament by UncleSuru(op): 11:33am On Apr 09, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. The judgment is his, not people. OP was ok with sleeping with her but not OK with marrying her. That problem is OP's and not people. undecided

2. She tell you say she get problem with her weight abi wetin? You are actually suggesting that she change her normal to suit OP? Would you suggest the same to your sister or your own daughter? undecided
Even if I suggest working on her weight, it's still her choice to make. It'll also be beneficial to her though as being obese isn't healthy. It's not a do or die thing. I only feel this way because I'm human and any responsible man would feel this way. No one is forcing anyone here.
FamilyRe: My Predicament by UncleSuru(op): 11:30am On Apr 09, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Bullsheet! You want him to ruin her life? undecided
Ruin her life how? I'm a responsible man and I believe in peaceful separation if things don't go well. No one is attempting to ruin anyone here.
FamilyMy Predicament by UncleSuru(op):
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RomanceRe: My Predicament by UncleSuru(op): 8:56pm On Apr 08, 2023
fyzaila:
So if she is obese can't you unobese her?? See never underestimate a good character in any woman of nowadays o because to find such is very rare. So it is better you join her to work on her weight. Help her loose weight. Visit the doctor to know the kind of exercise she can be doing and dieting as well. My brother age is just a number as they say. To have a wife who gives you peace of mind in your marriage is an underrated blessing i swear.
You got my point. It's the peace of mind for me. I don't know if I'd ever find someone like that again.
RomanceRe: My Predicament by UncleSuru(op): 8:54pm On Apr 08, 2023
VikingKing:
When you dey fück her toto, you nor know say she be twice your age and she obese, abi?
It involved two adults who agreed to engage in the act.
RomanceRe: My Predicament by UncleSuru(op): 8:52pm On Apr 08, 2023
chatinent:
Oga,

Did anyone force you to do? What's with the recent eye-opening to her obesity? Aren't you yourself obese with sex?
I saw all these way before the pregnancy and that was why I stated my intentions of not wanting marriage which she accepted. Like I said, it disturbs me not having to spend time with my boy as he's still small.

Her calmness is also another thing that is making me have a second thought. She doesn't give palpitations like other girls do.
RomanceMy Predicament by UncleSuru(op):
Ip
RomanceWhy Do Women Prefer To Confide In Men And Not Fellow Women by UncleSuru(op): 6:55pm On Sep 21, 2022
I have some female colleagues who'd rather disclose certain secrets I never believed they could divulge to anyone to me. I wonder why they tell me these stuff.

I had female friends back in uni who'd share personal stuff with me. According to them, they prefer talking to guys or having them as friends. It's just funny why they'd pick someone like me. I'm not the jovial type. I'm choleric in nature. I'm not a good listener too. I just observed they truly enjoy this.

Why do some of them do this?
FamilyWhy Do I Have A Strong Feeling My Father Came Back? by UncleSuru(op): 2:09pm On Jun 11, 2022
Good day Nairalands. There's this feeling I've been having lately which has prompted me to seek clarifications.

I had a baby boy early this year which was my first. I was overjoyed as the boy is just a replica of me. Just lately, I've been having this strong feeling that this boy is the reincarnated form of my late father. I don't know why I feel this way or where all this is coming from.

I'm not the religious or superstitious type. I don't even believe in these things. I don't even believe in reincarnation so where could this be coming from?

My father was a military man who died about four years ago. I feel my father whenever I'm holding this boy. I'm not conversant with spiritual things so I just can't place it.

Please, why do I feel this way? It's been on for months. What could responsible for these feelings?
RomanceWhy Do I Have A Strong Feeling My Father Came Back? by UncleSuru(op): 1:59pm On Jun 11, 2022
Good day Nairalands. There's this feeling I've been having lately which has prompted me to seek clarifications.

I had a baby boy early this year which was my first. I was overjoyed as the boy is just a replica of me. Just lately, I've been having this strong feeling that this boy is the reincarnated form of my late father. I don't know why I feel this way or where all this is coming from.

I'm not the religious or superstitious type. I don't even believe in these things. I don't even believe in reincarnation so where could this be coming from?

My father was a military man who died about four years ago. I feel my father whenever I'm holding this boy. I'm not conversant with spiritual things so I just can't place it.

