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RomanceRe: Drop The Most Painful Words Someone As Ever Told You. by UniqueIdentity: 11:44am On Mar 31, 2020
luminouz:
Lmaoooo....I've heard of such too and I wonder why calabar gehs love huge dicks.

U may be a grower you know or did she see you fully erect? Surely the dick is 6 inches and above?


Women are not physical but emotional fighters. What they said is designed to wound u psychologically. Here is how to handle such comments next time.

1. Direct attack: can you blame me? Every dick is small to a borehole pussy na. As you fine reach and young too,see the kind bottomless hole you get between your legs.

OR

You get body,mouth and pussy odour. My dick hates odours...I know body odour can't be cured,but at least go to a lab to fix the pussy odour naaaa...my dick shrank because of it.

This approach is a mudafvcker!!! Most girls can dish out but never take in. Trust me,you'll hit her harder than she hits you.

2. Indirect attack: I have been with other women and they never complained,are you sure you don't mess around or why is it that you think my dick can't satisfy you? Are u cheating on me?

This will cause her to rethink her assessment of you,that is if she cares about you. If she doesn't, this method won't work because she already doesn't have a conscience

3. Indifference: Look at her fixedly for a moment and burst out laughing. Nothing flummoxes a girl more than a guy who laughs her insults off.
The only way you can pull this off is if you laugh heartily,not forced laugh. I can't teach you this. Just know that the thing pain the babe die and if you can pull off a hearty laugh,you don win hands down.



N.B: I need to really do a calabar gurl and find out why the obsession with horse prick. cheesy grin


#luminouznuggets#
luminouz:
Lmaoooo....I've heard of such too and I wonder why calabar gehs love huge dicks.

U may be a grower you know or did she see you fully erect? Surely the dick is 6 inches and above?


Women are not physical but emotional fighters. What they said is designed to wound u psychologically. Here is how to handle such comments next time.

1. Direct attack: can you blame me? Every dick is small to a borehole pussy na. As you fine reach and young too,see the kind bottomless hole you get between your legs.

OR

You get body,mouth and pussy odour. My dick hates odours...I know body odour can't be cured,but at least go to a lab to fix the pussy odour naaaa...my dick shrank because of it.

This approach is a mudafvcker!!! Most girls can dish out but never take in. Trust me,you'll hit her harder than she hits you.

2. Indirect attack: I have been with other women and they never complained,are you sure you don't mess around or why is it that you think my dick can't satisfy you? Are u cheating on me?

This will cause her to rethink her assessment of you,that is if she cares about you. If she doesn't, this method won't work because she already doesn't have a conscience

3. Indifference: Look at her fixedly for a moment and burst out laughing. Nothing flummoxes a girl more than a guy who laughs her insults off.
The only way you can pull this off is if you laugh heartily,not forced laugh. I can't teach you this. Just know that the thing pain the babe die and if you can pull off a hearty laugh,you don win hands down.



N.B: I need to really do a calabar gurl and find out why the obsession with horse prick. cheesy grin


#luminouznuggets#
Bros, it's like u got more experience in d game. Lemme yarn my own weda u go fit help my mata sef.

I'm a kind of guy dat, wen it komz 2 sex, I do go overboard, like not ejaculatin on time dat d lady wud av been tired nd show exhaustion, yet I wud be yet 2 cum(release), most cases, I do resolve 2 confidin on dem dat I don't know wat is wrong wif me, over 30min, no cummin dat I wud av 2 masturbate 2 satisfy myself as d ladies wud av gone dry in most cases, I just had 2 cum 2 avoid abdominal pain.

D one dat finally broke d horse back was dat of a lady whose afta a long time spent without me realisin, she had 2 ask me dis awkward question dat, 'Do I av a sperm at ol?'. Saying I felt embarrassed wud be an understatement, I wish d ground cud open nd just swallow me, I felt my ego been crunch in dat moment. I lost myself as a man eva since dat I went celibate till date as it appears tinz r goin out of hand wif my sexual life.

At a point I had 2 visit a Doc 2 complain nd narrate my ordeal 2 him, but he assured me I'm alright dat it's smtin normal, but inside me I felt d opposite, like I'm not sexually alright.

I've only been able 2 enjoy sex wif just a lady in my existence which I monitored d time we started nd wen we ended, it was an over 3hrs sexual escapade nd was only able 2 cum just 3times, dat d lady in question had 2 give up. So far so gud, she has been d only lady I av eva had a sexual encounter wif dat did lead 2 me cummin (ejaculating). I'm an introvert, I get easily exhausted in social gatherin dat I had 2 olwez resolve 2 komin back home 2 my lone time 2 regain my energy, so ol ladies I've had smtin sexually 2 do wif r countable nd I cud still remember ol my experiences wif dem. My sexual life has been limited nd awkward so far.

Will appreciate if u or any oda cud just help out, advise wise on wat I cud do.

Thanks in anticipation!

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