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kheengdiamond:
see his head like lunch box

SoftP:
Most/ I know Are u a sanitary inspector

Lucasinho:
u later gain admission for UI?

DrTims:
I care! Hmmmm

Lucasinho:
why not sweery?

HolyTitus:
Kudos! I salute your courage; in fact, I must say I like it most when girls knows what they want, and they went ahead to get it, with no stress attached... My long tory be sey, continu lak dese till you'd attained the age of 27 when " go and find a guy to marry; we don't mind if he's a job or not, we wud sponsor the wedding ", wud turn to morning devotion in your house

Airborne02:
cmon dat aint bribe.. All d same Thanks.. Can i send a pm

Airoflaw:
start giving a ***" before it too late...#oko won lode ooo

CreamyMoltenLar:
Once you drop your number, you'll start receiving messages about how you resemble him mama mama and e no fit chop garri again because of you. Men ehn! We wicked no be small

Airoflaw:
u need to care the care oo..

CreamyMoltenLar:
Loooool! Be like say your eye don chi chum chin for men hand

bollify:
U

I don't understand these nairaland smileys.

Just in case you don't understand my post, I will like for us to get chatty on other social network away from nl.
I think I'm doing great explaining myself here.

Well I hope you wouldn't mind that?

knightsson:
Don't tell me you re already shedding tears, are you?

alexiej:
Is that ur pic on ur profile?? Nna, be my gehfriend o!

Tajbol4splend:
Yes you do and maybe you should wise up and stop this absurd charade

Airborne02:
in bruno mars voice.... You are beautiful.

Lucasinho:
I see.. who gal friend epp

bollify:
I think I will do well guessing where nairalander live.

What about being friends off nairaland? Hope it won't hurt you?

bollify:
It's a pleasure. You live in Lagos?

Sanchez01:
Usually I don't do this but your rant is meaningless. Other than Mr. Ibu, the other two you mentioned are graduates of Law who chose to tow a different path. Perhaps it's absent in your dictionary, what they have so far brought to the fore is nothing but dynamism. At the emboldened, I would like to know your definition of the word 'illiterate'.

Two things; it is either you don't have a TV or you don't have access to cable TV to see the likes of Chris Tucker, Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson, Jonah Hill, Melissa McCarthy, Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean), and a host of others. What they do for a living is to ACT STUPID, just as the people you mentioned. Interestingly, it might interest you to know they all I have one thing in common which is COMEDY!

Mr Bean is a known name all over the world and he didn't achieve that by shooting in movies or whatever. The same applies to Tyler Perry who would don female customes every now and then, yet, is one of the best success stories of Hollywood. And the idiotic Jim Carrey who is always a clown in movies? I guess the United States is a Zoo as well if we are to go by your definition. You talk about travels, yet know nothing about comedians all over the world, yet you're quick to label some set of folks as shameless who would grovel just for coins.

I was thought you were enlightened in some ways, but you just proved me wrong with this horrible post. And to think that you mentioned Kanu in reference to comedy only shows that a whole lot is missing. It is not by the pyramids of Egypt and gold transportation, my friend. Knowledge in itself is free and does not hurt.

You might not like what these guys do, fair enough. They're not called to everybody, that I also understand. Your little reasoning is flawed and has no iota of truth in it

bollify:
I really like your complexion.

TheAziz:
don't go nah, haba

TheAziz:
don't go nah, haba

yommyphresh:
23rd here