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RomanceWhat Do We Call This? by UncleSuru(op): 11:22am On Feb 08
He caught his fiancee cheating. He decided to end it. The lady later got married to the man she cheated with.

Now, she's cheating on her husband with the man that ended it with her.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Morocco: AFCON 2025 Semi-Finals 0(2) - (4)0 On 14th January 2026 by UncleSuru: 9:49pm On Jan 14
Icent99:
Anyone still need link to watch
Yes
CrimeRe: Comfort Jimtop Oliver: Taraba Student Found Dead In Boyfriend’s House by UncleSuru: 8:41am On Sep 13, 2025
This is why it's risky for anyone to pass the night in your house. Anything can happen but you might be innocent.

Who's going to believe you?
BusinessRe: FCCPC Unveils Rules To End Loan App Harassment, Impose ₦100 Million Sanctions by UncleSuru: 9:40pm On Sep 06, 2025
Nefort:
Getting spammed with calls is not an excuse to borrow money you can't pay back.
Keep deceiving yourselves. I don't blame you. I blame the government.
BusinessRe: FCCPC Unveils Rules To End Loan App Harassment, Impose ₦100 Million Sanctions by UncleSuru: 10:40pm On Sep 05, 2025
Nefort:
Nobody forced you to borrow. If you can't pay back with huge interest then DO NOT BORROW.
But you will keep spamming the person with calls to come and borrow. Are you not forcing the person indirectly?
HealthRe: Help! Pain In The Lower Abdomen And Testicles by UncleSuru: 4:15pm On Aug 30, 2025
Demetrix:
Goodday Nairaland
Please I have been experiencing slight pain in my testicles and scrotal sac. The kind of pain you feel when you get hit there but it's slight pain. Now,I feel pain in my left and right lower abdomen. No unnecessary discharge from my penis so I can't assume it's UTI. Please anyone with similar experience or suggestions
Observe if you have flare ups after taking sugary things. It might be fungal overgrowth. It almost killed me.

See a urologist.
HealthRe: Help! Pain In The Lower Abdomen And Testicles by UncleSuru: 4:09pm On Aug 30, 2025
Nadingo:
Bro I've been on this same issue for more than two years. Mine is on my right testicle. It comes and goes but has been persistent lately. I've been jumping from one hospital to another but still no diagnosis up till now. Physical examinations always show that there are no swellings or lumps present. This was my most latest urinalysis and testicular scan from a teaching hospital that still show everything is ok with me. But pain is still there. I'm now used to showing female radiologist's and female doctors my gbola as I'm most times unfortunate to be attended by them.
Observe if you have flare ups after taking sugary things. It might be fungal epididymitis. I suffered at its hands for over 20 years.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Nigerians Are Guilty Of This Bad Thing! by UncleSuru: 1:38pm On Aug 27, 2025
I no kukuma send anybody papa. Pressure? From where?
RomanceRe: Harsh Economy : How I Take Care Of My Girlfriend by UncleSuru: 6:59pm On Aug 22, 2025
What sort of trash is this at the frontpage?
Christianity EtcRe: Uncommon Tips To Win Masturbation And Pornography Addictions by UncleSuru: 11:19am On Jul 20, 2025
If you masturbate then something might be wrong medically. Speaking from experience.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Earning Below N250,000 Monthly Exempted From Tax — Oyedele by UncleSuru: 9:43pm On Jun 27, 2025
Babastrong:
Chai, I am in the category of poor people.
#120000/month.
God, when are you going to pick my call.
Please who will teach me FOREX TRADING?
I'll advise you stay away from forex trading or any type of online trading.

Take this advice so as not to learn the hard way.

Speaking from experience.
CelebritiesRe: CCTV Footage Of Verydarkman At GTBank by UncleSuru: 5:21pm On May 03, 2025
I believe he will be released soon.
HealthRe: Where Can I Get A Urologist In Lagos! by UncleSuru: 12:11am On Nov 17, 2024
tonyyyyy:
Hello ...Pls has anyone here gone through a varicocele surgery before
I'm suffering from something close to that which is epididymitis.
BusinessRe: If You're Owing A Loan App... What To Do. by UncleSuru: 7:14am On Oct 20, 2024
Risingsunn:
I no get money to pay na.
Ayah

I'm owing them over 500k too.

They'll get it in installments when I have.
BusinessRe: If You're Owing A Loan App... What To Do. by UncleSuru: 6:48am On Oct 05, 2024
Risingsunn:
I have sold and sold properties to pay loans, I'm still owing close to 1million. I don't have anything to sell again self. I have even lost my job, anything they want to do they can do abeg. I no send anybody papa again.

I almost committee suicide at one point because of these loan apps, if I had known about this tips I for no sell my car. Now I for dey use am do Uber.

The earlier Nigeria bans all these loan apps the better for everyone.

I am owing fairmoney, branch, carbon and Migo, including okash. Unfortunately, they have been really nice to me probably because I took years to build a good credit score, all that is about to be tarnished now. I do t care though because I don't have any option.

