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EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 9:07pm On Nov 06, 2014
haydot95:
no think say only u go chop d money o
u no dey follow me hussle na
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement:
uumm:
: That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is.

spot the difference smiley
picture this scenario....

two soldiers holding a slave captive cus only him can recognise what they are anxiously looking for in a jungle...

1st soldier all of a sudden sees smtin on a tree and stutterly said while pointing at it THAT!THAT IS!(It)

2nd soldier asks the slave: IS THAT(it)?

Slave replies:THAT IS NOT(it)

1st soldier with a disappointing face asks IS NOT?

moving forward a bit,the first soldier sees smtin himself and asks:IS THAT IT?

Slave reluctantly sayingsadyes)IT IS....

In other words...ur answer is very wrong mr lecturer...if not,give me a picaresque answer if it does make brain like this.....(Hahahah...spicing thread tins)....
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 8:34pm On Nov 06, 2014
uumm:
If I were to pick a winner, it would be Haydot..

@Haydot, you were very close to it.. just a tiny mistake.

Haydot's answer : That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is

The correct answer : That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? it is.

spot the difference smiley
lolz..u no go give am A1 cus of full-stop?
EducationRe: OAU 2014/2015 FRESHERS (newly Admitted Students) Meet Here by understatement: 7:42pm On Nov 06, 2014
Ardehyemmie:
Name:kudirat onifade
course:literature in english
aunti kudi grin grin..u are welcome...are u an ex-predite abi jambite?...just to know the form u will purchase...ex predite..5,000..jambite 10,000...so u can be welcome on this thread...confirm ur staus b4 I send u the transaction details...lolz
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 7:29pm On Nov 06, 2014
haydot95:
...now I don go ogbomosho come bck,
what do u mean mr man?...don't 4get there are ogbomoso peeps here o.....

P S...last time I checked,we have the highest number of baptist churches in Nigeria...just incase that's what u meant..(Juju tins)...lolz
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 12:04pm On Nov 06, 2014
efyzhi:
Baba........ Park well jare............... GOD DEY
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...
grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 12:00pm On Nov 06, 2014
uumm:
another 419.. these ex-GLR people are something else..
lol
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 11:20am On Nov 06, 2014
uumm:
hmm, brother, I fear this your answer o.. Anyways, at least you attempted it. All the same.....




B3grin
which kind anyhow evil grade be that na grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement:
uumm:
thread seems dull.. this might bring a little life...

Try punctuating these words till it makes perfect sense :
That That Is Is That That Is Not Is Not Is That It It Is

everyone is welcome to try, let's see who gets it.. please don't cheat. Goodluck. wink
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EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 7:03pm On Nov 05, 2014
pelumhee:
Please whats d Registration number we gonna fill in the Oath form..is it the PRE1234..if it is, what will den be the Examination number we gonna fill in the Clinic biodata...Are they the same?? Please an Expredite should shed light on this..thanks..Chiamaka,dammytragger and co
not dat easy to remember how we did those stuffs...just try and do it sha...u guys wld be given another reg number anyways...
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 6:58pm On Nov 05, 2014
*singing*--we found love in a hopeless place grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Where Are These Nigerian Musicians? (Pictures) by understatement: 1:50pm On Nov 05, 2014
Enu ose..enu ose durella enu ose,enu ose o....no be mouth do durella...all of ma nigga know me wella..+riginal the king of the zanga...we go dey waju..yes atisaju...bla bla bla...lolz...I wan kill that song ehn....maybe durella is just taking a break sha...cus he still dey town small


Olofin-egbe omo jaiye jaiye lawa je o..ai ro wo na oluwa ko ni je ko je ti wa...let them sae,let them sae ee amebo alaroka ni won o....kai...lolz....in time don go sha..e for don get grandkids now


Bamo-ma fi jo ko won je...o lenu pa x2....lolz...my fav part...won a tunni won atunni big bamo sho wa kampe...notin do me..everyday ni mon jolly..mo n tun popotiti....lolz


Soti-malaria..._ dey give me malaria anytime I dey go u dey give me malaria...bla bla bla...wan kill d song mehn


