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Nairaland / General / Re: Some Of The Strangest Currencies In The World by unofficial(m): 4:23am On Nov 18, 2016
1. Zimbabwe dollars

Zimbabweans exchange bank accounts of up to 175 quadrillion (175,000,000,000,000,000) Zimbabwean dollars for five US dollars.

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Nairaland / General / Some Of The Strangest Currencies In The World by unofficial(m): 4:18am On Nov 18, 2016
Whilst trying to read on why the Naira is doing so poorly, I came across some really strange currencies.

I hope you find this informative
Politics / Re: Ambode Unveils Eko Atlantic Pearl Tower (Photos) by unofficial(m): 11:16am On Nov 12, 2016
I usually don't comment on stuff like this, but after seeing you display your level of ignorance all over the thread, i'd love to help you get a life.

There's no point fighting over who owns Lagos or according to you, what tribe constitute fools or are xenophobic.

See, that won't add a kobo to your life.
People are making money and you are fighting over who owns lagos on an empty stomach. Nawa oh.

I wonder the kind of satisfaction people like you get after propagating bigotry around.

Godprotectigbos:


ofonjas are cowards , fools, tribalist, envy, lowlife people get lost grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


cry cry get lost tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue



lagos belongs to all nigerians cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool


how can a lazy ofonja develop lagos...people that cannot build common toilet......just thank ur God that lagos was former capital apart from dat nobody will kw southwates grin grin grin cool cool cool tongue tongue tongue tongue



is former capital ......so get lost tongue tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why You Should Pour Your Juice In A Cup. by unofficial(m): 7:56am On Sep 06, 2016
charix:

Did you shake the juice first before pouring it in a cup? The action is always adviced on most juice packages as inactivity makes all the contents settle into layers.

I did.

But how do you expect me to shake clusters that look like garri till they dissolve
...and why are you bent on making this a fault of mine?

I put this here to educate people, shikena. So can we get back to work?
Nairaland / General / Re: Why You Should Pour Your Juice In A Cup. by unofficial(m): 6:46am On Sep 06, 2016
charix:
No description of what I'm looking at. What is it? Should we write it off as part of the juice?

It's a suspension in the drink. It just settled right after I poured it into the cup; and it's obviously not part of the juice.
Nairaland / General / Why You Should Pour Your Juice In A Cup. by unofficial(m): 10:55pm On Sep 05, 2016
A lot of us love to take our juice directly from the packaged foil and I'm not exempted from the statistics. The reason might be because of the time consumed whilst looking for a cup (especially for the lazy type like me) or probably the manly feeling derived from drinking from the main thing.

That almost killed me today though.

Okay, I exaggerated. Maybe I might have had food poisoning or something, but a friend saved my life.

She insisted that I serve myself in a cup. Lo and behold....

So, please, just serve yourself in a cup to avoid stories that touch the heart.

Career / Re: Open and close by unofficial(m): 9:57am On Sep 03, 2016
What kind of evidence are you talking about?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For An Auditor With Experience In Any Off The Big Four Audit Firms by unofficial(m): 6:10pm On Jul 01, 2016
Sorry to say, ITB, but no-one with a big 4 job experience will send you a mail. I can bet on that and several reasons abound.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Insurance Company Or A "Big 4" Accounting Firm by unofficial(m): 6:25am On Jun 01, 2016
Stay with the insurance firm. Thank me later.
Jobs/Vacancies / Aptitude Tests - Free Tutorial by unofficial(m): 2:50pm On May 21, 2016
Hi,

I'm Unofficial and i've decided to tutor people who have a challenge passing aptitude tests.

It's my CSR so it's absolutely free plus you'll get a free lunch.

I just want people who are willing to learn. If you are interested, please send me a message on NL.

P.S Tutorials will hold on Sundays.
Location is Yaba, Lagos State.

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Career / Re: Please Help Me Decode This Excel Formular!! by unofficial(m): 4:46pm On May 18, 2016
What do you mean by 'decode'? The formula is self explanatory na; or do you need someone to explain the formula?




Modified. This should help

If "approved days off" is greater than the "no of days", then "productivity=100%"

Else

If Either "HRS Booked" or "No of Days" is blank, "Productivity" should be blank


Else

Calculate this formula

("HRS Booked"/(("No of days" - "Approved days off"wink*cool).

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Career / Re: Any Presentation Topics Ideas by unofficial(m): 11:24pm On Apr 26, 2016
Did you eventually get a topic?
Career / Re: Project Management Professional (PMP) Lectures Will Be Going On Here...join Now by unofficial(m): 4:51am On Apr 14, 2016
Modified
0703******
Romance / Re: Coprophilia What's Your Take? by unofficial(m): 8:26pm On Mar 27, 2016
davide470:
Your picture kiss wink

shocked shocked shocked

It's a lie, its not davide470.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Seyi Law And His Wife Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary by unofficial(m): 7:06pm On Mar 27, 2016
That dude is so black!
Autos / Re: Buying My First Car... Hard Lessons I Learnt by unofficial(m): 7:01pm On Mar 27, 2016
OP, you shouldn't have gone alone. Just thinking aloud.

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Career / Re: Project Management Professional (PMP) Lectures Will Be Going On Here...join Now by unofficial(m): 6:23pm On Mar 27, 2016
No sir.

You are very much appreciated.
Career / Re: Project Management Professional (PMP) Lectures Will Be Going On Here...join Now by unofficial(m): 10:40am On Mar 27, 2016
Interested. Gone through the training twice.

I intend to write the PMP exam before the year runs out.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Get Your Last Three Most Recent Jobs? by unofficial(m): 12:45am On Mar 27, 2016
1st Job - Advert
2nd Job - Advert.
My current job has a going-concern so I don't anticipate leaving soon for a third.

I didn't have to know anyone to get the jobs I've had so far. Online application works.
Politics / Re: When Will Nigerians Wake Up And Ask For The Real Change? by unofficial(m): 10:07pm On Mar 26, 2016
ednut1:
Change will come when pple are ready to protest violently nd die. Bt lai lai who wan die. We keep praying for Good leaders . who will never do jack

When has true change come that way Egypt? South Sudan?? Libya Let's just stick to the praying part.tongue
Crime / Re: Facebook Scam by unofficial(m): 5:24pm On Mar 26, 2016
ednut1:
Pay it don't be stingy

Oga, you no serious. grin
Business / Re: Flight Delay Across The Country by unofficial(m): 3:00pm On Mar 26, 2016
I think arik should be sued. Those peeps are really greedy.

I spent 4hours+ waiting for a useless flight yesterday. I stood all through coz the airport was jam-packed. Air-cooling system was dead so you can imagine how I was sweating and swearing. No refreshments, nothing from arik (at least medview gave intending passengers something)

After waiting, they brought 1dead plane to fly us. I thought I was going to die yesterday.

I swear Nigeria is soo bleeped up.
Crime / Re: Facebook Scam by unofficial(m): 6:39pm On Mar 24, 2016
The dude just blocked my after writing that.

Crime / Facebook Scam by unofficial(m): 6:36pm On Mar 24, 2016
What scammers do now is to hack into a person's Facebook account and solicit for funds from his/her friends. Anyone can fall a victim, please beware.

My experience>>

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help !! What Is Wrong With My Cv! Why Is The Job Not Coming! by unofficial(m): 3:32pm On Mar 09, 2016
Seen.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Of These Jobs Would You Advice This Lawyer To Go For? by unofficial(m): 6:58pm On Mar 07, 2016
Seen

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by unofficial(m): 6:07pm On Feb 28, 2016
God help us all.

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