No money to pay anybody.
So sad. Have you been able to pay up?
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Attend Her Wedding Ceremony? by UncleSuru(op): 3:29pm On May 11, 2024
Aguiyimba:
Someone slept with your mother before your father married her. So man up and stop talking rubbish
Not everyone is like the LovePeddler who gave birth to you.

It is people like you that will be sleeping with your neighbour's wife and still be laughing with him.

You must be very pained you didn't marry a virgin.

Werey.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Attend Her Wedding Ceremony? by UncleSuru(op): 12:30pm On May 11, 2024
BareFacedLies:
Virgin fire your head for dia! angry

If someone is ready to marry the lady you fuçked while she was single then you should also be ready to marry a lady who was fuçked by other guys
Are you even aware some women even throw themselves at men willingly?

You better don't kill yourself.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Attend Her Wedding Ceremony? by UncleSuru(op): 10:06am On May 11, 2024
tuoyoojo:
This is no need for all this long talk

It was just ur turn then when u were piping her

Just the same way , someone else is most probably piping ur future wife to be, who would be invited to ur wedding with her

We are all someone ex, so it's not that deep

The only ish is after she has sworn her love to her husband, you and her start doing hanky panky shit
Not everyone settles for a non virgin bro.

I rather die single than marry a non virgin.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Attend Her Wedding Ceremony? by UncleSuru(op): 8:15am On May 11, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Abeg if you want to attend, attend and stop disturbing our peace this morning undecided

Like say the Banny that you'll later marry will not fall into the same category too? undecided.

This life na merry-go-round kind of stuff......

Na the innocent husband I just dey pity for...Cuz if you and that werey of a would-be wife get any slight chance,e sure me die say una go lash undecided

This is where marrying a virgin becomes the sweetest bae in life...
Virgin or no marriage bro. As scarce as virgins may be, they're still out there.

If I'm this skeptical about something that wouldn't bother many, then you should know I won't end up with someone like the lady.

Virgin or no marriage.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper To Attend Her Wedding Ceremony? by UncleSuru(op): 8:11am On May 11, 2024
immortalcrown:
I didn't know that decent people mess around.
Decent to an extent.
RomanceIs It Proper To Attend Her Wedding Ceremony? by UncleSuru(op): 7:41am On May 11, 2024
There's this good friend of mine we met in uni days. We maintained the friendship after school and I've slept with her countless times. She's a decent lady and her wedding is later this year. She insists I must attend but I keep asking myself if it is proper.

I will have to see the guy that will take over from where I stopped, buy aso ebi, take pictures, laugh and dance with someone I've slept with his to-be wife multiple times?

Maybe I just have a very active conscience.

I also have the feeling this lady wants to keep in touch even after marriage.

Isn't it better not to just attend?

RomanceRe: She Flirts Even After Marriage by UncleSuru(op): 9:12am On Oct 23, 2023
Hideaki:
Another stories by moonlight


Show evidence of your chats with this woman you're claiming .
I can't. She might also be on this platform.
RomanceRe: She Flirts Even After Marriage by UncleSuru(op): 4:34pm On Oct 22, 2023
sedIoyol:
Seriously, stand her down and talk to her.
I did many times. I don't think she can change.
She only got married because age is no longer on her side.
RomanceRe: She Flirts Even After Marriage by UncleSuru(op): 4:33pm On Oct 22, 2023
HRHQueenPhil:
What's d need of bringing such gist here

Block her and move on GenZ pikin

Better come for shiloh this year, it has been announced as the 5th to 10dec..am sure prayers and teachings will help u mature grin grin cheesy grin cheesy
Why won't I bring it here? It's obvious you're one of such women. I pity that simp who ended up with you.
RomanceShe Flirts Even After Marriage by UncleSuru(op):
In short terms:
She is a co-worker.
We were so close but I refused to date her because of a few red flags.
She got married some few months ago but wouldn't stop flirting. She even chatted me on the wedding night. I wondered where she got the time. She never uploaded a single picture of she and her husband. It's obvious she got married to a simp. This lady appears so decent; no one would ever believe me at work if I mentioned to anyone what she does.
I can't cut her off because of work.
How do I handle her because I don't want to feature in the story of how another person's home got broken.
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour To Tinubu: Do Not Drag Us To War by UncleSuru: 10:00pm On Aug 10, 2023
Shinedu Roads Figure
PoliticsRe: We Want To Improve Future Collation & Declaration Of Election Results - Yakubu by UncleSuru: 4:00pm On Jul 21, 2023
Ok
FamilyRe: A 95 Years Old Man Marries A 14 Year Old Girl In Abuja by UncleSuru: 7:02am On May 08, 2023
End shall never wonder.
FamilyRe: My Predicament by UncleSuru(op): 12:24pm On Apr 09, 2023
Foodqueen:
Tell her u want another child.
If she has another child then she's become a wife then.

Or what do you mean?
FamilyRe: My Predicament by UncleSuru(op): 11:36am On Apr 09, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:
Unclesuru, I'm off to Surulere
They say if I meet 2face
I'm gonna become a big star.

Congrats stick to your baby whale grin
Ode

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