Please, why do I feel this way? It's been on for months. What could responsible for these feelings?
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Do This? by UncleSuru(op): 11:05pm On Aug 03, 2018
ashewoboy:
ladies like that are wife materials. being a good cook is a criterion for a wife material. ladies like to show anybody who cares to know that they are good cooks. more reason they ask, "how does it taste?".they know it tastes good, they just want confirmation.



she came to cook not to have sex. besides, did you invite her to come have sex? maybe you should be outright in your request next time.
Wife material? I doubt. Thanks all the same.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Do This? by UncleSuru(op): 11:04pm On Aug 03, 2018
Colourich:
It is what it is since they are cooking for you out of their own freewill, without any string attached.
All right. Thanks for your contribution.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Do This? by UncleSuru(op): 11:03pm On Aug 03, 2018
LuciferChristi:
Mr. Man they want you to try harder. Don't be a wimp.
Don't just grab & leave when they say "no".

They want you to be more aggressive.


Next time while she's standing over the sink, grab her boobs fully from behind. Don't listen to her protests.If she gets forceful, nibble her neckline & run little kisses on it (this usually calms them down). They relax a little...

Now proceed to lifting her bra up so her boobs flop down on your palms. Don't bother unhooking - will waste precious time.

Now make sure your hard-on rubs her ass shamelessly. Let her feel it. It says a thousand words. She'll start to get wet now...

Pull up/down her skirt/pants. No need taking them all off. Grab her hair & force her head down into the sink with her ass shooting out infront of you. Slide your cock inside her and take a few thrusts. You should feel her relax.

Now she's all yours, decide if you want to pause & engage in some oral or continue pounding till her legs give way...

When you're cumming, make sure you splatter it on her face to exert dominance. Leave her lying on the floor wasted, make your way to the bathroom & clean up.

Then wait for your meal in bed.


NB: Reason why you should rush the first time is because the more time you waste, the more she starts asking herself questions & re-evaluating her "cheapness". We don't want that do we?

Once a preeq is inserted inside a woman, she forgets whatever her parents & pastor ever told her.
Rispeck large!
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Do This? by UncleSuru(op): 10:35pm On Aug 03, 2018
zionmde:
OP
Those girls will make heaven for seeing a hungry looking guy that is obviously malnourished and deciding to help him. And the small one they fed u with u want to expel it through sex. Who did this to u?
I've got no time to bandy words with you. grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Do This? by UncleSuru(op): 10:29pm On Aug 03, 2018
Colourich:
They feel pity towards bachelors and decide to cook for them, where exactly did they go wrong?


What exactly do you want?
By going to his apartment to prepare his meal? You called it "pity". All right.
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Ladies Do This? by UncleSuru(op): 10:27pm On Aug 03, 2018
swiz123:
You are a learner bro
You may choose to be the teacher here sir.
RomanceWhy Do Some Ladies Do This? by UncleSuru(op):
I understand the fact that the women folk could be so complicated at times. Many a time I still wonder why some of them would choose to go cook for a guy in his apartment without having anything in mind.

A girl once came to cook for me in my hostel back then in my university days. If I stayed on campus, it probably wouldn't have been a biggy but I stayed off campus. Though, I never made sexual advances at her but I showed interest in her. She declined.

Fast forward to this year. Having graduated from the university, I was only kidding with a co-worker about coming to prepare my meal and all that. Before I knew it, she landed in my house some weeks back. I thought the first girl who came was immature. How about this mature one? I made sexual advances, she refused but I deduced she loved the cuddling and all that.

Another is planning to come from the same place of work; just to cook. It's not as if these ladies are hungry - they barely eat the food. They don't want sex either. Why then are they coming? Is there a kind of pleasure they derive in cooking for men?

NB: I'm not that bothered by this. As far as they are the ones doing the coming and the meal is being prepared in my presence, na dem get their legs. I just wonder why some of them do this. Are they suffering from low self-esteem or they are just being desperate and confused?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do I Always See Soldiers In My Dreams? by UncleSuru(op): 1:04pm On Oct 11, 2017
judedwriter:
It could be either two things:

1. A major breakthrough coming your way, so the soldiers could be on your side or against you trying to stop the breakthrough.
2. It means a time of tribulation is close, when the antichrist will use military force to persecute many.
Thank you sir.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Always See Soldiers In My Dreams? by UncleSuru(op): 12:55pm On Oct 11, 2017
NairalandCS:
When you've been reading too many nairaland front page news.

Military this, Military that.