These guys rocked the scene mehn...but then,my fav artiste was OLUWE!...lolz...u remember dis guy?
...Oluwe ma we,oluwe ma we,oluwe ma wee e oluwe ma wee...lwkm....he also came with anoda monster hit....mo gunyan fomo....x2....mo fomo ni juice ofi straw mun. O tun fi straw mun...loro ba doroyan o...koko inu e lama fo gbamu...toro ba doroyan o.....
more like a herbalist doing hip-hop..liked him though...lolz...
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by understatement: 2:49pm On Nov 04, 2014
bong4:
Please can someone tell me how one can view the admission lists. thanks
there is no list anywhere..just check ur jamb status
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 2:20pm On Nov 04, 2014
Timmytimmy:
Chief mi, good morning oh. You knew me since, why didn't you say something now? embarassed
oh well..I just got to know u ystnit.....
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 10:02am On Nov 04, 2014
lilchris04:
Please will there be any holiday for Christmas and New year?
yes na..no be NDA u dey go na
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 11:48pm On Nov 03, 2014
lilchris04:
It took me time to post that. They already posted it while I was still typing. Have you gained admission fully into OAU?
yes sir!
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 11:46pm On Nov 03, 2014
darzleen:
Ooo lik ceriozly aw power line go end I wuz already lookn forward 2 it c f up ..... #predite14\15
u had better thank God instead

Powerline...finishing predites since 2002 grin grin
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 11:42pm On Nov 03, 2014
babysmart:
laughing In Spanish...powerline is d centre for pd excellencegrin
grin grin grin
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 11:40pm On Nov 03, 2014
lilchris04:
Lool!! Stop joor. I actually fell for your prank. So are you really an intending predite?
haha!..even after they have leaked my li2 secret? grin grin
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 11:36pm On Nov 03, 2014
uumm:
hmm, you're evil smiley .. pity the boy and tell him the truth.
btw.. angola? seriously?.. I dread that hostel.
lolz....noo...I am actually helping the boy..I mean he can't live in moro like that..lOlz..
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 11:29pm On Nov 03, 2014
Timmytimmy:
Aunty Babysmart just told me who you are. grin
hmmmmm.......I thought I was the only one who noticed that this is officially the end of powerline as we know it.
rili?lolz...and what prompted that?(U enquiring bout me)?hope sae I never get into trouble o?
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 9:34pm On Nov 03, 2014
lilchris04:
Wow. I haven't seen it yet. Is it under the "General Information" icon?
yes now..by the left
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 9:23pm On Nov 03, 2014
lilchris04:
Who said? Please explain further. I thought that it's after full payment of the fees that we'll get hostels.
cdl na...I have been given angola in oau..thought they had given everybody..check ur account again?
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 9:15pm On Nov 03, 2014
lilchris04:
Well, it's God. Are you also an intending predite? What's your subject combination?
yes..glr..bt they said my own campus is in ife sha..not moro..dunno y
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 9:12pm On Nov 03, 2014
Oh! no!..hope this isn't the end of powerline?? grin grin
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 9:10pm On Nov 03, 2014
chisombenedicta:
70k for accommodation alone..i hope there will be AC inside that room
lolz..ac ko..inter ni....bt it's a 5n hostel sha....bt I don't think most girls will like not being free...bt it's for ur good sha..cus we heard dfrnt bad stories from our gals hostel den...
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 9:08pm On Nov 03, 2014
chisombenedicta:
70k for accommodation alone..i hope there will be AC inside that room
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 9:06pm On Nov 03, 2014
lilchris04:
Wow. Firstly, in my own opinion, parents who planned to register their children for OAU CDL PD should have made a budget based on the previous fees. For instance, my pops already had plans for 200k. Do you grab?
thank God for ur dad...but all fingers are not equal bro...
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 7:54pm On Nov 03, 2014
chisombenedicta:
I guess 212,500 is 4 we female alone..
oh!it's like u guys are getting a new hostel....but still!...it's too godamn much....shuo!
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 7:48pm On Nov 03, 2014
And y the difference in fees dis year?
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 7:43pm On Nov 03, 2014
lildrop:
no b today we start to jump fence nah. Yu knw FGC niqqas nahh
oh!u told me u be FGC guy na...lolz..dat shldn't be new to u then...but fgc fence no get wire o...
EducationRe: OAU Predegree Admission 2014/2015 by understatement: 6:29pm On Nov 03, 2014
Timmytimmy:
Can you jump fence? Can you receive flogging?
Understatement and haydot95, better tell them the full story. smiley
hahahah....lwkm.*nifemak nightguard tinz*.....they shall see for themselves na....it was all fun though...

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