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PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Simplifies His Grammar After Losing Out at APC Primaries by understatement: 12:35am On Dec 10, 2014
No1 knows tomorrow grin
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Simplifies His Grammar After Losing Out at APC Primaries by understatement:
Dunno want to comment again.Booked this space since yesterday with the thought that I wld wake up early and comment.Now it is on frontpage,they've raked all the likes I wanted...that's life sha.u don't always get what u want.But atleast I tried,so many people tried to be on the first page but their efforts were to no avail.Y did I wake up late?I didn't chat ystdae morning cus ma phone was dead.So b4 I could charge my phone it was lata in the night afta watching the champions league.So afta I charged my phone,u can imagine the number of messages ithat entered.So I started to reply messages till bout 2am...b4 I could sleep it was around 4am..so I woke up like 11am this morning....this is my rime,I just felt like telling u guys maybe u can learn one or two things from it.meanwhile,I also won the land below me..I don't know wat to do with it now...*sobs*...thank you..
FamilyRe: Why Do Men And Women In Diaspora Come To Naija To Marry by understatement: 7:46pm On Dec 09, 2014
Na watin dem like na
PoliticsRe: 9ice Calls for Annulment of APC Rep Primaries In Ogbomosho North by understatement: 5:50pm On Dec 09, 2014
Eh 9ice!..lol

In as much as I wanted u to win,i think u were badly advised.How on earth could you contest with the prince of the land?a whole son of SOUN?...akala sef no fit for dat kind election.

Instead of crying like a baby,just accept the result NO BE MISTAKE and take it as part of LIFE DRAMA. prove to them u are 3310 and come back next time...
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by understatement: 11:45am On Dec 09, 2014
Gudluck to you guys.But pls,check ur subject combo very well,it's the first step to gaining admission.

If u want to study history and interrel,u have to write MATHS in jamb...especially in OAU...this mistake still cost many peoeple admission this year.Also architecture,u need chemistry...etc...God will see u 2ru...
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 12:10am On Dec 05, 2014
Temmybrite:
Temitope Omolara!
An international relations student
welcome...
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 12:10am On Dec 05, 2014
Hmm....#observing# and lolYING @somecomments
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 1:01pm On Dec 04, 2014
Chiamaka01:
this 19th century mentality has to stop. I weep for your wife and daughters.
*singing*y u gotta be so rude,don't you know he's human toogrin grin
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 12:59pm On Dec 04, 2014
It's bout to go down..cool grin

*spreads mat*
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 9:51am On Dec 04, 2014
Dammytrager:
UPDATE:150 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 session

Resumption loading...40%...
cool cool
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 3:22pm On Dec 01, 2014
efyzhi:
Thou they are annoying....... they are still useful doing house chores
cool cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Olamide's Story For The Gods: A Nigerian Song Recommending Rape? by understatement: 5:42pm On Nov 28, 2014
Imagine u taking a gal for shopping,gave her money for brazilian hair,bought her everything she ordered.But immdtly u got home,she said she wants to leave giving all sort of excuses she didn't make wen u were buying her stuffs...haba...The story of the song is more bout that jhor...y u go go rape cus u hear song?except in don dey ur mind b4...

P S:olamide has written so many songs against woman violence....4gten the title now,the chorus was"na woman she be,no be ur punching bag"...ans so many more songs
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 5:22pm On Nov 28, 2014
Eyah...timmy,I have just one word for u;Micah 7:5!u can imagine deji of all people?..kai..life drama!grin

But this is one of the reasons I warn u guys to marry a full-blooded african woman,unlike some1 that has a jordanese root..lolz

If such thing ever apened btwn me and my wife,she will just jejely wake me in the middle of the night and tell me she doesn't like such and daz all..she understands how an African man's brain is wired when it comes to women....a divorce?lae lae!...abi na lie babysmart?lwkm...
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 8:35pm On Nov 27, 2014
Thanks david..but this ur writing be like medical terms o
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 6:14pm On Nov 27, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Understatement, your attention is needed. Snatcher spotted.
SECTION 4 of the amended 1999 constitution of Nigeria says;there is NO CRIME in dreaming grin

But rili am willing to give her to him, if only he can find me such a SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC EXPIALIDOCIOUSgrin gal as her replacement

Serious matter now

Only OAU is a wicked,usel.ess school that releases their 2nd list imdtly they are tru with PD admissions..shebi we 4 dey advice people now make dem go do pd...but OAU with their evil intention of shattering pples dreams doesn't allow us...mtscheew....