Lemme guess, you're currently residing in the Yeast ? grin
No Sir. I reside in Lagos State.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Always See Soldiers In My Dreams? by UncleSuru(op): 12:52pm On Oct 11, 2017
tayo60:
It means two things. (1) If the soldiers are attacking you, it means your enemies are after your life. (2) And if they are not like you said, it means the angels of God are always around you to fight all your enemies.
Thank you very much sister.
RomanceWhy Do I Always See Soldiers In My Dreams? by UncleSuru(op): 12:28pm On Oct 11, 2017
Good day fellow Nairalanders. I need someone to possibly help me out with an interpretation of this thing I always see in my dream. SOLDIERS! A lot of them. It's either they all are just going on their own, doing some training or preparing for a war.

I have been seeing this for a while but the last one I had got me scared and worried. There were lots of soldiers with ammunition going to attack some other things I don't know. I keep seeing soldiers all the time and I don't know why.

One thing that amazes me is that despite how scared I get in these dreams, these soldiers don't notice me. They don't even see me at all. They just move on with their activities.

My worry now is that I don't see things in my dream without a reason. My dreams always come to pass. I have nothing to do with soldiers. Why seeing them all the time?

Please help a brother!
Christianity EtcWhy Do I Always See Soldiers In My Dreams? by UncleSuru(op): 12:20pm On Oct 11, 2017
Good day fellow Nairalanders. I need someone to possibly help me out with an interpretation of this thing I always see in my dream. SOLDIERS! A lot of them. It's either they all are just going on their own, doing some training or preparing for a war.

I have been seeing this for a while but the last one I had got me scared and worried. There were lots of soldiers with ammunition going to attack some other things I don't know. I keep seeing soldiers all the time and I don't know why.

One thing that amazes me is that despite how scared I get in these dreams, these soldiers don't notice me. They don't even see me at all. They just move on with their activities.

My worry now is that I don't see things in my dream without a reason. My dreams always come to pass. I have nothing to do with soldiers. Why seeing them all the time?

Please help a brother!
RomanceRe: Help A Younger Brother! by UncleSuru(op): 5:43pm On Sep 13, 2017
EmperorLee:
If it's situated in a good area, you can lease it out. If it's not, start farming bruh.
All right. Thank you very much.
RomanceRe: Help A Younger Brother! by UncleSuru(op): 5:40pm On Sep 13, 2017
muller101:
If the land is fertile enough . Go into pineapple farming
Thanks sir. It's a sandy soil - white sand.
RomanceRe: Help A Younger Brother! by UncleSuru(op): 5:36pm On Sep 13, 2017
LodiDodi:
A little money can get you a reasonable number of plantain/Banana sucker. Plant and overlook it, in 6-9months time you are back, harvesting...

You can also run a free range turkey farm.
Thank you very much sir. I'm going to make enquiries on this.
RomanceHelp A Younger Brother! by UncleSuru(op): 1:18pm On Sep 13, 2017
Good day fellow nairalanders.

Please, I need one or two pieces of advice from my uncles and aunties here.

I school in one of the federal universities in Nigeria and I'm in my final year. Before I secured admission into the university, I had the opportunity to get a half plot of land from the little I earned then - that was about five years ago. My plan was to start a little business on the land after school and the problem now is that ASUU has embarked on a strike which they call "indefinite".

The strike is now a-month old and I've been at home doing nothing even though I'm still searching for what to do.

To be brief, my question is, as it is now that I do not have some money yet to start anything on this land, isn't there a way this land can fetch me some cash without me having to sell it off? Are there things I can do on this land that would yield profit?

Your matured comments would be highly appreciated.

Thanks.
CareerHelp A Younger Brother! by UncleSuru(op): 12:27pm On Sep 13, 2017
Good day fellow nairalanders.

Please, I need one or two pieces of advice from my uncles and aunties here.

I school in one of the federal universities in Nigeria and I'm in my final year. Before I secured admission into the university, I had the opportunity to get a half plot of land from the little I earned then - that was about five years ago.
My plan was to start a little business on the land after school and the problem now is that ASUU has embarked on a strike which they call "indefinite".

The strike is now a-month old and I've been at home doing nothing even though I'm still searching for what to do.

To be brief, my question is, as it is now that I do not have some money yet to start anything on this land, isn't there a way this land can fetch me some cash without me having to sell it off? Are there things I can do on this land that would yield profit?

Your matured comments would be highly appreciated.

Thanks.

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