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Lolaabokoku:
March 22nd, Na only me waka cum

Howdy birthday matie....

ị na-ewere? ... m kwesịrị ịbụ onye na isi nri ya? .. otú nke a otu ozi ọma sef ... una mkpa pịara

ellabooz:
It's only in zoo like Nigeria that such is done ?Everything unthinkable happens here.

Before you do the wailing for us,we are already on it.
We will keep wailing ,like Israelites in Egypt, until we are set free from this zooo.
Do I need to remind you how many years Moses and his people do the wailing? 400 years . And guess what, at the appropriate time freedom came calling and the were allowed to go.

Before now anything Biafra seemed disgusting but not any more.
We don't stand a chance in this country atall.
The west are promising to drown us in lagoon and they North has stated emphatically that we would be treated like an outcast for making our choice at the poll.

What a country?
I wail in Achebe's voice "there was a country"
Finally, for the mods, I say big thanks for the ban.

Ndi Ara

U have a serious problem!

carzola:
see Amaechi using his two hands to greet a man he stole money to run his campaign and put him in office, shouldn it be buhari using two hands to thanks him.... f00l at 40, ....... the entire south south laffs at the coward
















useless pigs you cant take two steps in Aso rock without seeing a northerner... with their aboki perfume...

U no get sense @ all...... Ur comment na enuf evidence.

Chibuhealth:
so you can be able to collect babe numbers abi? No way! Lets talk abt it here

Babe calm down nao.......ur blood dey hot gan'

Biko add me o..... 07032506698...










Me sef i want learner d web tin so i can doing it for people and mking small small ego!.....

Ogbeni biko i nid am...... Unearthedmg@gmail.com biko nu.

lalasticlala: monalisa chinda

rukky sandals

how on earth did monalisa chinda make dis list?....d lady ain't pretty. she looks lyk a chinese doll.....



n its rukky sanda nt sandals!

Plantain sauce

Get ripe plantain. dice the plantain
dice onions...a lot of it
put groundnut oil in a pot n pour diced plantain to fry
after frying for about 5-8mins or to ur taste, add d diced onions n a little tomato paste.
add spices 4 taste.

n u r done!

OR

Vegetable sauce

Get pumpkin leaves n slice
dice tomato n onions
put oil in a pan n fry tomato
add pumpkin leaves after tomato has fried to ur taste
allow leave 2 cook 4 a while
add spices to taste
then add onions.


#gbam
u r done!

moderatorr: If she can't keep my house heavenly clean and still cook a very nice dish on top of it while i watch TV, then she should leave and let a woman who can do it take her place.

I need to eat and leave the plates there, remove my shoe in the palour then go to my room on barefoot
Play with my kids and scatter everywhere!
Only to wake up the next morning and see everywhere clean again. If she can't do it, she should leave.
Do you know what we men face everyday? And you expect us to comeback to the house and start helping you with chores again, why did i marry you in the first place? If na s*x, ashawo full every where nah.

While we were young, you were using all your money for samsung galaxy S39 and brazillian hair, blackberry nails, long eye lashes and dating multiple older men. while we were reading motivational books, investing in series and series of failed business just to get the experience, being an apprentice for years with all the insults involved just to make it, boycotting parties and shows to save time and money, learning painful computer language after language, learning to pastor a church, lead a team, work all night, solicit for funds, perfecting our use of spoken and written english etc
Now when we finally make it and marry you, you want us to come and help you with house chores, if i suuulaaaaaaaaaaaaap you!

This is how many marriages fail
Option 1
Woman == Lazy with house chores
Man doesn't care
Woman invites househelp
Man gets househelp pregnant!

Option 2
Woman == lazy to cook
Man == eats at the cafeteria everyday after work
Man impregnates cafeteria woman's daughter!

Option 3
Woman == lazy to fork
Man == realizes his secretary is actually s*xy
Man impregnates secretary!

U r totally daft!....R u in nid of a wife or househelp? Who taught u dt women r slaves..? bush man thinking!

If there is 1 person dt deserves nuf praise its exxell....dude u r God sent....am surfin d web ryt nw using droidvpn on premium servers all cos of u..trust dis guy,he can gt tinz done 4 u..U B MAN EXXELL.