To those of u not admitted,if not for anything,u have to shut those people talking sh*t bout u up!...they don't know u,they just assume it's ur unseriousness or cus u are a dullard that makes u not to av bin admitted.They don't know u had 280 as ur PJAMB score,trusted people that promised u even and earth but dissapointed u..etc...U av to try again and shut them up!win that braga right for urself!...this isn't the time to give up...put in ur best again as u have done this year and God will see u tru...tenk..
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 2:23am On Nov 27, 2014
Wow!congrats moyes...but

I can never 4give u 4 wat u did to us last season...lolz

Well,ur first course is MOZ101 taken by prof Timmy...trust me na 4 unit course..u no go wan cari am
EducationRe: Pictures Of Uniosun(main Campus) by understatement: 1:40am On Nov 27, 2014
Neldrizzy:
No recreational trees?? The school look new tho!
EducationRe: Pictures Of Uniosun(main Campus) by understatement: 1:40am On Nov 27, 2014
I will comment
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 11:22pm On Nov 26, 2014
Chiamaka01:
cheesy cheesy I don't think he's speaking English; gibberish, perhaps.
grin grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 11:09pm On Nov 26, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Wait, this is just starting to make sense. Understatement, chai, the things you think ehn.... lipsrsealed
lolz...
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 9:36pm On Nov 26, 2014
Hayurdayle:
At last I croSsed over to the university. I thank God
congrats
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 9:34pm On Nov 26, 2014
Chiamaka01:
My dear, they are, but i don't have the grace of Aki's wife.
lolz..don't let me be vulgar with ma words abeg...kkk sha
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 9:28pm On Nov 26, 2014
Chiamaka01:
Midgethuh Timilehin, is that true? *returns brideprice to him* This marriage is hereby annulled.
lolz..are midgets not humans?avn't u guys gone for ur honeymoon?I bet u will say odawise afta..lwkm
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 9:22pm On Nov 26, 2014
sketcherJ:
ha.IDD....d course am talking abt is nt in administration or social science now.its in art/humanities..pls sir...check again
history am nt sure,but interrel?u need MATH!..200%sure
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 8:39pm On Nov 26, 2014
Tolulayi:
Hey guys, good evening. See, must the result only be checked with a Laptop or device other than a phone?
result abi ladmission status?the later u can use both
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 8:37pm On Nov 26, 2014
clockwise:
Abeg help me check dis o, oh Lord help me o. 45197399CJ
congrats!
Olagunju Dare Daniel
U've been offered admission for a 4 year 1st degree program in OAU.

Course PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION in the faculty of ADMINISTRATION
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 8:31pm On Nov 26, 2014
sketcherJ:
pls jxt tell me folks...wat z d correct real original subject combo for history/interrel(dnt want to commit same mistake)
maths must sha dey dia
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 8:15pm On Nov 26, 2014
Tushney:
long story bro
cut it short
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 7:44pm On Nov 26, 2014
efyzhi:
Timmy y re you like dis.........haven't you been given admission b4 ni
no mind am jhor..lolz
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 7:41pm On Nov 26, 2014
grin ;Dshots fired
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 7:36pm On Nov 26, 2014
Tushney:
I didn't fail pd
so?how come u getting in now?..we wan hear
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 7:34pm On Nov 26, 2014
Timmytimmy:
Fiction ke? huh
Understatement, don't play with me oh angry
lolz...I replied u based on ma xprnc...I waited for VC list till they did matric in 2012..lolz....am sure no list was pasted afta d 2nd list in 2012...pple might still get in sha o...bt 2ru a list?NO!...but who knows?lolz

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